Yep. No triggers in this one tho.

Same co writer as always Brendon_Urie_87
Enjoy!

Valentine's P.O.V

Brendon smiled at me as I ate my chocolate. "What?" I asked softly, still a bit embarrassed. He just shrugged. I figured that he must want some, so I offer a peice. Before he can say no, I snap and he's already chewing a peice of chocolate.

He looked shocked at me for a split second, then reacted to the chocolate. "This is so good!" He tries to say something else, but it comes out as half words. I giggle as he finishes the peice I gave him. "I'm glad you like it." He nodded, then paused. "I don't understand how something so...adorable, came from a past like yours." I pause for a second too. "I don't understand either, but I'm here, still "alive" and very happy about it!" I ate another chocolate. "...i think it might have to do with the chocolates." I chuckle. Brendon smiles.

"Hey! You've been hearing me laugh all night but I haven't heard yours..." I say, thinking of how to change that. "Oh no, I'm fine with not laughing you don't have to-" before he could finish his sentence, I snapped and an army of feathers appeared all around Brendon. "Oh hold on I have to sneeze..." Brendon froze. "Val, really im-" I sneezed and the feathers attacked Brendon. As they did, he cackled and begged me to stop. I was laughing too, and after a minute or two I stopped.

"Wow for a "stone cold killer," you laugh like me." I laugh. Brendon got up and dusted himself off. "Yeah very funny..." he paused and lunged for me, but I dodged and ran. We were both laughing as we ran all around the house. "This is my house Val you can't hide!" I was in a closet and he walked right in front of me.

I giggled softly and snapped. He turned over to where I was before and slowly opened the door. "I'm not there anymore...I'm right under your nose..." Brendon looked down and noticed that his shadow was a silhouette of me. He smiled, "okay, that's not even fair." I giggled and un-shadowed, still under him. He stumbled on top of me due to the fact that i was between his legs. We were both laughing until we realized how we were sat.

I blushed and looked away, but Brendon lightly turned my head to meet his. "You're cute when you're embarrassed." I giggled and looked down slightly. He turned my head again and kissed me.

*aaaaaand that it for that part, let's just say things get steamy😂😂. Here's the next morning, brought you by coke zero same great coke taste with zero sugar now with a hint of added vanilla*

*should also mention that Val was visited by God, Satan, Sarah, and Cupid during the night and they gave her some gifts. Sarah's blessing, Cupid's lust dust (some type of drug I think idk), some horns and some angel wings.*

I woke up and stretched my arms and wings as I got up and made the bed. The smell of bacon, coffee, and pancakes was being wafted to my nose, so I followed the smells. Though it felt like my feet never touched the ground. Must be my wings. I thought to myself.

Brendon was in the kitchen making breakfast. "It smells amazing in here!" I said, flopping onto the couch. He turned to say something but stopped as he saw me. "Where did you get those?" He said, trying not to freak out as he made the food. "A really, really good dream. Sarah said hi by the way...and Satan gave you these for "good behavior." I threw a pair of horns at him and they attached to his forehead. I laughed.

"What?" "Your forehead looks smaller with those on." Brendon shook his head and continued making the food as I flipped through the channels.

He set plates down at the table and I flew over. "Hey wait...how come I didn't get wings?" "God said he didn't believe in you, ironic right?" I giggled as I ate. Brendon ate with a face of confusion

Once we were done I had an idea. "Brendon? I have an idea..." he looked at me "oh boy.." "what if I dressed you in drag?" He laughed. "Why would anyone want that?" I shrugged.

Okay I remember making this part v smexual so...

"Don't worry, I am a fantastic outfit-maker-person-thing" I chuckled. Before he would protest, I began my process. "First the hair..." I began pulling at his hair gently. "Oh, I will have to touch you, should've said that before..."
A smirk grew on Brendon's face. "Don't be pervy about it, jeez." I said laughing.

I snapped and a wig was placed on his head. "Oh! We need to get rid of these." I said tugging at his horns. "Ow!" He said with a giggle. With another tug they were gone. "And now the makeup.." I began slightly rubbing his face. "This is weird." "And you licked. My face." I said chuckling. I stopped and clapped and he was wearing makeup. "Whoops, got the lips wrong hold on." I kissed him with a smirk, then clapped again. "There, now the outfit.."

I began feeling his chest for the top, adding "mhm" to almost every movement. "You're putting a lot of thought into this." "And that's very rare. now, the model needs to be silent, otherwise I can't work." I giggle. He rolls his eyes with a smile. "Now the bottoms...don't make it awkward." He held his hands up and nodded.

I started at his ankles and slowly worked my way up to his thighs, not saying anything. "This is cruel." Brendon said as I got a bit closer to his crotch. "It's only as cruel as you make it." I laughed. I got up and walked around Brendon. "Now the back..." Brendon gave me a look

"Oh c'mon, just let me work, I'm almost done!" He chuckled. I began feeling his back. "*cough* still sore*cough*" he said to me. I slapped him playfully. "Let me work!" He mumbled something that I could only assume was another remark. I felt his legs and when I finished I squeezed his butt quickly. "There all done! I have the perfect outfit."

Before he could say anything, I clapped and a cloud of pink dust appeared around Brendon. Once it was gone he was in a drag queen outfit (not going into specifics😂)

(I would be doing a disservice if I didn't include this picture😂😂)

I clapped my hands like a happy child. "You look amazing!" I laughed.

Okay i could literally make a whole dedicated to Val and Brendon...i might actually. Anyway, I'm gonna progress with the story😂😂

Bye nerds, smooches😅