Below are a bunch of starters from comic books

"Flunking Won't help"

"You're going to say something more insulting?"

"Oh My God. Have I been hit?"

"And your hair...won't magically come...into fashion"

"Presenting...my foot!!"

"I think I need to lie down"

"But nobody's grading me right?"

"I...don't follow her on Facebook"

"Badump dump"

"He--he redesigned my web shooters"

"Okay. Ow! I am bleeding bad now"

"I gotta go"

"Come on....come on genetically altered spider that bit me.."

-Parker Romanoff Signing Off