y/n
hey
hi
hello?
yo
sup
hola
aloha
привет
bîtch answer me
...
if you don't answer in the next
four seconds
the geneva convention
will become
the geneva suggestion
b i t c h
if you don't answer who's going to help me hide the body?

?
dude it's been like one minute since you sent the first message
plus why do you need to hide a body

y/n
REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

?
I WONT HESITATE BITCH
...
anyways who is this

y/n
MJ you know who this is
it's me

?
MJ?
like the shoes?

y/n
oof no
i'm assuming you're not MJ then

?
that would be correct

y/n
wait a second
...
are you going to kidnap me or something?

?
no
i'm not going to kidnap you

y/n
you know who would say that?
a kidnapper
just give me ten minutes
then you can come pick me up

?
i don't even know your address
i'm not going to kidnap you

y/n
sureeeee
on another note i need something to put you as in my contacts i can't just have "?" in there forever
it would get suspicious
my fbi agent would probably be worried for my safety if they're not already

?
idk you can put be as bucket or something
i don't really care

y/n
aight bet

*"?" has been changed to "bucket"*

bucket
cool

y/n
cool

bucket
what should i call you then

y/n
idk
you can put "dumbass" i guess
you'll probably learn that i do the dumbest shît ever so it's fitting

bucket
cool

y/n
cool beans