losers
contains: bucky, nat, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey

y/n
*screeches*

clint
why

y/n
it's december

sam
yes and?

y/n
eight (8!) months of this
brain still thinks it's march

clint
same
brain still can't grasp that it looks like a winter wonderland every time i look out the window

bucky
i'm pretty sure my brain is mush by now
nothing makes sense
time? what is time?

vision
time is the indefinite continued progress of existence and events that occur in an apparently irreversible succession from the past, through the present, into the future. -wikipedia

y/n
did wikipedia kind of prove the possible existence of time travel ???
scoot over bitches, i'm taking the wheel and making sure my parents never meet

bucky
ooo can i have the tardis next?
i want to make sure mr.america's favorite dumbass doesn't sign up for the army

y/n
yeah sure, i'll make sure to program the turd or whatever so you get it next
i'll leave a note

bruce
that's not how timetravel works though,,,
all you'd be doing is creating another rift in time that doesn't affect your current present

y/n
so ?
i'll figure out a way to make it work
if marty mcfly can do it so can i

rhodey
according to bruce, back to the future lied to us

sam
and timecop

y/n
isn't the actor in timecop the one that changed all the running water in his house to coconut water?

tony
yes but also no

y/n
so the king .is. awake

tony
of course i'm awake it's 2:45am

y/n
waitT
THATS the time????!!!
i thought it was noon

steve
haven't you looked out of the window?

y/n
HOLY CRAP ITS DARK OUT
ooo look at the pretty stars though
wait- steve you're awake? at this time? i thought you were better than this

bucky
wow the stars are pretty tonight

loki
will you stop pinging the group chat, i'm trying to read here

y/n
then turn your phone on silent idiot

loki
yeah yeah fuck you

y/n
yeesh
someone slept on the wrong side of the bridge and cooked too many eggs before they could count them

steve
that's not??? the correct saying???

y/n
cry me a table

steve
i'm so confused

y/n
that was my goal

bucky
i bet shakespeare is either rolling in his grave in anguish or rolling in his grave laughing

y/n
he's the man who wrote "what you egg? [stabs him]" so i bet he's probably laughing

bucky
good point

nat
go to bed guys
it's late
you too tony

tony
yeah or what?

nat
or i'll hide all the coffee

tony
not my coffee!!

nat
then go to. bed.

tony
goodnight everyone
i love my coffee too much for this shît

y/n
murtaugh?

nat
sleep

y/n
oh,, okay
goodnight mom !

nat
goodnight sweetie !!

loki
sleep is for the weak

nat
loki. go. to. sleep.

loki
can i read 1 more chapter?

nat
fine

loki
yes! thank you!
goodnight

nat
goodnight loki

everyone
goodnight!

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a/n sorry about the lack of updates :/

anyways here's another chapter fueled by my own lack of sleep and that it's 2am