losers
contains: bucket, мама, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey

y/n
it's the hacking into my phone for me

loki
it's the trying to kill me for me

y/n
it's the trust issues for me

loki
it's the mix of red and gold for me

tony
are you talking about me?

y/n
yes
i said your time would come and here it is

tony
come on lokes the red and gold looks great!

loki
its the lack of fashion sense for me

y/n
it's the only drinking coffee for me

tony
okay y/n, that's fair

steve
it's the making me a war criminal for me

nat
is the lack of ability to sharpen a knife for me

scott
it's the needing me to save everybody after thanos came for me

y/n
damn
you really went there

tony
ouch
i may be an asshole but that doesn't mean i don't feel things

wanda
we know 🧚‍♀️ 💗
and we don't care ✨🌸

rhodey
as a grown ass man you shouldn't need to rely on me to fix your problems

tony
hey! it was one time!

rhodey
sure tony, sure

clint
it's the lack of high tech arrows you make for me

tony
do i look like i ever used a bow? no. so i have to do something called:
r e s e a r c h

clint
touché

sam
"research," says the man who had a literal child come to germany to fight superpowers adults

y/n
you mean peter?
that by far is not even the stupidest thing he's ever done
have i told you about the time when he cried "cowabunga" while freefalling from the tallest building in manhattan

tony
no, please do tell

*spandex-bug has added spandex bug to this chat*

clint
how can someone else add themselves to a chat they aren't even in???

peter
Y/N I TOLD YOU TO STOP TELLING THAT STORY!!!

y/n
*screeches*
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

peter
i have my ways
now don't tell the story and i won't tell the spiderbug thing to attack you in your sleep 😁

y/n
okay
okay
i won't

*spandex-bug has left the chat*

y/n
sorry tony you won't get to hear that story
peter is scary when he's mad

loki
okay back to what we were doing before

y/n
honestly i've run out of insults
tony you're too good of a person
like how
it makes no sense

everyone
agreed

y/n
good
i'll talk later, my "mom" wants to get dinner at some restaurant with my dad

nat
have fun y/n
and please visit soon !

y/n
i will mom! byeeee

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a/n it was really hard to "insult"
tony there's like nothing to insult

anyways,,, what do you guys want to happen later on in the story? i'm running out of ideas :(

you guys can make requests and stuff since this story is kind of like a bunch of semi connected oneshots