A/N: No one requested this, specifically, but I decided, why the hell not? Warning: you're a kind of a b*tch in this, but a sympathetic b*tch.
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It's f*cking stupid to piss off an overlord of Hell, everybody knows that! It's completely idiotic to piss off an overlord, especially if their boyfriend just so happens to be one of the most famous & feared rulers in all of the Nine Circles. Anyone who's ever seen the two of you together would know better than to mess with you, for fear of literally getting their heads bitten off by you or getting their bodies mutilated beyond recognition by Valentino.

Some people, however, don't seem to get the message all of the time. If they did, then they wouldn't be cowering in the corner of your private dressing room in fear with their little "Partner in Crime", wearing your expensive fur coats, about to get an ass-beating for going through your sh*t. And by now, I'm sure you've guessed just who those two unlucky souls were...

**Third Person POV**

"What the hell do you think you're doing?"

The words dripped like venom from your mouth as you stood in the doorway of your dressing room, the light of the hallway casting a tall, eeries shadow on the floor. Sweet, naive little Angel Dust was standing in the corner behind his best friend, Cherri, looking at you with pure fear in his eyes. What was originally just a fun little game of 'Imitating the Boss and his Girl' turned south damn quick.

Cherri, while slightly intimidated, managed to keep her cool, but the same couldn't be said for Angel. After all, the poor guy already gets enough baggage from his boss as it is, but now that his girl is angry...oh damn! "Well!?" you demanded, pissed out of your mind. Truth be told, you couldn't have cared less that they were wearing your sh*t. I mean, you don't know Cherri that well aside from the fact that she's constantly decimating your boyfriend's billboards, but you knew Angel long enough to know that he could handle your stuff with care.

Today, however, wasn't a good one for anybody as you had just gotten in a fight with Val over some of his b*tches harrassing you. Poor Angel Dust just happened to be the closet person for you to unleash your rage upon. Still waiting for a response, the terrified spider finally spoke up. "L-l-look, Y-y/n, we weren't trying t-to make fun of y-ya..."  "WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE ALLOWED IN MY ROOM!?!?"

Yeah, whatever explanation Angel had for this, you were having none of it today. Immediately, Cherri stepped in. "Woah, woah,  don't get your damn panties in a bunch!" Oh boy...  "Look, we're sorry for coming in & touching your coats, princess! Now if you just let us go, we promise not to-" "Shut the hell up! God, I'm in no mood to here this sh*t, today. I just had a f*cking fight with Val, and the last thing I need right now is some cyclops telling me what to do. And you!" You now directed your full attention to Angel. "I thought you were better than this! You wouldn't do this stuff to Valentino, so why the hell are you doing it to me!?"

The spider lowered his eyes, looking completely guilty and that's when you knew ya f*cked up. Yea, Val was being a lil' b*tch today, but that's no reason to get mad at his workers. Well, the only one you could really tolerate, anyway. You took a deep breath to calm yourself down a bit. *Sighs* "Look, Angel, I'm-"

"Y/N! ARE YOU OKAY, BABE!? I HEARD YA SCREAMING!"

Before any apologies could be said, Valentino appeared behind you, worry in his eyes after your loud outburst. Now it was time for Cherri to hide, as she immediately dove behind her best friend. Normally, she would've kicked his balls, but with little space to run & not wanting to get her friend in any more trouble than he already was, she hid and stayed silent. Val's look of worry turned to pure rage as his eyes landed on Angel. "You..." he started.

Before you could stop him, Valentino immediately lunged towards Angel, glaring at him with a look of intense fury & hate. "WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU DO!?" With a gasp, you immediately went between the two before things could escalate further. "No, no, no, Val! I'm fine, everything's fine!" You stammered, trying to keep him from killing his worker. "I-I was just venting to A-angel about earlier. I'm sorry if I worried you." Obviously Val wasn't buying the excuse, but the puppy-dog eyes you were giving him tugged at his heart so much that he let Angel go, anyway. With a sigh, he leaned down to your height and caressed your cheek.

"Look baby," he said "I'm sorry for earlier. I found that b*tch that was feelin' you up and she ain't with us anymore, okay? I'm sorry..." This was one of the few times he ever sounded so sincere. With a smile, you wrapped your arms around his shoulder and whispered something in his ear. With one final glare at Angel, he left. Sighing in relief, you turned back to the little prankster and his friend. "Look, I'm sorry for Valentino & for yelling at you, I was just having a bad day. But you really need to watch it, Angel! I won't always be there to diffuse the sh*t between you two, okay?"

Shaken up, but grateful that you managed to save his ass, Angel nodded and immediately put your coat back as you were turned around to go. "Oh, and one more thing..." Stopping in their tracks, both Angel & Cherri turned to you, anxiously. "If you ever speak to me like that again, Cherri, I will put one in your damn temple. Bye guys!" And with that, you left the little delinquents in your dressing room and skipped down the hallway, where hopefully Valentino was waiting for you in the exact position you demanded him to be in.

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