*walks on stage holding a mic*

Me: Hey guys!

*crowd buzzes murmuring*

Random guy#1:Hey isn't this on hold?

Randon girl#1:Yeh it says it right next to the name!

Random girl #2:Leave us alone non updater

Me:I said hey! *screams over the talking people*

Random Girl #3: Hey!!!!*waving rapidly*

Me:*Smiles*

Random Girl #3: So...whens the next update...?

Random Guy #1: Yeah when is it..?

Me:Well if you let me finish..maybe you would know
*faces camera* Hi I'm WriterQueen of Wattpad368 news here we have our guest star Madea!*spotlight shines on Madea*

Random Guy #1:Doesn't she like um hate you?

Random Girl#1:Yeah she-

Random Dude:Where's STEWIE ?*cranes neck*

Random Girly:OMG!Why is she tied to a chair!!!??

Random Girl #3:That apple in her mouth ew!Red is totally not her color!*takes pic of tied up Madea posting it Instagram #Redisntagoodadea*

Me:*sighs deciding to get to the point**clears throat* Its almost thanksgiving and well I'm thankful for y'all!So updates are coming your way Thanksgiving day!