*Intro*

Mrs. Mayberry: *narrating* I was a good person before it all went down... I was good my entire life.

[The scene opens with a shot of a red schoolhouse. Birds fly in the background. "Learning is fun" is written on the side of the building. There are trees and a playground. A bell on the roof rings. Mrs. Mayberry opens the classroom curtains, revealing two birds singing on a tree branch. Inside the classroom, Mrs. Mayberry writes "Good morning!" on the blackboard.]

Mrs. Mayberry: Good morning!

[She twirls around and catches her piece of chalk.]

Mrs. Mayberry: I hope you all did your homework!

[Several smiling students nod in a dance at their desks. A brown-haired boy wearing a dunce cap spins on a stool and faces the wall.]

[The Teacher's Song begins.]

Class: ♫ We love to do our homework, and we love our teacher, too! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ Then, when I throw out these fun questions, you should know just what to do! ♫

Class: ♫ Okay! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ Two plus six is ♫

Class: ♫ Eight! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ And good behavior's ♫

Class: ♫ Great! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ And now, it's that part of the class when we say the time of day and date! ♫

Blonde boy: ♫ It's nine in the morning ♫

Girl 1: ♫ On January 8th! ♫

Girl 2: ♫ The sun is out smiling! ♫

Dunce boy: ♫ And it's your husband's birthday! ♫

[The class sings "la la la" while Mrs. Mayberry faces the board. She drags her piece of chalk in a line on the board, the piece almost gone. Her face is beaded with sweat and her eye twitches.]

Mrs. Mayberry: *faces the class* Oh my stars! Stop singing, children! Hush up, now!

[The class falls silent.]

Mrs. Mayberry: I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special!

Girl 2: Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!

[Scene cuts to a bedroom. "Wifey" appears with a ringing telephone icon on a computer screen. A sock lands on a corner of the computer followed by a pair of underwear. Giggles and an "Oh, yeah!" and "Not there, not there-" come from the room. An unused condom hits the screen and accepts the video call as Mrs. Mayberry's face appears from the other, while the sound of a squeaking bed is heard. Back in the classroom, her face turns red in anger and then shock as she stares in bewilderment. The children stand behind her with concerned, fearful looks.]

[Her face blank and in shadow, Mrs. Mayberry stands up and walks away.]

Girl 2: Wait! Mrs. Mayberry! *grabs hold of Mrs. Mayberry's arm* Remember what you taught us? Think before you act.

[Mrs. Mayberry grabs hold of the girl's neck and tosses her through the roof. She walks out the door.]

[The children scurry to the window to see Mrs. Mayberry drive through a white picket fence in her green car. The children head back to the computer to watch.]

Jarold: Okay- (offscreen) *notices Mrs. Mayberry* Oh, shit! Sweetie, what are you doing here?

Mrs. Mayberry: (offscreen) Shut up, Jarold!

[A woman's screams and shots are heard.]

Mrs. Mayberry: (offscreen) You scream like a bitch!

[Dunce boy cowers in his seat as the sound of a chainsaw is heard. Blood splatters against the computer screen as the children stare in horror.]

Jarold: (offscreen) Oh, god! What have you done? Sh-She had a family!

Mrs. Mayberry: (offscreen) *sobs* We could've had a family!

[Gunshots are heard and several children look away in disgust. Mrs. Mayberry wipes away the blood from the screen. She looks frazzled at her students.]

Mrs. Mayberry: Oh, dear God. What have I done...? In front of you all! *sobs* I'm so sorry, my children! Don't forget to work on your times tables!

[Another gunshot is heard and the children faint on the floor one by one.]

Mrs. Mayberry: *narrating* You do everything right in life, play by all the rules... and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world!

[The camera lowers to show a pipe and fossils underground, followed by hanging stalactites. The camera stops at the outside of the I.M.P. building. A shot of the door reads "I.M.P Headquarters" with "Meeting in progress :)" on a taped piece of paper. Blitza is seen on her office chair looking bored as a shadow silhouette of Mrs. Mayberry paces the room.]

Mrs. Mayberry: After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So, that's why I'm here.

[Mrs. Mayberry turns around, revealing her demon form. Her face is partially shadowed by blinds. She holds a cigarette in her hand.]

Mrs. Mayberry: To get my revenge.

Blitza: I mean, was she hotter?

[Mrs. Mayberry glares at Blitza with an incredulous look on her face.]

Blitza: *smirks* I'm just saying, I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits.

[Mrs. Mayberry seethes in anger, her aura glowing red.]

Blitza: Anywayyyy, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here.

[Blitza stands up and Mrs. Mayberry glares at her.]

Blitza: See, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death

[Mrs. Mayberry clenches her fist. Her red aura glows again.]

Blitza: frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you. Boop!

[Blitza boops her on the nose.]

Mrs. Mayberry: *clenches her claws* Not... all of them. That whore survived. Now, they all call her a hero.

[The camera zooms up to a hospital bed with a bandaged blonde woman recovering. The room is filled with colorful bouquets of flowers. The woman's children and husband are by her bedside.]

Woman reporter: How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch?

Martha: I just hope that sick woman finally found peace.

Woman reporter: You are so brave. Here's two million dollars!

[A golden check slowly moves toward her.]

Martha: *innocently* Ohhh! Thank you!

[Cameras flash as Martha smiles by her husband.]

[Martha stands with her husband Ralphie and their two children in front of a house by a lake, surrounded by a picket fence.]

Mrs. Mayberry *narrating* Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash... getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!

[Scene cuts to Martha standing at a podium with "VNN" on it. A news reporter holds out a microphone among several other microphones.]

Reporter: You're a hero!

[Martha is then seen jogging with a dark-skinned woman with blonde hair.]

Jogger: You're a hero, girl!

[In a grocery store, a boy wearing a beaver-skin cap talks with a cashier lady named Brook.]

Martha's son: My mama's a hero!

Cashier: She is a hero!

[Ralphie and Martha have sex in a bedroom and he grunts in pleasure.]

Ralphie: *grunts* You're a hero!

[An old priest is seen with his hands folded in prayer by church doors. Martha stands next to him with her hands folded.]

Priest: You're a herooo!

[Martha is then seen standing at the front of Mrs. Mayberry's old classroom. Another teacher introduces Martha to the class. "How to deal with trauma 101" is written on the board.]

Class: You're a hero!

[Martha smiles as she is given anal sex from another man.]

Man: *groans* You're a hero!

[Back in Hell, Mrs. Mayberry's purple fists create cracks on Blitza's desk as she smashes down on it.]

Mrs. Mayberry: *shouting, her voice echoing* SHE IS NOT A HEROOOOOO!

[She leans in close to Blitza's face, her face red with anger.]

Blitza: *frightened* Mm-hmm. Yeah! Okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly.

[Blitza rapidly presses a red button from underneath her desk. A red light flashes by a label reading "Deranged client." The other labels read "More coffee," "Soiled my pants," "Horny client," "Client giving birth," "Ghost," and "Stolas."]

[The camera moves to Moxxie, who is holding a black and red crossbow in her hands. In front of her is a picture of a smiling family: a father, a mother, a baby and two children. Her arms are shaking as the pointer hovers around the man's crotch area.]

Millie: Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot our only human and hellhound!

[Loona sits on a gray couch and holds up the family picture in one hand and her phone in the other while (Y/N) sits beside her. On the wall are drawings of Blitza in a horse shape and a drawing of Robo Fizz with an arrow sticking out from it.]

Loona: *sarcastically, deadpan* Wow. I feel soooo loved here.

(Y/N): Would it kill you to acknowledge that someone cares about your safety?

Loona: Fuck off.

(Y/N): You first.

Millie: Just take a deep breath, *inhales* and let it out!

Moxxie: But... it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?

Millie: I mean if that's what the client wants.

Moxxie: Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family. *speaking with a stereotypical Italian accent* That's understandable. [speaks normally] But to eradicate an entire innocent-seemingly, in this instance-upper-middle-class family bloodline?

[Loona and (Y/N) look at the picture as Loona thinks for a moment.]

Loona: Hey! You don't know they're innocent! *points to the boy* This kid probably sets dogs on fire, *points to the girl* maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, *points to the father* and this guy, This guy definitely watches.

(Y/N): That's highly exaggerated but whatever.

Millie: Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up here.

Moxxie: What about (Y/N)?

(Y/N): I was sucked into an interdimensional portal.

Moxxie: But-

Millie: Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. *cups Moxxie's cheeks as she shakes them* Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Choose a target. *kisses her*

[Moxxie aims her crossbow.]

Moxxie: I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all.

(Y/N): How selective do we need to be?

[Blitza barges into the room followed by Mrs. Mayberry.]

Blitza: Guys! I want you to meet-

[A startled Moxxie accidentally fires her arrow and it ricochets around the room. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer. The arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Loona is holding. The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank starts to wobble dangerously. The arrow flies toward Mrs. Mayberry, but (Y/N) catches it with one hand.]

(Y/N): Can't have you dying twice, now can I?

Blitza: ...our newest client!

[The eel tank falls down. Glass and water spill on the floor. The eels fall out and bursts into electricity, setting the room on fire.]

Blitza: Dammit, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!

(Y/N): Don't worry, boss. I got this!

[(Y/N) activates the Omnitrix and transforms into Heatblast.]

Mrs. Mayberry: What are you?

Heatblast: Me? I'm a hottie, can't you tell?

[Heatblast absorbs the flames in the office. Outside the building, imp firefighters carry the eels away and head into a red fire truck. Mrs. Mayberry drives off in a yellow taxi cab as Blitza waves goodbye.]

Blitza: Byyyyye! And, don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is freee!

[Blitza waves as the car drives away.]

Moxxie: When did we start implementing that deal?

[Blitza turns with a glare to Moxxie.]

Blitza: When you set fire to my office in front of a [yells] CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT!!

[Blitza grabs Moxxie's face and pushes her away.]

Blitza: Now, someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!

[A nearby billboard with Blitza's face on it reads with misspellings: "Goat an asshole in the living worlds!? Come to I Am Pee!!??! Make sure you put this sign up on the rite side. Don't fuck this up. Also payment may take a couple of weeks because it cums in the mail. -Speech to text- -Blitza-"]

[Loona types on her phone.]

Loona: You mean... our only ticket to the other side? *pulls out the grimoire* Yeah. Got it.

Blitza: And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie. * baby talk voice* You get a tweat, now!

[Blitza holds up a dog biscuit to her.]

Loona: Ew. Stop.

[Blitza throws the treat into the air and catches it with his tongue, like a frog. He pulls it into his mouth and chews.]

Loona: *slams book close* You're so gross!

(Y/N): I agree

[Millie draws a pentagram with chalk on the wall. It glows red and creates a portal to the human world.]

Blitza: Awwww, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist.

(Y/N): YOU go to therapy?

[Loona rolls her eyes and leaves. Blitza puts her hand on Moxxie's face, who struggles to walk to Millie.]

Blitza: Now, let's go lick some ass!

Millie: The expression is "kick some ass"... Blitza.

[Millie snaps her fingers at Blitza as she walks through the portal.]

Blitza: Mine's better.

(Y/N): No it isn't.

[Blitza walks through the portal.]

Moxxie: *sighs* Aww, fuuuck

[Moxxie walks through the portal. Before (Y/N) leaves, Loona stops him.]

Loona: Hey!

(Y/N): What?

Loona: Don't get your sorry ass killed, okay?

(Y/N): *sarcastically* Aw, you care about me~.

Loona: 😳 I don't!

(Y/N): I was being sarcastic, dumbass.

Loona: Fuck you!

(Y/N): You're welcome.

[(Y/N) walks through the portal. All four of them stand in front of a small red house by the lake as the sun sets. Blitza and Moxxie lean against the side of the house, rising from bushes. Blitza stands up and peers into the window.]

Blitza: That's gotta be her. *chuckles darkly* This is too easy. Moxxie, do you want this one?

[Moxxie looks pleasantly surprised.]

Moxxie: Me?

(Y/N): Yeah, this one's simple enough for you to handle.

[Moxxie stands up and peers through the window. Her faces falls as she looks at the family having dinner.]

Blitza: It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital.

[Martha and Ralphie affectionately rub each other's noses. Martha holds a dinner platter in her hand. Moxxie hesitates at the window.]

Blitza: You snooze, you lose, Mox!

(Y/N): Kill the bitch, boss.

Blitza: With pleasure, (Y/N).

[Martha's face is seen in a reflector, her doe eyes wide and blinking innocently.]

Blitza: Aaaand I've got ya, bitch.

Moxxie: Wait... Are we actually killing a family?!

Blitzo: No, don't be a puss. We're just killing a mother.

[Blitzo positions his rifle.]

Blitzo: We're ruining a family!

[Rifle clicks.]

Moxxie: But Ho- Hold on, hold on! Let's just think about it.

(Y/N): Moxxie, this woman is responsible for ruining Mrs. Mayberry's life!

Moxxie: Yes, but-!

(Y/N): Blitz, kill her!

[Moxxie lifts up Blitza's gun as he fires. The bullet hits a glass mirror inside the house. All four family members gasp in fear.]

Martha: What was that, Ralphie?

Ralphie: *shakes his head* I dunno, Martha! But, whatever it is...

[Grins evilly as he stands up holding a rifle in his hands.]

Ralphie: ...they're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!

[Martha sets the platter on the table and pulls out another rifle. She drinks a glass of wine and smashes it onto the floor.]

Martha: Alright, kids! Guns out!

[The boy pulls out a small gun from his beaver-skin hat. The girl pulls out another rifle. All of them have evil grins of sharp teeth.]

Ralphie: Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns! *chuckles darkly*

[Cuts back to Blitza, (Y/N), and Moxxie.]

Blitza: *fumes in anger* What the fuck was that, Moxxie?!

[Moxxie wheezes anxiously, eye twitching. She lets out a croak with her snake-like tongue out. She then falls to her knees, hands over her face.]

Moxxie: I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy.

[Tears fall from Moxxie's eyes as he takes more breaths.]

Moxxie: I panicked!

[Blitzo facepalms.]

Blitza: Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie?! From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits!

[Blitza leans in and pokes Moxxie's head.]

Blitza: Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!

(Y/N): Moxxie, you are so lucky that the Omnitrix is on recharge. Otherwise, I would beat the shit out of you!

[A blast shoots through the wall and hits Blitza in the arm, black blood flying out.]

Blitza: AAAAH! A new hole! SCATTER!

[Blitza, Millie, and (Y/N) flee the scene and Moxxie hides in the bushes. Another hole appears and part of the wall explodes. Ralphie and Martha grin and leap through the large hole with guns drawn. Moxxie peers out from the bushes and rapidly looks around. A child's hand grabs Moxxie by his tail and he yelps.]

[Ralphie fires at Millie who flips backwards and dives into the lake.]

Ralphie: Where'd you go, little critter?! Y'all can't hide long from me!

[Millie is seen with her head above the water under the dock. A knife is in her mouth. Millie breaks through the dock and lands on it, with her knife and a grin. Ralphie swings a glass bottle and Millie runs behind him out of the way. Millie jumps up in the air, knife in both hands. Ralphie swings his bottle upwards, knocking Millie in the head. She cries out and falls to the ground. She struggles to stand, but collapses onto the dock. Her eyes twitch. Ralphie smiles evilly down at her as the cloudy sky spirals red.]

[Moxxie opens her eyes and gasps with a squeak to find herself tied to a stitched up dead body in a chair. Moxxie's face falls in fear as she looks at the girl and boy. Both their eyes are red and devious sharp grins form on their faces.]

[Moxxie tries to defuse the situation.]

Moxxie: Oh! Well, hello there, little ones. Aren't you cute?

[Both kids speak in low creepy tones, the boy finishing seconds after the girl, speaking instantly after Moxxie.]

Kids: It's nice to have a new critter to play with.

[Moxxie glances up in fear at a red light above her. The light reveals a human head high up and several limbs on plaques. The wooden walls are stained with red blood. Two plaques hold stitched up faces of skin. A larger plaque displays a dead man with long white hair, arms crossed, eyes and teeth bulging out. His upper chest is connected to the plaque. A picture frame made of bones reveals another face made of skin inside it. Human skin is tacked to the wall with "Bless this mess" stitched onto it. Moxxie looks and sees a dead human body on a platter in front of her, an apple in the human's mouth. Organs are in a nearby bowl.]

Moxxie: Ohhhhh... crumbs.

[The scene cuts to four gunshots ringing out in the woods. Blitza and (Y/N) dashes through a bush. Martha's evil laughter follows as Blitza and (Y/N) runs through the forest. They slide down a hill and catches their breath at the bottom.]

Martha: *in a sing-song voice* I know you're hurtin', little devil!

[Blitza takes deep breaths as she leans against a tree. Her eyes go wide as she covers her mouth. A silhouette of Martha is shown walking through the woods.]

Martha: *in a sing-song voice* I promise, that I can make that pain go real quick! Just come let Mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!

Blitza: That was close.

(Y/N): Wait, where's Moxxie?

Blitza: Didn't she run with Millie?

(Y/N): She's probably back at the house! I'm going back for her. Deal with the farmer with a shotgun while I go rescue Moxxie.

Blitza: What?!

[(Y/N) runs back to the house. Blitza sighs in relief before her phone lets out a yelling ringtone. Blitza pulls out the yellow cell phone and it flips through the air. The phone has "GFY" written on it with a laughing devil emoji on it.]

Blitza: Dammit!

[Blitza tries to grab hold of the phone eventually doing so, then she holds it to her ear.]

Blitza: Stolara! This is a really bad time.

[Stolara is shown in her palace relaxing in a bathtub. There are candles with blue flames around the tub. The floor has glowing astrological symbols on it. The curtains look like the starry night sky. Glowing constellations float around the room. Stolara holds an old rotary phone to her ear, in the shape of sunflowers.]

Stolara: Mmmmm, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?

Blitza: *frustrated* What is it?!

Stolara: I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my grimoire?

[Blitza's angry face appears in a bubble.]

Blitza: What did you just call me?!

[Stolara pops the bubble with her finger.]

Stolara: My book, Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job? That I have allowed you to use to do yours?

[Blitza looks scared as a rifle clicks. A bullet flies through the tree where Blitza was moments before. A shadow of Martha with red eyes and mouth appears through the hole.]

Martha: I can HEAR you, darlin'!

Blitza: Shhhit!

Stolara: Anywhooo, I have been thinking. You know, I have been... permitting you to access the mortal realm less than... legally for quite some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?

[Stolara runs her finger on the edge of the tub. She makes walking motions with her fingers as they begin glow red.]

[Scene cuts back to Blitza running through the woods. A bullet hits a tree and Blitza duck behind another one.]

Stolara: Doesn't that sound *speaks in a seductive voice* enticing?

Blitza: You gotta stop using your fancy ass rich people talk, okay? I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!

[A bullet hits the tree that Blitza is hiding behind.]

Stolara: Then, let me keep it simple: Once a month, on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of

[Stolaras' eyes glow red and she lowers herself into the water with a lustful look.]

Stolara: paaassionate fornication~

[Stolara leans slightly over the edge.]

Stolara: Aaand you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Sound fair, my little Imp?

Blitza: Fine! Whatever!

Stolara: *through the phone* Ohhh, Blitza! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy tongue inside of my ****. To ***** the-

[Blitza cringes and closes her eyes as Stolara rambles on about her lust for Blitza.]

[Blitza drops her phone as she is pinned to the tree by the butt of Martha's gun. Stolara continues talking on the phone through censored bleeps.]

Martha: Gotcha! So, you're a little devil, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well... NOT TODAY, SATAN!

[She presses the gun harder into Blitza.]

Martha: Gonna send y'all back where ya came from!

Blitza: Fuck you, cunt!

Martha: Also, where is that cute boy I saw you running with?

Blitza: None of your goddamn business, bitch!

Martha: Doesn't matter. Once I'm finished with you, the boy will make an excellent fucktoy.

[The scene shifts to Moxxie, who struggles to free herself from the rope, her hands tied behind her back. She looks up and gasps as she sees fires being lit from outside. A hangman's noose hangs from the wall.]

Moxxie: Millie!

[Both kids stare at Moxxie with wide evil grins. Moxxie grunts and struggles again. She notices the girl pull out a sharp knife.]

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs!

[(Y/N) makes it to the house. He sees Moxxie through the window.]

(Y/N): 💭 Hope I'm not too late.

[(Y/N) twists the knob of the room Moxxie was being kept in, but it's locked.]

(Y/N): Damn it! Don't worry, Moxxie. I'll get you out of there.

[Moxxie hears (Y/N) through the door.]

Moxxie: (Y/N)?

[(Y/N) looks at the Omnitrix. The Omnitrix was done recharging as it flashed from red to green.]

(Y/N): Alright!

[(Y/N) activates the Omnitrix. Twisting the dial of various aliens until he came across a silhouette of what appears to be a beast.]

(Y/N): It's Hero Time!

[As the light died down, (Y/N) transformed into an alien with orange fur and no eyes with the Omnitrix around his neck like a collar as if he were a dog.]

[Wildmutt burst through the door, surprising the two kids and Moxxie.]

Moxxie: (Y/N)?!

[Wildmutt roars at the two kids, who begins to back up in fear. The boy lunges at Wildmutt, only to be batted away by a swing of Wildmutt's arm.]

Moxxie: (Y/N), wait! Don't hurt them!

[Wildmutt turns to Moxxie and growls at her.]

Moxxie: I know they tried to kill me, but they haven't done any harm. Please, their just kids. They still have a future to look forward too. So please, don't do this.

[Moxxie gave Wildmutt the puppy eyes look. Wildmutt looks back at the kids and gritted his teeth. Moxxie sees Wildmutt back away from the kids and rip off the ropes off of Moxxie.]

Moxxie: Thank you, (Y/N).

Wildmutt: *simply growls*

Moxxie: We need to save the boss and Millie!

[Wildmutt simply nods and bows his head. Moxxie gets on top of Wildmutt.]

Moxxie: Let's go.

[A silhouette of Moxxie and Wildmutt appears as Wildmutt breaks through the window, with Moxxie holding her gun and sitting on top of Wildmutt. A "Live, Laugh, Love," sign hangs from inside the room. They race outside through the forest, where red symbols hang from tree branches. There are torches in rows and tents. A full moon appears in the sky. The camera pans down to reveal Millie and Blitza tied to a stake decorated with spikes at the top. Ralphie laughs as he pours gasoline on the ground under their feet. Nearby, a grinning Martha holds a torch in her left hand.]

Blitza: *sighs* I had that fucking shot. God dammit, Moxxie!

[Martha wears skull earrings, jeans and a low-cut shirt with polka dots. Her eyes are red and her hair is thick and blonde.]

Martha: Satan! We return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of Hell!

[Martha rises her torch as Blitza and Millie struggle to free themselves.]

Martha: May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy WORK!

[Martha grunts as she tosses the torch to the ground, where it lands under Blitza and Millie. Evil laughter follows. The flames rise up around Blitza and Millie, but they remain unharmed.]

Blitza: Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but, I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard.

[Millie and Blitza smirk. Martha stares confused.]

Martha: Oh. Shit.

[Martha rolls her eyes.]

Martha: Well... I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!

[She grins and pulls out her rifle.]

Blitza: That would be more effective.

Millie: *angrily* Blitzo!

[Martha laughs evilly again as she aims her rifle at the imps. Both imps close their eyes and flinch.]

Martha: I can't wait to have to have that sexy boy as my plaything.

[Martha then yelps as a gunshot is heard. Martha's eye flies from her socket and she collapses to the ground. Moxxie is shown holding her gun while sitting on Wildmutt.]

Moxxie: Not happening, bitch!

Millie: Moxxie!

[Moxxie runs over and unties the rope, freeing Blitza and Millie.]

Blitza: You're not gettin' your goddamn paycheck for this one, Mox!

[Blitza falls down. Moxxie and Millie smile at each other and embrace. They both move their heads. Wildmutt roars at Ralphie as he trips backwards on Martha's body before fleeing the scene.]

Blitza: *sarcastically* Oh, yeah, thanks! I'm fiiine! So Mox, what's with the dog?

Moxxie: It's (Y/N).

[Moxxie helps Blitza up and supports her.]

Moxxie: I'm sorry, ma'am. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise.

[Blitza pulls Moxxie into a hug.]

Blitza: Apology accepted. *speaks in a low voice* But, if you ever pull a stunt like this agaaaaain, I will make (Y/N) turn into an alien to fuck you and your wife until you both are crippled.

[Blitza lets go as Moxxie looks fearfully. Millie raises her arms in a cheer while cuddling and giving Wildmutt headpats.]

Blitza: Alrighty! Job well done! Now let's get off.

[Blitza pulls a gray and black horse toy from her chest. She puts it back and retrieves her cell phone.]

Moxxie: Ehhhh, yeah. Give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house.

Blitza: Okay, fine. But, hurry up.

[Blitza speaks loudly into the phone.]

Blitza: Loonaaaa! We're ready to come home, dear!

[Moxxie runs through the woods with a determined look on her face. Stolara has continued to rave over the phone about her plans for Blitza.]

Stolara: *over the phone in the background* ...**** use while you and I and **** and jelly sandwiches all night...!

[The next scene shows the two kids being lifted into their father's arms in the corner of the house. Moxxie points her rifle at them. The girl and boy look scared and the girl has a teddy bear with her.]

Moxxie: Don't move!

Ralphie: *chuckles* What are you gonna do little guy? Kill us? Sick your big, orange dog thing at us?

Moxxie: I should! You people are monsters! But you should have a chance at a life and a purpose. Look at your children. They have their whole future ahead of them! You are going to face your crimes justly!

[Moxxie picks up the remote.]

Moxxie: I will call your earthly authorities, and they will make sure you are dealt with fairly. I'm handling this... my way.

[Moxxie presses a button and the television turns on. Moxxie looks surprised and glances behind her.]

Moxxie: Oh, shit.

[Moxxie glances at the TV remote, the buttons looking like eyes and a face.]

Moxxie: Uh... do you, uh... Do you have a phone to summon 911?

Ralphie: *motions his thumb behind him* Yeah, it's in the kitchen.

Moxxie: Then... what is this for?

Ralphie: It's a universal remote. Got it for the kids.

[Ralphie hugs them as Moxxie smiles, eyes shining.]

Moxxie: Awwwww.

[The scene switches to Moxxie arriving at the portal with Blitza and Moxxie at night.]

Blitza: There he is. Have a good wank-off session, Moxxie?

Moxxie: Excuse me?

Blitza: Look, I don't care where you cum in the living world. Just come to your job on time, alright?

[Blitza pokes Moxxie several times for emphasis.]

Blitza: See you at the office!

[Blitza goes through the portal]

[Millie places her hand on Moxxie's cheek.]

Millie: You doing okay, sweetie?

Moxxie: Better now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process.

[Millie touches Moxxie's chest.]

Millie: You have a goooood heart, honey.

[Millie playfully pinches Moxxie's nose.]

Millie: Just a fuzzy head!

[Millie kisses Moxxie and Moxxie smiles lovingly. Millie walks through the portal. The Omnitrix beeps and (Y/N) was back to normal.]

Moxxie: Hey, (Y/N)?

(Y/N): Yeah?

Moxxie: Thanks for not killing the kids.

(Y/N): No problem, Moxxie.

[Moxxie turns around and notices two police cars and a helicopter outside the house.]

Loudspeaker voice: We got em', boys!

[A helicopter fires a missile through the roof and the house explodes in an massive inferno. Something hits Moxxie in the head. She looks down to see what is left of the teddy bear head. She looks stunned as Blitza grabs her neck and pulls her through the portal.]

[The final scene cuts to Mayberry, (Y/N), and the imps celebrating their victory. A white banner reads "killed the bitch" in red letters. Loona, Mrs. Mayberry, and (Y/N) are holding pieces of cake on their plates. "We did it! :)" is written on the cake in light blue icing. Blitza has her arm in a sling. Everyone is wearing party hats. Everyone laughs and cheers except Moxxie, who sits with a distressed look on her face.]

Millie: *excitedly* Ahhh, did you see my little Mox-Mox?!

Mrs. Mayberry: Yaaay!

Blitza: Ohhhh, yeah!

Millie: *hugs Moxxie* We did it! Oh, Moxxie!

Blitza: Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up.

[Millie rubs Moxxie's head.]

Millie: And killin' people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back!

Mrs. Mayberry: That's messed up. But, I paid for it!

[Everyone except Moxxie laughs. Blitza raises a fist.]

Blitza: Yeah, fuck that family!

(Y/N): You can say that again.

(Timeskip)

After dealing with Martha and her family, (Y/N) was getting ready to leave until Mrs. Mayberry approaches him.

Mrs. Mayberry: Thank you for dealing with that bitch. Serves her right for everything she's done to me.

(Y/N): Anytime. She deserves it.

Mrs. Mayberry: Well, I never got to properly thank you for getting my revenge.

(Y/N): What do you me-

[(Y/N) was cut off as Mrs. Mayberry kissed him on the lips.]

(Y/N): Woah.

Mrs. Mayberry: Looks like someone enjoyed my gift~.

(Y/N): Yeah, I did. Well, it was nice meeting you again, Mrs. Mayberry. I hope you'll find love again with someone who loves you.

[After that, (Y/N) enters his car and leaves, leaving Mrs. Mayberry alone in the parking lot.]

Mrs. Mayberry: Oh, I have found love with someone. And that someone is you, (Y/N)~.

[After finishing pleasuring herself, Mrs. Mayberry calls a taxi cab and drives away.]

*Outro*

Poll
Should Mrs. Mayberry live at the Hazbin Hotel?

A.) Yes

B.) No

Poll 2
What should the first lemon be and when should it occur?

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