So uh...where should I start...so okay I went to Boston in order to see if i could get any information about the infinity crystals instead I got named Boston's hero. They even put it on the billboard

I'm not gonna lie..I kinda liked the attention a bit and for once i wasn't being called a menace,I even got the key to the city.

And I'm not gonna lie things were cool and than I met the guy who convinced the mayor to name me Boston's hero. And he's only 13. His name is Ollie Osnick. He wanted to be my sidekick and he even named himself Webby,like the ducktales character,but I told him no..because he has no powers and I don't want nothing bad to happen to him

Yeah...he didn't take it well...and a few hours later I was attacked by Jacob's knockoff wanna be who called himself Steel Spider.

And of course he had his own bad guy group and in a Incredibles plot twist,Ollie was the steel spider

I really pulled off an incredibles didn't I? Also help

-Parker Romanoff Signing Off