I fucking saved you puny mortals(pt 1)
Alright. This one introduces another character that is half mine, half Brendon_Urie_87
(3rd person, because writing like that is easier.)
Plot: they're killing trump for world domination.
Enjoy!
"Tony, c'mere" Kyro beckoned Tony over to her monitor. He looked up and slowly walked over. "What?" "Sicko mode played instead of sweet victory." She giggled like a fucking maniac. "Well, I was hoping sweet victory would play, but buisness is buisness." Tony said, walking back to the couch.
Kyro rolled her eyes. "Oh come on, you'll get over it." Tony smiled "Whatever, anyway...what now?" Ky grinned wickedly. "We're going to...slice, an important. Orange."
<insert dramatic evil music, lightning and thunder, and a menacing cackle>
Tony stared blankly. "Mhm, so, what are we doing?" Kyro sank down in her chair, annoyed. "We're gonna save these stupid, "american", mortals and kill trump." Tony nodded in understanding.
"Now, the orange lizard invited me to this stupid ball or something...and I need a date." She looked over to Tony. He looked up, "okay, so..." "so what?" "Aren't you supposed to ask?" Kyro groaned and rolled her eyes. "Jeez, it's not that formal, now get some decent clothes on." Kyro seemed a bit flustered as Tony smirked and went to his room.
I'm not flustered.
Ky went back to her room and called for her sister. In a puff of pink smoke, lollipop (ack, don't worry it changes again) appears. "Hiya lil sis! Long time no see!" She giggled. "Yeah yeah, now I need you to help me pick an outfit." "Oooh, yeah I forgot you aren't-" Kyro shushed her and grinned her toothy grin. "An outfit, preferably a tuxedo."
"tuxedo. Yeah I know." Lollipop chuckled as the said that last part in unison.
Lolli started the process of figuring out sizes. She started with Ky's legs. She was getting closer to the crotch area when Ky was a little too hot and bothered to continue. She snapped and made herself a tux that was v tight. "I uh, thanks for almost helping lolli. See you soon." She stuttered a bit. Lollipop shrugged and saluted into a puff of pink smoke.
Ky went over to Tony's room and knocked. Tony was scrambling for anything formal but couldn't find anything. So he went to answer the door in nothing but his towel. "Oohkay then!" Ky covered their eyes and snapped. Tony was now wearing sweatpants. "Could you at least put on pants next time?" Tony shrugged and Ky rolled her eyes. "I've noticed that all you have is emo merch and ripped jeans." She studied his room.
Tony scratched the back of his neck. "Yeah..." Kyro snapped and Lollipop was back. "Well, that was what? A minute?" She laughed. Ky rolled her eyes, "listen, Tony needs some fashion advice." "Well pft, okay. My way of dress up is a little invasive-"
Tony was silent in shock. "Uhm, who is this?" Ky looked over, "Oh, this is Va...Lollipop, and she's my feminine sister, who has a heart and all that sxit." Tony nodded. "Oooh, so you're the nice one." Lolli laughed and Kyro pushed Tony playfully. "Anyway, the tux thing." Ky thought for a moment. "Ah, it'll be fiiine. Go ahead." Lollipop gave one last lookbefore walking over to Tony. "Alright, fair warning; I do have to get a bit...uh, touchy, in the nether region. I'll just, try not to take long- no that sounds weird...."
Lollipop rambled and Kyro huffed. "Just do it, and don't make it weird...er." lolli nodded and began, furthest away from the crotch, and slowly working her way down. She tried to make it the least awkward she could, and eventually sprung up. "There all done!" She clapped and Tony was in a suit.
"Thanks." He said, admiring it. Lolli smiled and snapped herself away. "Fuck, finally! Let's go." Kyro grinned.
(I'm sorry but this is gonna be a 2 parter (hopefully) I need to move on wit the story and my process is vslow😂😂)
Until next time! Smooches😘
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