I once read this one shot (MCU) with chemistry jokes & pick up lines and it gave me this idea.🎉🎊 Peter isn't wearing his mask as Norman knows who he is.
       I still don't own marvel. 😔

Today was going to be an interesting day for the heroes of S.H.I.E.L.D Academy. Because without them knowing Norman Osborn managed to visit the academy.

                 The break of line

All the heroes were in one of classrooms talking. Well, almost all of them. Spiderman was busy in a soundproof lab with Doc.C and Norman.

After last time,
~which included an agent with green skin for a week, the trees of New York flashing neon colors, radioactive nuclear waste in one of the S.H.I.E.L.D cleaning closets, and the hallways exploding with pink confetti that had science puns~
everyone decided to leave them alone in their labs and to put said labs on lockdown.

                  #linebreaky'all

The other teens were having a great time relaxing. Keyword were. Let's just say, a certain some-bucket got the lot of them into some trouble that involved 10 cans spray paint, 36 walnuts, 3 concussion grenades, and a loaf of bread.

Needless to say, Fury wasn't pleased. The teens were just glad their leader, or Connors, or Harry's dad weren't there. Or else their getting yelled at would involve a lot of disappointed stares, formulas, random bursts of science rants (that may spell some strong language) like last time.

"Atleast we didn't burn the computer room or unleash an orange puma in the kitchens like last time." the human rocket (read:bucket) muttered under his breath.

"You did WHAT ?" if you guessed Fury said that, your correct. Said director then heard a knock on his office door and in stepped the 3 mad chemists of S.H.I.E.L.D

"Oh no" Scarlett whispered. And my dear reader, we both know that when Ben is scared it's a good time to run to the bunker. Or grab a bag of popcorn and watch the spectacle unfold.Where were we ? Oh right, the part with the 3 mad chemists.

"Fury, we are out of lead in the labs" Connors stated. Cue head banging on the desk. "Connors, Osborn, Parker, I've told you I don't have any lead in my office."

"Well I smelt some" argued our favorite wall-crawler "And my nose is never wrong when it comes to this".

Norman nodded,"I have to agree with Peter on this one director, and we all now you are always prepared"

Let it never be said these three weren't a formidable trio. A spider mutant, a 'reptilian' inventor, and the CEO of a company rival to Stark Industries. And they also had solid reasoning.

Back at Fury's office, the director reached under his desk and pulled out a jar of something. The heroes guessed it was the lead they were talking about.

Wasting no time, Fury tossed the jar to the 3 geniuses. Spiderman grabbed the jar and proceeded to unscrew the lid before, to everyone's (except Fury and the other chemists) suprise pulling out a spoon, scooping up some of whatever was inside and eating it.

Triton whispered to Kay-zar,"I thought human lead was inedible ?" while the rest proceeded to freak out when Norman and Connors joined Peter in eating the 'lead'.

Then Harry and Amadeus looked at each other like something finally clicked. "Are you eating peanut butter ?" Cho asked.

"Well duh, we weren't going to eat real lead, after all, we may be mad chemists but we are relatively sane. I think." Connors replied.

"How are peanut butter and lead connected ?" Flash asked. "For once, I agree with him" Ben added.

Miles piped up "All I know is that Pb stands for lead."

"Oh, I get it. The chemical name of lead is Pb, which also stands for peanut butter. Am i right ?" Doreen (Squirrel Girl) said.

"Calcium" the 3 resident chemists exclaimed happily.
On seeing the questioning looks Peter added "The chemical name of Calcium is Ca which we decided to use instead of saying 'correct answer'."

By now Harry was seeing his dad in a whole new light. As if reading his mind (more like the expression on his face) Norman faced him and said "I do have a life outside the business son. When you take over the company you too, will see that you need friends with your level of intellect in your chosen field."

"Wait ............ we left the HCL near the H2O and NA unattended !! Let's go before it blows up the lab !!" Spidey suddenly cried.

"Iron Uranium Chromium Potassium !" Connors muttered.

"Should I come ........." Amadeus began before all three chemists simultaneously cut him off saying "Sodium, we want to see what happens" with an unnerving glint in their eyes.

It was official. S.H.I.E.L.D's best scientist, agent and ally were crazy and/or insane.

As the deadly chemistry club ran to see how big an explosion could be caused by Sodium, water, and hydrochloric acid mixing together unsupervised, everyone looked at Cho.

"I'm assuming that means no ......." said the kid genius before realizing something and smiling.

The others may not realise it, but those three are like the 3 chemicals. Spidey is as unpredictable as Sodium, Norman is like water, which makes Connors the hydrochloric acid.

🎊The end 🎉
I had fun writing this. I'm a chemistry nerd. Comment if you get why the 3 are like the chemicals.

Also, this is prime prank material. If someone asks you what you want to eat, then you could say lead sandwich when you actually mean peanut butter.

Later gals, pals, and all others
-Phsycic out !