Chapter 2
It opens on a few days later as Jax was seen dialing the hotel's front desk chuckling to himself.
???:What are you doing?
Jax looked towards the source of the sound seeing a cat demon standing there.
Jax:Who are you?
Dylan:I'm Dylan, Dylan Morningstar
Jax:Wait the princess has a kid?
Dylan:I was adopted by her and her girlfriend
Jax:Huh ok then
Dylan:But seriously what are you doing?
Jax:I'm making a prank call to the front desk
Dylan:Why?
Jax:Why not? I'm bored and wanted entertainment
Dylan:Uh ok?
Jax:Trust me kid it'll be hilarious
The phone rings and Charlie picks up.
Charlie:Hello?
Jax: *using a deeper voice* Uh yes. I'm looking for a Mr. Butts
Charlie:You're looking for a Mr. Butts?
Jax:Yes. His first name is Seymore
Charlie:Hold on. Let me check
She turned to the rest.
Charlie:Do any of you know Seymore Butts?
David and Husk snickers as the others except Vaggie burst out laughing. Charlie groans and hangs up the phone.
Charlie:Angel! We talked about prank calling!
Angel gave a dafuc face as she was just walking down to the lobby. Meanwhile both Jax and Dylan were seen laughing at this as the others seemingly not to notice them.
Dylan:Ok that is hilarious
Jax:See I told you, say wanna help me with a few more pranks
Dylan:Sure
It then showed a montage of the two doing pranks. First it shows Niffty cleaning the hallway. While her back is turned Jax pops up wearing a gas mask and pours a bottle with a skull and crossbones symbol into her mop bucket. When she turned back she inhaled the fumes and immediately passes out. Later it showed Husk taking a swig from her beer before spitting it out in disgust.
Husk:Da fuck?! *sniffs* Gun powder?
It cuts to Alistra returning to her room as she opened the door. But when she did she was met with a horrifying creature... a cute little puppy. Later it shows her running away from it screaming as it chases her barking cutely. It was dinner and Jax offered to cook and before he surved anyone he and Dylan dumped a lot of salt in the food before surving them, they watched them eat as they coughed heavy by the sourness from the salt. It then cuts to a pair of Imps that were David's co-workers from another job he does in the day, they were both looking at gifts labeled to each other.
Millie:Did you-
Moxxie:No. Did you?
Millie:No
Beat.
Millie:Eh, what's the worst that could happen?
They reached out and touched them causing them to explode and an adhesive to splash all over them sticking them together. It then showed David's boss waking up from a nap and sees that he's covered in blood.
Blitzo:Aw damn it. Not again
He lifts the covers up to see a severed donkey head.
Blitzo:Oh come on! *Screaming towards the heavens* It was a horse in that scene you dumbass!
It then showed to a succubus that was on the same floor as David's job as she was doing vocal warm ups when Jac sneaks in and poured hot sauce into her water bottle. She takes a swig before coughed and gagged.
Verosika:BLITZ-O!
Blitzo: *off-screen* WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU THINK I DID THIS TIME, YOU-
She storms across the hall and entered the office.
Blitzo: *off-screen* Hey what are you doing? Get the fuck away from me, you-
A punch sound is heard. It then showed to a pair of hellhounds a male and female as they were walking. One of them got their foot snaged on a wire and a bucket of itching powder falls on them both. The two of them start itching and bitting at themselves furiously. It cuts back to the as Angel was seen walking down to the lobby and was met with the victims of the pranks that's been going on. Blitzo sporting a black eye while he and Verosika petting and comforting Loona and Vortex respectively.
Angel:What's all this?
Charlie:We're here to talk to you about your little pranks Angel
Angel:The hell are ya talking about? I'm been at the studio the whole time
Vaggie:By that you mean going to buy the supplies to use in said pranks
Angel:I'm telling you guys I didn't do all this!
Vaggie:Stop lying! *she said pointing her spear at Angel threateningly*
Both Jax and Dylan walked into the lobby.
Jax:What the hell is all this yelling about?
Charlie:We were just talking about Angel's pranking
Jax:Her pranking?
Vaggie:All the pranks she had been doing recently
Jax:Nah it ain't her
Angel:See Jax say it wasn't me!
Charlie:What do you mean it wasn't her Jax?
Jax:I mean look at her she is a drug addicted porn star, you honestly think she is smart enough to have thought of pranks like this let alone get away with it
Angel:Hey!
David:He is right it wasn't her Charlie
Charlie:Then who was it?
David:It was Jax
Charlie:What? How do you know it was him
David:Did no one noticed how Jax wasn't around when the pranks took place in the hotel? Not to mention *he said as he pulled out a sandwich bag with bits of purple fur* I found these near where they took place
Charlie:Jax is this true?
Jax:Eh guilty as charged, but I didn't work alone I did it all with my little partner in crime here *he said wrapping an arm around Dylan*
Vaggie:You helped!?
Dylan:Y...yeah
Jax:Yeah he did and he was a natural I'm sure if he had tried he would've been a great prankster. Anyway it's late and I'm going to bed, goodbye and goodnight everyone *he said as he walked off towards his room*
Charlie:Dylan I'm very disappointed in you, you know better than this
Dylan:I do which is why I've done it for a good reason
Vaggie:What do you mean?
Dylan:You see uncle David have told me a lot about how he would go under cover to infiltrate criminal organizations and get close with the various members in said organization. So I thought maybe if I do the same with Jax in order to get close to him and get him to open up to me because David said that he sees Jax as those people who doesn't really like talking about themselves that much to complete strangers. So if I help him in his pranks I could possibly getting him to open up to me and tell me a bit about himself and it could help him with his redemption
Charlie:Oh...my gosh that's actually genius Dylan why didn't I think of that
David:Yeah that's really impressive Dylan, what did he tell you?
Dylan:He has been doing pranks most of his life since he was a kid up to his adult hood because he doesn't have really have a nice home life but that's about it
Charlie:Hmmm maybe we can set up a therapy session with Jeremiah for Jax
David:Oh that's right he is coming back tomorrow so maybe he can get him to talk about his past
Charlie:Yeah, anyway Dylan I believe you have something to say to everyone here
Dylan:Y...yeah *he looked over and stepped forward towards the group that he and Jax pranked* I'm really sorry for what we've done and I hope you all can forgive me
Blitzo:Ah don't worry about it kid
Millie:Yeah we can't stay mad at ya darling
Angel:Uh don't you guys owe me an apology too?
Charlie:Yes yes, we're sorry for accusing you for something you didn't do
Angel:Thanks, anyway I'm going to bed too *she said as she walked off*
End Chapter.
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