Charlie is pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was walking alongside her owner, "Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?!" Charlie begins to panic. "And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!"

Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down, "Yes. We will."

"Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now..." Angel said. His phone vibrating with violent and threatening messages such as "fucking bitch".

"Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!" Charlie said

"Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts." Angel waves his phone in their faces, "People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District."

He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.

"Err, what is a...Donkey Show?" Charlie asked

Angel panics and retreats the phone back, "Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit."

"Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate." Vaggie said

"Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?" Niki said

"This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!" Charlie said

"Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?" Izuku waves his phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.

"Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -" Charlie begins

Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fright from behind, getting their attention.

"Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and face -" Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him along with Kori who is sitting across from him, sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor, "Oh there you are - Face my wrath!"

"Ugh, this guy again." Kori grumbled

"Who are you?" Alastor asked

"Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!" Sir Pentious yelled

Alastor dissolves into a fog while Kori lands gracefully on the ground next to Angel, Vaggie, Izuku, Niki, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.

"Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!" Sir Pentious yelled

"Ooh you tell 'em boss." An Egg Boi said

Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck, "Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~" She said

"Gross." The kids said

Alastor scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground, "Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you." Alastor said

"I attacked you literally last week." Sir Pentious said

Alastor cocks his head.

"We've done battle, like... 20 times." Sir Pentious said

"Well, you must have been really bad at this." Alastor said and Kori lets out a snicker

"Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal." Sir Pentious said

Niffty reappears on Alastor's shoulder, "Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?" Niffty asked

"Oh, nobody important." Alastor said

"Ugh don't get me started on them. I've worked with Velvette and I'll just say she's not bad." Kori said

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A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.

"New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!" The advertisement said

The crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes, random people are watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveal their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.

'This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!'" the advertisement continued.

Shifts to tapping fingers as we enter a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism.

"Muhahaha! Now that's good television!" Vox yelled

Suddenly his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette calling. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair.

"Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?" Vox asked

"Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!" Velvette yelled

Vox looks at one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it, "Whatever could be the problem, my dear?"

"Your little boy toy is wrecking my apartment, while I'm trying to pull together a show and-" Velvette is interrupted by several workers running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as Valentino is heard cursing.

"FUCKING BITCH!" Valentino yelled

"Just get your ass here, NOW! ...Damn it, Valentino!" Velvette said

As the call ends Vox's smile fades away and he gets up sighing, fixing up his bowtie, "'Oh god. Here I go, Valentino.' Just another fucking day with Val. Hey-hey-hey. Fuck my life." Vox then walks up to a platform, which rises up.

Vox is smiling in the elevator with the world bubble saying "trust us!", before opening to reveal a frowning Vox in the same position, sighing, and then putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.

"Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?" A reporter asked

"My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce-" The screen zooms to him and an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading-

"VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety." Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd.

"Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?" The manager asked

"Thirty seconds ago." Vox said and he walked off, "Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs."

He then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall.

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The staff cleans everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her, "Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it!" Velvette yelled

As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her, "Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?" Vox asked

"Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!" Velvette answered

"And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?" Vox sighed

"Who knows? But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here! This would've gone so much better if Kori was here!" Velvette said

Melissa nervously runs onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit by swiping her hand, one after another until she spots the one she wants, "No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww. Yes! That's the one." Velvette said

"Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here." Vox said

"Of course, I do! Fuck you!" She flips him off, "Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!"

Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters. he finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes

"Fucking FINALLY!" Valentino throws his drink, "Kitty! Another drink!"

The Robo Fizzie next to him nods as it quickly heads off screen and reappears with the drink.

"Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!" Valentino yelled, he tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink, hits the door, and shatters on the floor.

"Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?" Vox asked

"Fucking Angel Dust! Who the hell else would I be talking about?!" Valentino asked rhetorically. Vox jabbed a finger towards himself, but Valentino kept talking.

"Oh! Angel quit?" Vox asked

"NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse!" Valentino yelled out. He takes Vox's phone out of his grasp. "He MOVED!!!" Valentino continued. As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half.

"He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?!" Valentino walks to his closet, "He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter and that singer!"

"Angel is... living with Lucifer's daughter? And what singer are you talking about?" Vox asked

"YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno- Something mannish like that, and the singer, Kobe or Koda, she's got this hotel and—" As he speaks, he opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol, "Which of these makes me look sexier?" He turns to his closet

"Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there." Vox said, his left eye changes to show his simmering anger, but Valentino is busy loading his guns.

"That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!" Valentino said

Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face, "VAL-" Vox said with his voice distorted, and then he calms down, "Hehe. Think about it." Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking away one of his guns and putting it in his pocket, "Our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will do for our image?

"Um.....fuck it up?" Valentino said

A ding is played

"Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?" Vox asked

"No!" Valentino said

"Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO...you should..." Vox continues

"Do nothing?" Valentino asked

A sound like winning at a casino is played, "Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the big bucks." Vox said, pinching his cheeks

"Ugh. But I really wanted to shoot someone." Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with his electricity powers.

"Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month." Vox walks to the TVs

"Ohh, you know me too well." Valentino chuckles and blows smoke, "Ya know....Angel isn't the only one spending time at this Ratty Hotel with the devil's princesa."

"Yeah, you already told me a singer is staying there. So who else is there? Someone who owes you money?" Vox asked

Valentino chuckles, "Someone who owes us much more than money ...the Radio Demon is there and I just remembered her name. It's Kori Alder and it looks like he's in love with her."

Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appearing on the left side of his lower lip, "What did you just say?" Vox asked with his voice distorted

"You heard me." Valentino said

"Alastor... came back... and he is with Lucifer's *glitches* daughter, the same with Kori who refused to get back together with me, and that wasn't the FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!" Vox yelled as he grabbed Valentino's collar

Valentino frees himself from Vox's grip, "Hey! killing Alastor and watching Kori is your kink." He said

As he speaks, he walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyeur scope high in the sky.

From the perspective of a drone, the scene unfolds with Alastor unleashing his powers upon Sir Pentious' zeppelin, a wicked grin spreading across his face, as he hears the villain's terrified screams. "Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!", Sir Pentious pleaded, desperately.

"This is fucking beautiful." Niki said as she was recording the fight with her phone

"Um...Alastor! I think he's had enough." Charlie said, but Alastor kept on laughing

"Nah. He's got a few more hits in him." Angel said

Sir Pentious falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls his staff.

"Thanks for another forgettable experience." Alastor said

An Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie.

"Thank you..." Sir Pentious sneered, using his tail to grab a piece of Alastor's suit and tore a bit of Kori's coat. "...for letting your guard down!" Sir Pentious taunted.

Sir Pentious looks up to see Kori's eyes glow yellow and there was suddenly an explosion, and he was sent flying, "Not bad." Alastor said

"Eh, he was just lucky he didn't attack me first." Kori said

"I'm sooo sending this to Loona." Niki said

"Well, it seems we'll be paying a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums." Alastor declared, grabbing Kori's wrist and pulling her along.

"Wait, you're leaving and you're taking Kori with you?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job." Vaggie yelled

"We need a wall." Angel/Izuku said gesturing to the wall

"Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!" Alastor said

With a snap of his fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastor and Kori walk away.

"Charlie and Vaggie, you're in charge of the kids until we get back!" Kori yelled

Angel takes an interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, he shoves Vaggie away as he walks up to him, "Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant ...tool."

...........................

Valentino is scowling at the current events, he leans his face against the screen, "See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Vox?" He slams his fist on the table, "VOX!"

Vox was paying little attention, his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor and Kori leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static, "That FUCKER is back and he's winning over KORI!"

Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him, "Yeah! I thought he was gone for good too!"

"It's been seven years!" Vox yelled

Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care, "You still pissed that he almost beat you and that Kori chose to be Alastor instead of you?"

"Uh, FUCK YOU." Vox said

"Just saying." Valentino said walking around him

"Things have changed a lot since he left town!" Vox said

"THAT'S for sure." Valentino said

"I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!" Vox yelled

Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background. The next shot shows Vox grinning as he marches to his chair.

Vox: ♫ Welcome home! ♫

♫ I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone! ♫

Vox presses a button, and cords latch themselves to the plug-ins on the back of his head, connecting himself with the TV networks.

♫ Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn, turn the TV ON! ♫

"Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two..." The director said

Chorus: ♫ Wel-come to the show! ♫

Vox: ♫ Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town with a certain famous musician after a seven-year absence, ♫

♫ Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice? ♫

♫ More on tonight's program. ♫

♫ So, the Radio Demon is back in town! ♫

♫ Why is he hanging around? ♫

♫ Are him and Kori be back together♫

♫ What does that mean for your family? ♫

♫ Well, handily, I've got good news! ♫

♫ He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile, ♫

Vox & Chorus: ♫ But the demon is a coward! ♫

Vox: ♫ You can take that as gospel. ♫

♫ Pulling my viewers? Impossible! ♫

♫ I'm visual, he's barely audible! ♫

♫ Stop giving him the time of day! ♫

♫ Don't listen to a word he'd say. ♫

♫ I hope he had a nice vacay! ♫

Vox & Chorus: ♫ But he should have stayed away! ♫

The scene shifted to Alastor and Kori, who had just finished their coat fittings. Alastor noticed the crowd gathered around the TV screens, watching Vox's advertisement.

♫ While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video! ♫ Vox pulls out a deer hand out of an oven. ♫ And now his medium is getting bloody rare! ♫, Vox sang.

In a hallway in V Tower, Vox jumps, twirls and then pulls Valentino and Velvette towards him

♫ Hell's been better since he split, ♫

♫ Where's he been? ♫

♫ Who gives a shit?! ♫

Cuts to Alastor making his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from the Hazbin Hotel.

♫ Alastor: ♫ Salutations! ♫

♫ Good to be back on the air. ♫

♫ Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast. ♫

♫ Sinners rejoice! ♫

Vox: ♫ What a dated voice! ♫

Alastor: ♫ Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast. ♫

"COME ON!" Vox yelled

Alastor: ♫ Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? ♫

♫ Flitting between this fad and that. ♫

♫ Is nothing working? ♫

"IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!" Vox yelled

Alastor: ♫ Every day he's got a new format! ♫

"YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE!" Vox yelled

Vox % Chorus: ♫ He's the shit that comes before that! ♫

Alastor: ♫ Is Vox as strong as he purports? ♫

♫ Or is it based on his support? ♫

♫ He'd be powerless without the other Vees! ♫

"Oh, PLEASE." Vox

Alastor: ♫ And here's the sugar on the cream. ♫

♫ He asked ME and Kori to join this team! ♫

"Hold on!" Vox yelled

Kori: ♫ We said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea. ♫

As Alastor continues with his radio broadcast, Vox gets pissed, his screen face starts to glitch and crash as he gets angrier.

Vox: [Glitches.] ♫ You oold timey PRICKS! I'll show y-you suffering! ♫

Kori: ♫ Uh oh, the TV is buffering! ♫

Vox couldn't handle his anger, causing him to overload his circuits with static electricity.

Vox: ♫ I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU-YOU LIT-T-LE—♫

Vox's screen face and voice overloads and crashes, before Vox involuntarily lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel.

Alastor/Kori: ♫ I'm afraid you've lost your signal. ♫

The camera zooms in on the hotel, and then zooms into Alastor's radio station

♫ Let's begin. ♫

Alastor slowly turns into his true demon form with every sentence.

♫ I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone! ♫

Alastor puts down his staff for the first time in the series

♫ Tune on in. ♫

♫ When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run! ♫

♫ Oh, this will be fun! ♫

Alastor makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still as popular and powerful as he was last time.

"FUU-UU-UCK!" Vox yelled

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Vox, Velvette, and Valentino are in an emergency meeting to discuss a matter with Alastor as a Robo-Fizz, Kitty, passes out drinks to each of them.

"We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, and to Kori, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's BRAT and that smiling freak! And to keep Kori from getting back together with him!" Vox yelled

"Are you really still jealous that Kori chose to be with Alastor instead of you? Get the fuck over it! The bitch barely even notices you now!" Velvette yelled

"Don't you ever call her that!" Vox yelled as he slammed his hand on the table, "And mark my words, she will be mine, not now, but eventually." Vox vowed.

Velvette looks over to Valentino, who simply shrugs, "How are we supposed to keep Kori and Alastor from getting back together? And how exactly are we supposed to stop it?" Velvette asked changing the subject

Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles, "Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave."

"Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?" Vox asked

"That lanky prick won't even return my calls." Valentino said

"We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in." Vox said

"Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?" Velvette asked

"I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?" Valentino said

"I think I have... JUST the one." Vox said

As Vox slowly turns around, the sharks in the shark tank swim up to his shoulders, his right-hypnotic eye gleaming with a sinister grin for a plan he has in store.

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Back at the hotel, Alastor's black and white demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie, Izuku, Niki, and Vaggie return. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.

"Please, let there be no more walking." Izuku said as he landed next to Angel

"Soooo? How'd it go?" Angel asked

"Not a single new recruit." Vaggie said

"Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?" Angel asked

As Angel checks his phone, Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious behind it, holding his hat.

"Why, hello my dear—" Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face. He falls when Vaggie brings out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowered in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and held a peace sign gesture.

"Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace." Sir Pentious said the 's' sound in 'peace is drawn out, in mimicry of a snake

"What are you doing here?" Vaggie asked

Charlie appears behind Vaggie, "Vaggie, what's the problem?" Charlie lets out a gasp, "Oh! Hello again!"

"I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?" Sir Pentious said

"You're kidding me right?" Niki asked

Charlie lets out a gasp and runs over to grab his hand and leads him to the door of the hotel, "You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-"

Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie, "Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?" He asked

"Angel's right, you can't trust him." Izuku said

"Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!" Charlie said

"Aren't you supposed to protect this place?" Angel Dust said turning to Vaggie

Charlie gives her puppy-dog eyes, begging Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel. Vaggie gives in.

Vaggie sighed, "I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine," Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation, "or even with the war machine." Sir Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression, sighing.

Charlie was so happy that she hugged Vaggie, lifting her up in the process and twirling around once, "Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!" Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel.

"Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this." Sir Pentious said

Angel follows soon afterwards, "Eh, I give you a week, tops." He said

Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blew up before it was fixed, "So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-

Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again, "Babe, you don't have to show him every detail." She said

"Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our second real guest!" Charlie said

"Wait, who's the first?" Angel asked

"Kori, obviously." Vaggie said, pointing to her

"Uh, then what the hell am I then?" Angel asked

"Well, you're an important part of our family here Angel, but you uhm, uh..." Charlie begins

"Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?" Kori said

"What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once." Charlie said

As Charlie walks back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust looks downtrodden, likely feeling sad about Kori's comments and Charlie's unintentional dismissal of him.

Niffty is seen playing with Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approach. Keekee hisses at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns to meet him.

"Over here we have our maid Niffty." Charlie said

"The bad boy is back!" Niffty said she gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps him out.

"Never leave me again." Niffty said in a creepy voice

"We're about 80% sure she's harmless." Charlie says

"Yeah, no, she's batshit crazy." Kori said causing Charlie to send her a glare

"and over here we have-" Charlie nearly bumps into Alastor, "Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! And you and Kori have met our newest guest Sir Pentious...hehe.."

"Ah yes! You're the one who ruined mine and Kori's coats!" Alastor's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him apart, "I definitely remember you now." He said in sinister voice

"Charlie suggested I hear you out, but I'd rather rip your vocal chords." Kori said

Sir Pentious gulps nervously.

"Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson!" Charlie clears her throat, ""How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?"

"Yes..uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon sir and Miss Alder, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coats.. uhm.. Here." As a token of apology, Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tear from Alastor and Kori's coat.

Alastor takes it and inspects the damage, "Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you." Alastor spontaneously combusts the fabric tear into green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned.

....................................

The scene cuts to the group gathering introducing Sir Pentious to the hotel. "Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me. My name is Charlie." Charlie said, She claps twice. "I like to sing!" Charlie continued, She claps twice again. "And when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing!", Charlie said.

"My name is Kori." Kori said. She claps twice. "And I may be nice but I can also kill you with just a flick of my wrist." She claps twice

"My name's Sir Pentious." He claps twice, "I like to build." He claps twice, "and despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled!" He claps twice

When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, and he looked up from his phone, "This is stupid." Angel said

"Yeah, I agree with Angel, even though this was stupid, it felt good." Kori said

"This- is not- stupid!" She claps twice, "It's just a game!" She claps twice, "Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same!" She claps twice

"I am too sober for this." Angel said

"Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day!" Vaggie said and she claps twice

.................................

Angel Dust is wearing a trench coat and a hat as he reads a script. Sir Pentious is also acting as an innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a comically large lollipop.

""Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Wow, who wrote this?" Angel asked

"Who do you think?" Niki said and she points to Charlie

"It's great right? Keep going!" Charlie said

"Hey you." Angel said

""Who, me?"" Sir Pentious asked

""Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Oh, for fuck's sake." Angel said

""Not me! I have to go home and study!"" Sir Pentious said

""Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me ...the crackhead."" Angel Dust said

""The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!"" Sir Pentious said

Charlie stands up and claps, "Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo!" She yelled

"Oh thank god it's over!" Kori groaned

"Wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time." Charlie said

"I... I'm going to bed." Angel said

Kori notices Angel looks a little, she decides to walk over to him

As Angel heads back up to his room, Kori stops him. "Angel, are you okay?" She asked

"I'm fine." Angel said

"If this is because of what I said earlier, I'm sorry for hurting your feelings." Kori said

"It's just...." He overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious. "Forget it." Angel said and he walks away from her

Kori sighs sadly and walks back to the group. 

Looking back at them, Angel looks sad.

"I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!" Charlie said

"Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!" Sir Pentious yelled

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In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed, until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat, as he watches Angel lie down on his bed.

Angel looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them.

Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.

'Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-' Valentino pleaded.

'ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-' Valentino yelled out.

'Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me-' Valentino fake apologized.

'YOU FUCKING SLUT!' Valentino screamed.

'Hey, Angie! About earlier-' Valentino started.

'-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!' Valentino exclaimed.

'Work's really stressful!' Valentino said.

'-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!' Valentino yelled out.

'You actually think you can change? Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby." Valentino said, dead serious, as a red mist surrounded Angel. Angel sighs, as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him.

Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him, "...Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets." Angel said

Angel gets up and leaves his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar, picks up a whole bottle, and starts drinking alcohol. Out of the corner of his eye, he notices something slithering away. He follows, finding Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside.

There, he discovers that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belongs to Vox. Angel realizes what he's been doing and slams the door open.

"You slippery little shit!" Angel said

Sir Pentious yelps

"You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you." Angel said

"I don't know what you're talking about!...whore bug!" Sir Pentious yelled

Angel tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.

"Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!" Sir Pentious yelled, his eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him. Angel becomes momentarily hypnotized.

"Fuck!" Angel yelled, he backed away. He then quickly snaps out of it. He now has Sir Pentious cornered.

Right then, Charlie, Kori, and Vaggie woke up after hearing the scuffle.

"What's going on?" Charlie asked, yawning

"This little bitch is a traitor!" Angel yelled

"Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!" Sir Pentious and he hugs both girls.

"Dude we literally just met!" Kori yelled

"Uh huh, then explain this!" Angel said he lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover is blown and scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.

"Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!" Sir Pentious said

Vox immediately picks up, "Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been a day!" He yelled

"Please! You've got to get me out of here!" Sir Pentious said

"I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple! Do us a favor, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You MISERABLE FAILURE!" Vox yelled

"I... I... just make it quick I guess...not that I deserve it." Sir Pentious cried, he lies on the ground, with Vaggie holding a spear ready to pierce the skull.

"Gladly." Kori/Vaggie said

Right before Vaggie and Kori can put him out of misery, Charlie stops her, and starts singing

"Wait! ...Pentious?" Charlie said, she extends her hand towards Sir Pentious

♫ It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door. ♫

♫ One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core. ♫

♫ The path to forgiveness is a twisting trail of hearts! ♫

♫ But sorry is where it starts! ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ Who could forgive a dirtbag like me? ♫

♫ I don't deserve your amnesty. ♫

Angel walks into frame with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands, Kori's hands lifts a couple of objects from the ground, with Vaggie trailing behind them, holding her spear.

Angel Dust, Kori,t and Vaggie: ♫ Can't we just kill him? ♫

♫ Shoot him and spill his blood? ♫

Charlie: ♫ That's an option you could choose. ♫

Angel Dust, Kori, and Vaggie: ♫ Works for us. ♫

Charlie: ♫ But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts with sorry. ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ Sorry. ♫

Charlie: ♫ Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry! ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ I'm so sorry! ♫

Charlie: ♫ And your journey's underway! ♫

Charlie and Sir Pentious: ♫ It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins ♫

♫ But sorry is where it begins. It starts with sorry. ♫

As the song ends, Niffty is seen standing in the hallway in her bedwear, but is disappointed that Sir Pentious' song was bad, and that he is no longer a 'bad boy'.

"I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!" Niffty kicks him one of his tail 'eyes' and walks away, "Not a bad boy." She said

"Good first day! Let's get some rest!" Charlie happily sighs

"Agreed, but I'll be watching you!" Kori said in her demonic voice

As Charlie and the others leave with a wrist watch communicator still left in the office, Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a malevolent smile. He comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.

"I got it this time." Kori said and she takes the watch from Alastor

"WHAT?!? Kori, uh this isn't what it looks like." Vox said with fear in his voice

"Let me tell you something Vox," Kori begins and her eyes begin to turn yellow, "If you ever try to spy on me again or mess with my family, I will make sure that you spend the rest of your miserable life in exquisite agony wishing for a merciful death." Kori threatened in her demonic voice

Kori crushes the watch with her bare hand as Vox incoherently rages at her while Alastor retreats back into the darkness, chuckling.