group chat
contains: bucket and unknown

bucket
we are gathered here today

y/n
for this holy matrimony
wait- who's getting married
i know i'm not getting married
bucket are you getting married?
is "unknown" your partner?
congrats you two!

bucket
no
i'm not getting married
i was going to say "we are gathered here today for the start of an amazing and terrifying relationship" then you fucked it up

unknown
buck you know steve doesn't like that word

bucket
i know and i don't give a fuck

unknown
anyways who is this

bucket
the person that gave me that pie

unknown
the pie that you cried while eating?

bucket
... yes

y/n
aw i'm so glad you enjoyed shuri's cuisine i'll be sure to let her know

bucket
anyways this is Nat, the scary person i was telling you about

Nat
i'm not scary

bucket
sorry
*the super kind person i was telling you about

y/n
THIS IS THE LADY WITH THE KNIFE?!!
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <333333

Nat
where can i adopt them?

y/n
DO IT
PLEASE

bucket
bruh we don't even know you're NAME
how is she going to adopt you?

y/n
i can straight up reveal my identity right now

Nat
if you do i will literally see if i can get joint custody with your parents

y/n
bet
my name is....
y/n l/n
*dun dun dunnnn*

bucket
why did that sound so ominous?

y/n
because i wanted it to

мама
okay so when we accidentally reveal our identities-and when i say we i mean buck-i will see if i can get joint custody
until then you're still my child but not officially :))

y/n
YAYA
and why can't i know your identities

мама
it's classified

y/n
oh okay
i have to go my "mom" is calling me for dinner
idk why she makes me call her that ?
she's not even my mom and her name is Linda like wtf

мама
i didn't think it was possible but i love you even more

y/n
love you too mom :)) <3

*y/n changed "group chat" to "mom and bucket :))" *