a/n: if you know russian correct me if i'm wrong on anything, i wrote these sentences myself and didn't conjugate or change any of the cases because i dont know if i do that for sentences this abrupt

anyways enjoy!!

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losers
contains: bucket, мама, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey

y/n
не Доставка, ето дижорно (translation: it's not delivery its digorno, actual translation not delivery, this digorno.)

bucky
like the pizza?

y/n
oops wrong group chat
but yes

tony
i no understand

y/n
you shouldn't
gotta blast

clint
wait
what context would you talk to your other friends about pizza in russian?

y/n
idk
i just do
they don't even know russian sooo

nat
and which friends are these?

y/n
peter and ned
they're cool
not as cool as MJ
but still cool

bucky
speaking of MJ
did you ever get her number?

y/n
THANKS FOR THE REMINDER
i'm going to go try that thing you told me

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random number

y/n
hello

unknown
hi?

y/n
idk what it is about you but you give off a "i don't give a fuck; i wanna fight people" vibe

unknown
glad you could pick up on what i'm putting down

y/n
i'm awesome like that
anyways so you're not who i was looking for

unknown
who were you looking for

y/n
not you

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losers

y/n
it didn't work

sam
what didn't work

bucky
i told them not to do it

y/n
bucket's plan on how i can contact MJ

*1 new message from "Random Number"

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Random Number

unknown
i'm wade btw

y/n
y/n
so what's your deal

wade
what do you mean? i'm totally just a normal guy

y/n
IT HAPPENED AGAIN YAY

wade
what did

y/n
i've met so many superheroes by trying to text my friend and getting her number wrong

wade
oh cool

y/n
i cant really think of a superhero with the name wade so either you're a villain or just some weird person
i'd rather villain
they're cool

wade
you really think villains are cool?

y/n
yes
have you seen loki?
he's not really a villain but still

wade
how about anti-heroes?

y/n
like frank castle?
i love 'em

wade
well in that case...
hi i'm deadpool!!

y/n
THE DEADPOOL?!
YES

captain deadpool
WOWOW
...does this mean...that you'd be up for some chimichangas...???

y/n
YES , OF COURSE

captain deadpool
ive never felt so much love before oh my god
even my boyfriend doesn't come with me to get chimichangas

y/n
awww you poor thing 🥺

captain deadpool
..so is now a good time?

y/n
perfect time
the place on tenth?

captain deadpool
you know the good place omg
i think i'm in love 😻
...
anyways see you there

*10 new messages from "losers"

a/n
poll for who wade's boyfriend is going to be. only comment on the one you want

a) peter (wade will be aged down to 17)

b) matt murdock