The Show Must Go On
(A/N Note 1: Phew! This was the longest chapter I've written! Hope you guys enjoy)
The episode opens in Vox's surveillance room, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the Hazbin Hotel play on the screens stationed around him. Vox himself is sitting in his office chair, watching them all while drinking from his mug.
"No fucking way! They're going to fight? Oh, my god. Hahahaha! Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well." Vox said, mockingly. He watches a screen with Alastor on it, which glitches slightly.
"Oh, Alastor, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED!", Vox continued. Vox laughs maniacally
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The scene changes to show the cannibals all gathered outside the hotel, practicing with their weapons. As Charlie watches them all from the hotel's entrance, Vaggie comes up to her.
"Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this." Charlie said
"The cannibals seem ready to fight. Are we?" Vaggie asked
Sir Pentious bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself. Charlie's eyes sparkled and Violet genuinely looked impressed at the outfit as well.
"Fear not, damsels. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!" Sir Pentious said
"What in the hell are you supposed to be?" Vaggie asked
Sir Pentious salutes, "General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!"
"Thank you, Pen." Charlie said
Niffty, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Pentious, "What can I do to help?" She asked
"I'm glad, you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault." Sir Pentious said
Niffty blinks up at Pentious, having no idea what he just said.
"How about this. If you see an angel, stab it!" Charlie said as she handed Niffty a small blade.
Niffty sees Angel Dust a few meters away, and, thinking that Angel Dust is what Charlie meant, runs towards him with her knife, "Stab! Stab! Stab!"
"Hey, hey, hey, hey!" Angel exclaimed, he climbs up the pole he was leaning on
"Not him!" Charlie yelled
As Niffty runs off to find other things to stab, Angel does a flip and lands on the ground, before walking over to stand with Charlie, Vaggie and Pentious.
Nikki walks up to Kori, "Hey mom, do you think it would be okay if I was with Sir Pentious?" She asked
Kori puts a hand on her daughter's shoulder, "Just be careful okay and listen to what he says."
"I promise." Nikki said saluting
Vaggie drill sergeant style, "Listen up, sinners! We've got 24 hours before the Extermination begins. Let's get to work."
As the cannibals and the hotel's residents begin training to fight.
"Okay, if you're gonna survive out there on the battlefield, you need to learn a little lesson." Kori said as she grabbed her staff, "Now, pick up your weapons and let's get to work!"
Kori: Soldier keep on marching on
Head down till the work is done
Waiting on the morning sun
Soldier keep on marching on
Head in the dust, feet in the fire
Labour on that midnight wire
Listening for that angel choir
You got nowhere to run
You wanna take a drink of that promise land
Gotta wipe the dirt off of your hands
Careful son you got dreamers plans
But it gets hard to stand
Soldier keep on marching on
Head down till the work is done
Waiting on the morning sun
Soldier keep on marching on
Quiet now, you're gonna wake the beast
Hide your soul out of his reach
Shiver to that broken beat
Dark into the heat
Oooh Oooh
Oooh Oooh
Oooh Oooh
Oooh Oooh
Oooh Oooh
Oooh Oooh
Oooh Oooh
Oooh Oooh
(Soldier keep on marchin')
Oooh Oooh
(Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on marching on)
Oooh Oooh
(Keep on, keep on marching, keep on, marching on)
Oooh Oooh
(Soldier keep on marchin', keep on, keep on)
Oooh Oooh
(Keep on marching on, keep on keep on marchin')
Soldier keep on marching on
Head down till the work is done
Waiting on the morning sun
Soldier keep on marching on
Soldier keep on marching on
Soldier keep on marching on
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Back at the hotel, Charlie is holding Alastor's microphone, preparing to give a speech to the cannibals and the hotel's residents.
"Hello?" Charlie taps on the microphone, "I want to thank everyone for coming. Even people who aren't staying here yet...Cherri."
"Look, I can't resist a fight, okay? Especially when I get to tag team with this fuckhead." Cherri wraps an arm around Angel who smiles.
"I also want to thank I.M.P for their assistance as well. We appreciate the help." Charlie said
"Oh princess I wouldn't miss a chance on fucking up these angels." Blitzo said
Kori smacks her brother on the back of his head.
"Ow!" Blitzo yelled as he send a glare towards her
"Sorry, couldn't resist." Kori said smiling
"Tomorrow, the Exorcists will face a Hell ready to defend itself and win!" Charlie said, bolstered by the support.
"Yeah! Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby!" Vaggie said
"Yes! And we are-we are going to win! But in case we don't, I want you all to know... that getting to know you has been the biggest honor of my life. Whatever redemption really means, I know you all tried. I have seen the good in all of you. And it's...I-I'm just...I love you all, so much, and-and live tonight however you want because-"
"We're all gonna die!" Niffty interrupted, before maniacally laughing with everyone staring at her.
Vaggie starts clapping, trying to divulge the tension, "Alright! Let's give it up for not dying! Love not dying." Vaggie said. When she saw, nobody joined her, she paused.
"Drinks?" Vaggie asked
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Inside the hotel, the gang are sharing drinks, talking and laughing with one another.
"I mean, personally, I'm excited. It's been a while since I stabbed anyone and really meant it, you know what I mean?" Vaggie said
"Cheers, bitches!" Cherri exclaimed, clinking her glass against Angel, Husk and Kori's, who all grinned back.
"Here's to us!" Angel smiled.
"Here's to being alive today and not dying tomorrow." Sir Pentious said loudly, everyone cheering him on.
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Alastor, and Niffty watch the rest of the group drinking from the mezzanine.
"Ah, the celebratory night before a courageous last stand. It's been a surprising thrill to witness these wayward souls find connection. Almost makes one sentimental, eh, Niffty?" Alastor asked
"I really like them, Alastor. They let me put on roach puppet shows without booing!" Niffty said
"Ah, an enjoyable collective to be around. I admit one could get accustomed." Alastor said
Niffty hops on top of Alastor's head and places a crown made of roaches and sticks on his head
"I dub thee, King Roach." Niffty said
"Oh, to understand your twisted little mind!" Alastor said
Alastor, and Niffty begin laughing maniacally together, signaling that they possibly do understand each other's twisted little minds.
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Alastor sees Kori coming up and Niffty goes away but peeks out the curtain to watch the couple.
"I thought you would be downstairs with the others." Alastor said
"I'll be heading down there soon, but I wanted to see you with everything going on." Kori said
"I know and I promise that I will be there to protect you and our children." Alastor said
Kori smiles at him and cupped his face with her hand, "You've changed so much since you came here. I'm so glad you came back."
Alastor: ♫ If happiness was a tangible thing, it would be you ♫
♫ If you'da told me the feeling you'd bring, I'd think it untrue ♫
♫ And people search for a wonder like you all of their lives ♫
♫ You still amaze me after all this time ♫
♫ You pull me in like some kind of wind ♫
♫ Mesmerized by the hold I'm in ♫
♫ Leave you here, I don't wanna ♫
♫ I wanna ♫
♫ Promise as one does ♫
♫ I, I will protect you at all costs ♫
♫ Keep you safe here in my arms ♫
♫ I, I will protect you at all costs ♫
♫ At all costs ♫
Kori: ♫ What's pain when I look at you? ♫
♫ No way I could explain you ♫
♫ Even if tried to ♫
♫ I'll never dream like I used to do ♫
♫ If someone tried to hurt you, I don't see how that could happen ♫
♫ I'd fight for you in ways you can't imagine ♫
♫ Felt this, no, I haven't, I hope ♫
♫ It would be alright to stay right here beside you ♫
Kori/Alastor: ♫And promise as one does ♫
♫ I, I will protect you at all costs ♫
♫ Keep you safe here in my arms ♫
♫ I, I will protect you at all costs ♫
♫ At all costs ♫
♫ If you're ever feelin' like you're lost ♫
♫ I'll come find you, man all fronts ♫
♫ There's no ocean I won't swim across ♫
♫ To be right by you, and not just once ♫
♫ Here and now, I swear on my response ♫
♫ I'll remind you ♫
♫ And promise as one does ♫
♫ I, I will protect you at all costs ♫
♫ Keep you safe here in my arms ♫
♫ I, I will protect you at all costs ♫
♫ At all costs ♫
Alastor and Kori hold each other close and kissed.
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Meanwhile Angel is sitting by the parlor as Husk pours him a drink.
"Last day of afterlife, and you're not off snorting a line off some hunk's abs?" Husk asked the spider.
"Eh, you fucked one cannibal pool boy, you fucked 'em all." Angel said
"I guess you have changed." Husk said
"Hey, Charlie said live tonight however we wanted... so pour me a fresh one, and let's get to living!" Angel said
Pentious tentatively approaches Cherri Bomb, who is talking to Vaggie.
"Miss Bomb? Cherri?" He asked, taking his hat off. Vaggie pat his shoulder in silent support.
"Yeah?"
"I want to tell you....that I...love..I'd love to wish you good luck in the battle ahead." He held his hand out for Cherri to shake, which she did, eyeing him weirdly.
"Okay." Cherri said
"You are....Have always been a worthy opponent. With the most brilliant explosive contraptions I've ever seen." Pentious blushed.
"Uh....thanks?" Cherri smiled, sharing a soft moment with him.
"Anyway, I guess...please don't die tomorrow. Okay, bye!" Sir Pentious runs away as Angel and Kori walked up to Cherri, passing her a shot
"Ya know, you could totally tap that." Kori smirked, clinking her glass against Cherri's.
"Tss, don't be gross." Cherri said
"Cuz, you know, I hear he's got 2 dicks." Angel said
"Huh!" Cherri hummed, eyes narrowed in thought.
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Charlie stood in front of Angel's door, looking at the photos and the LED lights the spider had strung up.
"Charlie?" Vaggie said
Charlie turns to see Vaggie standing in the corridor, watching her. Charlie turns away from her.
"I'm sorry...I'm...I'm just so scared. What if we lose?" Charlie said
Vaggie: ♪ You've, already done so much ♪
Vaggie begins to walk towards Charlie
♪ So many lives you've changed ♪
♪ So many souls you've touched ♪
♪ And in the end, if it's only me you've saved ♪
Charlie and Vaggie: ♪ There's something that I've been dying to say ♪
♪ More than anything ♪
♪ More than anything ♪
♪ Need you to know I love you more than anything ♪
♪ More than anything ♪
Charlie and Vaggie hold each other close and kiss as the camera slowly pans away from the two of them.
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In Heaven, the Exorcists are all lined up outside Heaven's gates as Adam gives them all a pep talk, "Extermination Day is here, bitches. We're going to go down and exterminate demon ass!"
"Destroy that ass!", Lute yelled out, doing a 'Rosie the Riveter' pose.
"Prepare to slaughter every sinner in that shit hotel, and you all remember Vaggie?" Adam asked
The Exorcists all boo Vaggie
"Boo! We hate her!" The Exorcists yelled out, hatefully.
"Rip Vaggie's cunt mouth out her ass!" Lute yelled out, which actually caught Adam off-guard.
"Would you just-ju-chill, Lute. Fuck.", Adam said, weirded out. "Anyway, whoever brings me Vaggie's head gets... Uh... I don't know, a million Heaven bucks. How about that?" Adam asked. The Exorcists cheer raucously, bloodlust rising.
"Oh, and one more thing. You see a smoking hot short haired blonde with legs for days?" Adam asked, starting to leer. "That's Kori. I want her brought to me alive and untouched, got it? The sacrifice must happen and cannot allow her to become the Phoenix!!"
"Haha, yeah! Ladies, let's fuck shit up!" Adam yelled, accompanied by a guitar sting ♪ATTACK!♪
"FORWARD!" Lute yelled
(A/N Note 2: This is Kori's battle costume)
Behind Adam, a portal to Hell opens and all of the Exorcists fly through it.
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The portal opens right outside the hotel, where Charlie, Vaggie, Kori, Nikki, Izuku, Angel, Pentious, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb and the cannibals are gathered by the entrance. Charlie has a golden shield with an apple motif, Vaggie has her angelic spear, Niffty has the small knife that Charlie gave her and is laughing maniacally, Angel has a Tommy gun, Cherri has a bomb, and Pentious has a short sword. Their weapons have all been given angelic steel enhancements to allow them to kill the Exorcists.
"Here they come. Get ready, everyone." Vaggie said
"We fight together!" Charlie yelled
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As the group prepares to attack, Valentino, Velvette and Vox are all sitting in front of a TV in V Tower, which is showing real-time camera footage from the hotel. Valentino and Velvette look bored, with Velvette on her phone, but Vox has a box of popcorn and is excited to watch them all die.
"Oh, oh. Oh, this is going to be good!" Vox said, excited to see the carnage
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At the hotel, Vaggie raises her angelic spear, "Now! FOR YOUR SOULS!"
The group cheers and charges as the Exorcists begin pouring out of the portal, charging back at them.
"Let's FUCK THEM UP!" Kori yelled
As the Exorcists and the hotel group begin fighting, Alastor and Kori stand on the hotel's roof, watching the angels flying out.
"This is going to be fun." Kori said as she began firing her guns at the angels.
"Let the slaughter begin. AHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA!" Alastor laughs maniacally as he swings his microphone, causing a huge force field to appear around the hotel which traps the attacking Exorcists inside.
Adam and Lute watch in confusion from outside the force field, "The fuck?" Adam said in confusion
"They appear to have some kind of shield, sir!" Lute said
"Oh, really? I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me, YOU DUMB BITCH! NO SHIT!" Adam started sarcastically, before insulting Lute, making her go deadpan.
The force field sprouts tentacles and begins killing Exorcists that are on the outside of the force field with angelic weapons
"That's how they can kill us? With our own weapons?! Fucking weak, dude." Adam said
As Lute raises her sword and flies to attack the shield, Cherri and Angel attack Exorcists from the inside of the force field, with Angel shooting with his Tommy gun and Cherri throwing her explosives. Pentious watches them from his cannons.
"Come and get some!"
"Eat shrapnel, fuckers!"
"All angelic weapons fire at will!" Sir Pentious yelled
Husk flies past, throwing his explosive cards at angels, "Hey! Yelling while fighting...doesn't help."
Niffty runs around stabbing every angel she can see, even the dead ones. Charlie and Vaggie are fighting back to back
"Alastor's shield is working!" Charlie said
"Trying to focus, sweetie!" Vaggie yelled
"We might actually have a chance!" Charlie said
"Love the optimism. Still trying to focus." Vaggie said
Adam and Lute are still hovering over the force field. Adam clearly has had enough of being left out of the battle.
"I'm fucking over this." Adam draws backwards before flying straight at the shield. With one punch, he causes it to dissipate, leaving the hotel exposed.
"Fuck!" Angel cursed
"Oh, no!" Charlie said
As the smoke clears, Adam sees Alastor and Kori standing on the roof. Recognizing Alastor as the creator of the shield, Adam flies down to the roof.
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The Vees watch from V Tower, Vox preparing to see Alastor die.
"Oh, fuck! I am so hard right now!" Vox makes a thrust gesture for a couple seconds while Velvette seems uncomfy of Vox making the gesture at her.
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Meanwhile, Alastor and Kori who are holding hands take a few steps forward to meet Adam
"Adam! First man, next to die." Alastor said
"Who the fuck are you?" Adam asked
"Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure." Alastor said
"And we're about to end your fucking life." Kori said and Alastor tapped his cane on the ground, causing four tentacles to rise up around him.
"Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for PUSSIES!" Adam said
Adam summons his guitar and flies straight at Alastor. Alastor stands still as his tentacles lash out at Adam.
"Ah ah ah!" Alastor said
"You really think you can take me one? A mortal soul is no match for me, edge-lord." Adam said, slashing the tentacles and swirling his guitar, shredding one. "Better yet, why don't you hand me over that fiery blonde girl, you're protecting?" Adam asked.
Adam tapped the hand he wasn't using on his chin in mock thought. "What was her name again? Kori, right? Can't wait to kill her and maybe I'll make her children watch as I destroy her." Adam said.
"YOU WILL NOT TOUCH HER!" Alastor said, becoming angry.
Kori flies up to Adam to go punch him but he catches both of her hands and she begins to struggle but they are both equally strong, "This is getting annoying!" Kori yelled and she head butts Adam
"You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish when they take charge of their own fate." Alastor said
Alastor's shadow looms behind him, making it appear as though there was a crack in the hotel's roof. The crack leads up to Adam, where one of Alastor's shadow monsters appears and punches Adam.
"Ohoho, you think you're tough shit, huh?" Adam destroys Alastor's shadow monster
"We're much tougher than you. Ha ha ha!" Kori said
Adam swings at Alastor and Kori with his guitar. They both easily dodges his strikes.
"Oh come on at this point, you're not even trying!" Kori sassed, she wrapped her legs around Adam's neck and brings him down to the ground
"You fuckin bitch!" Adam continues to attack her but she does a double back flip to avoid him.
"You lack discipline, control, and worst," Alastor goes into full demon form, "YOU'RE SLOPPY!"
More of Alastor's shadow creatures appear, attacking Adam and crawling all over him, sending him flying upwards.
"And you're... fuck-fuck you...you red piece of f-too much fucking red...fuck...shut up!" Adam said
Using one of his tentacles, Alastor grabs Adam and throws him into the sign on the hotel's roof, "Ha ha ha! Poetry!" Alastor said
"I'm going to wipe that shit-eating grin off your face and then I'm going to kill your fucking girlfriend, CAUSE RADIO IS FUCKING DEAD!"
Adam flies a few meters into the air and swings his guitar, sending a shockwave towards Alastor. When it dissipates, Alastor has been forced out of his full demon form and his microphone has been snapped in two.
Kori is also hit and she begins to fall until Husk catches her, "Thanks." Kori pants
"No problem." Husk said blushing and he puts her safely on the ground
Alastor with absolutely no static, "What just happened?" He notices his microphone, "...fuck."
While Alastor is distracted by his microphone, Adam manages to score a hit on him, slashing him across the torso and sending him flying back to the edge of the roof.
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Vox cheers from V Tower.
"Yes! Fuck you, Alastor!" Vox flips off screen, "Ahahaha!" He jumps on top of the table, "THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!"
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Alastor picks up the 2 pieces of his microphone, trying to go back into his full demon form, but being too injured.
"Have to disagree with you there! Radio's not dead, but it is ending this broadcast." Alastor flees the battle and melts into his shadow. Adam, laughing, watches him disappear while leaning on his guitar.
"Bye, bitch!" Adam waved
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Meanwhile, Vox watches in anger from V Tower, disappointed that Alastor wasn't dead and angry at him for seemingly fleeing like a coward.
"No! Fuck you fuck you fuck you! Pussy!!" Vox yelled
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At the front of the hotel, Pentious and Nikki commands the cannibals from the balcony, "Right flank, advance! Left flank, watch your six." Nikki said
Pentious then turns to Charlie and Vaggie, "Ladies! There are more coming up on your right. Get ready for them, Vagatha!"
"Not my name, but got it." Vaggie said
Charlie is hitting angels with her shield, apologizing to each of them as she does so.
"Sorry! Sorry. Sorry-sorry, sorry!" Charlie said
"Now's not the time for that, babe!" Vaggie said
"Oh, right."
Five angels fly at Vaggie, out to kill her. Charlie uses her firework power to explode them all.
"DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!" Charlie yelled
Husk flies around the hotel, throwing his playing cards. Angel, near him, is shooting them all with his Tommy gun, "These fucking angels won't stop coming!"
Angel laughs, his dirty mind turning it into a sex joke, "Okay, I walked right into that one."
Angel sees an Exorcist advancing on Izuku and the Egg Boi, "Hold that thought."
Angel runs to defend Izuku and the Egg Boi, one of them having already been killed by the Exorcist. Angel blocks the Exorcist's sword with his tommy gun, before shooting it up with a pair of guns that were hidden in his third pair of arms.
"You alright, squirts?" Angel said to the Egg Boi and Izuku
"I nearly scrambled...myself." The Egg Boi said
"Yeah thank you, Angel." Izuku said
"Get somewhere safe." Angel said
Angel is knocked off his feet by a huge explosion. Kori catches him before he hits the ground, "Gotcha." She said
The smoke clears, revealing it to be Adam, flying above everyone and shooting angelic light from his hands
"SUCK MY HOLY LIGHT, FUCKERS! YEAH!" Adam yelled
"What? Alastor was supposed to handle him. Oh no, he must be-" Charlie and Vaggie run to safety as Adam attempts to shoot at them.
Kori activates a forcefield to protect her and Izuku.
Nikki and Pentious watch them.
"We aren't going to last long unless we do something about him." Vaggie said
Nikki looks up at Adam, "Of course." She then turns to Sir Pentious, "Pentious, we have to get to the blimp." She said and then runs off
Cherri runs past Pentious to get to a better vantage point, holding a bomb. Pentious pulls her back down.
"I'm trying to fight here! You out of your fucking mind?" Cherri yelled
"Yes." Sir Pentious said and he kissed Cherri, the bomb falling out of her hand and exploding behind them.
"Miss Cherri Bomb, I love you. Remember me!" Sir Pentious said
Pentious runs off to his airship. Cherri looks back at him.
"That was kinda hot." Cherri said
Pentious and Nikki enter the airship, the Egg Boiz lined up around the inside. As he slithers past them, they salute.
"Eggs, activate thrusters, and charge the death ray." Nikki said
"Yes, sir." The Egg Boi said
Pentious' airship starts up and lifts itself off of the hotel. Everyone else watches.
"Pentious?" Charlie said
"That crazy motherfucker." Angel said
"NO!" Kori yelled
The airship flies towards Adam, aiming the death ray at him.
"Target in range." The Egg Boi said
"Fire." Sir Pentious yelled
The airship edges closer and closer to Adam, the death ray charging up. Adam notices it
"Oh, whoop!" With one blast from his finger, Adam incinerates the airship and everyone inside it.
"Haha, that coulda been ugly." Adam said
Everyone stares in horror from the ground
"Noo!" Charlie yelled
"Fuck..." Angel cursed
"No..." Kori cried as her forcefield deactivates
"You did good, buddy." Angel said
"No, no, no." Charlie, crying, sinks to her knees.
Charlie growls as the tears run down her face, the sadness turning into rage. She stands up.
"Razzle! Dazzle!"
Razzle and Dazzle fly over to her. Charlie engulfs herself in a tornado of fire and rises up. When it dissipates, she is in her full demon form and is holding a pitchfork. Razzle and Dazzle have become huge dragons.
Vaggie runs over to Kori, "Kori, I'm so sorry..." Vaggie said
Kori screams out in agony because not only does she think Alastor is dead but she now lost her daughter.
"I AM PHOENIX!" Kori yelled and then she flies away after Adam
"Let's ride!" Charlie yelled
Charlie and Vaggie jump onto Razzle and Dazzle's backs and begin to fly. The rest of them watch from the ground, cheering.
"Yeah! Get 'em!" Husk cheered
"Get 'em sis! Fuck those angels up!" Blitzo yelled
Charlie and Vaggie fly higher and higher, towards Adam and Lute, "Forward! Go, Razzle, go!"
"Oh, look who thinks they're badass now!" Adam yelled
"The traitor came to die." Lute said, she lunges down and slices Dazzle's wing clean off, causing him to roar in pain.
"No!" Vaggie yelled
Vaggie screams as they fall together. Lute strikes her sword in Dazzle's heart as they crash through the glass ceiling and right in the lobby. Vaggie falls off, and gets up just as Lute raises her sword out of Dazzle, and they stare each other in the face.
"Before I take your life, I'm going to tear that other eye out of your face." Lute said
"Try it, bitch." Vaggie said
A fight bell rings as Lute lunges at Vaggie, Vaggie managing to throw her into the wall. Lute flies back at Vaggie and throws her to the ground, hitting her head against it repeatedly. Vaggie manages to flip her over, but Lute throws her into the wall again, before lunging at her with her sword. Vaggie dodges and Lute rams her sword into the wall. Pulling it out, she leaps at Vaggie and smashes her head into the table, breaking Vaggie's nose. Vaggie grabs Alastor's radio and hits Lute with it. As the two continue fighting, Charlie watches from atop Razzle.
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"Vaggie!" Charlie cried out
"Go! I got Adam!" Kori said to Charlie
Charlie begins to fly down to help Vaggie, but Adam appears in her flight path
"Surprise, bitch!" Adam yelled
"Get away from her!" Kori yelled as she flies down to them
With one arm, Adam smashes Charlie into the sign on the hotel's roof, electrocuting her. Charlie falls onto the roof as Adam flies above the hotel's sign
"You dirty mother fucker!" Kori yelled, she starts swinging her sword at Adam but he dodges every one of her attacks
"Risking your immortal life for sinners? Now you've involved imps and hellhounds. That's some crazy shit, even for Lucifer's brat!" Adam said
"These sinners are our family!" Kori yelled
"These sinners are my family"! Do you even hear yourself? You should've stayed in your place, girlie-" Adam is interrupted when Charlie stabs him in the arm with her pitchfork, before swinging him around to throw him across the roof.
"That's Princess of Hell to you, pig!" Charlie said
"The fuck? That hurt!" Adam said
Charlie and Kori look at him, and Charlie flicks her tail.
Adam stands up, "Hehe. Okay." Adam said
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Back in the hotel's foyer, Lute throws Vaggie to the ground, knocking her spear out of her hand.
"You always were weak." Lute said
Vaggie tries to reach for her spear, but Lute flips it off the ground and out of her reach with her foot, before driving it into Vaggie's right hand. Vaggie screams in pain.
"So, I'll spare you the pain of seeing your demon bitch die." Lute said
Vaggie looks up and sees that the mezzanine is on the verge of collapse. Pulling the spear out of her hand, she uses it to throw Lute off of her before revealing her newly restored wings to fly up and destroy the last pillars holding it up. Lute screams as it falls on her as plumes of sawdust fly everywhere. When it clears, the LED face has come off of Lute's mask. Lute's left arm is pinned under the rubble.
"Do it, then. Correct your mistake." Lute said
"Seriously, you're pathetic, you know that? Ready to die rather than accepting mercy? No, live. Live knowing that you only do because I let you, the failure." Vaggie said
Hearing Charlie screaming in the distance, Vaggie flies out of the hole in the hotel's roof to help her. As soon as she is gone, Lute, not accepting mercy, begins to free herself from under the rubble. She screams in pain as she pulls her left arm out of its socket, freeing the rest of her body.
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On the hotel's roof, Adam knocks Charlie to the ground, before picking her up by the throat. Charlie's tail and horns recede.
"Let...me...go!" Charlie said
"This fight was cute n'all, but it's" his mask glitches for a moment, "time to die with the rest of them!"
Kori flies down to help her and slashes at Adam with her katana. "Ah shit!" Adam cried out, backing away from her.
"You killed my daughter and now I'm going to kill you!" Kori yelled
"I should've killed you and your children long ago!" Adam yelled
Kori's eyes widened, she growls in anger and flies toward Adam. "Her name was Nikki! REMEMBER IT!" She then punches him in his face.
She then proceeds by punching him repeatedly, she head butts him, grabs his arm and throws him to the ground.
Adam recovers and goes to attack Charlie. Adam knocks Charlie to the ground, before picking her up by the throat. Charlie's tail and horns recede.
"Let...me...go!" Charlie said
"This fight was cute n'all, but it's" his mask glitches for a moment, "time to die with the rest of them!"
Vaggie flies to the roof to help Charlie, but Lute flies after her and pins her to the floor, "Charlie! Kori!"
Suddenly, a fist appears and punches Adam so hard that it damages his mask as he goes flying into the hotel's sign, before falling through the roof. The person catches Charlie as it is revealed to be Lucifer, with his wings out and sporting a different coat, this one with red and golden epaulets.
Kori manages to catch herself before she lands on the ground.
"Dad?" Charlie asked
"Sorry I wasn't here sooner, sweetie." Lucifer said
Lucifer lands and puts Charlie down. Adam climbs back onto the roof, half of his mask having broken off.
Adam climbs back onto the roof, half of his mask having broken off. "Okay, seriously! How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!" He asked.
Lucifer walks up to Adam, rolling up his sleeves to fight. "Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter, and now, I am going to FUCK you!"
Adam stares at Lucifer, perplexed. Lute and Vaggie stop their fight to stare in confusion at Lucifer. Angel cocks an eyebrow, smiling as Husk gives him a deadpanned look and the other Exorcists also stare in confusion.
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The Vees stare at the screen from V Tower, Vox looking perplexed, Velvette wearing a smile, and Valentino saying:
"Well, this just got interesting." Valentino said
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Charlie, slightly embarrassed, corrects her dad, "It's fuck you up, Dad." Charlie whispered
"...Wait, what did I say?" Lucifer asked
Adam flies at Lucifer with a battle cry, smashing him into the wall.
Lucifer transforms into a snake to escape and slithers into the air, before transforming back. "Hyahahah! So this is what you been up to since Eden?" Lucifer asks and dodges Adam by turning into a goat. "Gotta say, you've really let yourself go, buddy."
Adam grabs Lucifer by the foot but Lucifer turns into a snake briefly to free himself. Adam throws him away and Lucifer turns into a bird. "You?! judging me?! You're the most hated being in all of creation!" Adam shouted.
Adam tries to shoot his angelic light at Lucifer, but Lucifer dodges, "Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer... or the second, bow-chicka-pow-pow!" Lucifer flies away doing a little dance.
Adam briefly manages to hold him in a chokehold, "I'll fuckin' end you!"
Lucifer turns into a horse and kicks Adam away, "Whoa, missed me!" Lucifer turns back and dodges Adam' light, "Hoohoo, not even close. Haha! Nice try, douchebag!"
"Hold still, you slippery fucker!" Adam said
Charlie watches the two of them fighting for a few moments before running over to help Vaggie.
Meanwhile Lucifer, in the form of an octopus, has Adam wrapped up in his tentacles before Adam chucks him away, Lucifer changing back to his standard form. Adam charges up a huge blast of angelic light at Lucifer. Lucifer dodges and the light chops the hotel straight in half.
Charlie screams as she falls down the middle, the entire hotel crumbling around her. Then, Lucifer swoops down and catches her, "I got ya."
Charlie smiles before hearing Adam's laughing, she looks and sees him charging up to them, "Dad, look out!"
"Huh?"
Charlie snarls as she used her demonic powers to transform her right hand, turning it red with darken splotches, somewhat resembling Hellboy, and blocks Adam just as he was about to punch them,
"Woah wait, what the fuck?!" Adam yelled
Lucifer and Charlie stare at Adam menacingly, before they catapult him to the ground screaming, the impact leaving a blast wave of smoke, and a crater where he lay, his mask completely shattered, revealing his human face. He looks up and sees Lucifer in his fully demonic form, a spark of flames emitting between his horns as his eyes glow blood red.
"YOU COME AT ME, AND MY DAUGHTER! DON'T FORGET, YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, BITCH!" Lucifer yelled and proceeded to punch Adam senselessly, fire coming from his hands as he does so and laughed at Adam's pain. Lucifer then summons a sphere of fire, preparing to finish him off, before Charlie puts her hand on his shoulder, getting his attention.
"Whoa, whoa, Dad. He's had enough." Charlie said
They look down to Adam, who lies motionless on the ground. The two royals then leave the crater, still staring at Adam.
"Alright. How's mercy taste, you little bitch?" Lucifer said
Adam gets out of crater and faces the gang, "I'm the fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or something! I started everything on Earth!" Adam shouted, sounding greatly insecure.
"All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You all should be worshipping me, you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers...!" Just as Adam says these words, a small knife is stabbed through him, causing him to shout out in pain.
Everyone looks in shock as an angelic blade is stabbed right through his chest.
"Woo-hoah!" Vaggie said, smiling wildly.
"Hey, y-ya got somethin' stickin' outta your... your thing there." Lucifer said, pointing at his chest.
Adam collapses face first to the ground, revealing Niffty on his back, having sneaked up behind to stab him.
"Niffty?" Charlie said, surprised while Vaggie smiles at her, very proud.
Niffty stares blankly at Adam for a few seconds before she smiles and viciously stabs him again and again, his golden blood splattering all over her. "STAB! STAB STAB! Hahahaha! Haha! Hahaha! RUEAhahaha!"
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The Vees stare in shock at the screen from V Tower.
"Ho-ly shit!" Vox said, smiling while Valentino appears to be having PTSD flashbacks.
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"Blood! Hahahaha!!" Niffty continues, laughing, psychotically.
A little way away, Lute turns and looks in horror at Adam's body.
"NOOOO!" Lute dashes up to Adam just as Niffty skips off. Lute turns Adam to face her and he gives her a small smile before dying. "Sir! Sir! Stay with me sir! ADAM!"
The others then come up to her, Charlie, Kori, and Lucifer in their demonic forms.
"It's over." Kori said
"Take your little friends, and GO HOME! Please." Lucifer said
Lute realized that the only option she has is obeying him and picks up Adam's halo
"Retreat! All Exorcists fall back!" Lute commanded
With that command, all the surviving Exorcists take off to the portal to Heaven, Lute following behind scowling. The portal then closes as Lucifer looks to the group.
The portal then closes as Lucifer turns to the group. "Sooo...." He said, clapping his hands together and sighing. "Who's up for pancakes?"
Only Niffty raises her hand, everyone else just looks at him, unamused.
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The scene cuts to a newsflash from 666 News, "Good evening. I'm Katie Killjoy!"
"And I'm-" Tom started. But Katie shoved him out of his seat and out of the frame.
"Nobody gives a shit who you are, Tom. Breaking news-" Katie announced. "Extermination day is canceled!" Katie continued.
Arackniss and Baxter are seen looking at a billboard which is playing the news report. The news report begins to play clips from the fight with the Exorcists.
"Charlie Morningstar managed to fend off the angelic attack with more than just nice words." Katie said
In Cannibal Town, Rosie watches the news report while sipping tea, while in V Tower, Velvette watches the news on her phone. Valentino comes over and briefly looks over her shoulder, before walking away to play the same news report on his television
"In an unseen turn of events, our demonic head honcho Lucifer stepped in to save his daughter's ass in the last moment. We're also hearing reports that Adam, leader of the angelic legions, first man and totally fuckable bad boy, has been slain by a filthy janitor." Katie said
From his surveillance room, Vox watches the news, which is now showing Niffty being interviewed, staring blankly at the camera. Carmilla Carmine watches the news from her office, a small smile on her face.
"The janitor said, quote, "Charlie told me to stab, so I did". Anyway, congrats to Charlie and her crew for not being totally fucking useless for once." Katie said
The scene cuts to Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb and Lucifer digging through the rubble of the Hazbin Hotel. Husk picks up a broken bottle. Charlie runs through the hotel with Vaggie, looking anxiously around. She sees KeeKee lying in the rubble and picks her up.
She sees KeeKee lying in the rubble and picks her up. "Oh... there, there. It's... it's okay.", Charlie said, comfortingly, looking over the damage.
Kori runs over to her son, "Are you okay?" She asked
"No." Izuku said
"It's going to be okay, we're going to get through this." Kori said and they hugged each other
Charlie looks over and smiles briefly when she sees Angel and Fat Nuggets reuniting. She begins to walk towards them, but she stops when she steps on something. Charlie looks down to see the banner which reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!". Vaggie walks over to her
Charlie: ♪ They did it for us ♪
♪ The ultimate sacrifice ♪
♪ He gave me his trust, and look how we paid the price ♪
♪ This bloodshed could have been avoided if I convinced Heaven to work together ♪
Charlie walks through the hotel's ruins to the edge of the precipice, where she has a clear view of the hotel's sign, collapsed on the ground
Charlie: ♪ I took a hotel, and I destroyed it ♪
♪ I know I could have done better ♪
♪ Better, instead of letting you down ♪
Lucifer walks over to her and places a hand on her shoulder.
Lucifer: ♪ Come on, little lady, why the frown? ♪
♪ In the last 10,000 years ♪
♪ You're the first one to change this town! ♪
Kori stands in front of Charlie and points encouragingly at her.
Kori: ♪ You can do this! Now I know it! ♪
♪ For your story has just begun! ♪
♪ You can't quit now, hell, you owe it! ♪
♪ There's still damage to be undone ♪
♪ You've changed my mind, you've touched their hearts ♪
Vaggie, Angel who is still holding Fat Nuggets, Izuku, Loona, Blitzo, Millie Moxxie, Husk, Niffty and Cherri Bomb gather around the 3 of them.
Lucifer: ♪ Found the good in souls gone bad ♪
♪ The stage is wrecked, the crowd is gone ♪
♪ But by God, Charlie! ♪
♪ The show, it must go on! ♪
Everyone else gathers around Charlie, singing encouragingly
Vaggie, Angel, Husk, Niffty and Cherri Bomb: ♪ We can do this, we can build it ♪
♪ Best hotel that you've ever seen! ♪
♪ Twice the bedrooms, we can fill it ♪
Lucifer & Kori: ♪ With more sinners than you can dream! ♪
Lucifer, Kori, and Vaggie: ♪ It starts with you, ♪
Lucifer, Vaggie and Angel: ♪ You know it's true, ♪
Lucifer, Vaggie, Angel, Husk, Niffty and Cherri Bomb: ♪ Fulfill your destiny! ♪
Charlie, now smiling, stands up
Charlie: ♪ So long as I've got all of you with me! ♪
Niffty is running around the hotel's ruins, picking up bricks
Niffty: ♪ To build a hotel, I think we'll need some brick and lumber! ♪
Lucifer: ♪ Good thing we're in Hell, check out this little magic number! ♪
Lucifer creates huge, neat piles of bricks. Meanwhile, Angel begins to build pillars]
Angel Dust: ♪ Start with foundation! ♪
Lucifer: ♪ A remedial creation for me! ♪
Kori, using Keekee in her key form as a gun, creates foundations
Niffty, Angel and Lucifer: ♪ It's as easy as can be! ♪
Charlie is helping to rebuild the hotel while wiping away tears
Charlie: ♪ No time for crying, we got a lot of work to do and, ♪
Kori: ♪ We gotta try and, make the best of what's in ruins! ♪
Vaggie and Husk help to rebuild it
Vaggie: ♪ New coat of paint! ♪
Husk: ♪ New lights across the marquee ♪
Charlie uses her angelic power to light up the lightbulbs
Charlie, Kori, Vaggie and Husk: ♪ With a little sorcery! ♪
Meanwhile, in V Tower, Vox bursts through the doors of Valentino's penthouse. Valentino and Velvette are already there
Vox: ♪ After the battle, masterless cattle! ♪
Vox and Valentino: ♪ Overlords hanging by a thread! ♪
As the Vees look at a board showing a mind map of their enemies, Vox throws a knife through an old picture of Alastor. Vox is clearly visible in the frame, but has been torn out of the picture, presumably by Vox himself.
Vox and Valentino: ♪ With a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow ♪
♪ We'll be atop the heap! ♪
Vox and Valentino dance together while Velvette records them, smiling
Valentino: ♪ While the rest of Hell's pissing! ♪
Vox: ♪ Alastor's missing! ♪
Vox and Valentino: ♪ Fled with his tail between his legs! ♪
♪ Nature abhors a power vacuum ♪
♪ It leaves room for you and me! ♪
Velvette comes up behind Vox and Val and puts her arms around the 2 of them.
Vox and Valentino: ♪ The future of Hell belongs to the Vees! ♪
As the three of them laugh together, the scene cuts to Alastor, limping towards the ruins of his radio tower while holding the broken pieces of his microphone
Alastor: ♪ This place reaks of death ♪
Alastor enters his radio tower
♪ There's a chill in the air ♪
♪ And I barely escaped being killed by a hair ♪
♪ "Great Alastor, altruist, died for his friends" ♪
♪ Sorry to disappoint! That is not where this ends! ♪
♪ I'm hungry for freedom, like never before ♪
Alastor walks through his radio tower, his eyes darting around the room.
♪ The constraints of my deal surely have a back door ♪
♪ Once I figure out how to unclip my wings ♪
♪ Guess who will be pulling all the strings? ♪
Alastor laughs maniacally as his shadow looms above him.
Meanwhile, back at the hotel, the rest of the hotel's residents are finishing off the rebuilding while putting up a painting of Pentious along with a family portrait of Kori, Izuku, Nikki, and Alastor.
Vaggie, Angel, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb, Kori, Izuku, Ozzie, Fizz, Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie Loona and Lucifer: ♪ We can do this! ♪ (Charlie: ♪ We can do this ♪)
♪ We'll be better! ♪ (♪ We'll be better ♪)
♪ Though redemption may take a while ♪ (♪ Though it may take a while! ♪)
♪ Wayward sinners, clear their ledger! ♪
Alastor appears in the middle of the group, now recovered.
Alastor: ♪ And we're doing it with a smile! ♪
Everyone except for Husk and Lucifer cheer and hug Alastor.
"Al!" Kori yelled
"Dad!" Izuku yelled
Kori kisses Alastor as Izuku hugged him.
"Oh, this guy." Lucifer said
Charlie: ♪ We'll make a difference, wait and see! ♪
Charlie and Vaggie: ♪ We're gonna do this, you and me! ♪
Vaggie, Angel, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb, Kori, Izuku, Ozzie, Fizz, Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie Loona and Lucifer: ♪ And then tomorrow it will be a fuckin' happy day in hell! ♪
All of them sing the last line while looking at the rebuilt hotel.
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In V Tower, Vox and Valentino make out while Velvette takes a selfie of them.
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In Heaven, Sera and Emily are sitting in a room together. Suddenly, Sir Pentious and Nikki rise up into the room. His color scheme has been changed to white, gold and blue and he now has a love-hearts motif. Nikki is now wearing a white and blue dress.
"What?" Sir Pentious asked
"Where-where are we?" Nikki asked
They both turn and see Sera and Emily, "Oh, hello." They said
Emily, realizing that this is proof that the Hazbin Hotel works, squeaks with excitement. Sera, having come to the same conclusion, looks mortified.
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Ocean waves wash up onto the beaches of Heaven. In a lounge chair, a lone woman with a large fedora hat sits there, watching the sea. Her hair flows by the wind.
Lute approaches her, dropping Adam's halo on the ground in front of her, "Adam is dead. Your deal is done and I'm in charge now. Your brat is threatening the very foundation of Heaven. And if you want to stay here, you're going down there and stopping that bitch." she points, leaning down, "You understand me...Lilith?"
The woman, revealed to be Lilith, stared up at Lute before she furrowed her eyebrows from behind the sunglasses in annoyance.
(A/N Note 3: This is the last chapter until season 2 comes out.)
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