marvel bitches™
[the scarlet bitch, dead pietrhoe, big green angry guy and 5+ more]

talia;
im basically old now ¿

grandpa rob;
thanks, sweetheart, thanks

talia;
of course, grandpa, ur older
BUT im growing up i don't like it

sebby;
babe why are you all stressed out on ur birthday

the scarlet bitch;
*cue twenty on pilots*

dead pietrhoe;
shut up lizzie smh
tal you're still super young

talia;
hm
but i will be reALLY old by the time you finally introduce me to your secret girlfriend 🤔🤔🤔🤔

dead pietrhoe;
tALIA WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
you can meet leia soon we're taking things slow:-)

jer bear;
okay but in the time you've been "taking it slow" talia and seb have broken up like fourty three times, argued 500 times, made out a lot and spent so much time together it's gross

talia;
thanks renner
nOT

sebby;
ffs get out katniss

jer bear;
sorry what was that i can't hear u

talia;
for a second i got excited and thought that was a clint reference but then i realise hOW DIRTY THE MCU DO CLINTON FUCKING FRANCIS BARTON MY UNDER APPRECIATED LIL (DEAF) BABY WHO DESERVES #PROTECTION ALWAYS AND IM READY TO FIGHT ABOUT

jer bear;
weLL THEN

scarjo❤️;
babe you do realise u are a part of the mcu so slandering it is ??? dumb

talia;
it was to state my point scar sH

king chad;
i agree with talia

talia;
smh see chadwick is the only person whose opinion is valid to me so🤔fuck outta here if you don't agree🐀

mack attack;
i also agree

scarjo❤️;
i never disagreed i was just pointing it out !! x

talia;
anyway what we've learnt today is im basically an elderly person, clint deserves better™ and chadwick really IS king 😇

sebby;
shut up and come up to our room, tal, i have one last birthday surprise😌

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y'all what's it gonna be🤔
im in such a good mood toMORROW IS MY LAST DAY SKAJSGDS
elöise