-Child-

"Why don't I have a dad?"

"My mom saids I should be proud that I'm smart,but I'm not proud..."

"I...uh..I got punched...."

"No,no! Don't tell mom! I'll be in so much trouble!"

"Be honest,I'm a dork"

-Teen-

"Well I am a wallcrawler"

"That's a typo,the bugle misspelled hero"

"It's okay! I'm okay!"

"I don't need weapons to beat you! I got my rad skills!"

"Boo,I'm spider ghost"

"Is it to late to fight the small guy?"

-Adult-

"I. NEED. COFFEE!"

"Hey uh...could you watch my kids please?"

"Help!! I lost my son!!"

"Mess with my kids and you'll see what will happen"

"I don't remember my back hurting this much...."

-Parker Romanoff Signing Off