3's A Crowd
*Intro*
The scene opens at the I.M.P. building. Inside, Loona is reading 'Hellhound Monthly' while drinking an alcoholic beverage. A green portal opens up, which catches Loona's attention. From the portal outsteps Demonsion, followed by Blitza, Millie, and Moxxie.
Blitza: Another successful mission. You fuck those fuckers up, (Y/N).
Demonsion: Oh stop, it's nothing.
Blitza: No. You were merciless and covered in blood. I like that~.
Demonsion: U-um, thanks.
The Omnitrix starts to beep and in a flash of red light, (Y/N) was human again.
(Y/N): So Loona, how was your day?
Loona: Fuck off.
(Y/N): Okay.
(10 minutes later)
After dealing with a group of cannibals, It was time to head home. (Y/N) sees Millie and Moxxie about to leave, but before they left the building, (Y/N) stops them.
(Y/N): Hey, M&M.
Millie: Oh, hi (Y/N).
(Y/N): Leaving so soon?
Moxxie: Well, yeah.
(Y/N): Well, before you leave, mind if I ask you guys something?
Moxxie: What is it?
(Y/N): Would you guys like to hang out with me tomorrow?
Moxxie: Hang out? Like, the 3 of us?
(Y/N): Yeah.
Moxxie: I don't know. I never hung out with anyone else besides Millie. Plus, what would others think when they see a human hanging out with 2 imps? Due to you being infamous in hell and we imps being at the bottom of hell's hierarchy, I think we'll get negative reactions from the populace.
Millie: Oh come on, Moxxie. This is our chance to spend time with (Y/N). It might be fun to spend a day with him. Please?
Millie gave her wife the puppy dog eyes, which Moxxie couldn't withstand.
Moxxie: Okay. I guess it wouldn't be such a bad idea. Plus, this is a good opportunity to get to know you more, (Y/N).
(Y/N): Then it's agreed. I'll pick you guys up tomorrow. But first, would you two like a ride home?
Moxxie: Yes, please.
The three of them enter (Y/N)'s car. (Y/N) drove them home for the night and later drove himself back to the hotel, preparing for what tomorrow brings.
(The next day)
It was 9:30 AM. Millie and Moxxie can be seen waiting outside for (Y/N).
Moxxie: Where is he?
Millie: Relax, Mox. He's comin'.
Suddenly, they hear what sounds like a race car coming. It was the DX Mark 10. It slows down and stops at where Millie and Moxxie are residing. The window rolls down, revealing (Y/N).
(Y/N): Sorry, I woke up a little late.
Moxxie: Could've come a little sooner, don't you think?
(Y/N): Oh, don't talk to me as if I'm Loona. Anyway, get in.
Both imps enter the car. Millie sits in the backseat and Moxxie sits beside (Y/N) in the passenger seat.
Millie: So (Y/N), where we goin'?
(Y/N): I was thinking we could go to a weapons shop.
Moxxie: Why?
(Y/N): I'll explain later.
Millie: Ooooh! Let's go to "Weapons R' Us"!
(Y/N): "Weapons R' Us"? Is that even a thing?
Millie: Yeah. It's like "Toys R' Us", but with weapons instead of toys.
(Y/N): Well then, if that's where we're going, that's where we're going.
And with that, the three of them drive off.
(Timeskip)
At Weapons R' Us, the group is looking at different types of weapons. (Y/N) was looking at different kinds of knives for himself. Upon gazing, (Y/N) spots a knife he's familiar with.
(Y/N): Ooh, you will do nicely. Believe it!
(Y/N) grabs 6 of them. Millie gets another knife and another double-bladed axe while Moxxie buys herself another gun. After getting what she needed, Moxxie notices (Y/N) eyeing some of the guns with interest.
Moxxie: See something you like?
(Y/N): Well, I've been thinking of getting myself a personal gun to have on hand in case of the Omnitrix times out during a fight.
Moxxie: Well the company has its own already if that helps.
(Y/N): True, but I'd like to have my weapon to defend myself besides the knives I'm buying. Plus, the majority of the guns you guys pack are bulkier and less concealing. Sure, you have a lot of handheld ones, but I'd like something that won't inconvenience anyone. Do you know how Blitz has her gun? I'm thinking of something like that, not a flintlock. Maybe something like a pistol, revolver, or desert eagle.
Moxxie: I don't think it'll be that inconvenient. We can just buy more weapons anyways. But if it's your gun that's easy to carry around, may I suggest a shotgun?
(Y/N): Hell no!
Moxxie: Why?
(Y/N): Remember the murder family?
Moxxie: Oh. Well, what about a handgun?
(Y/N): Too small.
Moxxie: Sniper rifle?
(Y/N): That depends, do you want me to attack you with jars full of piss?
Moxxie: Um...
(Y/N): Exactly.
(Y/N) continues to search for a gun to call his own. He was on the verge of giving up his search until one gun caught his attention.
(Y/N) immediately picks it up, and quickly grew a liking to it.
Moxxie: Find something you like.
(Y/N): Indeed.
(Y/N) shows Moxxie the gun.
Moxxie: Are you sure that's what you want?
(Y/N): Yes.
Moxxie: Alright then.
Millie: So (Y/N), did you get any weapons?
(Y/N): Yep. 6 kunai and a gun.
Millie: What for?
(Y/N): Whenever the Omnitrix times out, I'll have something to defend myself in a fight.
Millie: Oh well, always have a backup plan if the first one fails.
(Y/N): Exactly.
After buying the weapons, (Y/N) packs them into the trunk of his car.
(Y/N): Hey, Moxxie?
Moxxie: Yeah?
(Y/N): Is there a shooting range around here?
Moxxie: Yeah, why?
(Y/N): Well, I was wondering if you could teach me how to be a marksman like you. In case I'm left defenseless while the Omnitrix is on recharge.
Moxxie was surprised by this. Never in her life where someone would ask her to teach them something. Touched, she agrees.
Moxxie: Sure thing, (Y/N). I can teach you.
(Y/N) hugs Moxxie.
(Y/N): Thank you so much, Moxxie. You're the best!
Moxxie: 😳
(Y/N): "This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"
(Y/N) said in a funny deep voice as he exaggerates his stride while holding up his pants like he was wearing a belt, and making clicks with his mouth when he takes a step as if he was wearing spurs on his shoes. Moxxie laughs at (Y/N)'s attempt at impersonating a cowboy.
Millie: Careful, cowboy. This cowgirl knows how to ride~. Right, Moxxie?
Moxxie blushes so badly that her face is redder than normal.
(Y/N): 😳 I-I'll take your word for it.
At the shooting range, (Y/N) was finishing setting up his gun.
Moxxie: You ready?
(Y/N): Yeah.
Multiple targets show up and (Y/N) shoots them all.
Moxxie: Remember (Y/N), steady aim, and focus.
(Y/N): I know what I'm doing, Mox.
(Y/N) takes a deep breath and fires at the targets, hitting bullseyes.
Moxxie and Millie: Woah.
(Y/N): Damn I'm good.
Moxxie: That was impressive (Y/N). You're a quick learner.
(Y/N): I have you to thank, Moxxie.
(Y/N) kisses Moxxie on the cheek, making her almost faint.
(Y/N): I'm hungry. What's for lunch?
Millie: I know a bar and grill we can go to.
(Y/N): I drive, you direct.
After driving for some time, they arrive at the bar and grill. As they enter, they found empty seats to sit in and ordered what they wanted to eat and drink. As they wait, (Y/N) decided to start a conversation.
(Y/N): So, how's the day going so far?
Millie: Great!
Moxxie: Good, for the most part.
(Y/N): Cool, cool. How about we get to know each other more?
Millie: Sure.
Moxxie: Well, it's fair for me and Millie to know more about you and for you to know more about us.
(Y/N): Alright then, ask me anything.
Over time, (Y/N), Millie, and Moxxie chat about their lives. The 3 of them got to know more about each other as time goes on.
(Y/N): Wow Millie, your parents sound like their real pieces of work. That explains your tough and, "voluminous" exterior.
Millie: Aw, thank you, (Y/N). I can't wait for you to meet them. Their gonna love you.
Moxxie: Wish I could say the same for myself.
(Y/N): Huh? Why's that Moxxie?
Moxxie: It's because I'm not some muscle head like the majority of imps in the wrath ring. They disapprove of me being with Millie, but that didn't stop us from getting married. I just wish they would accept me for who I am instead of someone they want me to be.
(Y/N) hears the sadness in Moxxie's voice as he sees Millie comfort her.
(Y/N): Well then, fuck 'em.
Moxxie: What?!
(Y/N): You heard me. So what if you aren't some beefed-up brute like Millie? Why should you care about what they think? There's nothing wrong with that. Sure, some meatheads are cool, but weapon specialists are also cool too. Moxxie, you're kind, sweet, smart, sophisticated, and an excellent marksman. Just because you're not born from the wrath ring, doesn't mean your weak. You deserve to be with Millie and don't let anyone else bring you down or say otherwise.
Moxxie was speechless. She blushed and her heart was racing. Usually, it's Millie who gives her confidence, but now it was with a guy. A human no less.
Moxxie: *smiles* Thanks, (Y/N). For the kind words.
(Y/N): Anytime, Mox.
Moxxie: (Y/N).
(Y/N): Yeah?
Moxxie: There's something I want to ask you.
(Y/N): What is it?
Moxxie: (Y/N), will you...
But before she could get a word out, (Y/N), Millie, and Moxxie hear screams of panic as they see many demons running away.
(Y/N): What's going on?
The 3 of them ran out of their seats to see a group of demonic bears in biker outfits: The Butcher Bears.
The Butcher Bears walk in and start causing trouble. They beat up some of the waiters and harass some of the females in the restaurant. One of them catches the eye of the trio and the Butcher Bears walk over to the trio's table.
Moxxie: Oh crumbs.
One of them decides to try and start
something with the trio and walks over to their table.
Bear Demon #2: Well, well, well. Look at what we have here. A couple of two little, pathetic imps.
Before the two could do anything, (Y/N) butts in.
(Y/N): Hey! Back the hell off! Didn't your mother tell you to respect women?
Bear demon #1: Ooh! Big bad human is standing up for the tiny vermin! Oh, I'm so scared! Hahahahaha! Oh puh-lease!
What's a small fry like you gonna do about it? Hm?
(Y/N): You don't pay attention to the news or media, do you?
Bear demon #1: What's that gotta
do with anything?
(Y/N): This.
(Y/N) activates the Omnitrix. He twists the dial to the silhouette of a humanoid deer.
(Y/N) slams down the core. After the green flash, the entire restaurant was introduced to (Y/N)'s new alien. An alien that resembles a reindeer.
Bear demon #1: Hahaha! You look like a roided-up Rudolph.
Paindeer: Um, is that accurate?
Millie: Mhm.
Moxxie: Yep!
Paindeer: *merely shrugs* Oh well.
Paindeer then decks the leader in the face as if he was Batman. The Butcher Bear leader goes flying and crashes into the bar table where the rest of the Butcher Bears are at. After seeing their leader getting the snot beaten out of him, they get angry at Paindeer for knocking out one of their own with ease. They begin to attack him, which was a big mistake. Because Paindeer has the upper hand. Paindeer even decides to crack jokes each time one of the members of the Butcher Bears gets knocked out.
Paindeer: Wakka Wakka, whore!
He knocks out a bear demon with one punch.
Paindeer: Papa bear says this bitch is too CONSCIOUS!
Paindeer Knocks another out.
Paindeer: The Bearstein family says hi.
Knocks another out.
Paindeer: Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Winnie the SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Knocks another out.
Paindeer: The bear necessities would like you to get more acquainted with the ground.
Paindeer kicks one of the bears in the balls, then knocks him out.
Paindeer: Gummy bears! Bouncing here and there, and in your FACE!
He was slamming one onto the ground repeatedly before throwing him into the wall.
Paindeer: Brother Bear, meet Bambi.
He knocks one out with a kick to the face.
Paindeer: I hear you've been harnessing pic-a-nic baskets!
He says with a mock Yogi bear voice as he uses a table to slam onto a Butcher Bears head, his head poking through while knocked out.
Paindeer: Paddington told me we should meet face to face.
He then breaks the nose of one of them by head butting them, then knocking them out with a right hook.
Paindeer: Can't get enough of that golden crisp, it's got the crunch with a punch!
He sends one flying in the air with an uppercut.
Paindeer: Only you can prevent getting your ass kicked by (Y/N) FUCKING Tennyson!
He sends the leader's head through the floor with a pile driver.
Paindeer: I swear to god if you do this type of shit again, I'll beat your asses so fucking hard you'll be halfway to Albuquerque!
After the Butcher Bears were knocked out, the customers of course cheered at seeing those jerks get what they deserved, especially Moxxie and Millie.
Moxxie: That was awesome, (Y/N)! What do you call this one?
(Y/N): I have no idea. This guy is new to me.
Moxxie: Well, you look like a reindeer, so how about Paindeer?
(Y/N) smiles at this.
(Y/n): I love it! Paindeer it is.
The Omnitrix then deactivates, and the trio finally gets their lunch. But (Y/n) gets a strange feeling.
(Y/N): Hey, do you two ever get the weirdest feeling of dread? Like something intense is about to happen?
The two looked at each other and said not really.
At the hotel, Alastra watches the video of Paindeer kicking ass. She's biting her lip, her deer tail is wagging so fast that it's like a blur, and she's fondling one of her breasts as her thighs were clutched together tightly. She even starts to rub her clit from her pants and has lewd fantasies of Paindeer.
Alastra: Oh (Y/N), I can't wait to have you~.
Cut back to the trio, (Y/N) gets a message on his phone and it's from Alastra. What she sent is a copy of the video of him as Paindeer. She also sent a message, (Y/N) eyes widened.
(Al): "Hello, Stag~. Momma likes what she sees~"
(Y/N): Now I know where the dread feeling is coming from.
Millie: What's wrong?
He shows them the message, and they both blush at the comment. After their meal, they head back to the office.
(Y/N): So, did you guys enjoy our time together?
Moxxie: Yeah, I did.
Millie: I did. Especially when you took down the Butcher Bears.
(Y/N): Yeah, what's their deal?
Millie: They're a notorious gang of demonic biker bears who wreaks havoc on people they think are weak, especially imps.
(Y/N): It's a good thing I stepped up to them, huh?
Millie: Yeah. Most people fear them or ignore them. It would be a death wish for standing up to them.
(Y/N): Well then, call me the Grim Reaper.
Once they arrive, Moxxie presses her fingers together, alone with her thoughts.
Moxxie: 💭 Oh crumbs, should I tell him now or put it off for a later date? I want to tell him, but I'm so nervous. What if he doesn't feel the same way? What if he finds it weird? I'll never know if I don't act.
Moxxie was brought out of her thoughts by her wife, Millie.
Moxxie: What is it, honey?
Millie: Moxxie, I want to talk to you in private.
Moxxie: What is it about?
Millie: How do you feel about being in an open relationship with (Y/N)?
Moxxie: 😳
After talking with Blitza, (Y/N) exits her office. He walks through the lobby until Moxxie stops him.
(Y/N): What is it, Mox?
Moxxie: Can you come in here for a minute so we can talk?
(Y/N): Sure.
(Y/N) enters the room. (Y/N) was met with Millie and Moxxie.
(Y/N): So what did you want to talk about?
Moxxie: Well, my wife and I were having a private conversation about something.
(Y/N): What was the conversation about?
Moxxie: 👉👈 Well, we were wondering, if you... If you...
(Y/N): If I...?
Millie: What my darling Mox is trying to say is, are you willing to be in an open relationship with us?
(Y/N): Open relationship? What aren't you two married?
Millie: Yes, but we're asking you if you want to be in an open relationship with us.
(Y/N): Moxxie, are you okay with this?
Moxxie: Well, you are a nice guy and after that little pep talk you gave me at the restaurant and saving us from the Butcher Bears, I slowly started to develop feelings for you. Back at the restaurant, I wanted to ask you something but I think it's better if I do it now.
(Y/N): And what would that be?
Moxxie: This.
Moxxie wraps her arms around (Y/N)'s neck and she passionately kisses (Y/N) on the lips with Millie smirking as she watches.
Millie: 😏
Moxxie and (Y/N) separated from the kiss. (Y/N) was surprised to see Moxxie act so boldly to pull an act such as this despite her nervous nature.
Moxxie: I love you, (Y/N).
(Y/N): Moxxie...
Millie chimes in, while striking a sexy pose.
Millie: So (Y/N), are you willing to be in an open relationship with me and Moxxie?
(Y/N): Yes.
Millie and Moxxie both smile at his answer.
Millie: Glad to hear it. And with that out of the way...
Millie grabs (Y/N) and kisses him aggressively, much to Moxxie's surprise as she is a little turned on by this.
Millie breaks off the kiss and licks her lips.
Millie and Moxxie: We love you, (Y/N)~.
(Y/N): I love you too.
*Outro*
(Credit to @ReptileEdge for helping me create this chapter. Hope you all enjoy it. See you guys in the next chapter: Memories of the Past)
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