[(Y/N)'s alarm on his phone goes off. (Y/N) wakes up and stretches his arms. (Y/N) sees Helena sleeping at the foot of his bed. Helena wakes up to see (Y/N).]

Helena: Good morning, master.

(Y/N): Morning, Helena.

[Helena starts cuddling (Y/N).]

Helena: *cute dog whimpers*

(Y/N): I love you too, Helena.

*Intro*

After taking a shower, (Y/N) was giving headpats to Helena as she wags her tail.
(Y/N) sees Angela Dust and Niffty walk by.

(Y/N): Angela, Niffty.

Niffty: Morning, (Y/N).

Angela Dust: Hey sexy.

Angela Dust: *sees Helena* Who's the furball?

Helena: Furball?!

(Y/N): This is Helena, the daughter of Cerbera.

Helena: And master's future mate.

(Y/N): *flustered* H-helena!

Angela Dust: Intresting! *thoughts* Now I know what to call him in bed~.

Niffty: Don't you have work today?

(Y/N): I do, but I doubt that my boss knows where I live.

[(Y/N) hears a car honking outside. (Y/N) sees Blitza's van outside.]

Blitza: *outside* Hey fuckboy! Come on, we got work to do!

(Y/N): Well, that's my que to leave. Bye, girls.

[(Y/N) walks over to the front door, but Helena grabs him by his ankles, not wanting him to leave.]

Helena: No! Stay, master!

(Y/N): Sorry, Helena. But I have to go to work, maybe next time.

Helena: *sad doggo noise* Okay.

[(Y/N) walked outside and got in Blitza's possible rape van.]

[Loona sniffs (Y/N).]

(Y/N): Um, can I help you?

Loona: Why do you smell like a Hellhound?

(Y/N): Because I have a pet hellhound, why you ask?

Loona: 😳 No reason.

(Timeskip)

[The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.]

Blitzo: I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

[Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitza, looking mildly annoyed at her singing. Moxxie covers her somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles. (Y/N) sits in between M&M, looking disinterested.]

Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare ♫

[They drive into an old crowded parking lot.]

Blitza: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

[A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.]
Blitza: Oh, shit! Fu-

[Blitza slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitza turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. She glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".]

Blitza: Oh, you suck for life, do ya?!

[Blitza pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.]

Blitza: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!

[The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.]

Blitza: Oh, shit! Verosika!

[Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.]

Verosika: Blitz-a.

Blitza: I should have known youd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is

[Blitza falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.]

Blitza: three Rings DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known youd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.

Blitza: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see youre still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

[Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.]

Verosika: They let me out because Im still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

[Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.]

Verosika: So, your sister says Hi.

Blitza: *angrily steps in front of Verosika* Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika: Actually, prick. It has my name on it.

[Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.]

Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...

Loona: *watching from the van* No way.

Verosika: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.

Blitza: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!

Verosika: *removes her sunglasses* Awww, you mad, Blitz-a? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run

Blitza and Verosika: run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!

Blitza: Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!

Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock.

[Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.]

[Blitza follows Verosika.]

Blitza: HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or Im gonna

[A female Hellhound appears behind Blitza and growls.]

Hellhound: You'll what?

Blitza: *glances around and stutters in fear* Or I'll uh uh, I- I'll call HR!

[After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitza and the Hellhound laugh as if in a sitcom.]

Verosika: Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vixen. Unlike you, she actually does her job well.

Blirzwolfer: Hey! Leave her alone!

[The three of them turn around and see Blitzwolfer coming out of the van. Vixen and Verosika blushing like hell on fire.]

Verosika: 💭 Hello handsome.

Vixen: 💭 Oh satan, I want his puppies.

[Blitza then goes and hugs Blitzwolfer tightly.]

Blitza: Oh thank satan your here, (Y/N).

Verosika: Who's your new boy toy, Blitza?

Blitza: This is my new employee, uh...

Blitzwolfer: Blitzwolfer.

Vixen: 💭 Blitzwolfer, what a cute name.

[The Omnitrix starts beeping and Blitzwolfer reverts to (Y/N).]

(Y/N): Aw rats!

Verosika: Wait a minute, you're the human from the news! Blitza got your sorry ass working for her?

(Y/N): More like hired on the spot.

Verosika: Well, you look like your just my type~.

(Y/N): Sorry, I don't like my girls with extra STD's with a side of HIV.

Verosika: Bitch, I'm cleaner than your momma's pussy.

(Y/N): Am I supposed to be impressed by that pathetic excuse you always give to every man and every dick you suck or when your dad kicked you out of the house?

Verosika: I really like you~. What's your name cutie.

(Y/N): (Y/N), (Y/N) Tennyson.

Verosika: Verosika Mayday.

(Y/N): Nice to meet you. *looks at Vixen* I believe this is your hellhound?

Verosika: Yes, this is Vixen. I just hired her a few days ago.

(Y/N): Nice to meet you Vixen.

Vixen: Same. *thoughts*Oh satan, even as a human he is so cute.

Blitza: *growls* Hey! No flirting with my employees!

Verosika: Whatever.

[Verosika leaves with her bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitza off.]

Verosika: *looking back* Ta-ta, fuck stain. Bye, (Y/N)~.

(Y/N): Bye.

Blitza: Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.

Loona: *kicks van door open and steps out* You know Verosika Mayday?!

Blitza: Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated.

Millie: Was it before or after she became a pop star?

Moxxie: *opens the van door and steps out* You dated a pop star?!

Blitza: Okay, why are you all acting like thats such a shock?

Loona: Hellooo, its Verosika Mayday?

Millie: It's you?

Moxxie: I just *scratches her head* Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?

Blitza: Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I dont pry into your stupid personal lives.

Moxxie: You do that all the time, sir!

Millie: Come on, you kinda do that.

Loona: You totally do that.

(Y/N): She does what?!

[Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering.]

Millie: What was sex with her like?

Moxxie: *taken aback* Millie!

Millie: Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like and having secret sexual fantasies about (Y/N).

(Y/N): Excuse me, what?!

Moxxie: *about to scold Millie but changes her mind* Touché.

Blitza: Okay, look, lets just drop it! Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck. [tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to driver's side] Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, (Y/N), lets go handle this shit.

[The scene cuts to Loona, Moxxie and Blitza stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward.]

Loona: Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!

[Blitza smiles at her with shining eyes.]

Blitza: Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~

[Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.]

Loona: Shut UP, mo-

[Blitza looks at her with adoration on her face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitza as "mom" and shoves her aside.]

Loona: Urgh! Blitza!

(Y/N): 😏 Aww, you almost called Blitza "mom".

Loona: 😳 F-fuck off, (Y/N).

[(Y/N) walks and accidentally bumps into Vixen. She looks at him in embarrassment.]

(Y/N): Oof! Sorry.

[Vixen glances down at (Y/N). Vixen blushes and wags her tail like crazy and blushes as if she was in heat.]

Vixen: 😳 O-oh, hey (Y/N).

(Y/N): Hey, Vixen right?

Vixen: Y-yeah. 💭 Oh satan, I want him to be my mate.

Blitza: Hiiii, big girl. Wheres your bitch bag of an employer?

[Vixen mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. V and M are spray-painted on the door windows across from I.M.P. . office room.]

Vixen: She's in her office. There wasnt room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. Its cheaper.

Blitza: Oh, COME ON!

Vixen: *scoffs* Sorry, lady.

[Vixen walks away. She could't help but blush while looking at (Y/N).]

Blitza: *mutters* Oh, no you don't, bitch.

Moxxie: Ma'am, how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone.

[Blitza tunes Moxxie out with a glare.]

Moxxie: In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-

Blitza: Moxxie, shut the fuck up!

Moxxie: *heads over to Verosika's office* Alrighty, then.

[Moxxie pushes open the doors and goes inside. The silhouettes of Moxxie, Verosika and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window.]

Moxxie: Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-

Coco: *points to Moxxie* Aw, look at the little one. She's got a wittle bow tie!

Moxxie: Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I-

Josh: Want a kissy, little lady?

Moxxie: A kind offer, but I'm married.

[The gang of demons surround Moxxie.]

Verosika: Hey why don't you send a little message from me back to your pussy-bitch boss?

[The demon silhouettes bare their fangs over Moxxie to sexually assault her.]

Moxxie: *screams* Don't touch that!

[Blitza races and presses her hands against the window.]

Blitza: Moxxie, don't let her access any of your holes!

[Moxxie races back into the hall, panting with his back against the door. He walks past them, battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face.]

Moxxie: *stuttering and shaken* I-I gotta go lie down now.

[Moxxie falls face-first onto the ground offscreen.]

Blitza: Oh, this won't STAND! (Y/N), you go handle it!

(Y/N): What?! Why me?

Blitza: Don't look at me. You're the one with all those alien powers at your finger tips.

(Y/N): *sigh* Fine.

[(Y/N) walks into the room.]

(Y/N): Verosika, we need to talk.

Verosika: (Y/N), you finally decided to join me?

(Y/N): Hahaha, since when did you get so good at jokes? No, I came to ask about the parking space for my boss.

Josh: So this is the human? I must say, he's quite the looker~.

Ace: How about a kiss, little boy~?

(Y/N): That depends, you want to have broken ribs?

[(Y/N) transforms into Four Arms and subdued Josh and Ace by grabbing both of their heads and smashes them together as they fell to the ground. They succubi stood their in shock, seeing (Y/N) turn into a muscular four-armed alien and how he took down Josh and Ace in seconds.]

Succubi: 💭 Have me, daddy~.

[Blitza kicks both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice.]

Blitza: Alright! *bleep* THAT'S IT! (Y/N), go wait outside.

Four Arms: Thank you.

Blitza: What's wrong with you?

Four Arms: Let's just say the levels of estrogen in the room was a little too much for me.

[Four Arms leaves the room. Blitza stomps toward Verosika.]

Blitza: If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin' challenge! *to herself* Fuck, I said that twice.

Kiki: Mmmm Is this Imp girl starting a demon duel?

Verosika: *Chuckles* I think she is!

[Verosika leans in toward Blitza.]

Verosika: What's the game then, Blitz-a?

Blitza: Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day.

[The succubi laugh. Blitza glares in determination. They stop laughing.]

Verosika: Oh, you're serious? So I guess if you win, you get the parking space back?

Blitza: Damn right!

Verosika: Okay. But if my team wins, we get the parking space and your employee (Y/N) will work for me and serve as my second bodyguard alongside Vixen.

Vixen: *offscreen* Yes!

[Blitza thought about it for a minute, but she was determined that she will win.]

Blitza: Deal!

[She leans in close to Blitza's face, speaking in a low whisper].

Verosika: Game on, bitch.

[Later at I.M.P headquarters, Blitza stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind her is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.]

Blitza: Alright, shut your assholes! Heres how were gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients.

[The animated drawings on the paper show Blitza, Loona, Millie, Moxxie, and (Y/N) standing together. A bunch of Imps and clients surround them with bags of money.]

Blitza: We portal up.

[Blitza drawing snaps her fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.]

Blitza: We have our fun murder time as per usual.

[The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns].

Blitza: We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe.

[The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads S.S. Cum Gutter.]

Blitza: We push said canoe into some water.

[Blitzoma drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.]

Blitza: We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!

[Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.]

Blitza: They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet

[The I.M.P drawings cheer, the Loona figure wears a party hat, and the (Y/N) figure was dancing.]

Blitza: We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face...

[The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.]

Blitza: Do you have any questions? *throws pointer stick through a window*

Moxxie: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?

Blitza: *walks over to Moxxie* That wasn't a question.

Moxxie: That wasn't a plan.

Blitza: *puts a hand around Moxxie* I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. Its not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.

Moxxie: A what now?

Blitza: I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you *begins poking Moxxie in the chest* talentless baby puss troll?!

Moxxie: *climbs onto table in anger* Well, why don't you *points at Blitza and points at her* take an art class?

Blitza: *grabs Moxxie and throws her back in her chair* Why don't you see how EXPENSIVEthey are?!

Loona: Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?

Blitza: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!

[Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, and (Y/N) simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera, presumably looking at Helluva Boss's furry viewers.]

Loona: Well, I- I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along.

Blitza: Wait, say that again.

Loona: I can... blend in?

[Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitza that she can disguise herself.]

Millie: Do you have a human disguise?

Loona: Yeah. Don't you?

[The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.]

Loona: You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time without human disguises?!

Moxxie: Why aren't you yelling at (Y/N)?!

Loona: Because he's human! He doesn't need one!

(Y/N): Fax.

Blitza: Okay, new plan!

[Blitza quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them.]

Blitza: Loonie and (Y/N) will help lure the humans to us, and well take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?

Millie: Flawless logic.

Moxxie: I think youre missing the biggest issue, sir. Isnt it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We arent just going up to massacre!

Blitza: I got that covered, Mox.

[Later, Blitza puts up a ratty flyer reading Spring Break Victim, 50% Off! with drawings of Blitza, a dead victim and horses. Blitza walks to Moxxie.]

Blitza: Now... we wait.

Moxxie: Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!

[Moxxie and Blitza look to see demons lining up, including Travis, looking at the flyer. Blitza grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitza strolls toward the other demons.]

Blitza: Now, whos first?

(Y/N): *about to say something* ☝️😀

Moxxie: Not a word, Tennyson.

(Y/N): 😏 Okay.

[The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relax and talk. Blitza, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, (Y/N) hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.]

(Y/N): 💭 Haven't been to the beach in a long time.

Blitza: Now, remember, we cant be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?

[Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.]

Loona: Got it.

[Loona stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she transforms into a human version of herself. The imps stare in shock.]

(Y/N): 💭 Oh no, she's hot!

Blitza: Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look down right awful!

[Loona glares at Blitzo.]

Blitza: I am so proud. (Y/N), you're up!

[(Y/N) nods. He activates the Omnitrix and twists the dial. He selects the silhouette of a ghost.]

(Y/N): Let's do this!

[As the light died down, Blitza, Millie, Moxxie, and Loona we're met with a ghost with one green eye and green chains and shackles around his wrist and neck.]

Ghostfreak: Let's get haunting!

[Loona peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Blitza spying on the roof. She gives Loona a thumbs up. Ghostfreak goes around, possessing many people and taking them to Blitza, Millie, and Moxxie to be killed.]

[In the next shot, a blonde man runs to her in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Blitza. On a rooftop, a brown haired man leans in to kiss Loona, but Millie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut. Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Blitza kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head.]

[Blitza and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body.]

Blitza: Thats nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many--

Verosika: Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!

[The audience cheers. A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.]

Fan boy: Verosika!

Verosika: This is your final boarding call. All aboard~

[Verosika launches into "Vacay to Bonetown". Fuck you Blitza appears on the screens and replaces it with Love you (Y/N). Blitza growls like a rabid animal, literally foaming at the mouth and (Y/N) blushes.]

Verosika: ♫ Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town. ♫

[The humans make out with others around them. kiss, hug, grind on each other. A disguised Milky shows a human a popsicle with semen-like saliva on it as several other succubi and incubi grin and sneak up on the humans as Verosika continues singing.]

Verosika: (off-screen) ♫ V-time, free time, baby, relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D. ♫

Blitza: God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, shes gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!

[A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitza.]

Blitza: *points to vomiting man* He on the list, Loonie?

Loona: Huh? Yeah I- I think so.

[A distracted Loona looks at Vortex guarding the stage.]

Blitza: Good!

[Blitza takes out a red and black axe.]

Blonde man: Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun? [Laughs]

Blitza: (off-screen) Yeah... Pretty cool, huh?

[Blitza cleaves his head in half with the axe.]

Blitza: But, you sure as shit aint gonna tell nobody! Alright, you two go fetch us more clients.

(Y/N): Let's go, Loona.

[Loona and (Y/N) their way through the crowd, looking for more victims. (Y/N) got separated from Loona and was now walking on his own. Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head. Unknown to (Y/N), the succubi were watching him.]

Kiki: Hey there, cutie~.

(Y/N): Not interested.

Coco: Come on, (Y/N). Give in to your lustful desires~.

Apple: We promise we won't bite, much~.

(Y/N): Go away.

Milky: Or what, handsome~?

(Y/N):

[The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown" but Vixen notices and punches him into the ground, head first. She drags the man away in the distance. Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She backhands him hard.]

Verosika: Now, who wants a piece of this?!

[Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden portal. A fish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.]

[After dealing with the succubi, (Y/N) continues through the crowd until he bumps into Vixen in her human disguise.]

(Y/N): Oh hey, Vixen, right?

Vixen: Yeah, but my friends call me Vix.

(Y/N): Nice nickname. I like your human disguise, it suits you.

Vixen: 😳 T-thanks.

[Loona was searching through the crowd, looking for (Y/N).]

Loona: Where is that boy?

[Loona spots (Y/N) talking to Vixen.]

Loona: Oh hell no!

(Y/N): I can't believe he did that to you!

Vixen: 😥 Yeah, my ex-boyfriend broke up with me. Saying that he found someone better.

(Y/N): I know the feeling.

Vixen: You do?

(Y/N): Yeah. Before I came to hell, I graduated high school. When I was about to go home, my now ex-girlfriend Kai Greene broke up with me.

Vixen: Why?

(Y/N): Because she said she wanted to focus on her future. That, and she had to move away. I don't blame her though, life is a one way deal so you gotta make the most of it.

Vixen: I'm so sorry to hear that.

(Y/N): Well, I'm over it and forget about your ex-boyfriend. He can't hurt you anymore. You look like a nice girl, and any hellhound would be lucky to have you. Don't let one bad break-up affect you for trying to find love again.

Vixen: Thanks, (Y/N). You know, you're a good friend.

(Y/N): I try.

Vixen: 😳 Hey, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Yeah?

Vixen: I was wondering, if you're not busy, would you to go out with...

[Loona arrives and stands between them.]

Loona: Am I... interrupting something?

Vixen: Nah. Just having a conversation.

Loona: *grabs (Y/N) by the arm* Conversations over, let's go (Y/N)!

Vixen: *grabs (Y/N) by the other arm* Hold on, I'm not done, so back off. Besides, it's not like he's your boyfriend or anything?

Loona: Listen, bitch. He's my friend and co-worker, so I can treat him however I want.

Vixen: Why do you care? You do know that if we win this stupid bet, (Y/N) comes to work for us as a second bodyguard and not your team of rejects!

[Loona and Vixen stare at each other in disgust and start to argue and fight over (Y/N).]

(Y/N): Can't we just talk this out?

Loona and Vixen: NO!

[Moxxie and Millie hide behind metal barrels.]

Moxxie: And... we've lost him. *sighs* Its looking like its up to us handle this list.

Millie: Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!

[Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more.]

[Back with Loona and Vixen arguing over (Y/N).]

Vixen: When he's with us, he won't even remember your sorry ass!

Loona: Like hell he is!

[Suddenly, Blitza appears behind Loona.]

Blitza: So this is where you run off to. You two go do your jobs!

Loona: Ugh, Blitza, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!

Blitza: I just wanted to see what was so important that youd be distracted from your job.

Loona: What, I can't have a break?

Blitza: We have a parking spot on the line!

Vixen: Hey, miss. Why don't you chill out?

Blitza: Why dont you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!

[Blitza holds up a drawing with her tail that shows a diagram of herself killing a human equaling money and earning money equals a horse.]

Blitza: Literaly!

Loona: *groans in frustration, fixes bangs* Fuck, Blitza! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!

Blitza: Because, I adopted you and you're my daughter! So that should mean something!

Loona: Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real mom! I was almost eighteen!

Blitza: It still counts!

Loona: Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, bitch! I don't, now!

(Y/N): 💭 Woah.

[Millie and Moxxie hides behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.]

Skool: Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!

[Skool knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust.]

Woman: Eggggh! Oh my god, its a fucking possum!

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs!

[Moxxie tries to get away, but one of the partygoers catches her by the tail.]

Skool: I got it!

[Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves her into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about "beer possum" as they take turns volleying the barrel away. Moxxie drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.]

Skool: (off-screen) Beer possum! Beer possum!

Partygoer: (off-screen) Get ready to get fucked up!

Partygoer: (off-screen) Ready to get fuuucked!

[Loona tries to say something to the upset Blitza, who crosses her arms.]

Loona: Uh, Blitza I'm-

Blitza: Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go kill something!

Loona: Ugggh...

Vixen: Damn, girl. That was savage. [places a comforting hand on her shoulder] You okay?

Loona: *blushes* Yeah, I'm fine. Hell get over it. She always does.

(Y/N): That was kind of harsh, Loona.

Loona: Oh, why do you care?

(Y/N): Because, even though your adopted, Blitz at least tries to be good parent. Something your real parents could never fulfill.

Vixen: *chuckles* Well, I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least. Mmm! Takes guts.

Loona: Thanks.

Vixen: So, we cool?

Loona: Yeah, we are.

[Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tipes over. Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.]

Millie: Moxxie!

Moxxie: *drunk* Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss em. *Makes smooching noises* Where's (Y/N)? I wanna kiss that sexy face of his.

[Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie. The fish monster emerges from the ocean. The humans and the succubus saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. Blitza looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The fish monster roars.]

Moxxie: *drunk* Ooooh! Fish.

[The monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie, pulls her closer and closes its mouth.]

Moxxie: *drunk* Hehehe, Weeeeee!

[Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife. She pries open the monsters mouth, seeing Moxxie punching the monster's uvula. She reaches out her hand toward Moxxie, who briefly gives her a high five. She grabs hold of her and slices the tongue, freeing both of them. Moxxie smiles, closes his eyes and spreads his arms as he flies. He lands into Blitzos arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Blitza kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance. Moxxie laughs hysterically.]

[Inside of the monster's mouth, Millie punches the tongue as the monster spits her out as Millie starts wrestling with it.]

Millie: I need some help, please!

(Y/N): Hang on, Millie!

[(Y/N) activates the Omnitrix and twists the dial. He stops at a silhouette of what appears to be a dinosaur.]

(Y/N): It's Hero Time!

[(Y/N) transformed into a large, brown, dinosaur-like alien.]

Humongousaur: I'm coming, Millie.

Moxxie: I love that kid~ *tail makes a heart shape*

Blitza: Back off, bitch. He's mine~.

[Humongousaur punches the monster away, letting go of Millie from it's jaws. Humongousaur grabs Millie.]

Humongousaur: You okay?

Millie: Yeah, I am. Thanks for the save.

Humongousaur: Anytime.

[Humongousaur drop off Millie by the sand. He goes back to fight the monster, to which I.M.P, Verosika, and her Posse watched.]

Vixen: Woah!

Loona: I know, right.

[Humongosaur and the catfish monster continue their fight. Humongosaur goes in for a punch, but the monster catches it with it's jaws and bites down.]

Humongosaur: Ow! That's it! You, are so dead!

[Humongosaur grabs the creature by it's upper jaw with his free hand. With his other hand free, although bleeding, he grabs the creature's lower jaw and rips off it's head. ]

Blitza: Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off, (Y/N)!

Millie: Is Mox okay?

Blitza: Oh, yeah. She's fine.

[Millie holds Moxxie in her arms as Moxxie grins with a doped expression.]

Moxxie: *Drunken* Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo drinky.

[Millie hugs Moxxie, happily laughing.]

Blitza: Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking.

Verosika: Blitz-a.

Blitza: Oh, perfect. That must be the whores!

Verosika: That was handled rather obvious. Don't you think?

Millie: I don't think this belonged to any of us.

[Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to Milky.]

Millie: Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world.

Moxxie: *Laughs* Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so FUUUUCKED! *Continues laughing drunkenly*

Verosika: Yeah, well you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises!

Moxxie: *faceplants* into the sand* A human called me a possum. I am not a *faceplants again* possum!

Blitza: Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space.

Verosika: Fine.

Blitza: WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!!! *laughs triumphantly*

Millie: Fuck YEAH!

Blitza: IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH! Wait, where's (Y/N)?

[Humongousaur walks on the shore to meet the others.]

Humongousaur: Present and accounted for.

[Everyone sees Humongousaur tower over them. The Omnitrix beeps and in a red flash, (Y/N) returns to his human form.]

Kiki: You're just full of surprises, aren't you?

(Y/N): Baby, you know it.

Verosika: *scoffs* Come on, let's get out of here. Vix!

Vixen: Well... guess it's time to bounce. But, hey, if you and (Y/N) are ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime.

Loona: Really? I mean, heh yeah. Yeah.

Vixen: Yeah! A friend of mine throws a ton of crazy hound parties. And with (Y/N) as Blitzwolfer, he'll fit right in.

Loona: Nice. Can't wait for my first one.

Vortex: *chuckles* Let's get you some friends, girl.

[Vixenp gives her a playful punch before following Verosika. Loona looks downcast at seeing Vixen leave and being reminded of her confrontation with Blitza as well as (Y/N)s words about Blitza trying to be a parent.]

Blitza: Come on, Loonie Tooney! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!

[I.M.P go through the portal. Loona falls through the portal backwards. Before (Y/N) entered the portal last, Vixen stops him.]

Vixen: Hey, (Y/N).

(Y/N): Yeah?

Vixen: Thanks for helping me get over my ex. It means a lot to me.

(Y/N): Anytime, Vix.

Vixen: Hey, if you're not busy, would you like to hang out sometime?

(Y/N): Sure, I don't mind.

[Vixen hugs (Y/N), burying his face into her furry cleavage.]

Vixen: Thank you, (Y/N). You're a good friend.

(Y/N): Mmmph!

Vixen: Oh, sorry!

[Vixen let's go of (Y/N), letting him get some air.]

(Y/N): You're welcome.

[After exchanging phone numbers, (Y/N) enters the portal last. Blitza jumps up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger.]

[(Y/N) watches Verosika and her gang huddle together in fear as the police, a clown, and a mine robot surround them, guns pointed.]

Police: PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!

Verosika: Alright, sluts. Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick.

[Her gang all sigh and groan in disgust as they raise their hands in defeat and groan. But to everyone's surprise, a green portal opens underneath Verosika and her crew, and they all fell through.]

Police: What the fuck?!

[The green portal opens up and Verosika and her posse fell on the floor.]

Kat: The hell was that?!

Demonsion: Over here.

[They all turn their attention to see a green, demon-like alien wearing a black and green suit with the Omnitrix on his chest.]

Milky: Who're you?

Demonsion: Call me Demonsion, and you're welcome by the way.

Verosika: Why did you save us?

Demonsion: Because why not. Also, you, the succubi, and Vixen are kinda cute.

Verosika: Well, thanks for the save. You deserve a reward~.

Demonsion: What kind of reward?

Verosika: This~.

[Verosika kisses Demonsion.]

Demonsion: 😳

Verosika: 😘

[(Y/N) reverts to his human form. The rest of Verosika's crew smirked.]

(Y/N): What?

Verosika's Crew: 😏 Nothing~.

*Outro*