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War time

More meme skits just cause

Ninjago
Seliel: Alright who broke the coffee machine

Zane: I did. I broke it

Seliel: You're too nice to everything to do that. Nya?

Nya: Don't look at me, Kai probably did it!

Kai: I didn't break it!

Nya: How did you know it was broken? Huh?!

Kai: It's right in front of us, broken!

Nya: Suspicious!

Kai: No, it's not!

Cole: If it matters Jay was the last one to use it.

Jay: I don't even like coffee!

Cole: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Jay: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cole!

Zane: Let's not fight over this. I broke it. Let me pay for it.

Seliel: No! Who broke it!?

Lloyd: Skylor's been awfully quiet this whole time.

Skylor: Have I now?!

Seliel: *in another room* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they'll have their gi's on and the electric chicken will be loose.

Seliel: Good, it was getting a little too calm around here.

HTTYD
Astrid: Now, who destroyed my weapons storage?

Hiccup: I'm sorry Astrid, I was use-

Astrid: No, you didn't. Ruffnut?

Ruffnut: Huh? Uh, no I didn't didn't do it, but, uh, ask Tuffnut.

Tuffnut: Uh, no I didn't destroy it.

Ruffnut: but how'd you know it was broken, huh!?

Tuffnut: Cause it's right there, can I go back to the boar pit now?

Ruffnut: Suspicious.

Tuffnut: You're right, it is! Wait, what's suspicious again?

Snotlout: If it's worth anything Fishlegs was the last one to go near it.

Fishlegs: You know I don't go near Astrid's weapons!

Snotlout: Oh really?! Then what were you doing walking around it?

Fishlegs: I needed to collect boulders for Meatlug!

Hiccup: Let's not fight over this. Astrid I can help you rebuild it.

Astrid: We're not doing anything Hiccup until I find out who did it!

Dagur: may I point out that Heather has been awfully quiet!

Heather: Really?!

Astrid: *walks away from everyone fighting* I destroyed my storage. It wouldn't open so I ordered Stormfly to get it open, not what I planned but decided to make the most of it. I suspect that in ten minutes they'll have their dragons out and war paint on their faces.

Astrid: Good, they were getting too comfortable.

My Little Pony
Starlight: Alright which one of you broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad

Sunburst: I did. I broke it.

Starlight: No, you didn't. Who actually broke it? Discord?

Discord: Well don't look at me. It was probably Trixie.

Trixie: That's The Great and Powerful Trixie to you, buster! But no I didn't break it.

Discord: How did you know it was broken, hmmm?

Trixie: Ugh! Cause it's right there broken!

Discord: Suspicious!

Trixie: No it's not!

Maud: If it matters Carter was the last one to use it.

Carter: No, I don't even drink that crap.

Maud: Then what were you doing by it?

Carter: *face goes red* I like to use the creamer in my hot chocolate.

Sunburst: Let's not fight over it, Starlight let me replace it.

Starlight: No! Who broke it?!

Discord: Well the CMC have been awfully quiet.

Scootaloo: Oh really!

Starlight: *teleports out* I broke it. It wouldn't work so I tried to use a spell on it, ended up breaking it. I suspect that in ten minutes they'll have war paint on their faces and the students will be involved.

Starlight: Good, things were getting a little too quiet without Twilight.

Expect more of these my dear followers. Peace out!

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