//A/N: this what happens when I watch too much steven universe and its meme. Also this fits Peter's current no sleep vibe and coffee addiction//

Mysterio:*on video after framing Peter*I kin the word betrayal

*running on five cups of coffee and zero sleep thinking that Myterio came back to life somehow*SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GENDERFIED POTATO!!!!!!*throws a chair at the screen*

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Brad: I'm sure Lucy will totally leave you man for me

*annoyed and still running on sleep and coffee*COCK BLASTER STOP TALKING!!

Brad: 0.0

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Felicia:*running from rooftop to rooftop for her dear life with Peter's lunch*

*chasing her at top speeds with the power of no sleep and being feral*THAT'S MY FUCKING FETTUCCINE!!!

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*just stubbed his toe*AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Carol:....gotta go*flies off*

Pepper:*trying to figure out how to calm down Peter*

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I GET IT!! HAPPY DIDN'T WANT ME!!

Happy:....

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*reading a text from Ned*WHY DOES HE THINK K IS A VALID REPLY!?!

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*holding up a burger*YOU LEFT THE PICKLES ON MY MCDONALD'S BURGER AGAIN!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG
GGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Morgan:*copies Peter's screaming*

Happy:*starts scheduling therapy and hiding the coffee maker*

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*perched on the fridge with his talons out*I'm going feral....

Sam:*about to get the broom to knock him down*

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Shut the....*looks to his left*

Brad:*about to speak*

Brad Shut the fuck up!

Brad: ._.

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You peed on my what!?

Tessa and Bean:*both looking down after peeing on Peter's suit*

Aaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhh!!!

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*punching a punching bag full force*MY INNER ISSUES ARE MY ISSUES!

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You can't kin a verb!

Dronie: yes I can

No,you CCCCCAAAANNNNNNNN'TTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Dronie:*backing away slowly*

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*trying to sound menacing while looking at himself in the mirror*I'm gonna eat your ass,metaphorically

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*wrapped in a blanket burrito style*Where is Llllllllllluuuuuuuuuuucccccccyyyyyyyyyyyyy??????????*finally calms down and sighs as the coffee finally leaves his system*Anyways...*passes out from the lack of sleep*

All the Avengers:*already hiding the coffee maker*

*passed out on the floor snoring*

-Parker Romanoff Signing Off