literally the ultimate headcanon book because there's gonna be like 5 per character or something.

Tell me your own headcanons in the comments if you want lmao

Everything under the sun from music to sexuality headcanons. Most of the sexualities are canon though

✨⭐Charlie:

- listened to taylor swift once and is now a semi-swifty.

- bisexual (canon)

- despises her demon form and cannot control when it shows, which makes her have to control her anger.

- would get so excited when Lucifer  allowed her play with his expansive collection of ducks.

- desperately wanted to be like her father when she was older, before she knew about him being a fallen angel from Heaven

- raised KeeKee from kittenhood, as she used to roam around Charlie's home as a child. She was still the key, just was more in her cat form during Charlie's childhood.

🟣⚪Vaggie:

- used to have a very big appreciation for Lute. Like she has a crush. Very awkward around her because she knew Lute was superior.

- has a Charlie body pillow (don't ask)

- sapphic (actually not sure if this is canon-)

- listens to Laufey and Beabadoobee (I don't know 😭😭)

- prefers to keep her favourite shows and movies and hobbies private from everyone, including Charlie.

- when going out with Charlie, she likes to dress up over-the-top, with silver necklaces and rings and bracelets that charlie had made or gotten her over the years.

💗💗Angel:

- fell for husk first,

- has a picture of him and Husk on his wall, but still refuses to believe it's anything but friendship.

- gay (canon)

- has a squishmallow collection

- totally listens to Melanie Martinez (has every vinyl and streams every song)

- Hated Fat Nuggets for the first week he got him, as the pig decided to break everything he owned.

🐾🍺Husk:

- fell for Angel harder.

- has a fascination for moving lights. Once, the chandelier in the parlor moved a little and he was staring at the light's reflections for a solid hour.

- can make drinks for everyone as soon as they walk into the hotel. Knows how they're feeling no matter what.

- pansexual (canon)

- doesn't like going out to do things, prefers to stay in the hotel. He likes it there.

- has a phone, but doesn't know how to use it because he's a crusty old ass man

🦌♦️Alastor:

-isn't too great at cooking because he prefers raw meat over cooked food (except for any of his mother's recipes)

- cannot fathom the feeling of affection and love and so when he has a crush, the first thing he does is yell out how much he loves them.

- had to get everyone's sexualities explained to like a child because he's stupid and didn't know what being gay was

- asexual, straight (I don't think he's aroace personally I think he's just ace)

- "Charlie, dear, what is bisexuality?"

- prefers to keep his distance from everyone, but is slowly warming up to Charlie. He's allowed himself to hug her once.

🐜🧹Niffty:

- has a seperate room on the top floor of the hotel where no one ever goes where she keeps her concerning things - body pillows and obscene drawings and shit

- speak fluent Japanese when talking to people because she knows they cannot understand her and loves to cause chaos.

- straight ally (canon)

-will watch you in your sleep

- does that thing cats do when they chase lasers because she's just a little quirky

-loves being the only 'straight' one in the hotel because she thinks It makes her special

- has an extensive skin care routine

- listens to k-pop

🐍⚙️Pentious:

- used to be allergic to cats when he was alive, but finally realized he wasn't in hell and could have a good relationship with KeeKee.

- if you confessed to him about feelings, he would so not know how to respond and just would thumbs up you

- bisexual (canon)

- whenever he has a crush or something similar he always denies it instantly and thinks of it as a good friendship

- if doulingo was a thing and he had it, he'd have an unnecessarily long streak (like 5 years or something)

- wanted to grow up to be a doctor when he was alive, but settled for nursing instead before getting into engineering & steampunk stuff

🍒💣Cherri:

- adores dogs, totally the golden doodle of the HH world.

- used to have lots of dogs before she died, now she has a bunch of Quieves instead (HB reference 🔥‼️)

- bisexual (canon)

- prefers to keep her shows and movies private, like Vaggie.

- gets along with Vaggie quite well, despite their obvious differences.

- likes to bet on the most random shit known to man because she likes taking risks

🌹🥀Rosie:

- adores cats. An absolute cat lady with like 5 different ones.

- "but dear, I don't have an orange cat yet! I need to complete the collection!"

- if she was a high school student, she'd so be the leader of a club or group of students.

- likes to dress up for unnecessary things like just going out for the day to go shopping

- demisexual/demiromantic (headcanon)

- once she lost her cane, she was distraught for like a whole week until she realized it was just hidden in her closet.

💙📺Vox:

- when he glitches, it hurts him a ton. He hates it.

- despised his hell form for like a solid year before he realized he can't really change it and embraced it instead.

- bisexual (canon)

- wifi prevents him from doing things like road trips as his screen will just say 'data lost' over and over again with a loading symbol

- if you say 'hey Siri' to him, his screen turns into the Siri thingy and he has to answer any question you give him. Vel once asked him if he was in love with Alastor and 'Siri' answered yes. She still teases him about it.

- if you confessed your love, he would so start hitting on you in the worse ways possible even if it makes him look like a pervert

- very much glitches out when you flirt back at him because he isn't used to affection back

👗🪡Velvette:

- when she's at home she wears a reslly baggy sweater and booty shorts because why not

- has a very terrible relationship with Val because she always makes fun of him and gets him in trouble with Vox for fun

- has a pack of Quieves that Vox gifted her after she whined for them. There are always around 4 missing around the Vee Tower

- asexual panromantic (headcanon)

- has the second lowest floor in the tower. It goes Vox at the bottom, Vel in the middle, and Val at the top.

- "How dare you talk to me wearing that- get out of my sight!"

- her guilty pleasure is that she listens to 80's songs

🤮🤮Val:

- a bitch (wait that's not a headcanon that's true-)

- I don't feel like thinking about him so he has no headcanons other than 2

- pansexual (canon)

- he got Fat Nuggets when he was a piglet, but nearly killed him in a fit of rage before giving him to Angel instead.

🍎💛Lucifer:

- started his duck collection before he was banished from Heaven

- has severe social anxiety

- 'golden retriever' boyfriend

- queer, debating on if men are hot 🔥 (not canon, pretty sure he's straighr- but I like one-sided Radioapple a little)

- such a vibe in the weirdest situations

- thought Charlie was a lesbian but then she came out as bisexual and he was so happy and supportive- he then ended up covering his room in bi flags and pride stuff.

🎸🎸Adam:

- will talk with Lute in detail about his night every day

- secretly thinks of Lute as his bestie pookie but won't admit it because he's a strong tough man who doesn't need a bestie pookie

-straight (definitely, not sure if that's canon though-)

- listens to rock and metal music (duh)

- favorite movie is school of rock because why not

- very very much a klutz around higher-ranked people he doesn't know much about- unless they seem inferior to him at first glance. He was so nervous when he met the Seraphims for the first time.

🗡️⚔️Lute

-secretly enjoys Adam's talks with her

- if she could have social media like Facebook or YouTube or Tiktok she would be so confused at why everyone's posting about their lives

- so carries a dagger on her at all times, along with a tazer and a secret knife in her shoe. Very prepared for anything.

- makes it very clear when she doesn't give a shit about you

- likes zoning out when people talk to her unless it's important.

- queer, thinking she's bisexual

⭐⭐Extras:

- Mimzy adores the song Copacabana
- Angel's fav Melanie songs are show & tell, and the contortionist
- Husk tried to watch the K-12 movie to know what Angel was babbling about once, but started crying
- Husk is severely emotional when he's really- really black out drunk. We just haven't seen him blackout drunk yet.
- Vox's screen glitchs when he's drunk, and sometimes flickers to the weirdest things like a Microsoft logo or a dvd logo
- Lute once crushed on Vaggie, but only for a week. She's been queer ever since, but thinks she's bisexual.