"I-I'm Peter by the way"

"Hey Everyone!"

"I'm sick of everyone treating me like a kid!"

"Wait a minute...you guys aren't the real Avengers"

"I've got to go"

"I can't make it...something came up"

"What? No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody!"

"What the hell just happened?"

"I just wanted to be like you..."

"But I'm nothing without this suit!"

"You missed! You didn't even hit me!"

"None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me!"

"If you even cared, you'd actually be here"

"No, Spider-Man isn't a party trick! I'm just gonna be myself"

"I'm not old enough to drink"

"Yeah the bugle misspelled hero"

"That's uh, that's all on YouTube

though, right? I mean that's where you found it. 'Cause you know that's all fake. It's all done on a computer"

"When you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen, they happen because of you"

"I'm Spider-Man,not Spider-Teen"

"What if...what if I'm not a good leader...?"

"Look..I can't always be expected to lead"

"So....you guys from Jersey?"

"What? I can't make a joke during the craziest thing to ever happen? That's how I cope!"

"You just had to ruin game night"

"I don't need weapons to beat bad guys,I got my rad skills"

"Oh thank goodness,we were so dead"

"I see what you're doing.You're doing that whole sinister talking in the third person thing"

"Don't you dare insult the awesome space odyssey known as Star Wars!"

"The Juveniles and Avengers...they're my true family"

-Parker Romanoff Signing Off