Smexy captains

Ushijima

If someone is being a pain how do you tell then to stop being one

Kita

Fuck off you piece of shit

Oikawa

Stop it you prick and leave me alone

Terushima

Go suck a dick a whilst ya at it politely ✨️fuck off ✨️

Ushijima

I like that one
Y/n

Y/n

Si

Ushijima

Go suck a dick and whilst you're at it politely ✨️fuck off✨️

Y/n

I-
Teru I hate you

Terushima

ITS NOT MY FAULT HE GAVE NO CONTEXT

Kita

Wtf did you do this time

Y/n

I've done nothing

Terushima

Are you sure

Y/n

I'm not talking to you

Terushima

And as I said
HE SAID IT WITHOUT CONTEXT

Ushijima

You've done everything wrong

Y/n

Well guess what
FUCK OFF

Ushijima

NO YOU FUCK OFF

Y/n

BITCH GO SUCK A DICK

Ushijima

GO SUCK TERUSHIMAS

Terushima

Why I'm a being dragged into this

Y/n

Idk but I can't figure out if that's an insult or not

Terushima

I'm not complaining

Kuroo

GET A ROOM

Y/n

Anyway what did I do I've behaved this week

Ushijima

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU KNOW WHAT

Ushijima added Riku shima
Ushijima changed Riku shima to Riku

Ushijima

Riku

Riku

Yesssss Wakatoshi

Ushijima

Y/n

Riku

Bitch what did you do now

Y/n

Bitch
Bitch?
BITCH
I AINT NO BITCH HES THE BITCH

Ushijima

SHES MY GIRLFRIEND

Y/n

NO SHE AINT YOU FUCKING HEART LESS PRICK

Riku

Just ignore those two this goes on forever

Y/n

LIMP DICK

Ushijima

COCK SUCKER

Y/n

PRICK

Ushijima

WHORE

Daichi

It's okay who are you by chance

Riku

I'm shima I'm on y/n's team
And Ushijima's girlfriend

Y/n

NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO IT YOUR NOT

Ushijima

YOU'RE NOT HAVEING MY GIRLFRIEND

Y/n

WATCH ME BICTH

Oikawa

Oh hi again shim

Riku

Hiiii kawa

Ushijima

Riku no

Riku

Riku yes no pipe down and continue arguing

Ushijima

Yes Riku

Riku

Good boy now where was I oh yes
How have ya been hun

Oikawa

Great thanks for asking shim and you

Riku

Dealing with this shit
It doesn't stop

Y/n

Not my fault
HES A FUCKING SMALL DICKED HEARTLESS MOTHER FUCKER WHO STOLE MY WIFE

Terushima

Y/n calm down

Y/n

BUT HES
HES BEING A BITCH

Terushima

Babe hush

Y/n

...
How do I respond to that

Bokuto

Oh simple by GETTING A FUCKING ROOM
THE SEXUAL TENSION IN THIS GC IS TO MUCH

Kita

Agree

Riku

I like this man
Can you like transfer to shirarizawa until Wakatoshi leaves cause you shut that annoying mother fucker

Y/n

Shimaaaaa

Terushima

What did I say

Y/n

Fine

Ushijima

Finally you shut up

Riku

Don't you start to boy you're just as bad
Now shhh or a beat ya ass
Remember you may be taller but I will beat you

Ushijima

Fine

Riku

And no going into private messages to argue either

Y/n

Yes my love

Ushijima

Yes riku

Oikawa

Can we keep you in here just for these two

Kita

Please she makes me what to kms sometimes

Riku

Sweet don't do that you are to pretty for death

Kita

Thank you

Riku

Welcome bubba

Y/n

Oh shim we have practice in the morning Remember

Riku

Is it your practice or the coaches practice

Y/n

Mine

Riku

I'm sorry but I'm sick

Oikawa

HAHA

Y/n

I will make you do more laps

Riku

Bitch try me

Kuroo

They remind me of you and Iwaizumi Oikawa

Oikawa

Yeah I see that

Terushima

Mhm