a/n: hello. given that this story is done and ive moved on and actually fully decided to end it, here are all my drafts for chapters ive never released. i will be providing the dates of which they were written. and please keep in mind that these are all incomplete and unedited!!

i hope you enjoy >:]

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Written: 16-Nov-2020

my favorite women in my life
contains: pepper, nat, wanda, mj, shuri

y/n
everyone this is mj
i finally got her number right

nat
its about damn time

wanda
finally omg

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Written: 16-Nov-2020

new chat: this is probably a mistake
contains: jessica, peter, wade, matt

peter
wtf is this y/n
who are these people

y/n
my favorite crime fighting non avengers

peter
hey! mr. stark made me an avenger on the flying donut in space!

y/n
yeah well i didn't see your contact in the avengers group chat

peter
... he told me there wasn't one

y/n
well there is

peter
why are YOU in it???

y/n
oh i'm not
i got bored and hacked his phone

matt
what is this?

wade
matt
why are you answering this and not me?

matt
because
no but foggy is mad at me for not doing my share of the paperwork because of the thing so i have to stay overtime

y/n
oh i already know who you are. who don't have to hide it
and so does everyone in this chat
except for i think peter

matt
who's peter?

y/n
spiderman

peter
i'm going to kill you y/n

Alternate draft of this idea written on the same day:

new chat: team red!
contains: peter, matt, wade

peter
y/n no

y/n
y/n yes

wade
y/n!!!!

y/n
wade!!!!

peter
matt what are you doing here

matt
i don't know
what are you doing here

y/n
they are here because of me and so are you
you guys are team red and i want more friends that are cooler than me
i want the bragging rights. i deserve the bragging rights.

matt
i literally can't be a vigilante
i'm blind

y/n
then how are you texting huh?!

matt
technology *jazz hands*

y/n
touche

peter
wait how did you even know about us

y/n
because you are all in a group chat called "the red bois"

peter
i thought i told you to stop hacking my phone!!!

y/n
like that's ever going to stop me pshh

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Written: 16-Nov-2020

dang i was very productive that day lol

mom

y/n
hi

nat
hi

y/n
what's up?

nat
nothing really
wait. sam did send red wing after bucky earlier this morning

y/n
i'm assuming bucky ate one of sam's cookies?

nat
yeah... how did you know

y/n
because i'm the one who ate it

nat
really
then bucky was telling the truth when he was screaming that he didn't eat it

y/n
yeah
i don't even think bucky has it in him to lie

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Written: 23-August-2020

these are the names that y/n has for everyone in their phone. also this was written in the pre "steeb" spelling era. aka when it was still spelled "stebe"

rhodey: road-EEEE
scott: BIG/ᵗᶦⁿʸ
tony: aluminium
wanda: scarlet <3
stebe: captain assmerica
sam: frightful
clint: CAW CAW
peter: spandex-bug
vision: i am sight
thor: thunder go boom!
bruce: science dude 🧪
loki: :-) 🔪
stranger: sherly holmes

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Written: 30-May-2021

bucket
you have to fill out an application to be an avenger and i'm pretty sure one question set was: "1. do you like running? 2. can you run fast? 3. running. thoughts?"

y/n
my answers: 1. no 2. no 3. also no
i'm gonna submit this to tony brb

2 minute later

bucket
are you done yet?

y/n
yes :)
i just sent him an email where i provided no context whatsoever
however, i did sign it, "sincerely, future avenger, y/n"
hopefully he understands :)

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In Tony's lab

"Sir, you have just received an email from Y/n," FRIDAY announces.

Tony stark swivles his chair around to face a computer. He opens the email.

(yes this is where it ends. im sorry. also this reminds me of that lotr interview where its "do you wear wigs? have you worn wigs? will you wear wigs? when will you wear wigs?"

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Written: 23-June-2021

new chat
contains: peter, shuri, and an unknown number

y/n
who is unknown
is it mike wazowski ??
speaking of wazowski that reminds me of the french word for "bird". it's spelled "oiseaux" but pronounced "wazo"
none of the letters are pronounced correctly

unknown
wha t

y/n
not sure
my brain just. words.

unknown
that makes sense

peter
y/n meet harley. harley meet y/n

harley
howdy

y/n
there isn't a harley at our school...
how did you meet this person peter?

peter
tony

y/n
so it's another one of his children.
nice.

harley
IM NOT HIS KID

peter
HES NOT MY DAD

y/n
you can deny it all you want, it's still true

shuri
peter and harley to tony: "yOu'rE nOt mY daD"

harley
ah a person of culture

*y/n changes "new chat" to "tony's kids, a princess, and a normal person"*

peter
y/n your mom is the black widow. you are anything but normal.

harley
????????

y/n
im adopted
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Written: 3-Mar-2022

i love this draft sm

losers
contains: bucky, nat, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey, strange

tony
how about some good ol' team bonding?
two truths and a lie ?

~2 minute later~

tony
anyone ?

strange
fine.
i'll go first, i guess
i crashed a car toonces the cat style, i have an avengers wrong quotes account on tumblr, and i have brown eyes

bucky
easy, the second one

y/n

so, timecop,,, are you going to tell me your url or what

strange
how did you get those photos

y/n
that's a secret i'll never tell
xoxo, gossip girl

steve
what's a tumblr?

bucky
well, steeb you see...
nevemind
you don't wanna know

clint
i'll go next
i don't spend most of my time in the vents, i have a pet rat named sweet potato, and i have a secret stash of garlic bread hidden somewhere

y/n
ah yes
garlic bread
god's gift to mankind

loki

tony
you have a rAT?!

clint
what ? no.

bucky
sweet potato is such a cute name awww
..anyways i'll go
a man with the power to control metal couldn't beat me, i'm scared of heights, and i can't control my arm when it's not attached to my body

y/n
i'm confused
i thought this was 2 truths and a lie, not 3 lies

steve
bucky is scared of heights, but which of the other two isn't true is the real question

bucky
.... (･̑◡･̑) ....

tony
okayyy...maybe this game wasn't such a good idea...

y/n
i'm going next!
ur mom, deez nuts, amongus

clint
ur mom is the lie because you have several

y/n
you are correct!

strange
that literally makes no sense

y/n
ur mom makes no sense
oh shoot linda just reminded me we have a dinner reservation
gotta blast

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a/n: that's it. i hope you enjoyed it and please have a wonderful day/night and drink some water!! <3