10 minute later

While Y/n and Wade we're enjoying there chimichangas and talking about what one does when they meet a new person, the group chat was blowing up.

losers
contains: bucket, мама, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey

sam
um okayyy
so what's your plan to contact this MJ, bucky

bucky
so backstory:
they would keep typing in MJ's number is wrong and would end up meeting other people
like me, shuri, and peter

tony
man i really have to upgrade the security on our phone numbers

rhodey
ya think?

nat
bucky

bucky
yyes?

nat
could what you told y/n put them in any danger

bucky
possibly
i told them not to do it though

nat
y/n
don't even think about doing it
y/n

loki
they'll be fine

thor
HES RIGHT, HE KNOWS MUCH ABOUT THINGS OF THIS TOPIC FOR SOME REASON

loki
today is she

thor
SORRY SISTER
I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF THE BIG LETTERS

loki
*sighs*
just tap the bold arrow key

thor
thank you

nat
y/n
answer
the
damn
phone

y/n
oops sorry
i was out eating with my new friend

bucky
YOU ALREADY MET THEM?!

y/n
don't worry he's really cool
plus he's only killed like 100 people so it's fine

everyone
WHAT

y/n
i said don't worry guys it's fine!
you know him
anyways gotta go he's going to show me this new taco place on park

nat
Y/N NO

5 minute later

nat
y/n?
...
ugh y/n has given me so many gray hairs already

tony
welcome to the club

nat
what club

tony
the club of being a parent and always worrying
you are now a member along with me and clint

scott
what about me?
i'm a parent

tony
not to be rude but you're extremely chill in your parenting

scott
true

y/n
GUYS YOU HAVE TO GET THE TACOS ON PARK HOLY SHITT THEYRE AMAZING

nat
that is not at the top of my priorities right now y/n
who. are. you. with.

tony
she's breaking out the punctuation
she must be mad

nat
shut up tony

y/n
the tacos are not at the top of your priorities ?
they are for me, and really should be for you

bucky
tell her who youre with y/n she's scary when she's mad!
i- she saw the message
oh no
footsteps are rapidly approaching
HELP ME PLEADBSIBSISBAK

steve
what just happened?

clint
nat got to him
he'll be fine though
...i think...

sam
t h i n k ?

y/n
mom don't worry bucket doesn't need to get hurt over me getting chimichangas with my friend

tony
did you say
chimichangas?

steve
chimichangas as in you know?

tony
y/n
are you with wade?

y/n
...no
i am not with wade

nat
y/n

y/n
*sends selfie of themselves and wade in his deadpool mask*
see not with wade

tony
hell no
get out of there
he's dangerous

y/n
you said the same think about loki 2 years ago (loves you loki <3 )
people change tin man
people change!

tony
yeah, well not wade

y/n
yeah well you don't know him like i do
*blows raspberry*

wade
if i may interject
i am not a great person
but!
my loving boyfriend doesn't let me kill as many people anymore
it goes against his "morals" or some shît

sam
how the fuck did he get in the chat
no one added him

wade
yeah you didn't
the author did
they thought that it would be good for plot

rhodey
author?

wade
what ? haha
i didn't say anything about an author ._.

bucky
i'm back
she spared me

nat
if you give y/n one more dumb idea bucky you won't be so lucky next time

bucky
i promise i won't

y/n
gotta go byeeeedbskbxosns

wade
yeah too-da-loo

nat
what no
don't go
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