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"Jungkook!!" You screamed as the demigod and the grandpa went crashing to the ground.

Several people nearby let out small cries of shock and watched on with huge eyes.

You sprinted over to where Jungkook seemed to be wrestling the poor old man. "Bad Jungkook!" You reached him and began yanking at his shirt in vain. "Get off him!"

The old man was surprisingly spunky and kicked at his volatile inky haired assaulter. His straw hat had fallen off, revealing the pruned face contorted with rage underneath.

Said inky-haired young man released a long flow of curse words and curses in general as the grandpa's nails raked down his arms, drawing blood.

More people were beginning to stop and stare at the entire scene. Desperation began lacing through you. This was the exact kind of thing that went viral on the internet: a two hundred pound man throttling a tiny old patriarch who was just trying to feed some ducks bread crumbs.

"Jungkook, people are watching! Release!" You whisper-yelled at Jungkook desperately.

The son of Poseidon paused for a few seconds, enough to see the onlookers. A few of them were starting to produce phones to video the whole thing.

With one last curse, Jungkook hauled the still kicking little man over his shoulder Neanderthal man style with one hand. The other hand he reached and grabbed you.

"Wait, what are you—"

You didn't have time to finish your question before Jungkook's muscles bunched and then he leapt... straight towards the pond.

You couldn't remember if you screamed or not. All you remember was seeing the surface of the pond rushing up to meet you while feathers flew as ducks squawked in surprise and scattered out of the way. Then the impact of cold water washed over you.

Darkness filled your vision. The iciness of the water seemed to seep under your skin and slowly fill your veins, making your blood slow down into sludge.

So this is how I die, you thought detachedly. Because Jungkook assaulted a grandpa in the park and then dove into a pond as an escape plan.

Just as you felt your lungs beginning to burn with lack of oxygen, a sense of rushing upward seized your body.

And then light exploded across your vision as you felt yourself break surface of water. Or more like, felt yourself being hurled out of the water and onto hard, tile floor.

"OW!" You couldn't help but cry out as your head connected against the tiles.

You scrambled into a sitting position, vigorously wiping away the dripping water from your face as you tried to understand where you were.

You were in a foreign bathroom was the first thing you registered. Your clothes were soaked through and through and dripped onto the pale ceramic tiles under you. Sharp pain throbbed in your skull where you'd hit your head.

The next thing you registered was the sound of the toilet behind you flushing. You turned just in time to see Jungkook, with the old man from the park still locked in his arms, exploding out from the toilet.

You screeched in surprise and rolled out of the way in the nick of time as Jungkook's heavy body slammed onto the ground where you'd been seconds before.

"Release me!" The old man was howling, ineffectively trying to pry Jungkook's powerful muscles off of him.

Jungkook leapt to his feet triumphantly. "I finally caught you, little bastard!" He gloated at the sopping flannel mess at his feet.

"Are you out of your mind?!" You burst out at Jungkook. "What part of asking the old man 'nicely' did you not understand? And how did we even get here? Please don't tell me we came from... the toilet." Your tirade faltered as you stared at the toilet in disgust.

"How dare you—" the old man began sputtering but Jungkook silenced him quickly with a vicious kick to the shoulder.

"Jungkook!" You gasped in horror.

You made a move to rush to the side of the elderly man but Jungkook caught your arm quickly and yanked you back. "Don't go near it," he said in a low growl.

"What...?" You trailed off as the old man before you began to change.

The wrinkled face seemed to contort and morph into something hideous, the bright eyes all but glowing a reddish color. When the old-man-who-really-wasn't-an-old-man-anymore grinned, the lips pulled back to reveal rows of sharp little teeth.

You stared in horror at the new twisted figure before you. Little horns sprouted from the creature's head and its ears became long and pointed. "What is that?"

"A satyr." Jungkook gestured to the creature's feet. You didn't know if you just never noticed before but now that you looked at the overall-covered legs you could see that the creature didn't have feet but rather little hooves. "It serves Athena and her daughters, carrying out their dirty works. It serves my crazy ex at the moment. It's the one who tricked me into seeing my ex, who then cursed me."

You couldn't help but cling tightly to Jungkook as the creature, satyr, began making horrid snarling noises and bared his little needle-sharp teeth at you. "Come over here, pretty girl," it catcalled.

And to think you thought it was a sweet little grandpappy.

"Shut up." Jungkook stepped forward. "You don't get to talk to her. You'll be answering me, understand?"

The satyr sneered at Jungkook. "Or what?"

Jungkook just glared daggers at the creature. If looks could kill the satyr would've been dead tenfold already. "Y/N, hand me the Blender."

Before you could tell Jungkook that you didn't happen to walk around with a blender everywhere you went, the satyr blanched, vicious teeth disappearing behind a frown. "What's a blender?"

Jungkook grinned evilly. You imagined that was the grin Satan gave right before God booted him out of Heaven. "The Blender of Certain Death," the son of Poseidon sibilated. "It tries to eat you and suck your soul out into oblivion!"

It took all your willpower not to face palm.

"You either answer my questions, or you get The Blender of Certain Death until you start talking," said Jungkook menacingly.

The satyr looked genuinely terrified now. "S-sir..." it mumbled more respectfully.

"Who sent you?" Jungkook folded his arms, setting his jaw.

At that the heinous grin was back, teeth flashing. "Who do you think, son of Poseidon?" It cackled. "The same one who left that endearing note and crocus petal for you."

You couldn't see Jungkook's face, but you saw the way his shoulders tighten slightly. "You're the one who put the note there?"

"Did you like it?" The satyr sneered. "Unfortunately you were smart enough to realize what was happening in the nick of time. But she won't stop there Jungkook until you surrender."

Good grief! What the freaking heck did Jungkook do to this ex to make her so mad??

"What does she want from me?" Jungkook rumbled. "What does she want me to surrender?"

The satyr grinned. This grin was just plain evil and probably would've made the Devil himself shudder. "Take a wild guess."

Jungkook didn't even hesitate. "My soul," he said flatly. "She wants my soul."

The satyr's grin widened. "She's closer than you think, Poseidon's son. She's probably watching you right now."

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