{EMILY}
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off and everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice
Listen up, biotch!

{CHERYL/WENDY}
I like

{EMILY}
Looking hot
Buying stuff they cannot

{CHERYL/WENDY}
I like

{EMILY}
Drinking hard
Maxing dad's credit card

{CHERYL/WENDY}
I like

{EMILY}
Skipping gym
Scaring her
Screwing him

{CHERYL/WENDY}
I like

{EMILY}
Killer clothes

{EMILY/CHERYL/WENDY}
Kicking nerds in the nose!

{EMILY}
If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

{CHERYL/WENDY}
Woah!

{EMILY}
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback

{EMILY/CHERYL/WENDY}
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store!
Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

{EMILY/WENDY}
Guys fall

{CHERYL}
At your feet
Pay the check

{WENDY}
Help you cheat

{EMILY/CHERYL/WENDY}
All you

{CHERYL}
Have to do

{EMILY}
Say goodbye to Shamu

{EMILY/CHERYL/WENDY}
That freak's

{WENDY}
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

{EMILY/CHERYL/WENDY}
If she

{WENDY}
Had her shot

{EMILY/CHERYL/WENDY}
She would leave you to rot

{WENDY}
Course, if you don't care, fine!
Go braid her hair
Maybe sesame street is on

{EMILY/CHERYL/WENDY}
Woah!

{WENDY}
Or forget that creep!

{CHERYL}
And get in my jeep!

{EMILY}
Let's go tear up someones lawn!

{EMILY/CHERYL/WENDY}
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store!
You gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store

{EMILY}
You can join the team

{CHERYL/WENDY}
Or you can bitch and moan

{EMILY}
you can live the dream

{CHERYL/WENDY}
Or you can die alone

{EMILY}
You can fly with the eagles

{EMILY/CHERYL/WENDY}
Or if you prefer

{EMILY}
Keep on testing me

{CHERYL/WENDY}
And end up like her!

{LOUISA}
Maryann, look!
Duke invited me to his homecoming party!
This proves he's been thinking about me!

{MARYANN}
Color me stoked

{LOUISA}
I'm so happy!

{EMILY/CHERYL/WENDY}
Woah!

{CHERYL}
Honey, whatchu waiting for-

{EMILY}
SHUT UP, CHERYL!
Step into my candy store!

{CHERYL/WENDY}
Time for you to prove you're not a lame ass anymore!
Then step into my candy store!

{EMILY/CHERYL/WENDY}
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store!