losers
contains: bucket, мама, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey

y/n
*insert that one meme where the guy says let me in! let me innnn!!*

*in sponge bob voice*
2 minute later

y/n
*insert that one vine of that old lady practically opera singing and banging on the bus door*
..
SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR!!!

bucky
oh shît
it's the day

tony
what
what does that mean?

clint
what door?

y/n
the oven door obviously
no you pea brained humans, the compound door.
open it.

loki
oh so that's what all that knocking was
cool

tony
wait
you're at THE compound

y/n
yes

tony
who agreed to this?
when?
I NEED TO KNOW

y/n
it was a bet now let me in or i will break this door down
if that happens protect your kneecaps because i'll be coming to break those too

clint
you literally made tony get into his ironman suit lmaooo

y/n
good
he should be scared

nat
yeah he should
i raised this child

bucky
nat they've only been your kid for like 4 months

nat
so ?

y/n
back to the situation at hand...
mom can you open the door 🥺

nat
of course sweetie

wanda
WAIT YOURE HERE
ITS BEEN FOREVER SINCE IVE SEEN YOU

sam
wait y/n is here?
yes! i can't wait to see how this plays out

rhodey
honestly me too

y/n
i have entered the premises!
i have walked through the door!
i am riding the elevator!
wait for ittttt

*bing!*