Here we go, now we'll get into the real chapters of the story:
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A pair of large doors opened up before you allowing you to enter Lucifer's palace.

The recent Extermination was over and you made quite the hall with the Angelic weapons which were ready to be melted down and reforged.

Torture was on his way to your castle to store your new forging material, you were here due to receiving a call from your wife Alyssa that Lucifer wanted to meet with you, so here you were.

The moment you entered the palace, a young-looking Demon Maid was the first to come up and greet you.

Nina the Demon Maid:

"You've arrived Auditor, it's a pleasure as always to be in your presence." Nina greeted with a cute curtsy.

"I do not like to waste time Nina, take me to Lucifer." You said rather rudely.

"Of course, Mistress Lucifer is expecting you." She said as she began leading the way.

You raised a brow at what she just said.

"Mistress?" You thought confused.

The last time you checked, Lucifer was Male.

"Wait, Mistress?" You asked following close behind.

"Ah yes, fret not, Lucifer will explain." Nina assured and you decided to just follow.

Meanwhile:
Torture was on his way back to your castle, the weapons you and him had taken tucked away in his wallet.

He was big enough to hold an adult person in his hand so he had a huge wallet that was normal sized.

Anyone he passed dared not mess with him because they knew he was affiliated with you.

He was walking down a street sidewalk when someone yelled out to him.

"Hey, Big guy!"

Curious as to who had the balls to actually talk to him, Torture looked down and saw a Sinner approaching him.

Angel Dust:

Torture recognized her, it was Angel Dust and she had a bag of the actual drug in one of her four hands.

Angel Dust was a well-known pornstar in Hell, the only way you'd not know about her was if you had just arrived in Hell.

"What is it?" Torture asked with a raised brow.

Angel Dust looked up at the giant Mag Agent, she barely came up to his knees.

"Ya free tonight?" She asked seductively and the Mag Agent chuckle.

"Sorry Angel, but I've got nothing down there." Torture stated gesturing to his groin.

This was true, Mag Agents may have looked Male but they were technically genderless.

There was nothing between their legs as they were artificial beings that you had created from the corpses of Sinners that died in past exterminations.

While they looked Male and had masculine personalities, they had no sex drive at all.

The reason you only made a few was because it was such a huge hassle to gather resources to make them.

It was also a long complicated process that making an entire army was just inefficient.

Also, the reason you didn't give them sexual parts was so that they wouldn't get seduced by any sinner or demon that attempted to overthrow you.

The reason they had emotions and personalities was also for efficiency.

Mindless drones could only be given one order and one task, but if they were sentient they could be more dynamic and perform multiple tasks at once.

Which meant you didn't need a lot to perform multiple tasks.

"Oh..." Angel said sounding disappointed before smiling once again. "Ya got fingers though don't ya?"

"Sorry, I gain nothing from pleasuring you so I'm going to have to pass." Torture said making Angel sigh.

Earlier today she got some money off of some guy who she didn't bother to remember the name and she was hoping it'd be a good fuck too.

Sadly, he disappointed her in the bedroom, but she went with it for the money.

"Alright, whatever..." She said as she got ready to partake of her illegal substance.

Suddenly, another sinner ran by her and swiped her drugs right out of her hand.

"HEY!" She yelled angrily as the sinner ran off.

"Up yours whore!" He yelled only for a giant bullet to leave a basketball-sized hole in his chest.

He immediately dropped and Angel not caring what had just happened ran up to his corpse and took back her drugs.

Torture hmphed and put his gun away after blowing on it's steaming barrel.

"Oh thanks so much!" Angel stated deciding to put the bag between her fluffy cleavage for now. "I'd suck ya dick if ya had one."

Torture rolled his eyes under his red glasses.

"Don't mention it, I just felt like shooting something." He stated as he turned to walk away.

However, after taking a few steps a loud crashing sound followed by what sounded like laser fire could be heard.

Turning to look up, both Torture and Angel saw a giant dirigible flying across the city, shooting out various lasers and causing carnage.

"Ah it seems the turf wars are finally getting started." Torture chuckled.

This happened each extermination, with multiple Demons and Sinners dead, that meant more territory available for Overlords or Overlord wannabes.

Torture and the other Mag Agents always had fun betting on who'd rise to power next.

"Hey Big guy!" Angel yelled getting Torture's attention.

"What?" He asked with a raised brow.

"Wanna have some fun?" She asked with a mischievous smirk confusing Torture.

"Angel, I believe we already established that I have no penis." He stated flatly and the Spider Sinner rolled her eyes.

"No, not that." She stated running off into the carnage. "Come on!"

Torture looked at his wristwatch and shrugged.

He had plenty of time to kill so he shrugged and followed the Pornstar.

Meanwhile:

Within the large dirigible zapping the city below a loud laugh could be heard.

Piloting this flying machine was none other than Lady Pentious.

Lady Pentious:

"Those other cowardly Sinners dare not hinder my territorial takeover!" She laughed arrogantly. "A wise decision, the power of my machines are unmatched!"

All around the Snake Sinner's dirigible were small Egg-like Minions.

Egg Bois:

"Gee, that was swell Boss!" One Egg Boi stated walking up to her.

"Yeah, you really showed them what for." Another stated hopping up on her controls. "I liked when you shot them with your ray gun."

Lady Pentious immediately smacked the Egg Boi off with her tail.

"I wish she'd shoot me with her ray gun." Another Egg Boi lamented.

Ignoring her bumbling minions, Lady Pentious continued piloting her Dirigible.

"At this rate I will seize control of the entire west side of the Pentagram by day's end!" She declared. "And once I've done that then..."

Lady Pentious suddenly gained a love struck look as black love hearts began floating around her.

"(Y/N) will finally notice me and make me his wife!" She squealed in delight fantasizing a wedding with you in a fancy tuxedo and herself in a stunning black wedding dress.

Lady Pentious absolutely adored you, not only were you one of Hell's strongest overlords but you were an absolute genius too.

Your machines, inventions and weapons matched hers.

(A/N: Actually your inventions are a lot better than hers, she just has an ego.)

"Ma'am, I brought your body pillow to celebrate." One Egg Boi declared snapping Lady Pentious out of her fantasy.

"WHAT!?" She asked looking around and indeed one Egg Boi had a body pillow.

A body pillow that she made with you on it.

"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?" She asked angrily.

"In your secret closet, next to your shrine of (Y/N)." The Egg Boi replied further increasing Lady Pentious' rage.

She screamed her eye twitching.

"Yeah, I also found your diary about how you want him to..." The Egg Boi tried to say but was cut off by Pentious' tail wrapping around him.

The poor little Egg Boi came face to face with a very angry Snake woman, her hood flared up and each eye on the hood were glowing intensely like her actual eyes.

That was what was heard as the Egg Boi got tossed out through the window of the dirigible.

"No one enters my room ever again!" Lady Pentious hissed lowly glaring down at each Egg Boi who saluted shivering with fear.

"Good, now BACK TO WORK YOU FRIED CHICKEN FETUSES!" She yelled and each Egg Boi returned to what they were doing before.

Pentious let out a sigh before giving her body pillow a gentle smile and gave it a tight hug.

However, once again her moment would be interrupted when a small red sphere crashed through her Dirigible window.

"Huh?" She asked glaring at the sphere.

Said sphere then immediately exploded into red sparkly smoke blowing up a few Egg Bois.

As the Egg Bois panicked, a figure emerged from the smoke, a figure holding one of those red bombs.

Cherri Bomb:

Cherri Bomb was Lady Pentious' rival, both competing to become Overlords.

While Cherri didn't have the same machinary or forces as Lady Pentious she more than made up for it with her wild nature, determination and explosives.

"You lookin to fight old lady?" Cherri Bomb asked only to gain a confused look when she saw Lady Pentious still cuddling her body pillow.

There was nothing but awkward silence as the 2 just stared at each other.

"Is this a bad time?" Cherri Bomb asked. "Should I leave you two alone?"

Lady Pentious flinched and put down her (Y/N) body pillow.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!?" She yelled her whole face going red with a blush.

The Cycloptic Sinner chuckled and replied with:

"What I want is for you to get this Tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I SMASH IT!"

A large pipe fell from the celling directly beside Cherri due to the damage she caused.

"More..." She added.

"Oh you wanna go Missy!?" Pentious asked flaring her hood up. "Well I'm happy to oblige."

More Egg Bois came up to their boss' side holding various weapons and both got ready to duke it out.

Meanwhile:

Now, it takes a lot to surprise someone like you.

As the Auditor you made sure to always keep your emotions under control, to never show weakness and always maintain your air of intimidation.

However, what you saw before you right now...honestly you just had to raise an eyebrow at what you saw.

Lucifer:

You had no idea what you were looking at...you just knew you did not like it.

Beside Lucifer was Hell's Queen Lilith who seemed unfazed by all this.

Lilith:

Currently you were sitting in a large office, Lucifer sitting behind a desk with Lilith leaning on the chair her..."husband?" was sitting on.

Nina meanwhile was busy cleaning the room you all were in.

For a good while nothing but awkward was within the room aside from Nina's cheerful humming as she dusted the place off.

"Um, sir...are you crossdressing?" You asked suddenly.

Lucifer seemed very annoyed by that question while Lilith giggled in amusement at that comment.

"No, and it's ma'am for now, unfortunately." She sighed.

"Okay..." You said still trying to grasp what was happening. "Why though?"

"I don't want to talk about it (Y/N)." Lucifer stated sounding very embarrassed.

"The Mistress messed up a spell and it ended up swapping her gender." Nina stated.

Lucifer gave her an angry glare before shooting a bolt of dark magic at Nina.

The Maid then quickly pulled out a very special card.

Immediately a blue shield formed around her which reflected the bolt directly back at Lucifer.

However, before it could hit, Lilith drew a circle in the air which generated a black portal that the bolt harmlessly entered.

The portal closed and Lucifer glared at the maid who had a smug smirk.

"Um...okay, ma'am, is it okay if I asked what spell you were trying to perform?" You asked and the Ruler of Hell gained a deep red blush.

"Um...well..." Lucifer attempted to stutter something out.

"Originally my dear Lucy was trying to clone himself so we could have a gangbang, but he messed the spell up and it ended up turning my husband into my wife." Lilith suddenly explained making more awkward silence follow.

Lucifer slowly and shamefully hid her face with her hat while you pinched the bridge of your nose.

You honestly hated that image even more than this situation, you...DID NOT NEED THAT IMAGE.

"Thank you, dear..." Lucifer sighed and you followed along with a sigh of your own.

"Yes, thank you for giving me a small glimpse into what goes on in your bedroom." You groaned.

Honestly, it wasn't that bad, much freakier stuff went on between other Sinners or lower Demons.

However, imagining it still felt weird and after hearing about it, that was all you could think about.

You hated it.

"Would you like to know more?" Nina asked whispering in your ear. "Me, Lilith and Lucifer had a threesome once."

You gently placed your hand on the Maid's face before harshly shoving her away.

"Lucifer, ma'am...can you please tell me how you messed up a spell like that?" You asked cautiously.

Honestly you had a feeling you did not want any further details, you had a feeling you'd regret knowing more than you should, but you asked anyway against your better judgment.

"Well, the gangbang was my idea, I was feeling extra horny the other night and my dear Lucy couldn't keep up and so I suggested clones." Lilith explained. "He must have been just a tiny bit too drained to think properly and messed up."

Yeah you regretted it, but you asked and you payed the price.

The reason Lucifer was now a female was all due to the fact he was..."nutted out."

Did I mention you hated all of this...this entire situation, you hated it.

Honestly it just sounded like a cheap excuse to make Lucifer a female...for some reason, but this was the reality you were living in now.

"Nina, I thought I told you to find a way to reverse this!" Lucifer yelled with a face steaming red from both anger and embarrassment.

"Hold on Mistress, I'm still cleaning." Nina stated holding up her feather duster.

Lucifer grunted and charged up another bolt only to stop when Nina held up that reverse card.

The Ruler of Hell glared at her maid but relented and let her clean.

You could already tell, this was gonna be quite the day.

TO BE CONTINUED:
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Like with the Owl House, I'll be splitting the PILOT into 3 parts cause it's just easier on me that way.

It let's me flesh out scenes a bit more, and allows me to get chapters out a bit quicker and it won't tire me out as much.

Anyway, here you go.