a/n the first "text" of this chapter has been sitting in my drafts since february 12th

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losers
contains: bucky, nat, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey, strange

~at 4:56am~

y/n
uh oh swagtime ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

~10:00am~

tony
what

clint
how did you make the rat?

loki
wow i can't believe you just quoted justin bieber
i thought you were better than this y/n

bucky
don't make fun of the 2007 pop sensation joan beaver

loki
now i officially hate all of you
i can't believe i thought any of you were cool :|

steve
swag?

y/n
swag indeed
much swag actually

clint
what was so awesome at 4am that you had to quote james bond in the group chat

y/n
oh i don't remember
i think i just made a bowl of ramen

strange
that was it ? a bowl of ramen?

y/n
yeah
it was 4am i was hungry and the ramen was really good

strange
teenagers confuse me

tony
tell me about it
peter once called at 6pm and asked if i knew how many monster energies he could drink before he either became god or died

y/n
42

tony
what

y/n
it takes 42
i was there

strange
that number keeps popping up every where i go

y/n
yeah that's because it's the answer to life the universe and everything. fyi the mice are willing to steal our brains to further understand why the answer is 42

bucky
i'm concerned

nat
did linda or margaret let you have a whole pot of coffee again?

y/n
technically no
i just chugged the whole pot when they turned away

tony
that's what i do when pepper isn't watching

bruce
tony that isn't healthy. you've gotta stop

rhodey
tony. we agreed on 2 cups a day.

tony
i have to feed my addiction! you can't expect me to just GIVE UP COFFEE!!!

strange
coffee is what your blood turns into at age 45. this is true. i know because i'm a doctor

bruce
strange-

bucky
steeb have you ever had coffee?

steve
have i- have i had coffee???
buck i'm literally sitting beside you drinking a cup of cofeee

bucky
oh. i just remember you used to not be able to have any

y/n
c o f e e e
steeb do you need to go to an ela class?

steve
do you? since you keep misspelling my name

y/n
actually i think you're the one misspelling your name

sam
steeb rogers > steve rogers

clint
agreed
tony can you change his shield files to say steeb?

tony
done

nat
i have a feeling nick won't even get mad

y/n
the .pirate man.
hey mom do you know if fury likes sea shanties?

nat
no clue

clint
i can ask

tony
10 dollars says when you ask he'll just do that thing where he gets silent and just stares at you

clint
deal.

strange
wait why do you all keep calling steve "steeb"

y/n
because that's his name
OH! i should show you all the PSAs !!!!

steve
NO

bucky
ooo steeb says no, all the more reason to do it

tony
sounds interesting

y/n
i'll i come over right now and show them to you if you'll give me a bowl of soup

bucky
deal

y/n
on my way
doc brown you coming?

strange
i have nothing better to do so i guess i will

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a/n don't come for me because i made fun of john benjamin, i'm allowed to