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2 hours later

Kita

You're a second year right

Y/n

Yes

Kita

How the fuck did you manage to do all that

Y/n

Simple just be annoying to teachers and hate a lot of people

Daichi

Jesus christ

Oikawa

She isn't a bad person tho

Y/n

Yeah am not a bad person

Ushijima

Agree to disagree

Y/n

Ushijima
IM NOT A BAD FUCKING PERSON

Ushijima

You made on of our teachers think they could fly and then told them she's died

Bokuto

How Did you manage that and why did you say she was died

Oikawa

On her behalf Miss Jin isn't that smart when it comes to life

Y/n

I printed out pictures of the sky and put them on the floor so when she came out of her room the sky was there so she thought she was flying then I told her for behind a concer that she was dead
Simple

Kuroo

... you and I have very different ideas on Simple

Daichi

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR

Y/n

She gave me an F

Kuroo

Really that's your reason

Y/n

She gave me an F on a "What I plan for the future "surveys

Kuroo

Ok I was proven wrong

Daichi

How did you manage to get an F ???

Y/n

I put I wanted to play volleyball professionally and that I would prefer to marry a girl

Bokuto

Then how jdid you get an F
There's nothing wrong with that

Ushijima

You do know Miss Jin is homophobic and she crushes people's dreams when it comes to sports or music

Y/n

...

Oikawa

I know what that means to Well

Y/n

I'm a get Rendou and a bat 😃

Kita

Why Tendou and why the bat ?

Y/n

Cause the bats to hit Miss Jin with and Tendou's bi

Kuroo

HA KNEW IT
PAY UP BOKUTO

Bokuto

Come on he totally seems pan

Y/n

Bye bye 👋

Oikawa

Bye don't get kicked out

Ushijima

She's going to get kicked out