A few days later it was the late evening Jax had finished with his weekly therapy session with Charlie as Jeremiah was out dealing with other clients outside the hotel, he found it a joke that she was trying to be a therapist despite never training to be one believing Jeremiah did a better job at getting him to talk about his past life. At least he was thankful that he wasn't dragged into Vaggie's therapy session as he saw Sir Pentious still pulling out shrapnel from his tail. Jax is currently laying on the couch and staring into the fireplace as he was a bit high from the edables Angel gifted him as to celebrate his "one week anniversary" of him being at the hotel and he didn’t feel like doing anything at all as a bit of drool escaped from his mouth as he stated into the fire. From somewhere behind him a door opened as he barley made the sound of someone's footsteps though they were getting closer.

Vaggie:Jax?

It was Vaggie's voice as Jax groaned and rubbed his eyes

Vaggie:Jax!

She shouted as she stepped onto the stairs as Jax slowly lifted his head as it felt like a bag of sand as he watched her starting to go up the stairs.

Jax:I'm here...

He said before laying his head back down but Vaggie turned to late to see it as she growled a bit in anger.

Vaggie:Jax...where are you hiding?

Jax:On the couch... by the fire place

Vaggie sighed as she approached him crossing her arms as she stood before him.

Vaggie:Charlie is making cookies she wanted me to tell everyone

Jax:Good I was getting the munchies

Vaggie deadpaned

Vaggie:Who gave you drugs?

Jax:What?

He said as he sat up rubbing his head.

Vaggie:Who gave you whatever you're high on...

Jax:Oh don't get your panties in a twist it was the gift that angel gave me for my "one week anniversary", I just ate them today

Vaggie (mind):Damnit of course it was before angel went cold turkey

She scoffed before then saying.

Vaggie:You know that stuff isn't just make you high right? That stuff is also make your asshole widen easier

Jax:No it's not

Vaggie:What?

Jax:This stuff doesn't do that

Vaggie:How do you know that?

Jax:Uh...I've done drugs before and from what I remember there haven't been any kind of drug that does that ever

Vaggie once again growled in anger as Jax got up and he slowly walked towards the hotel's kitchen, which was surprisingly clean showing that Charlie was a great cook. Jax could already smell the cooks as he goes to up to Charlie before saying.

Jax:Hey princess, I'm mentally on Mars but my body is here

He said as he leaned onto the kitchen counter as he sees Charlie smiles at him.

Charlie:Hi Jax

She was seen mixing some frosting.

Charlie:You look happy today, I thought after our session today I thought you'd be down in the dumps all day, I'm glad you’re ok

Jax rolled his eyes in amusement seeing how so gullible she was.

Jax: *acting* Oh yeah I feel so much better after that little talking to we've had

He said before yawning as Charlie then pulled out a batch of cookies from the oven, before Jax could reach for a cookie Charlie than spoke up.

Charlie:Oh by the way Jax

Jax's eyes met Charlie's as she was hold a bowl of red cookies that smelled a bit salty.

Charlie:I uh... did some experimental baking to cater to Alastra's and Allen's unique palettes and well... I was wondering if you could bring these to them, they should be up in their studio

Jax inhaled as he took the bowl, as he stood next to Charlie was only then she realized that he wasn't happy after "getting over his living world trauma" but that he was high which she looked at him like a mother who was trying to hide her disappointment with a sad smile, although Jax was on Mars he didn't noticed and even if he wasn't he wouldn't care either. Whipping the drool from his lips Jax made his way up to the radio studio which was a strange construction almost as if it was a tomer growing on the side of the hotel. Jax climbed up the metal steps and into the glass dome seeing it empty as none of Alastra's and Allen' shadow puppets nor did he felt Trevor was present. The radio counsel that stood in front of him blinking as if it was trying to attract Jax with it's alluring morse code like light show. Grinning mischievous Jax set the meat cookies down on a nearby table as he goes to sit in Alastra's large throne like office chair as he rest his feet on Allen's chair which was a similar build, the black leather of the chair softly creek as he took a seat.

Jax:Man where did they get a chair this conformable holy shit

He can already feel himself drift in it. As to keep himself awake he slapped himself on the back of his head which made him inhaled and exhaled deeply. He then started to bring back some memories as it was in college where he and the Dudleys had a radio show on campus, while it's more amateur and they didn't have all the fancy stuff Alastra and Allen have back then but he knew exactly how it all worked and what buttons to push when he needed to happen as he took hold of the microphone.

Jax:They aren't live right? They probably won't mind of I role play a little

However little did he know he brushed against the unmute button of the microphone.

Jax:Oh man this brings back a lot of memories, come on I'll be done in like ten minutes and they won't even know I was in here. But just in case I'll hide behind both Charlie and Dylan since they seem to be the only ones who could tame them

And with Jax being Jax and feeling immoral after getting away with pranking Alistra the other day it's no suprise what did next. Meanwhile both Alistra and Allen were at their favorite tailor or rather one of three that they each considered to be their favorite, this one in particular being the closest to the hotel. And while back in the day when they cared about territory but this one was also under their control with an old communication radio hanging above the door as a mental of the past. And so they were paturbed from when they heard music that they've haven't used in fact they never used.

With an offended look they looked towards the door as the tailor who was working on Alastra's coat an imp named Shash shook when he heard a voice on the radio that wasn't either cousin, with that it caused him to slipped and accidentally stabbed her with the niddle. As he was about to apologize however Alistra didn't even reacted as she stared directly at the radio hanging from the door.

Jax (over radio):Hello pride layer this is radio wolf *mimicking a wolf howl* haha. I'm your host Jackson Storms and we're back all of whom remembered me from Syracuse from Brooklyn New York from the year 2010 to 2014 because I knew most of you have definitely ended up here. Just to bad for Kate Gifford who can't listen to us I mean come on, I bet she is up there alive right now cooking for her husband haha fucking teacher's pet anyway this is radio wolf

He then played the sound effect of a wolf howling as Alastra's eyes began to twitch.

Alistra (mind):How....dear you...

Jax:And we're here to bring roasts and only the greatest tunes for you live at the studio

Another sound effect played this time of a piano being dropped like in a terrible cartoon from the 60s. Alistra took a deep breath and thought to herself.

Alistra (mind):Stay...clam...

Jax:And before we begin with our first show of the day let's play some music. Ah this an old classic an old didity I have to say, I'm sure remembered this back from the year 2003. It's seven nation army from the White Strips

He said before he hit the button to make the song start to play.

Alistra and Allen both gripes their staff tightly that the eye in the center wiggled in pain.

Sasha: *muddering* Miss Alistra?

Alistra:It's...fine Sasha...keep working

She said as she tries to keep her emotions in check while Sasha gulped loudly and continued sowing. Both cousins crossed their arms looking more offended than furious, after the song finishes Jax's voice came on again.

Jax (over radio):A classic always beloved and always listened to. Hey Pablo Baxter if you're down here you remember how I used to toured you with that song? Haha all of us singing it at lunch I remember you punched Willie Cortez in the face for singing it while you took a piss, all of the school was laughing their asses off that day hehe anyways.

Alistra could hear him spinning around in her chair as her right eye twitched.

Jax (over radio):Before we get into our first show of the day "Roastes with Jack" we're shouting out our sponsor

Alistra sharply inhaled.

Alistra (mind):If you say anything Vee brand related I will personally rip your soul out and devour it whole...

Jax (over radio):Today's Roastes with Jack has brought to you by burger moth, burger brand moth burgers and uncle Dill's dillpickels, Dill's pickels the garden sausage

Both cousins looked at each other confused at this since neither of them were real brands from either hell or earth, they'd honestly applauded Jax's creativity.

Jax (over radio):And finally moth barnical cereal, moth barnical cereal the only cereal with true grit barnicals not included

Both cousins snorted at this.

Sasha:Madem?

Alistra shook her head.

Alistra:Sasha...I...think I want to listen to this. *she shuddered* Ugh...I can't believe I just said that *in her mind* out loud no less

Jax (over radio):So first up on the chopping block is Katie Killjoy from news 666. She likes to act like she is an elitest because she believes to be above everyone. If anything she is a talentless hack that relyed on her looks to get to where she is now, like I swear she had to suck a lot of cock to get anything in her "career". Also I heard a rumor somewhere that one day they replaced her with a crossing dressing man who in my opinion is way better and more entertaining than the actual woman, not to mention he looks hotter than the actual woman now I'm not gay or bi but if I was I'd definitely smash.

This made everyone who was also in the tailor all laughed in amusement.

Jax (over radio):Up next is the exterminators from heaven. So they say that they're riding this place of sinners who have chosen this and that they deserve to die twice and like to say they're the more moral ones. Yet they're breaking one of the commandments that being thou shall not kill, now I'm not much of a religious bum but even I have better morals than them. I mean there are so many people that are some of the worst people down here who deserves it yet they blindly murder anyone in sight because they just so happen to live down here? They ain't so high and mighty as they claim if anything they're just a bunch of psychopaths that more than deserve to be down here rotting with the rest of us

This again made the other people laughed at this. Edvenully Sasha finished with Alastra's coat.

Alistra:Ahh wonderful work my dear as perusal

She snapped her fingers as a shadow demon appeared to give Sasha his wel deserve pay.

Alistra:I shall come back soon, although without that interrupting us

She said pointing her staff at the radio.

Sasha:Sure thing Madem

Grinding her teeth both Alistra and Allen both made their way back to the hotel. As they did they could help but heard Jax's radio show in various cars and at a restaurant. Meanwhile the in another part of the city there was both Nathan and Trevor as they got rapped up another one of Nathan's shows as Nathan was cleaning the blood off of himself.

Nathan:Another fun episode of my fun show

Trevor:You've really out did yourself there brother having the contest find a key to his shackles in a huge pile of meat before those rabid hell cats maul him to was genius

Nathan:Thank you, you have no idea how hard it was to tame those things

Trevor:At least you did it though

They then heard the radio show going on as instead of hearing either Alastra's or Allen's voice it was Jax's.

Jax (over radio):Next up is Valentino the self proclaim prince of lust and depravity in Pentagram City. If you ask me he is more of the prince of the incell virgin losers who can't get any pussy, and the only way he'll ever get any is by being a pimp and forcing his girls to fuck him when otherwise they wouldn't willing. And from what my friend Angel says his dick ain't that impressive and it feels like sandpaper, now I don't know if that's true or not nor do I wanna find out but considering what he does to his employees I'm gonna take her word for it. And just between you and me we actually smashed the other day as to celebrate my "one week anniversary" at the hotel and she says I have a better dick than Val does and thought I'd be a better pimp than him because despite my cold and jaded demeanor and personality I have a good heart and I stand up to injustices and give assholes what they deserve, hey if you don't believe her ask Val's sister Tina I certainly rocked her world the same day when she came to vist me at the hotel. Anyway speaking of Valentino that perfectly segways to his "big daddy" Vox. So Vox is supposedly the new sheriff in town since Alistra had been gone for like what? Seven years? And is now determined to get rid of her once and for all? Like dude is that really how you tell girls that you like them? Hell he even sent that snake prick Pentious to the hotel as a spy instead of growing some balls and come here himself. Oh that's right because he is a any incell loser who would rather bitch and moan on the internet instead of actually doing something about it because he hates getting his hands dirty. When Alistra said that Vox would be powerless without the Vees I believe her because otherwise he'd be living in an old basement isolated from the world and be in front of his computer screen all day. Anyway this perfectly segways to the next song considering these are such control freaks and ego manics, here is Joker by New Years Day

He said as he hit the button to make the song start to play.

Both Trevor and Nathan looked at each other both in shock and fear.

Nathan:Oh my God is this guy a fucking idiot? He knows not to go near the radio studio

Trevor:This is bad we need to get to him before Alistra and Allen does

They both ran off towards the hotel. Meanwhile back with the Radio Demons they were seen walking together down the street as they walked pasted a electronic they noticed many people were more interested in radios than TVs. And luckily for Jax that Vox didn't noticed him mainly because he didn't have the ability to control radio like the cousins do and still manage to lure people away from Vox's grasp, at that moment Alistra thought to herself for a moment before saying.

Alistra:You know what Allen maybe touring Jax is a little hmm... to much, maybe we can just hurt him just a little bit

Allen:I suppose so cousin

30 minutes later they both arrived back at the hotel as they walked up the stairs towards the radio studio as their eyes laid on Jax as he legerly sat in Alastra's chair while using Allen's as a foot rest, they both growled as Jax was talking about something that they didn't care about until Jax said.

Jax:And on the number one spot of the hottest female overlords beating Carmilla by a single point is-

He said as he hit the button that played the drum rolled as both cousins watched him snicker as it plays.

Jax:Alistra the radio demoness!

Alistra looked one as she raised an eye brow as she shoot a look at Allen as to say to let him talk just a bit long as they both entered the studio as Jax listed superficial reasons why she was hot. They then finally noticed the bowl of meat cookies as they each took one and slowly and quitely eat them.

Alistra: *whispering* these are delicious, we should ask Charlie for the recipe

Allen: *whispering* Agreed

Jax:But it's not only just her appearance that is the reason she is the hottest chick of all it's her power and as you all know by now Daddy Jack loves his powerful women, just hearing that barley auditable voice of hers coming strength, power and determination this woman will be number one to all of us and you just know it. Better hide your husbands and sons because she's a man eater both literally and figuratively. Oh-oh, here she comes Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up Oh-oh, here she comes
She's a man-eater. Also watch out Lilith you got some competition down here you maybe be the first woman ever created but that doesn't mean you're the hottest when there are other baddies out there. Anyway that about wrapped up our show for today any you know us pirate radios we can't afford to keep the lights on for long, this has been Jack telling you good bye *he said making gun with his fingers as he kisses his index finger before aiming it in front of him* and good night, bang!

He said making a shooting motion with his arm as he hit the button that made a gunshot noise.

Jax:Huh that was really fun *he said laying back in the chair* maybe I should ask Charlie to help make me a radio studio too so me and the Dudleys can do this again

Then suddenly both Trevor and Nathan emerged from a shadow portal near Jax as they had a frantic look on their faces.

Both:Jax!

Jax:Hey Trevor Nate what's up

Nathan:What the hell are you doing in here!?

Jax:Oh relax man I just came in here to deliver some cookies to Alistra and Allen like what Charlie asked me to do but noticed neither of them weren't here so I thought I'd have some fun and pretend to have a little radio show myself

Trevor:...Check the mic Jax

Jax looked confused as he looked towards the mic and finally noticed that it wasn't on mute as Trevor goes to mute the mic.

Jax:W...wait so I was live the whole time?

Both:Yes

Jax:So everyone about...

Both:Yes

Jax:Even the-

Both:Yes

Jax:Oh fuck me... I better get out of here before either Alastra or Allen get back

Allen: I believe you are far too late for that our dear friend

Jax had a look of dread on his face before slowly turning around and finally seeing both radio cousins standing there by the door.

Jax:Oh he....hey you two uh....there a good explanation for this uh...

He quickly pushed both Nathan and Trevor aside as he ran towards the window before jumping through it crashing through it as he fell towards the ground. He edvenully landed as a thud and a crack was hear as he screamed in pain.

Jax:Ahhh! My leg!

Later on in the day Jax was seen laying in his bed a few bandages all along on his face and torso as his right leg was in a cast.

Jax:At least I dodged another bullet

Alistra:Is that what you think?

She said as she appeared next to his bed.

Jax:Ahhh! A...Alistra hey... h...how you doing today

Alistra:Oh I'm just fine my dear, now I just have a question for you.

Jax:Uh...ok?

Alistra:So tell me my dear what would you do? If someone broke into your recording studio and make a complete mockery of the art of radio?

Jax thought to himself for a moment before remembering everything that Dylan told him about Alistra as he then bravely said.

Jax:Uh....I'd have sex with them?

Alistra was taken back by this as she stepped back.

Alistra:What!?

Jax:W...well I know this is a trick question, if I said anything that involves harm either physical or mental you'd do exactly that to me. So from what Dylan told me about you I figured I'd go with the one thing I know you wouldn't be willing to do and just let me off with just a slap on the wrist

Alistra looked at him with a death glare for a moment before she sighed.

Alistra:Fine then, I'll consider it

Jax:Wait what?

Alistra:I'll take your little invite but not right now

She said as she walked off and exited his room.

Jax:Uh....well shit it worked, though I doubt she is serious about it and she won't actually do it

Outside in the hallway Alistra was approached by her "family".

Alistra:Ah hello boys

Allen:Hello dear cousin, did you have a little "chat" with our mischievous friend yet?

Alistra:Why yes I did and we had a... interesting conclusion

Trevor:What do you mean?

Alistra:I agreed to make love with him

Boys:What!?

Alistra:You see I asked him a trick question where I'd asked what his punishment would be, however he was clever and diced to choose the one thing I wouldn't do so I consider it but not at this moment

Allen:I suppose that's smart of him to choose

Alistra:Yes plus I thought about Dylan dearest thinking how it'll hurt him if he learns that I harm or kill his only friend he has in this realm. Plus it's not hurting him but have him pray his pelvis survives afterwards

Nathan:Ok tmi

He said before they all walked off.

End Chapter.