SarcasticStroppySnowy's status: Are you excited that Valentines Day is here? I sure am because I'm going on a date with Magnus in the forest tonight and it's my hatchday, I'm 15! <3 Draco said he was going to ruin my date but isn't doing that anymore because I guessed his plan! Take that Draco! And have you noticed there's a new feature on this website- you can like or dislike other peoples' comments! :) 

3 people have liked this status. 

7 people have disliked this status. 

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SarcasticStroppySnowy: Hello, Magnus! I really enjoyed hanging out with yesterday. (Thinking: Why do 6 people dislike my status?)

I-Love-Hedwig <3 :Of course I am. Happy hatchday to you! Did you forget that we were supposed to return to Buckbeak's chat? I only remembered that now, and Buckbeak might get angry at me!

SarcasticStroppySnowy: I don't care who the other people got matched up to or if Buckbeak chases after us and tells us off. 

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : But I do! You know how pushy he was to Draco saying he must stay in the chat even though he didn't want to, and I'm not so keen on facing his anger. I want to hear who Buckbeak matched up the other people to, since they might be less fortunate than us!

SarcasticStroppySnowy: Alright, then. Let's stay away from Buckbeak and ask Harry what happened while we were away. I could go get him to talk to us. 

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : As long as you don't take too long, that's fine. Don't invite Draco or Salazar to this chat, will you? 

SarcasticStroppySnowy: Why would I do that for? You know how much I dislike them! 

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I-Love-Hedwig <3 : Woops, that was a stupid thing to say, I don't want to upset her on her hatchday. I wonder if Ginny is here, I'd like to talk to her. She'll back me up if any Slytherins come here.   

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Salazar: Ginny isn't here to back you up because she is my girlfriend now and I won't let her join this chat!

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : Looks like your keyboard's been fixed...AND YOU GOT MATCHED UP TO GINNY! GETTNG WEIRD

Salazar: YES,I really like her :D

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : GETTING WEIRDER STILL, 

Salazar: And Draco got matched up to Hermione. :) I am going to have a lot of fun teasing him!!!

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : THIS IS JUST TOO WEIRD, YOU LIKING GINNY!! THIS COULDN'T GET WEIRDER IF DRACO LIKES HERMIONE

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Salazar: Buckbeak matched Norbert up to this dragon called Tessa...but he can't meet her because Tessa isn't really in the forest, Buckbeak lied! As for Draco... he didn't react well to me taking over his computer and seeing what the hippogriff said...

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I-Love-Hedwig <3 : I wouldn't be too pleased if Buckbeak did that to me either! I feel sorry for Norbert, he didn't get a girlfriend while Draco did when he didn't want one!

Salazar: I hope that Buckbeak annoys Draco again!

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : Because you want either want him to be embarassed or Draco...

Salazar: ...to be with Hermione

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : Why, Salazar? So they can fight and argue relentlessly? And what about Harry? 

Salazar:Buckbeak didn't match up Harry to anyone, and he won't be happy to know that I've got Ginny now!

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : No, you don't!! Ginny has always loved you more than Harry-

Salazar: You have been right for once-

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : No, that's not what I wanted to say! I meant Ginny loves Harry more than you, I put the words in the wrong order!

Salazar: Did not! 

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : Did so! Ginny never really liked you, and you just like to think I deliberately put the words in the wrong order!

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SarcasticStroppySnowy: Buckbeak and Salazar are absolutely crazy! We never should have trusted him and joined that chat!

Lightning44: Yeah, I agree because now Salazar thinks that he is Ginny's boyfriend, which is incorrect, she is mine!! Buzz off Salazar!

Salazar: No, you're  NOT!

Lightning44: What an insolent owl you are! Look, Salazar, Ginny has loved me for a long time and you can't suddenly take her!

Salazar: I can do what I want! 

Lightning44: Huh, bet that Ginny dosen't like you back!

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SarcasticStroppySnowy: Let's block the idiot 

SarcasticStroppySnowy has blocked Salazar from this chat.   

SarcasticStroppySnowy: It won't be long before Draco- 

Lightning44: DON'T YOU DARE GIVE HIM IDEAS!

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : Haven't seen you that angry before, Harry!

Lightning44: She was about to say something that I'd hate Draco to see!

SarcasticStroppySnowy: But he wouldn't have been able to see it, since he's not here in this chat

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : But Draco can join at any time, remember!

SarcasticStroppySnowy: So can everyone else

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : I agree with you and Harry that Salazar and Buckbeak are not acting like their usual selves. 

Lightning44: I'm not sure how I'm going to get Ginny back from Salazar tonight, but I really want her back! Has anyone seen her or know where she is? 

I-Love-Hedwig <3 :Unfortunately, I haven't seen Ginny since Buckbeak's chat. I suspect she's hiding somewhere away from Salazar. Apologise to Hedwig please, it's her hatchday!

Lightning44: Oh yes... I forgot! Have a nice hatchday, Hedwig

SarcasticStroppySnowy: You FORGOT my hatchday?!

Lightning44: I was really worried about Ginny, so yes I did!

SarcasticStroppySnowy: You wouldn't forget Ginny's birthday, would you?    

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MaliciousMalfoy14: I last saw her near Myrtles' bathroom yesterday...OH NO I HELPED HARRY

SarcasticStroppySnowy: The last person we wanted here, after your stupid owl!

MaliciousMalfoy14: He's going mad over Ginny, it's not Valentines Day now is it...

SarcasticStroppySnowy: You'll be delighted to hear that it is 

MaliciousMalfoy14: Darn it, I don't have enough time for my secret plan! 

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : What sneaky secret plan?

  MaliciousMalfoy14 has left this chat. If he wants his secret plan to work, he will have to get on with Salazar. 

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : Hedwig you might have been wondering why 7 people disliked your status

SarcasticStroppySnowy: Yes I have. I don't get what's wrong with it!

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : It says that you love Draco

SarcasticStroppySnowy: What do you mean?! IT DOES NOT

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : Yes it does, have a look

SarcasticStroppySnowy:(looking at her status) NOW I REALISE THAT WAS ONE OF THE DUMBEST MISTAKES I HAVE EVER DONE! 

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I-Love-Hedwig <3 : Hey, you didn't have to suddenly leave! 

Lightning44: She'll come back soon

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : What do you think Draco's secret plan was?

Lightning44: I think he was going to steal the book you will give to her tonight 

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : No, not as simple as that

Lightning44: I really don't know what he was going to do,but you should probably still watch out for Buckbeak, Salazar and Draco in the Forbidden Forest with Hedwig. No students are allowed to go in there, so hopefully only Buckbeak will be there to annoy you 

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FlameSnout: Buckbeak is more ANNOYING than Salazar and Draco combined!! He told me that Tessa was waiting in the forest, I looked everywhere and I couldn't find her! I'm starting to think that Tessa isn't even a real dragon now!

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : Don't worry Norbert, Buckbeak's been real mean to Ginny and Hermione too! Tessa will be around somewhere, I'm sure of it. 

FlameSnout: No, she's either gone back to New Zealand or she was just a lie! Soon, I'm going to get Buckbeak and tell him just outraged I am!

I-Love-Hedwig: Be quiet, I'm not the person to get angry at!

Lightning44: I think that the other girls got a worse deal than you did. Buckbeak put Ginny with Salazar and Hermione with Draco!

FlameSnout: Yeah, they kinda did (not believing his own words)

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : Oh, don't be so upset

FlameSnout: Well, at least you have someone who likes you! I don't because everyone thinks I'm the grumpy, illegally raised dragon who bit Ginny's brother!

Lightning44: You were illegally raised and you did bite Ron, but you're not grumpy all the time

FlameSnout; Thanks for making me feel better! (being sarcastic)

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Lightning44: Long time no see for you, Fawkes!

FireFeather: I saw that Norbert, Ginny, and Hermione seemed to be rather upset today, and I wanted to help them out. And also I would like to wish a happy hatchday to Hedwig, even though she isn't here at the moment!   

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : She left to update her status a while ago, but she'll return soon. Sort Norbert out, please 

FlameSnout: Buckbeak lied to me yesterday, I'm really angry at him!

FireFeather: He lied to you? From what I know of him, he is usually quite a nice hippogriff... Before I can help you, Norbert, and the other people, I need to know everything that happened yesterday

FlameSnout: I'll tell you 

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : No, he didn't stay for the whole event, only Harry did so get him to do it

Lightning44: Me, Hermione, Magnus, Hedwig, Ginny and Draco joined this chat that Buckbeak set up-

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SarcasticStroppySnowy: Hey guys I'm back, and I've now updated my status! Hi Norbert! Hi Fawkes!

FireFeather: Happy Hatchday to you Hedwig! I have a present for you, and I'm not telling you what it is!

SarcasticStroppySnowy: Wow, really? You are so much better than Harry, he was dumb and forgot my hatchday! When can you give it to me? 

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : He is still here, Harry could see that comment

Lightning44: She used to love me, but not so much anymore! I must stay here to talk to Fawkes

FireFeather: That wasn't a very nice thing to say,Hedwig. I'll give you the present at Hagrid's hut tonight, alright?

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : She loves me a lot better now. Anyway, Harry, continue your story

Lightning44: -where he said who our matches were under the nickname NeighSquawk77. Except for Hedwig, Magnus and possiby Salazar, we all regret joining it now-

FireFeather: Wait, wait WAIT WAIT. You didn't say that Salazar was in the chat, and why would Draco be in this chat for goodness sake?

Lighting44: I'll explain now. Salazar was silly and made Draco join this chat. He even broke Draco's keyboard and took over his computer for a while, making him type in a very strange way!

FireFeather: Like what? 

Lightning44: LiKE ThIS1! 

FireFeather: Errr..okay

Lightning44: First he matched up Hedwig to Magnus, which is good because she already loves Magnus. Hedwig left to find him and didn't come back

SarcasticStroppySnowy: Wasn't bothered to come back, sorry

Lightning44: Then Buckbeak told Norbert that there was an Antipodean Opaleye in the forest called Tessa that would like to meet him.

FlameSnout: I left to find her and I didn't, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Lightning44: I was rather distressed when he matched up Ginny to Salazar instead of me. 

FireFeather: Surely not? 

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : It gets worse

Lightning44: Ginny quit straight away while Salazar stayed. After that he put Hermione with Draco! She also immediately pulled out of the chat and I was matched up to no-one!

FireFeather: Buckbeak should know that Gryffindors and Slytherins don't get on well!

I-Love-Hedwig <3 : I think he did it just to make us angry

FireFeather: Likely to be true, Magnus. I'll talk to him tonight. As for you, Norbert, stop worrying about Tessa and feel happy for other people!

FlameSnout: It might be really hard for me to do that, but I'll try 

FireFeather: Very good, Norbert. Now I need to talk to Hermione and Ginny, where are they? 

Lightning44: According to Draco Ginny was near the girls' toilets a while ago, though we shouldn't trust him

FireFeather: She wouldn't stay in there for so long! I have a good idea- me and Norbert could look for Hermione, while you, Hedwig, and Magnus could find Ginny!

Lightning44: Good idea, Fawkes. Let's go now!

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Salazar: You'll never find her...

Lightning44: I won't let you discourage me!

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QuetzalQueen: Ooooooooooooooooo, suspense...