Hedwig's staus: The worst thing just happened to me! Salazar found me in the girls' toilets and now I have no lollies to give to Harry! How will be able to stay in Harry's room if I can't keep the lollies for just one day?! (thinking: I better hope Dumbledore comes back soon so Fawkes can ask him if he can guard me from Salazar in the owlery. Otherwise I'm pretty much doomed...) 

Fawkes has joined this chat, which is not a good decison. 

Fawkes: Looks like your plan of stealing Salazar's-no, actually Draco's-sweets is not working. Which is your own fault because you put the location of where you were hiding on the internet. And I'm not living with you in the owlery with you until Dumbleore returns. I've got a new plan for you, but you'll have to figure out what it is, as I don't want Salazar or Draco seeing the plan. Why did you hide in the girls' toilets, Hedwig?

Hedwig: I thought that neither Salazar or Draco wouldn't  dare  enter a girls'bathroom!

Fawkes: Obviously you were wrong.  What did they do? At least you know not to hide there again! 

Hedwig: Well Draco just opened the door and literally threw Salazar across the room like a Quaffle and he knocked me right over! Then he snatched the packet of Chocolate Frogs and flapped his flimsy wings away! Plus, Harry, Ginny, and Norbert didn't come to defend me at all!

Fawkes: Tossing an owl towards another owl?! Not a nice thing to do to anyone! I'm telling Dumbledore!

Hedwig: He's an evil Slytherin, so I don't care if he gets beaten up! And what will Dumbledore do when he comes back? Give Draco a detention? No, he probably won't care either. 

Fawkes:I know he's malicious, but would you like it if someone was that mean to you?

Hedwig: Yeah- you're right. I wouldn't like it if someone said that to me. 

Norbert has joined this chat. 

Norbert: Hey guys, I want to have a chat with Malfoy. Do any of you know where he is? 

Hedwig: That idiot? You want to talk to him, for what? And why didn't you come to Hogwarts to give Draco and Salazar some poisonous bites yesterday? 

Norbert: I couldn't find a Invisibility cloak that would fit me. I'm just too big. I want to talk to Malfoy because his first name means 'dragon' in Latin but he doesn't have much to do with us. 

Hedwig: Alright then, talk to the dumb boy if you want to...

Norbert has left this chat to talk to Draco Malfoy. 

Ginny Weasley has joined this chat. 

Ginny: Sorry, Hedwig! Harry wouldn't let me defend you! He wouldn't let me out of the Gryffindor common room! He didn't want me to get injured.

Hedwig: Of course, he loves you more than me! Go away Ginny!

Ginny: Grumpy and jealous, are you? 

Fawkes: She's been that way ever since Salazar started attacking her. Hedwig is that way to me, too. 

Hedwig: Which is fair enough, I think! I just can't get the boyfriend I want! 

Draco Malfoy has joined this chat. 

Hedwig: Oi, Norbert wants to talk to you! You should be chatting to him, not us!

Draco: I could be your girfriend! (thinking: I'm just teasing her!)

Hedwig:You ignored what I said!

Fawkes: You actually ignored what Draco said, too!\

Hedwig: I thought you didn't like me, and you're not the boyfriend I want!

Draco: I'll be your girlfriend if Harry is so reluctant to be!

To avoid further embarassment, Hedwig has blocked Draco Malfoy from this chat. 

Hedwig: I hope he doesn't come back! Now I'm going to figure out your secret plan, Fawkes! 

Hedwig has left this chat. 

Fawkes: Wow, Hedwig has never blocked anyone, not even me, before! 

Ginny: Must have been really annoyed...

Ginny Weasley has left this chat. She is wondering how Hedwig feels about Draco Malfoy said to her. 

Fawkes has left this chat. He is wondering whether Draco will talk to Norbert or not.