Smexy captains

Kuroo

Ya know something

Bokuto

What is it

Kuroo

We all ain't seen each other in a while

Oikawa

True

Kuroo

And I found out there was a party going on tomorrow

Kita

Oh god no

Kuroo

So I was thinking we should all good and have some fun

Y/n

FUCK YEAH I LOVE PARTIES

Terushima

And we would get to finally meet you
Y/n

Y/n

Oooo I like the sound of this alot more

Oikawa

Wait we should invite the other gc we're on y/n

Y/n

Omg yesssss
I love that idea

Kuroo

?

Y/n

Don't worry it's safe
Ish
NOW
OIKAWA LETS GOOO

Oikawa

AGREE
BRB

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Pretty setter sqaud

Y/n

YO BITCHES PUT ON SOME HOT CLOTHES WE GOT A PARTY TO GO TO

Atsumu

FUCK YEAH LOVE PARIES

Y/n

THATS WHAT I SAID

Akaashi

Can you say that more calmly

Oikawa

So basically Kuroo thought it would be a great idea for all the captains to meet up and then I thought why don't we bring the setters along

Akaashi

And by that you mean bring us along to help control you captains from doing something stupid

Oikawa

Look we are on the same page

Semi

Idk if that sounds like a good idea or not
Especially with y/n

Y/n

What I'm not that bad

Semi

No you're not but the last time you went to a party you started dating your ex

Suga

The rapie one?

Semi

Yes the rapie one suga

Suga

Ohhhh okay
Yeah it's a smart idea for us to go along with you lot

Kenma

We don't have to go if we don't want to right

Y/n

No kenma you don't
You can say home we all know you hate parties

Kenma

Thank god

Kageyama

Cool not a fan of parties

Suga

Kageyama you've only been to one

Kageyama

And I hated it
So I don't go to parties simple

Y/n

Boring reason

Atsumu

Agree

Shirabu

Ik I don't get a choice I'm going

Semi

You bet your ass you are

Y/n

You know what I might bring shima

Shirabu

You should but just don't piss Ushijima off for crying out loud

Y/n

SHE IS MY WIFE NOT HIS HE CAN GO GAY AND GET SOMEONE
SHIM IS MINE

Oikawa

Someone care to explain

Semi

Ushijima is dating her friend and they both bitch about it

Akaashi

Oh so he doesn't have the emotional capacity to have romantic feelings
Who would of though

Y/n

BUT DID IT HAVE TO BE FOR MY ACE
NO
BUT HE FUCKING HAD TO

Yahaba

This is going to go on the entire time we are there isn't it

Semi

Yep

Shirabu

Yep

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Semxy captains

Oikawa

The setters are in

Bokuto

YESSSSS AKAASHI IS GOING

Kita

Do you guys have a gc for setter only

Oikawa 

Yep

Kita

Oh so that makes y/n a setter

Y/n

Sure does
Did we not discuss this when I first appear into this gc

Teru

Nah
But setters are pretty

Bokuto

That they are

Kuroo

Yes everyone expect Oikawa

Oikawa

OH COME ON SERIOUSLY THIS AGAIN

Kuroo

We will never call you pretty Oikawa

Oikawa

I feel offended

Kita

As you should

Y/n

I'm also bringing my friend shima as well causeee I don't wanna be the only girl there

Kuroo

Oh nah that's cool

Ushijima

Riku is going

Y/n

FUCK OFF AND KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY WIFE YOU HOME WRECKER

Ushijima

SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND YOU BITCH

Y/n

NOT IF I SAY SHE'S NOT SHE AINT
MY WIFE
GO BE GAY

Ushijima

SHES MINE NOT YOURS

Y/n

IS SO

Ushijima

IS NOT

Kita

This gc makes me want to kms I swear

Daichi

You aren't the only one
And stop making Ushijima swear it's werid

Y/n

Not my fault he's a HOMEWRECKER

Ushijima

And for the last time
SHES MY GIRLFRIEND

Oikawa

Semi and Shirabu were right they do bitch about this alot

Terushima

We're getting that all night aren't we

Y/n

Yes but only until I'm high enough to not give a shit

Terushima

Ahhhh okay
Wanna get high together

Y/n

Thought you'd never ask boo

Terushima

Chase Atlantic weed and us
We will have a good night tomorrow

Kuroo

Well that was oddly sexual

Bokuto

Yep

Terushima

WHY DID YOU READ INTO THE LIKE THAT

Y/n

I ain't complaining

Oikawa

Do not get a bf at this party
Remember the ex

Y/n

He was nice at the party

Ushijima

And how much of that making out

Y/n

... okay you've got me there but still

Oikawa

Please you've already traumatised Koganegawa with the last one

Y/n

I apologised for that

Kita

The fuck
How bad was the ex

Oikawa

You don't want to know

Terushima

Jesus christ

Y/n

He will not help you here

Kita

No one can help you here
Believe me I've tried