bucket
holy shit that pie was good
what was in it?!

y/n
i wanna say plums and some berries from wakanda

bucket
wAKanDa?!

y/n
oops
did i forget to mention my girlfriend is shuri ?

bucket
as in the princess of wakanda?!

y/n
yes
i don't see what the big deal is here

bucket
it's a big fucking deal if you ask me
how did you even meet

y/n
the same way we met
i was trying to text MJ and i accidentally texted her
i've met a lot of people through my mistakes in typing her name down
like here's my list so far:
peter
you
shuri

bucket
dang
you are kind of a dumbass
do you have MJ's correct number now?

y/n
...yes of course

bucket
no you don't

y/n
hey! i haven't seen her in a while and it's not like i can text her "hey what's your number"

bucket
you could try
i bet if you type my number in wrong you'll get MJ's

y/n
good idea
imma try it

bucket
NO DONT
ʳᵉᵃᵈ
and they're gone
this is g r e a t