Hedwig's Status: OMG guess what just happened!! I actually got the lollies this time, thanks to the help of Ginny, Harry, and would you believe it, Fawkes! Sure, I got chased into the Slytherin common room by Salazar, and then I flew off into the girls' toilets again, but, man, I managed to beat him! Isn't that awesome?! Take that Slytherin! (attacks another Slytherin banner, but in a victorious manner)

Fawkes has joined this chat. 

Fawkes: You weren't all brave! When Draco yelled "GET OVER HERE YOU STUPID GRYFFINDOR OWL!!" you screamed and sped off as fast as can into the hiding place you think is so wonderful! (Thinking: I know for sure Draco doesn't really like me)

Hedwig: Weren't you scared too? 

Fawkes: No, I've dealt with worse, and scarier, people, like Professor Snape.  He cut off some of my tail feathers when I had done nothing wrong! (sulks, just like Hedwig)

Hedwig: Why did he do that for? 

Fawkes: None of your business, he's a grumpy teacher. (thinking: Big mistake there. I know what she's gonna say...)

Hedwig: OMG you said "It's none of your business" AGAIN!

Fawkes: Yes, I know. Is OMG your new favourite phrase? I've got no idea what it means!

Hedwig: IT MEANS "OH MY GOSH" YOU DUFFER!!

Fawkes: Whoa, chill out! I really shouldn't have said all this stuff, okay? 

Fawkes has left this chat. He is not revealing what made Professor Snape so angry anytime soon. 

Harry Potter has joined this chat. 

Harry Potter has sent Hedwig a friend request. 

Harry: Hey, Hedwig! Did you notice any of the new features here?

Hedwig: Well I've got this friend request thingy from you on my page. You want to be my friend, don't you? 

Hedwig has accepted Harry's friend request. 

Harry: You're my owl, so I've just got to have you on my friend list! 

Hedwig: That's one of the nicest things you've said to me! And I'm not being sarcastic!

Harry: You think that is a great compliment? 

Hedwig: Yeah, I do. Fawkes said earlier that Professor Snape once cut off some of his feathers when he was feeling very grumpy. Why he was grumpy, Fawkes will not tell me. I get so annoyed when he does that!

GingerCatGal32 has sent Hedwig a friend request.

Hedwig: Who on Earth is GingerCatGal32?! That person just sent me a friend request!!

Harry: Another one of the new features. You can change your real name to a nickname if you want to-

Hedwig: Just tell me who this person is!

Harry: Be quiet, Hedwig. GingerCatGal32 is Ginny, not some random stranger. I'll probably be changing my name soon. What will yours be?

Hedwig: That's a relief that GingerCatGal is Ginny. I know exactly what my name will be- SarcasticStroppySnowy!

Hedwig has left this chat to change her name to SarcasticStroppySnowy.

GingerCatGal32 has joined this chat.

GingerCatGal32: That name is a bit long, don't you think?

Harry: I think she should take out the word stroppy. It sounds really insulting, especially when she's making that name for herself. 

GingerCatGal32: Hedwig's already gone to change her username, and it's her choice what she wants to rename herself. Has she given you the lollies yet?

Harry: You just reminded me of that! I saw her get the Chocolate Frogs yesterday, but she hasn't given them to me yet! I'll go find Hedwig and tell her that I want them now!

GingerCatGal32: You might have to find Hedwig by her nickname. I hope she hasn't eaten the lollies herself...

Harry: She never seemed interested in eating the lollies herself, and besides, owls would much rather eat real,live frogs than chocolate ones!

GingerCatGal32: Hedwig is a very unusual owl. She might be an exception to this rule,so you better be quick.

Harry Potter has left this chat to find out if Hedwig has eaten the Chocolate Frogs.

GingerCatGal32: I guess it's just me now. :(

Draco Malfoy has joined this chat.

 GingerCatGal32: What the heck are you doing here?!

Draco: You said you wanted someone to talk to, and I know exactly who you are. 

GingerCatGal32: Well I know exactly who you are too because you haven't changed your name yet! Bet it will be something really dumb. 

Draco: My name will be WAY COOLER THAN YOURS!! YOUR NAME SUCKS!!

GingerCatGal: What's wrong with my name? (Thinking: Oh, Malfoy. So annoyingly smug. )

Draco: GINGER CATS ARE STUPID

GingerCatGal: Fine, then. Get whatever dumb name you want!

Draco: Yes, I will. And poor Hedwig will be dead soon, after eating MY chocolate frogs!

GingerCatGal32: WHAT? They're poisonous and you still got furious at her for stealing the Chocolate Frogs that would kill you if you ate them? (Thinking: Maybe your mother is trying to poison you. :)

Draco: Poisonous to animals, but not humans. Bye Hedwig!!

GingerCatGal32: I'm not going to let Hedwig get poisoned from eating chocolate!! (Thinking: Should have just kept that in my mind)

GingerCatGal32 has left this chat to save Hedwig.

Draco: Oh man, the same thing has happened to me as Ginny and I bet someone will come around to tell me off. 

Lightning44 has joined this chat. 

Lightning44: So, now you're happy that Hedwig has stolen your chocolate because you think she will get ill and die from eating them. We haven't got any proof that Hedwig has actually consumed them, and she said she would bring them back to me!

Draco: Of course you, Harry, were coming to tell me off. 

Lightning44: I know I'm copying what Fawkes said here, but would you like it if I tried to kill your owl? 

Draco: Not really, but sometimes I really like would Salazar to shove off!

Lightning44: Why did you get an owl then? I thought you liked Salazar because he is good at fighting me, Ginny, and Hedwig. 

Draco: I didn't choose to get him, my father got the owl for me. I don't like having an owl follow me around all the time!

 Lightning44: You mean you don't even care about Salazar? (Thinking: You're so ungrateful!)

Salazar has joined  this chat. 

Salazar: What were you saying about me?

Draco Malfoy has left this chat to get a new name and get away from Salazar.

Salazar: I hope that Hedwig has eaten the chocolate. I'll never have to fight her again! (jumps up in excitement)

Lightning44: You'd be dead if you ate chocolate! And why haven't you changed your username yet?

Salazar: Well I'm not dumb enough to eat chocolate because I KNOW that it will kill owls! As for the new name, I like my name as it is.  I can't think of a better, fiercer, name than SALAZAR!!! What's Hedwig's new name? It won't be as cool as mine!

Lightning44: SarcasticStroppySnowy, she was going to change it to. A bit long, I think,but it suits her  personality almost perfectly. BTW, if you were really smart, you would have been in Ravenclaw!

Salazar: Slytherin is the second smartest house just after Ravenclaw. So I'm more intelligent than you!

Harry: I'm surprised you didn't say that Slythrin was the smartest house of all, but that is still very smug of you to say that you're more intelligent simply because you're a Slytherin.

Salazar: DON'T WRITE SLYTHERIN WRONG!!

Lightning44: It wasn't that bad, Salazar. Be glad I didn't write like Slytheriine or Slitherrin just to annoy you on purpose!

Salazar: You have really offended me now!!

Salazar has left this chat hoping that Hedwig has eaten the chocolate.