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Y/n accidentally fell asleep waiting for tony to make them a sandwich and tony said no so y/n told tony to go back to sleep and starve... not really but also kind of really

losers
contains: bucky, nat, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey

y/n
....so what did you guys do with the statue???

sam
clint has it in his room

y/n
oh cool
why though

clint
cause i thought it was cool

y/n
so it doesn't give you nightmares or freak you out ?

clint
oh it does
but i spend most of my time in the vents so it doesn't bother me much

y/n
okayyy....

tony
where did you even get that idea??

y/n
the prank? me
the statue? shuri
the mash up? shuri
peter's part? me
the fire? me

scott
of course the fire was your idea

y/n
yeah, i'm surprised i didn't light anything on fire in the process

tony
if you did pepper would be so mad at you

y/n
correction; she'd be mad at you

tony
that's a good point
on another note what do you guys want for dinner

y/n
i'm invited to dinner?! yayyyy!!!

tony
no, this is for everyone but you

y/n
well then i hope everyone eats a nice meal
except you tony
i hope you starve :D

tony
that's a little harsh

y/n
shut up tin man from wonderful wizard of oz

bucky
that reminds me of the "are you a friend of dorthy's" days

steve
?????

bucky
forgot you weren't gay back then oops

steve
what ?????

bucky
nevermind

loki
bored
bored
BORED

y/n
same
wall? it's been shot
mrs. hudson? jawn? they're mad

tony
y/n!!! don't give loki any ideas

y/n
did anyone hear that?

tony
y/n this is text

y/n
i think it sounded like a little bitch

tony
i was under the impression we were done with making fun of me

y/n
we were
then you didn't invite me to dinner
so it's kind of your fault
anyways i have a date with shuri so i have to go

nat
awww cute! have fun sweetie!

y/n
thanks mom!!

tony
wait if i has invited you to dinner would you have come?

y/n
probably not

tony
then why are you mad??

y/n
because
oop gotta go
byeeeeee

wanda
bye y/n! have fun!!

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a/n i hate this chapter but whatever it's all i could get written

please give me ideas,
i'm planning on writing a chapter on just y/n and nat being all mom and child but i have no ideas, and another that's just y/n, mj, ned, and peter but again.. i have no ideas for that either