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Y/n

I'm baaaack~

Kita

What happened?

Y/n

A lot

Kuroo

Explain a lot

Y/n

Well good news I didn't get done for assault cause we kinda get stopped by Semi

Ushijima

What do you mean by kinda?

Y/n

...you sure you wanna know

Bokuto

Please tell

Y/n

Well in the end we locked her in the storage cupboard with the pedo of a carer taker we have

Oikawa

... how aren't you in juve

Ushijima

You are aware if anything happens to her when she is with that carer taker and she speaks yep will will go to prison for helping him

Y/n

... Do all of you think I don't think ahead with these sorts of things

Daichi

Yep

Kita

Definitely

Bokuto

Yes

Kuroo

Absolutely

Ushijima

With out a shadow of a doubt

Y/n

Have some faith

Kita

No

Bokuto

Anyway get back to the explaining

Y/n

Yeah so I did think ahead about that sooo it's actually Tendou in there not him Tendou just looks like him

Ushijima

Tendou looks nothing like him

Y/n

I put a wig on him some coloured contacts and make up

Oikawa

You will go to any lengths

Y/n

Yes I will 😊

Terushima

You are aware she can just report you to the police when she gets out

Y/n

I still thought a head

Kita

HOW YOU'RE AN IDIOT

Y/n

Hey I don't have common sense not knowledge

Ushijima

You sure ?

Y/n

...
You will be the next one in the closet Ushijima

Kita

What's with you and closets

Oikawa

Cause she's been in one form her parents for god knows how long

Kuroo

Closet baby

Y/n

Move away from the closet thing okay
Or the next thing you will see is a picture of my with a baseball bat

Kuroo

Ok fine
Now continue

Y/n

Thank you
Anyway I thought a head and when she comes out I can either
1. Blackmail her with the information I have on her from her past relationship
2. Blackmail her with the information I have on her past students
3. Blackmail her on the video I have
4. Blackmail her on the photos I have
And 5. Take her to the police for discrimination against the LGBTQ+ community

Bokuto

...

Daichi

Most of that is blackmail

Kita

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH DIRT ON ONE TEACHER !?!?

Y/n

Idk 🤷‍♀️

Terushima

Remind me never to piss you off

Y/n

I thought that was obvious