ten rich teens.

one beach mansion.

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"Did you get into Brackenreid Prep?"

"No, but I did get into Roseway Private School."

"Oh, yeah, because daddy bought your way in!"

"B****, there is no where your daddy didn't buy your way into baked bread or whatever the hell you just said!"

-

"Oh, please, Roxie is nothing more than a dumb, blonde, bimbo bitch!"

"Oh, I did not just hear you talk about my bestie like that!"

"Guys-"

"Nathan, shut the fuck up!"

-

"Nathan, Elliot, how do you feel about being the only males here?"

"Uh-"

"I think we're gonna keep our hands where they can all see them."

"And, Nathan, how do you feel about being the only adult supervision here?"

"Oh, I think I'm going to go absolutely insane."

-

The Blackwoods

"Nathan-"

"-And Roxie!"

The Garcias.

"Just Cherry here. But, don't worry, I'm gonna be as annoying as I can get."

The Barclays.

"Hi, I'm Everest."

The Abbotts.

"Hello! Just Tiffany!"

The Alvarez Cabreras.

"I'm Aurora and I'm partly only here to promote products."

The Lowes.

"Hi, I'm the meaner Lowe."

"Hi, I'm the nicer Lowe."

The Carters.

"Just Crystal! And I think this show would be just as good if I was the only one here."

And the Blackwells.

"Hello, I'm Maryann!"

HELL IS A TEENAGE GIRL