Below is a bunch of starters from comics

"Of course,I would be attacked by a giant robot!"

"Thanks Matchstick!"

"Uh-uh! No way!"

"I didn't do anything!"

"Now let's everyone just calm down and-whoa!

"Ow! I'll give a web-shooter to the first person who tells me what the hell is going on.."

"Really?? You really though that??"

"Guys,get out of here!! She has kablooie powers!!"

"Well,now I'm awake. Ugh what next?"

"What?"

"This...Mysterio dropped it. And by dropped it,I mean it broke off his armor during my kick of his ding ding"

"I--uh--don't watch a lot of tv. I have webs"

-Parker Romanoff Signing Off