(hehehe, this is gunna be cute as frick-)

Jack was walking home from his mission, tired, his muscles sore and his clothes soaked with the smell of gore and blood. He kept his eyes ahead of him, focusing on one thing as he made his way back to the mansion.....Aero. His sweet, precious girlfriend.....he loved her more than anything or anyone else in the world.

Then, he noticed movement out of the corner of his eye. Freezing, he made himself completley still....then, his head slowly turned to see....

A grasshopper.

A big green grasshopper. Just sitting on a rock like he owned the place.

Suddenly, Jack got an idea. Maybe he could give it to Aero as a little gift! She liked bugs....right....?

Making sure to move carefully, the male curved his hands into a cup shape, walking over to the insect slowly and inching his hands towards it.....and then....he shot his hands out and lunged towards it....

But the creature had escaped, disappearing off to somewhere. With a soft sigh, the killer stuffed his hands in his hoodie pockets, his feet scraping the earthen soil as he trudged home sadly, defeated by a bug.

As soon as he opened the front door, he was flung to the ground by a smaller female, who gripped him tightly as she cooed "Jack!!!!!"

Managing a small smile, for Aero always made everything better, he replied with a soft "Hey, baby..." as he gripped her back, nuzzling her hair gently

Aero tilted her head, scooting off of him (and away from his grip) and sitting on the floor as she looked at him "Is...something wrong?" she asked slowly, seeing the sadness in her boyfriend's facial features. 

EJ let out a long, exaggerated, drawn-out sigh, explaining the whole tragic ordeal he went through on the way home

During the sad tale, the female played with a strand of her hair, staring at the wall like she was in a trance...and as soon as the last word he said was out, she stood up without another word, running towards the door "stay here!" she hissed as the dame ran out the front door, slamming it closed behind her.

5 minute time skippo brought to you by Ben chasing his one true love around the mall-

Jack was laying on the ground during the time Aero was gone, feeling cold and lost without her...and hungry. Maybe he could go get a snack soon, if she wasn't back in another minute or so....

Bursting in through the door was none other than AeRo- the female had her hand curled up into a loose fist as she grinned widely at Jack, her extra hand closing the door behind her "Hey, sweetie, I got something for ya~" she cooed softly, her face lighted up with happiness.

The male flew up in a flurry of gray and blue, moving closer to his girlfriend expectantly "What is it?" he asked quickly, smiling just like Aero was.

Aero pressed something into his hand, making him curl his fingers into a loose fist just like the one she was doing a moment ago. He jumped slightly as he felt something press against his hand. Slowly opening his gray hand just a tad, he saw.....a grasshopper?????

"OHMYGOSHTHISISSOAWESOMETHANKYOUSOMUCHAERO!!!!!" he yelled, his face practically lighting up with excitement "Wait here!" he said quickly, racing out the door.

Aha, so the roles have been reversed....

After a moment or two, Eyeless Jack strode into the mansion calmly "Hey, Aero, guess what I did?" he chuckled, a grin showing over half of his teeth.

"What?" she asked curiously, tilting her head in response, taking a step or two so that she was closer to him. Without saying anything, he pressed something into her hand. Giving the male a confused look, she peeked into her hand and saw it was....

"jack, honey...isn't this the same grasshopper I just caught you?" she asked with a smirk, cocking a brow as she bent down and let the insect jump out of her hand, making Jack let out a small cry of protest. Slender would surely kill her if he ever found out she let a bug loose in his precious house.....if he found out.

Jack watched as the bug hopped off, suddenly wrapping his arms around the girl and drawing her closer to him "No...." he obviously lied "It was a different one....."

Laughing softly, Aero leaned into his warm body "Alright....I appreciate it, baby." she muttered, draping her arms around his waist.

EJ grinned happily and buried his face into her hair, hugging her even tighter, if that was even possible "Anything for my darling~"

"....Hey Jack...?"

"Yup?"

"I can't breathe. Can you maybe let go of me, just a little?"