Welcome To Heaven
The episode begins with Vaggie and Charlie in their room. Charlie is packing clothes into a suitcase while Vaggie and Kori sit on the bed, looking troubled because Charlie is overpacking a lot of things to the point she has a closet-sized suitcase, a guitar case, two extra large suitcase luggage, and a small handbag.
"Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket- wait, does it rain in Heaven?" Charlie asked
"Charlie, you're only going to heaven for a few hours." Vaggie said
Charlie stands up and paces a bit, "Vaggie, we are only going to heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince heaven a soul can be redeemed."
"Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that... thing." Vaggie lied. "What thing?" Charlie asked, with Kori raising an eyebrow.
"The thing with the.. thing uhm.. fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar." Vaggie said
Charlie takes Vaggie's hand, "Vaggie, you're my partner, I need you there with me." She said
Vaggie sighs, "Fine."
"Yes!!" Charlie said she hugs and kisses Vaggie's cheek.
The scene then changes to the main hotel room, as Angel Dust stumbles into the lounge with exhaustion.
"Oh, fuck." Angel said
Niffty pokes her head out of a plant pot with a feather duster before coming down to see him, "You look messy! What happened to you?" She asked
"It's who happened to me, and the answer is everyone! Twice. Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag. UGH!" Angel said
While Angel is explaining this, he pulls his hands back to straighten his backside with crackles of bone being popped. He collapses on the couch to rest or sleep for the night.
Charlie, Kori, and Vaggie come into the scene with Vaggie holding two luggage suitcases and all of a sudden, the wall explodes, freaking Angel out of the couch. Angel gets annoyed that it's the second or third time the same wall that was fixed was blown up again.
"Argh! What the fuck is with that wall?!" Angel yelled
A female outline appears from the red smoke in the now-destroyed hole on the wall, holding a bomb in her hands.
"What up, hoes!" Cherri laughs
Angel Dust hears the laughter and immediately gets up from the couch with excitement, "Holy shit! Cherri Bomb?! Long time no see, baby!"
Cherri jumps into the room, "Angie, ya bitch! You been texting me depressin' shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever!" Cherri senses Charlie coming up behind her and gives the bomb to Charlie, "Here, hold this."
Charlie freaks out and plays hot potato with the bomb, "Ah! Oh my god! Oh my god!" Charlie tosses the bomb back and forth in her hands until Kori takes it.
"Nope, gimme that." Kori said and she threw the bomb out of the oh-so broken wall and the bomb exploded 'safely'.
"I love seein' ya Cherri, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out." Angel said and he tries falling back down onto the couch, but Cherri catches and pulls him up.
"Oho, you can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! Come on, what you really need is a recharge! A reinvigoration, a re—" Cherri is interrupted by Charlie
"Responsible night in the town! That is a great idea! Hi!" Charlie shakes Cherri's hand, "Charlie! That's my wall that you just blew up. It's so nice to meet one of Angel and Violet's friends! Aagh! They never bring anyone around."
Cherri snorts, "Wonder why."
"Yeah, me too. Anyway, Angel and everyone else have been working so hard, I think they deserve to have a little fun." Charlie said
"W-w-wait, they?" Cherri stumbled
Charlie waves over to Husk, Kori, and Niffty. Husk doesn't seem to care much, but Niffty is shaking so fast that rattling sounds can be heard from her body, Kori is playing with her phone not paying attention at all, "Yeah! Hi, everyone! Angel and his friend are taking you all out for a night of fun and relaxation!" Charlie said
Cherri mistakes Charlie's suggestion and tries to make her understand, "Wait, I'm only here for Ang—"
Charlie hands Cherri Bomb a large stack of money, "—Ooh! Never mind, Let's Go!"
"Make sure they have the best time tonight! Anyway, the portal to Heaven should be opening right about..." Charlie begins but is interrupted when the portal to Heaven opens in the middle of the lounge.
Charlie screams with delight, "Now!" Charlie grabs Vaggie with both arms and throws her into the portal, and as she steps a foot inside, she turns back to the guests and workers with Cherri Bomb, waving them goodbye for the day.
"Bye!!" Charlie said
Charlie enters the portal and vanishes on the spot just before Sir Pentious walks by with a drink in his mouth. He notices Cherri Bomb and spits out his drink in shock.
"Well! If it isn't my arch-nemesis! Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb?" Sir Pentious said
Sir Pentious doesn't notice one of Charlie's discarded luggage in his way and ends up tripping over while Cherri Bomb doesn't seem to mind about him.
"Apparently, I'm going out with Angel and I gotta drag your sorry asses along." Cherri said
Cherri Bomb takes out a piece of gum and starts chewing.
Sir Pentious hears her well, and is flustered by Cherri's suggestion. He immediately goes over to her and seems nervous while Cherri faces him and blows a bubble, "Oh, oh, you and me are going out like for fun? I... I didn't think this would ever happen." He begins to panic, "What-What do I do? What-What do I wear?"
Sir Pentious grabs Cherri's shoulder for suggestion, but she doesn't like Sir Pentious touching her and grabs his claw to the point it seems like she's crushing it.
"Don't fuckin' touch me, ya munted dickhead." Cherri said
And with that, Cherri leaves behind the flustering Sir Pentious who is blushing red after Cherri touches his hand.
Kori giggles excitedly, "Maybe I'll get to perform again."
Angel appears behind Kori, "Hey is this finally gonna be the weekend we finally meet six drink Kori."
"Six drink Kori, I don't follow." Cherri said
"Yeah, me either what does that mean?" Kori asked
"Charlie told us about it, apparently it's the Pinnacle of the Alder drunkenness scale." Husk said
"One drink Kori is a little spacey." Angel said
Flashback 1
Angel and Kori were laughing when Kori suddenly became confused, "Wait, what?"
End of Flashback
"Two drinks: loud Kori." Husk said
Flashback 2
Husk is trying to play pool when Kori speaks loudly causing him to miss, "Wanna get a cab?!" She yelled
End of Flashback
"Three drinks: Kori dance pants." Angel said
Flashback 3
Kori is drunk and is dancing around Charlie and Vaggie.
End of Flashback
"Four drink Kori is a bit of a pervert." Sir Pentious said
Flashback 4
Kori and Alastor were on a date.
"Hey Alastor, check it out." Kori said, she picks up a toothpick and an olive and begins making sexual innuendos with them.
End of Flashback
"And five drink Kori is weirdly confident." Husk said
At a bar Kori has Valentino held up in the air by his throat while multiple guns are pointed at her.
"Who's the bitch now asshole?" Kori asked as her eyes glowed yellow
End of Flashback
"Yeah, well, Valentino never should've called me a bitch." Kori said cracking her knuckles
"Well I would like to meet this sixth drink Kori, maybe she's the one I could actually be friends with." Cherri said, putting her hand on Kori's shoulder, "aka my Sasquatch."
Kori rolls her eyes and shoves Cherri off of her.
The scene cuts right into the golden gates of Heaven where Charlie and Vaggie are shown to be outside as the portal closes behind them. "Vaggie, look at this place! It's so clean! Isn't that amazing?" Charlie asked, excited.
"Yup, super cool. Heaven. Wow." Vaggie said sarcastically
Charlie and Vaggie approach the front desk where St. Peter pops up from behind his desk.
"Hiya! Welcome to Heaven! Can I get your name, please?" St Peter said
"Oh! Uhhh, uh, uh, Charlie Morningstar!" Charlie said
Peter opens the book of reservations that are supposed to be a list of names they've cataloging for those who are to enter heaven. "Charlie Morningstar, hmm..." St. Peter said, mumbling names from the list.
"I'm not seeing you on my list here, that's so odd." St. Peter said.
"Oh, uhm, my dad got me this meeting, so maybe..." Charlie explained.
"Oh, Dad! Okay!" St. Peter said.
"Try Lucifer... Morning... star?" Charlie asked, nervously.
Peter realizes who Lucifer is, "Oh, fuck! Yeah, hoooo, hehehe. Yikes, am I right? Are you sure you're in the right place? Because I think you might be a little lost." He said
Peter nervously flies down from the desk to Charlie and Vaggie. Vaggie is unamused of St. Peter, crossing her arms in disappointment.
"Oh, here we go." Vaggie said
"No, uh... we're, we're here for a meeting." Charlie said
Just then, high above the three of them, Sera and Emily suddenly appear in their angelic forms before turning into their humanoid forms as they land in front of Charlie and Vaggie.
High above, Sera and Emily materialized in their angelic forms before transforming into their humanoid selves, as they descended in front of Charlie and Vaggie. "St. Peter. We can take it from here. Greetings, daughter of the Morningstar. I am Sera, the high seraphim of heaven. You are gifted to be here." Sera introduced.
Emily comes forward to greet them, "Hi! I'm Emily, the other seraphim, though you can call me Em! Emmy, E, whatever you want, I go by whatever. Welcome to Heaven!" She said
Peter flies overhead to get the gates open and starts to sing "Welcome to Heaven" begins. The gates open to reveal to Charlie and the unamused Vaggie the world of Heaven, a beautiful, clean paradise that is the complete opposite of Hell.
St. Peter: Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say onto thee...♫ Welcome to Heaven, oh oh! ♫
St. Peter: ♫ Where the virtuous reside, 24/7, oh oh! ♫
♫ People are happy that they died, 'cause here we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife. It's the perfect afterlife! Welcome to Heaven, oh oh! ♫
St. Peter flies amongst many advertisements in Heaven.
♫ Check out our sick decor! The spirits leaven, oh! ♫
♫ Please keep your brimstone off the floor, we've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot. ♫
St. Peter flies and poses into a male angels arms, surrounded by many other angels.
♫ And ev-ery-one is hooot! ~♫
Emily: ♫ Gosh, I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around. After you see our realm, you'll never wanna go back down! ♫
Sera: ♫ Of course it is just temporary, I'm sorry you can't stay. ♫
Emily and St. Peter grab hands and fly up together, before falling back down and posing with some other angels.
St. Peter and Emily: ♫ 'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day! Welcome to Heaven! ♫
St. Peter: ♫Yeah!♫ [He pants after finishing the song]
Charlie, Vaggie and Emily run hurriedly, unexpectedly passing Adam, who is drinking a soda, and Lute. They both immediately pause as they see Charlie and Vaggie.
"Holy fucking shit balls, am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?" Adam asked
"What is she doing here? How did she even get up here?" Lute said
"Who cares? I'm handling this shit right now." Adam said and he goes to challenge Charlie and Vaggie, but Lute stops him.
"Wait! You want to start a fight on the promenade in front of everyone?" Lute asked
"Better than waiting for the fucking extermination!" Adam said
Lute immediately grabs Adam by his collar and pulls him to shush him harshly, "SHHH. Sir, what was the Seraphim's one rule?" Lute said
"Uuughhh, "No one but the exorcists can know about the exterminations". I know, fine." Adam slurps drink, "Don't fucking shush me, bitch." He said
Sera suddenly appears behind them both, teleporting them to an office-like building with just one sway of her wings. The light goes white on the screen before reappearing to show Adam and Lute being confronted by a stern Sera.
"You should listen to your lieutenant, Adam." Sera said
Adam turns around and looks at Sera with shock, "Fuck! Sera! You can't sneak up on a guy like that, jeez." Adam said
"Your highness, forgive me, but what are the hell-spawn doing here?" Lute asked
"Well, you failed to control the demons' unrest, and now Lucifer is involved, setting up an audience for his misguided daughter. I never would have agreed to your..." Sera is interrupted when Adam slurps his soda drink, "'yearly activities' if I thought it would bring trouble to our doorstep. Keeping Heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it."
"What do you want from me? I'm just one guy." Adam said
"I want you to do whatever you need to do to keep this problem from getting any worse. Are we clear?" Sera asked
Adam sighs, "Yeah. Got it."
Vaggie and Charlie are shown in their hotel room, Vaggie putting their big tons of luggage down as Charlie sits on the bed excitedly.
"Okay, I love Heaven! Vaggie, did you see the ice cream shop? They had sprinkles made of rainbows!" Charlie yelled
"Those are just rainbow sprinkles." Vaggie said
Charlie stands up excitedly, "Emily's going to take me to a zoo where all the animals are actually soft! You coming?" She asked
"Uh, I need a break. But hug a koala for me." Vaggie said
"O.M.G! Can you imagine an actual koala?" Charlie squeals happily, "See you later!"
Charlie zips right out of the door, leaving Vaggie alone for herself. She lays on the bed and sighs, but there is a knock on the door a second later. She answers it, revealing Adam, barging right in to greet her.
"Hey there, Vag-asaurus!" Adam said
"Charlie will be back soon, you need to get out, now." Vaggie said
Adam enters the room, Lute behind him, "I'm not looking for the blonde, babe. I'm looking for you." He said
"Why?" Vaggie asked
"Maybe 'cuz you left the band. You tried for a solo career, or I guess it's more of a... duet." Adam said
"I don't know what you're talking about." Vaggie said
"Do you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls just cuz you're out of uniform?" Adam asked
Vaggie immediately grows pale when she realizes how Adam has never forgotten her.
A flashback cuts to show a past Extermination. Exorcists come flying down with swords and spears as they hunt and kill every Demon Sinners they find.
Screams can be heard as many demons are being massacred by the Angels. An Exorcist flies down and kills a demon, before taking her helmet off, revealing it to be Vaggie with a shorter hair.
Adam voiceover: You were on the front lines, I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. It's why I named you after the best thing ever. Vaggie.
Cuts back to the present with the annoyed Vaggie.
"Actually, it's pronounced Vaggie." Vaggie said
"Hmmmmm- no. Anyway, you sure fucked up, didn't you?" Adam said
Cuts to a flashback of the Extermination. As Exorcists kills a demon, a sinner child is running away while being chased by a vicious Vaggie as an Exorcist.
The child runs into an alleyway where he reaches a dead end. He turns, and starts crying where he is prepared to meet his demise.
However, Vaggie hesitates, seeing the innocent child right before her eyes crying in fear. She reconsiders her decision.
"Go, run. Now!" Vaggie whispers
The sinner child flees from Vaggie right before Lute's shadow appears behind her.
Vaggie realizes she has been spotted, dropping her spear before Lute stabs her eye out. Vaggie screams in pain. Her eye falls before Lute steps on it. She steps on Vaggie.
"Sinful filth like you has no place in heaven.", Lute said, cruelly. Lute brings up Vaggie's head and rips her wings off.
Vaggie pants as she watches Adam appear before her in a shadow silhouette before Lute throws her discarded wings away and sword before she and Adam leave. The scene then changes to Vaggie stumbling down an alleyway, now with only one eye.
She collapses against a dumpster, before Charlie, in the past, spots her. She puts a bandage over her missing eye, and Vaggie smiles. In return, Charlie smiles back.
"To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie. 'Grats on that I guess." Adam said
The scene cuts back to the present where Lute is disgusted by their relationship.
"Their love is vile and blasphemous." Lute said
"Hot as fuck though. But I wonder what your bitch would think if she found out you are actually one of us, hmmm?" Adam asked
"What do you want?" Vaggie said
"Simple, you work for me again and at the hearing, you're gonna help me shut this kindergarten snowflake bullshit down for good." Adam said
"Never!" Vaggie said
"Oh yeah, you know, that's totally cool. I guess I'll just tell little miss butterflies and rainbows that she's been fucking someone who's killed-- thousands of her people. I'm sure your relationship will be fine. See you in court!" Adam said
Adam and Lute leaves the room, Vaggie scared.
The scene transitions to an angelic courtroom, where Charlie and Vaggie are sat down. Adam walks by on his way to his seat with Lute.
"Oh no, not him again!" Charlie said
Adam flies up and sits down beside Lute, "What up, baby? Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen." Adam said
"We are gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in Hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm via means of this "Hazbin Hotel". Princess Morningstar?" Sera said
Charlie sighs, "Thank you, Seraphim. Webster's dictionary defines redemption as—"
"Objection, lame and unoriginal." Adam said
"Sustained. No further dictionary references please." Sera said
"Right, ok, uh, uh... uhhmmmm..." Charlie shuffles through multiple cards, all which have various dictionary references on.
"If you have actual evidence, then show it already." Adam said
"We have two patrons right now who are making incredible progress!" Charlie said
"Who?" Adam asked
"Angel Dust and Kori Alder." Charlie said
"Oh yeah, the porn demon and the drunk musician. They're totally worth being redeemed." Adam blows a raspberry
"Well, if you know so much, what do you think it takes to get into Heaven?" Charlie asked
"Uhmm... w-w-well... Uhh..." Adam stumbles
"Is everything ok, Adam?" Sera asked
"Give me a fucking minute, ok?" Adam mutters, he scrawls something down on a golden piece of paper, before teleporting it over to Vaggie.
Vaggie reads the list, ""Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man". Are you fucking serious?" She asked
"Uh, yeah. Sure got me here, didn't it?" Adam laughs nervously, "Right, Sera?"
"He was the first human soul in Heaven..." Sera said
"Well, I bet Angel and Kori are doing all of those things right now!" Charlie said
"Then let's fucking see it bruh!" Adam said and he snaps fingers
A spying orb appears in the middle of the courtroom.
"Your honor, may I present: exhibit A." Charlie said
Scene transitions to the nightclub Angel Dust, Kori, and co. are at.
"Woo! Isn't this place the fucking best?" Cherri said
"I'll admit, "Consent" is a good name for a sex club." Husk said
"Niffty, dear, what are you doing?" Sir Pentious said
"I'm sweeping! Urgh, look how icky it is in here!" Niffty said
"That's because we're at a club, dear." Sir Pentious said
"Oh! I thought the hotel looked different!" Niffty giggles
Sir Pentious leans over to Cherri Bomb, "Ms. Bomb, I-I-I'd like to buy you a drink."
"Why? Didn't you say we're arch-rivals?" Cherri said smugly
"Um... uhh... because I'm buying EVERYONE a drink!" Sir Pentious yelled
"Free drinks! I love alcohol!" The crowd yelled
"Good, I need a drink after today. You know, Val, he's into this waterboarding shit now, I don't know, it's a kink." Angel said
"Angel, enough with the Val talk. He already ruined your whole day, don't let him ruin your night too." Cherri said
Kori takes a seat next to him, "She's right, enough talk about Valentino and besides even if he were here I could still kick his ass." She said
Cherri holds out three pills, "Here, take one of these and you won't be worrying about nothing."
"Here we go." Husk said
"Oh look! The drunk sobered up long enough to judge us." Cherri said
"Look Cherri, you don't understand okay! I have been sober for almost four years now and I am not going to fall back on the wagon again! Especially when I have two kids who need me." Kori said
"And I ain't the one trying to get into Heaven. Look, you want to fuck up all your progress? Be my guest. I just..." Husk sighs, "I just thought you were better than that."
"Thanks, Captain Buzzkills. Come on, Angie, let's get fucked up! It's been too long." Cherri said
"I uhh... I don't know, it's been a long night and I don't need to go too wild." Angel said
"Hmm." Husk said approving
"Come on, bitch. If you've really been working that hard, you deserve a little R and R, some THC, or maybe PCP with DMT. Aw, fuck it, let's see where the night takes us, huh?" Cherri said
Sir Pentious slithers back into frame holding shots.
"I.. I guess?" Angel said
"Cherri, I bought you a shot. B-because I bought everyone another shot! Hooray!" Sir Pentious chuckles
"Yeah! Another drink! I love alcohol!" The crowd yelled
Angel drinks shot, "ah... Fuck it, let's do it."
Husk sighs as Kori shakes her head in disappointment.
back to the courtroom.
"Heavenly people, what more do you need to see? The porn star chose a night of debauchery. That's not a soul worthy of being in Heaven!" Adam said
"Uhm, objection! Are you really telling me you've never had a drink with friends at the end of a hard day? Plus Kori didn't take a drink." Charlie asked
"Uh, we don't have hard days? It's fucking Heaven, bitch. You seriously gonna sit there and pretend like this behavior is ok?" Adam asked
Charlie growls
Adam turns to Vaggie, with malicious intent, "What do you think?"
"I-I- I have to go the bathroom!" Vaggie rushes out of the courtroom.
"What? Vaggie, can you hold it?!" Charlie lets out a frustrated groan, "Angel will make good decisions, come on! We have to keep watching! Please?"
"Yeah, I don't know." Sera sighed
"Yeah, let's give them a chance." Emily said
"Very well, the court will allow it." Sera said
"Fuck yes! I mean... heh... thank you." Charlie said
The scene transitions back to the club, where the gang have had multiple drinks. Cherri Bomb walks into frame with 5 shots.
"Round 12, motherfuckers! Heels are coming off!" Cherri Bomb sets the shots down on the table and hands them out to Husk, Angel and Sir Pentious.
"Ho ho yeah! Keep 'em comin'! Come on, right here! Come right here to daddy." Angel said
"Oh, it's wonderful to have friends!" Sir Pentious chuckles
Niffty reaches across the table trying to reach her shot glass, "Everything's spinny!" Niffty giggles
"Ha, I think you're done, tiny." Angel said
"No! Gimme gimme gimme!" Niffty said
"Oh come on, bitch! She can handle a little more!" Cherri said
"No she can't." Kori said getting angry
"She's like 10 pounds soaking wet and— oh shit, where'd she go?" Angel said
Niffty is shoving other patrons' drinks into a sack.
"Hey! Fuck!" One of the guys yelled
"Dirty, dirty! Make it CLEAN!" Niffty said
"Damn it, Niffty. Sorry fellas, here, next one's on me. Niffty? Shit!" Angel said
Niffty's digging through a supply closet, "Chlorine...! Bleach...!"
"Angie, the fuck you doin'? You're supposed to be relaxin', not playin' nanny!" Cherri said
"Look, she ain't used to this scene." Kori said
"I-I just don't want her to end up in the gutter like I used to." Angel said
"Pfft, whatever, nerd, just catch up when you're done." Cherri said
Niffty laughs
Kori picks Niffty up, "STOP!! You can't take tha- GOD, Niff, why you bein' such a mess?!" She yelled
"I'm... the mess?" Niffty starts crying
"Oh, oh shit! Hey hey, Hey calm down." Kori said
Angel takes deep breaths, "You ain't a mess, it's fine..! Shh.. Hey, you wanna play with the kitty?"
Niffty stops crying, "yeah..."
Kori puts Niffty on Husk's head while she giggles about it, "The fuck is this?" Husk asked
"She's wasted, just go with it." Angel said
"Please Husk, I'll owe you one." Kori said
"Re-Really?" Husk sees Niffty playing with his ears and wings, "Ugh, get the..."
Scene changes to Sir Pentious falling off his seat and slithering over to Cherri Bomb at another table, "Ahh... HEY, wow!!!! Hey, so... I see the club has a sex room, so I was thinking, maybe you'd want to, uhm... do a... sssSEX with me?"
Cherri snorts, "I'm sorry, why would we have sex?"
"Uh... Uh...uhm... because I'm having sex with everyone here!" Sir Pentious laughs briefly before being grabbed
Crowd cheers, before dragging Sir Pentious towards the 'sex room'. Many sets of eyes are visible inside
"Wait!" Sir Pentious said and then screams
"You know, we can do this fucking shit every fuckin' night! You don't have to spend all your off hours "working on yourself", you little bitch." Cherri said
"The hotel isn't a problem in his life, it's—" Kori begins
"Valentino." Angel said
"Exactly. So why don't you-" Husk is interrupted again
"No, Valentino." Angel said
Camera pans to Valentino at a large sofa-bench talking with some female demons.
"Yeah, I'm here all the time, they know me. You're gorgeous, do you need a job? How many dicks can you suck? Ooh, I could make you a star." Valentino said
"Let's get the fuck outta here, okay? Come on." Angel said
"Yeah, a star." Valentino yelled in the background
"Where's Niffty?" Angel asked
"Oh come on!" Kori yelled annoyed
"Porn star. OK, yup, bring me another drink or I'll fucking kill you." Valentino threatened
Niffty is seen running towards Valentino, "Bad boy!" She giggles
"I said I'll fucking kill you, and I will." Valentino said
"Excuse me. Pardon me. Get out of my way." Angel tumbles onto the platform and grabs Niffty, who is still running in midair as Angel holds her.
"Holy shit, Angel Dust? What are you doing here, baby? You didn't get enough dick today?" Valentino asked
"Funny." Angel said
"Who's this chiquita? You bringing me fresh meat?" Valentino asked
Niffty attempts to bite Valentino's finger and he yelps, "Oi!" He yelled
"I just want a taste." Niffty said
"Ehh, weird, but there's a kink for that, I'm sure!" Valentino said
Angel stands up, still holding Niffty, "Fuck off, Val." Angel said
"Excuse me?" Valentino said
Kori appears next to Angel, "He said fuck off! Angel may have to put up with your bullshit, but you ain't fuckin' with any of our friends!" She said
Valentino summons his red smoke chain and grabs Angel and Kori with it, pulling them close, "You forget who you're talking to? I own you, bitch." He said
"Correction: you don't own me asshole and if you don't let me go, I will burn this entire club and everyone with it." Kori said
"And yeah, you do, own me in the studio. And you can do anything you want to me there, just like our deal says. But out here, I get to do what I want. So once again, FUCK. OFF." Valentino smacks Angel, sending him and Kori tumbling to the side onto the ground.
As Angel coughs and splutters blood from his mouth, Valentino walks over, "Enjoy the rest of your night, bitch, because I'm going to enjoy making you pay for it tomorrow." Valentino said
Kori growls and her eyes turn yellow as she summons up her fire powers, "You fucking piece of shit." She said in her demonic voice
"Fuckin' dickhead..." Cherri said
Kori was about to throw the flame until Husk put a hand on her shoulder,"You're better than this, don't let him ruin your night." Husk said
Kori closes her eyes and it becomes normal again, "You're right, I am a better person now. I shouldn't let assholes like him ruin me." She said
Angel stands up and walks back to his friends while wiping blood from his mouth, "Fuck it. It was worth it." Angel said
Husk smiles and puts a hand on Angel's back as they walk off, "Way to go, kid."
Niffty appears tearing off a part of Valentino's fur, "Ow! What the fuck?!?" Valentino yelled
Niffty chuckles, "For my collection!" she further lets out a chuckle, "Wait up, guys!" She said
"Did you just call these cunts your friends? Thought that was my job." Cherri said
"There's room for everyone, and ya know... you could come crash with us too." Angel said
"Okay, look, Angie, I'm glad this hotel shit is workin' for you, but you know me, bitch, I'm doin' just fine! In fact, I'm gonna fuck the next guy I see, okay? But if you need me, you know where to find me, yeah?" Cherri said
Sir Pentious panting, "Is Cherri still here?" Cherri walks into the sex room with another demon, "Dammit!"
Scene transitions back to the angelic courtroom.
"See! He did everything on your checklist! They were selfless, Kori and Angel stopped Niffty from stealing and they both stuck it to that moth man!" Cherri said
"Uhhh... well, uh... Then, then why aren't they here then? Hm?" Adam asked
"Yeah, why aren't they here?" Emily asked
The angels observing the court all murmur together.
"Wait... none of you know what gets someone into Heaven?" Charlie asked
"This questioning stops now. We know when a soul arrives, we know when they pass divine judgment, it is our job to ensure these souls are safe." Sera said
Emily: ♫ But she was right, Sera ♫
♫ She showed us a soul can improve ♫
Emily flies up and shows the orb with the scene of Angel and Kori defying Valentino.
♫ They saw the light, Sera ♫
♫Checked all the boxes that you said would ♫
Emily flies with the orb and asks the other angels observing the court.
♫ Prove a person deserves a second chance ♫
♫Now we turn our backs, no second glance?♫
Sera: ♫ It's not as simple as you think ♫
Emily flies back up to Sera, who takes her hands.
♫ Not everything is spelled in ink ♫
Charlie is staring defiantly with Vaggie in the background.
Charlie: ♫ It's not fair, Sera ♫
Vaggie steps forward and puts a hand on Charlie's shoulder.
Vaggie: ♫ Careful, Charlie, keep a cool head... ♫
Charlie pulls away and looks at Sera.
Charlie: ♫ No! Don't you care, Sera?♫
♫ That just because someone is dead♫
♫ It doesn't mean they can't resolve to change their ways ♫
The orb shows multiple images of Angel, Kori, and the others.
♫ Turn the page ♫
♫ Escape infernal blaze ♫
Sera: ♫ I 'm sure you wish it could be so ♫
♫ But there's a lot that you don't know ♫
Camera turns to Lute and Adam's seat abruptly.
Lute: ♫ What are we even talkin' about? ♫
♫ Some crack-whores who fucked up already? ♫
♫ They blew their shot, like the cocks in their mouths ♫
Lute stands up and puts her Exorcist mask on.
♫This discussion is senseless and petty♫
Both Adam and Lute fly up in front of Charlie, before flying over to and landing on the orb.
Lute and Adam: ♫There's no question to be posed♫
♫They're unholy, case closed♫
♫ Did you forget that "Hell is forever"? ♫
Adam: ♫ A man only lives once ♫
♫ We'll see you in one month♫
Adam flies off of the orb and gets closer to Charlie, who briefly turns into her full demon form.
♫ Gotta say, I can't wait to ♫
"Adam..." Sera warned
Adam: ♫ Come down and exterminate you! ♫
"Wait!" Emily yelled
"Shit!" Adam yelled
Emily: ♫ What are you saying? ♫
♫ Let me get this straight ♫
Emily flies down and lands in front of the orb, which now displays an silhouette of an exorcist standing among frames, staring sadly.
♫ You go down there and kill those poor souls? ♫
Charlie: ♫ You didn't know? ♫
"Whoops!" Adam said
Lute: ♫ Guess the cat's out of the bag... ♫
Adam: ♫ What's the big deal?♫
Emily looks up at Sera.
Emily: ♫ Sera, tell me that you didn't know ♫
Sera: ♫ I thought, since I'm older ♫
♫ It's my load to shoulder ♫
"No!" Emily said
Sera flies down to Emily and takes her hands.
Sera: ♫ You have to listen ♫
♫ It was such a hard decision ♫
♫ I wanted to save you, the anguish it takes to ♫
Sera takes Emily's hand and forces a smile, the fire from the orb reflecting in her eyes.
♫ Do what was required ♫
Emily: ♫ To think that I admired you ♫
Emily tugs out of Sera's grip and flies upwards.
♫ Well, I don't need your condescension ♫
♫ I'm not a child to protect ♫
Emily turns in the air and questions Sera directly, before she lands in front of the orb next to Charlie
♫ Was talk of virtue just pretension? ♫
♫ Was I too naïve to expect you ♫
♫ To heed the morals you're purveying? ♫
Charlie: ♫ That's what the fuck I've been saying! ♫
Both Charlie and Emily fly onto the orb
Charlie and Emily: ♫ If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie! ♫
"Emily!"
Charlie and Emily: ♫ If angels can do whatever, and remain in the sky ♫
Emily and Charlie fly off the orb and move out of the way, showing an Exorcist murdering a demon.
♫ The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say ♫
♫ When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again ♫
The members of the court are shown to be horrified.
Charlie: ♫ I was told not to trust in angels ♫
Adam walks nearer to Vaggie.
Adam: ♫ By her? ♫
Lute leans on Vaggie's shoulder.
Lute: ♫ Ha! She should know ♫
Vaggie walks over to Charlie, who takes her hands.
Vaggie: ♫ We should go ♫
Charlie: ♫ No! Don't you see? ♫
♫ We've come so close ♫
The camera cuts to an above view, showing the angels all talking together and Emily refusing to listen to Sera.
♫ Look at them fighting; they're at each other's throats ♫
Adam: ♫ Don't you act all high and mighty ♫
♫ Did you ever think your little girlfriend might be a liar? ♫
Adam walks through the gap between Charlie and Vaggie and approaches the orb.
Vaggie: ♫ Don't, Adam, please! ♫
Adam: ♫ What's the fuss? ♫
♫ Why hide the fact that you're an angel ♫
Adam sinisterly turns while Lute grabs Vaggie and pulls her over to them.
♫ Just like us?♫
The orb shows Vaggie in the past as an Exorcist, a shadow falling over the darkened courtroom as she spreads her wings.
Charlie falls to her knees in disbelief as Vaggie runs to her and Emily settles back by Sera.
Sera inhales to keep composure, "I'm sorry... but this court finds that there is no evidence souls in Hell can be redeemed."
"Oh, FUCK, YES!! I WIN!!! SUCK IT BITCHES. You better save the date cunts, 'cause we're coming to your hotel FIRST." Adam said
Adam snaps his fingers, reopening the portal to Hell.
"What... NO!! NO!! You can't-" Charlie said
"You... Motherfu-" Vaggie begins
Charlie and Vaggie scream as they are transported back to Hell through the portal.
"Charlie!! Don't give up on this! I'll figure something out, I promise!" Emily said
"That was uncalled for, Adam." Sera said
"Yeah, But did you see the looks on their fucking faces, it was.... D-d-" Adam stammers, "Sorry...."
The court, Adam, and Lute fly away.
"Extermination...of human souls!? Demon or not there is NO reason to be doing this!" Emily said
"They were uprising, Emily! It is my position as the head Seraphim to protect our people at all costs. And it's your position to keep them happy and joyful." Sera said she leans forward, putting her hands on Emily's shoulders.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?" Emily said
"Heaven needs us, Emily. Everyone looks to us... and we can't doubt ourselves or worry about the fates of demons when we have our own souls to protect. Please.... if you start to question... you could end up like Lucifer: Fallen. I couldn't bear to see you suffer that fate, so please, let me worry about this, ok?" Sera said
Sera kisses Emily's forehead, "I'm sorry."
Emily puts a hand on Adam's list gently.
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