"What do you call it when a short person waves at you?"

"What?"

"A MICROwave."

"Don't mind I'm just getting my pan ready so I can bang your head."

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"Mhmm~"

"Stop moaning Jimin!"

"Wh-what? I'm not moaning?!"

"Yes, you are. You're moaning while eating my pancakes, you might make them perverted like you." Jin reasoned.

"Eh-?"

Jungkook was giving weird glances to both of his friends sitting in front of him, and also ignoring a drooling ghost standing near him.

"What is your problem?" He whispered.

"The pancake, it looks so...so...dreamy~"

"What!?"

"What's wrong Jungkook?" Jin turned his attention from his breakfast to him.

"Ah nothing Hyung, really!"

"If you say so." He shrugged and went back to gobble down his food.

Jungkook sighed in relief and went back to eating his food.

But then he felt a tap on his shoulder. He swiveled around and almost screamed when he saw a grinning Taehyung.

"What's with you guys scaring me?"

"I'm a ghost and-"

"That's your job right?" Jungkook cut of Taehyung before he could finish his sentence.

"Yes, how did you know?"

Jungkook meekly met gazes with Hyomi and Taehyung made an 'o' shape with his lips.

Taehyung shrugged and skipped his way to the main door. Before Jungkook could put his fork down and warn Taehyung, he had already left the house.

But not by opening the door.

He just casually passed through it as if there wasn't an obstacle.

Jungkook didn't know if he should be surprised or he should be scared.

"Is something wrong Kook?" Jin voiced his concern.

Jungkook was still shaken from the incident earlier so he didn't reply to the question. He couldn't even guarantee if he heard it or not.

"Must've been possessed by the ghost." Jimin snickered.

"Hush Chim."

Jimin nodded and began to eat his food while it was visible he was trying so hard not to choke by laughter.

Jungkook snapped out of his state and just stared into blank space.

"Kook?"

"Yeah Hyung?"

"Are you ok?"

"Y-yeah why wouldn't I be?"

Jin squinted his eyes and Jungkook felt a pressure building at the pit of his stomach.

"I know what's going around in here. I know what exactly you have been hiding Kook."

Jungkook nervously smiled and refused to open his mouth.

"I think I've got what's been happening around in here." Jin got up from his seat and started circling around Jungkook's seat.

If he were in a cartoon, then there would be sweat dripping from his head heavily.

"Stop hiding it now Kook!"

"I-uh...Hyung please don't get mad-"

"Mad? Why would I get mad? Why didn't you tell us you had constipation?"

What in the-

"That's why you weren't eating food and acting weird!" Jin clapped his hands and skipped around the table.

Jungkook's left eye was twitching.

"Y-yeah indeed. How did you know?" He acted surprised and decided to go on with the act.

"I'm a magician." He flipped his non-existent long hair.

"A fool." Jimin quietly corrected.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing." Jimin put his index finger and thumb finger together in front of his mouth and pretended to zip it.

"Nice."

"Anyway, if you need any medicines that will help you in pooping then let me know!" Jin winked as he took his plate to the kitchen leaving an overly confused Jungkook behind.

What just happened?

Hyomi gingerly nodded her head crouched down. Jungkook was staring at her as she duck-walked under the table and stayed there. His gaze never seemed to leave her as he continued to observe her stupid antics.

Ignoring the ghost under the table, Jungkook was about to pick up the fork when a head of a very familiar ghost appeared on his plate instead of the pancakes.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! GO AWAY GO AWAY!" Jungkook shrieked poking his fork into the head.

Jimin momentarily stopped eating, his mouth full of food making his cheeks looking puffier than before, eyes full of utter confusion and disgust.

"What the fuck Jungkook?!" The said man stopped stabbing the thing on his plate for a second. He looked down at his plate again to find a giggling Hyomi. Before he could react, Jimin got up from his seat, gave him a dirty look, and took his plate to the living room.

"I'm gonna lose my friends at this rate." He mumbled.

"You have me!" Hyomi punched playfully but Jungkook stayed still making her regret her decision of scaring him.

"Look I'm sorry okay?"

"I'm gonna go bald from this stress!" He cried.

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"What are these?" Hyomi asked as she randomly entered the room without warning.

Jungkook jolted up from his seat and the balls from his hand fell and rolled under the bed.

"There's something called knocking you know?"

"But what is the use if I can directly enter the room." Hyomi stated.

Jungkook rubbed his eyes in exasperation and exhaled loudly.

"What if I'm changing!?"

Now the ghost had a smirk on, "Then I seen would've one hell of a show."

Jungkook let out a frustrated groan and bent down to find his balls.

"What are you looking for?"

"Balls." He answered unenthusiastically.

"I knew you didn't had them!"

"What the fuck!?" Jungkook stuck out his neck from under the bed and looked at Hyomi in disbelief.

"You don't have balls-?" She said once again but this time it came out more like a question.

"Excuse me, I have balls and a dick too, I'm just looking for my Chinese stress balls!" He explained.

"Oh."

"Now help me!" He ordered.

"Why should I?"

"Because of you they rolled in there!"

"How even-"

"Help me okay?"

"Fine." She flicked her fingers and the bed moved to the side. Jungkook was gawking at the sight.

"H-How did you do that?"

"Magic doofus." She blew on her nails.

"Oh o-okay." He grabbed the balls and sat on the couch again. He watched as Hyomi flicked her fingers again and the bed was back where it was before. He tried not to let out a scream but a squeal escaped his lips.

"What was that?" Hyomi asked squinting her eyes.

"What was what?"

"I heard something."

"Your ears may be ringing." He reasoned.

Hyomi nodded her head. She was about to step towards him, but she fell into the ground.

Literally.

She went inside the ground and fell into God knows where.

Jungkook hurriedly went over to the site and examined it but wasnt able to find a hole or something like that.

Then how did she fall?

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A/N: More of a filler chapter cause we need to get the humor going on.