bucket

y/n

hey check out this cool video !

bucket
y/n i'm not going to fall for that
....it's a photo
why. why did i click on that ?

y/n
that's the power of rick asstley

bucket
it's "astley"

y/n
sure...
anyways, i predict that one day everything is just going to be a rick roll. every ad, video, trailer, even movies. they're all going to be rick rolls. you'll never be able to escape him. it'll never give you up.

bucket
i see what you did there and i don't like it

y/n
thank you
also i would like to talk about how much the line "never gonna run around" resonates with me

bucket
elaborate

y/n
basically, i don't like running

bucket
wow. that's so meaningful
sorry, i meant meaningless

y/n
it actually does have meaning. it tells you i don't like running
it's the reason why i'm not an avenger. not because i don't have any skills or powers, no. but because i don't like running

bucket
wowwwww
i'm not necessarily disappointed, but i'm also not not disappointed
but come on, do you even want to be an avenger?

y/n
not really
it's a job i will gladly leave to the professionals. aka you guys

bucket
you consider us professionals?
including tony??? and scott?? and sam?!

y/n
you have a point

bucket
spend enough time with the idiot who fights with a shield the size of a dinner plate and you gain some kind of wisdom

y/n
maybe you're just wise because you're old (also that was a smooth vine reference)

bucket
nah, i think it's because of steeb (thanks)
anyways, it's 4:23 am. what are you doing awake

y/n
reading.
also i could ask you the same question

bucket
i woke up because i was hungry. i ate a taco >:]

y/n
was it good?

bucket
yes. i'm contemplating eating sam's left over tacos

y/n
as nike says, just do it

bucket
this is peer pressure

y/n
i'm the only peer here so it doesn't count

bucket
i'm gonna do it.

2 minute later

bucket
i did it
tomorrow i'm going to gaslight sam into thinking that he never had any left over tacos

y/n
you: gaslight gatekeep girlboss ✌️
sam: 🌮 🚫

bucket
exactly

y/n
now i want a taco
best thing i can find is shredded cheese and lettuce
forgive me linda for i am about to eat these with my bare hands over the sink like an animal

bucket
just get a plate ?!

y/n
don't wanna wash one :[

bucket
understandable
oh shît
i think tony's awake
he's headed towards the kitchen

y/n
run.

bucket
gotta go before he sees me
goodnight

y/n
goodnight !

-

i think i'm done with my break. thanks for all the support and amazing comments you all left. it means a lot and really helped me feel better <3

i'm going to be honest, after taking a break from posting pretty much anything here i got really anxious about the thought of posting again. so it's going to take me a while to get back into the groove of posting again

have a nice day/night, and drink some water !