Charlie Voice Over: "Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates, known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of pure light. Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for all of creation. But, he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world.

Charlie Voice Over: "So, he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith. Equals as the first of mankind, but despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the Garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love. Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted. But this gift came with a curse. For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into the Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered."

Charlie Voice Over: "As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream. But Lilith thrived, empowering demon kind with her voice and her songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power."

Charlie Voice Over: "Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year, they would send down an army, an Extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilith's hope remained. And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell."

As Charlie finishes narrating, she closes a book titled "The Story of Hell" and looks out to Pentagram City, "Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud." Charlie said, she soberly looked out the window to Pentagram City burning to the ground, just as Vaggie and Kori came into the room.

"Charlie?" Vaggie said

"Are you okay?" Kori asked

The key Charlie is holding transforms into KeeKee who scampers away, and Charlie turns to Vaggie and Kori in surprise, "Aah! Oh, shit. Did you hear all that?" Charlie asked

"Uh, yeah. We were right there." Kori said as she pointed her thumb to the doorway.

"Sorry. I get pre-tty worked up after an extermination happens. The story helps..." Charlie says

Vaggie chuckles, "Don't worry. I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay?" Kori and Vaggie sit down with Charlie

"I'm fine. Just... thinking, ya' know? Family stuff." Charlie said

"Did you hear from your mom?" Kori asked

Charlie shakes her head in dismay.

"Oof... how long has it been now?" Vaggie asked

"She must be doing something important, I'm sure! But this kingdom meant a lot to her. It means a lot to me, too." Charlie continued, as she gazed out of the window. "I just hope that what I'm trying to do here will work." Charlie said.

"Well, at least you're not alone." Kori said

"I just hope that what I'm trying to do here will work." Charlie said

"It will. I have faith in you." Vaggie said

KeeKee leaps into Charlie's arms as Vaggie and Kori stand up.

"Alright, come on. Alastor says he has something to show us." Kori said as they walked out the room.

As Kori and Vaggie leaves, a loud bell rings throughout the city, and Charlie turns to the Bell Tower at Heaven Embassy. She looks on with sadness, knowing that it's another year before the Extermination comes again.

The scene turns static before it fixes itself to reveal a sinner stabbing another demon to death with a knife before Alastor caught their attention. "Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell!" Alastor narrated

"But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption. Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!" Alastor continued. As the camera rolls, scenes switch from the front of the Hazbin Hotel, to Charlie on camera and she waves at it before Angel Dust comes into view, putting the two-fingers over the head prank behind her.

"Come place your fate in their inexperienced hands..." Alastor said, as a scene unfolded, showcasing Charlie's earnest attempt to explain the hotel to a disheartened Katie Killjoy. "...as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you and hope Kori doesn't kill you in the process!"

"Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control." Alastor said.

The camera goes to Husk, who was clearly drunk, passing out on the ground as Niffty, the hotel's maid, tries to stab and chase after a bug. "Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor!" Alastor said.

Camera goes to Angel Dust, with a support beam falling close to KeeKee, scaring the demon cat before running off. "Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident." Alastor said, making Angel Dust flip him off.

"...And let's not forget about her beautiful, sensational music artist, Kori Alder!" Alastor continued his narration. The camera slowly approaches a bathroom, and as the door opens, a melodic voice can be heard singing from behind the shower curtain.

♫ Come break me down. Bury me, bury me. I am finished with you ♫

Suddenly, Alastor pulls back the shower curtain, catching Kori off guard and causing her to abruptly stop singing. Fortunately, the camera focused solely on her face, sparing any unnecessary exposure.

"AHH! ALASTOR! GET THE FUCK OUT!" Kori shrieked, quickly shielding the camera with her hand and blasting him out of the shower.

"Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!" Alastor concluded. And then, a poor drawing of the hotel appears on the screen before the commercial ends.

Alastor switched off the television and asked with his signature smile, "So, what do you think?"

On the couch, Charlie and Vaggie were surprised by the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature, that Vaggie throws a fit at Alastor.

"I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?" Vaggie yelled

"Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um..."

"Bad. The word you're looking for is bad." Kori said, looking at her

"Funny. I was going for hilarious." Alastor said

"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point." Vaggie said

"Vaggie is right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them." Charlie

"Well, my dear, I haven't been active in hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement." Alastor taps the television twice with his microphone staff. "So, I had a little fun with it."

"Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it?" Vaggie spat, standing up from the couch, "Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us."

"Vaggie's right dad, nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful Overlord like you thinks is a waste of time." Niki said

Angel Dust raises his hand from the couch, catching everyone's attention.

"What?" Vaggie asked

"If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" Angel Dust takes a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at himself

"Angel, you're a porn star." Izuku said

"A famous porn star." Angel said

"Keep telling yourself that." Niki said

"Watch it, kid." Angel glared

"Angel please, the only celebrity that is living here is Kori." Vaggie said, pointing at her

"Whatever, back to what I was saying, I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in." Angel said

"We are not filming a porn as a commercial." Vaggie said

"Especially since I have two kids living here." Kori said

"Why not? Sex sells don't it? I swear if you film me going at it with Mr. Fancy talk creepy voice here, you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel."

As he was explaining, Alastor appears right beside the couch next to Angel Dust and laughs with amusement, "Ha ha. Never going to happen."

"Trust me Angel, I've slept with the guy and let me just say it wasn't great, I would however pay $100 bucks to juggle with one of his man boobs." Kori said

"Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way." Charlie said

"Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits."

"Okay this is too much even for me." Niki said as she covered her ears

Charlie chuckles nervously until Charlie's phone rings from Lucifer, "Hold that thought! I'll be right back."

"I could keep going all night, baby." Angel said

"Please don't." Izuku said

While Angel drinks his beer, Charlie breathes nervously and answers the call.

"Hello? Dad?"

"Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there along with Kori are so powerful, then why can't they just make people stay here?" Angel asked

"Oh, trust me," The two smile in a mischievously creepy look with dark magic. "-We can."

Kori summons her fire powers.

"Why do you think I'm here?" Husk asked, "You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?"

As Husk cleans a bottle, Niffty pops up from behind the counter with a hand raised, "I like being forced." Niffty said

"Keep that to yourself, Niff." Husk said

"What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?" Angel asked

"Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat." Husk threatened

"Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty." Angel said

"Angel. Let Husk do his job" Kori said

Kori walks up to the bar,"Come on Husk, we could catch up just like old times." Kori said as she begins to pet his head.

Husk purrs causing Angel to be jealous.

"And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to." Vaggie said

"Kori and I are choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?" Angel asked

"Well, Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible." Izuku said

"Izuku's right, Angel." Vaggie said

Angel Dust places a hand on Vaggie's shoulder, giving her a deadpan expression while the latter makes the same one, "Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive."

"He's got a point. Crack is expensive." Niki said

"Niki, you are only ten years old. How do you know what crack is?" Kori asked

"Two words: Angel Dust." Niki said

Kori glares at Angel who in return becomes scared.

"I'm sorry, okay, she accidentally found my stash and got into it. It's not my fault!" angel yelled

"It technically is." Vaggie said

Charlie seemed really happy with the news her father brought to her, "Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?" Charlie hangs up the phone and gasp in excitement,

"Yes...YES!" Charlie giggles in excitement when she hears about the news until she calls Vaggie and Kori in gibberish, waving very frantically that freaks them out, "Vaggie! Kori! Holy, shit!"

"Ah! What?" Vaggie said

Charlie waves at them to come to her for some exciting news, "Get over here!" She mumbled excitedly

Vaggie sighs happily and comes to Charlie while she is jumping around in a very happy mode. As Angel Dust drinks in the background, Vaggie and Kori meet Charlie behind.

"What's going on?" Kori asked

Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain, but she was explaining so fast due to her excitement, "My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead." She exclaimed

Charlie hyperventilates and grabs the two to get up close.

Kori, however, was confused since the Angels were already done with their extermination and won't be back for another year, "But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-" As Kori went on, Charlie was in the mood to get her hotel project to work, and remains hopeful that she starts singing.

Charlie: ♫ I can do this! Somehow, I know it! ♫

♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫

"Charlie, hold on..." Vaggie said

Charlie: ♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫

♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫

"It's just a meeting." Kori said

Charlie: ♫To change their minds ♫

♫ And touch their hearts♫

♫ Or... whatever angels have! ♫

"This could be bad..." Kori said

Charlie: ♫Cheer up, Vaggie and Kori! ♫

♫ This could be swell! ♫

♫Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell! ♫

"Okay, but just don't... sing to them." Vaggie said

Before Vaggie could warn her, Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, and Keekee were already at the window where they can see Charlie singing out in the destroyed Pentagram City, as Angel Dust turns back to Vaggie still drinking from a bottle.

"That bitch is halfway down the street!" Angel Dust said

"Is she—?" Kori begins

"Oh, she's dancin'!" Izuku said

"Ugh, no..." Vaggie and Kori said

Charlie makes her way down the street, oblivious to the destruction and bodies of dead demons everywhere as she continues to sing.

Charlie: ♫ There's a warm, fuzzy feeling. ♫

♫ That wafts through the air. ♫

♫ Every street so revealing. It's hard not to stare! ♫

Charlie comes to a window of a sex dungeon where a Hellhound is humping against an imp wearing a sadomasochism mask. They notice her, and Charlie awkwardly flees before continuing to sing.

♫ It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre. ♫

♫ If you don't mind the smell...♫

Charlie accidentally steps on a dead shark demon that was releasing a very bad smelly fume into her nose. She cautiously avoids the corpse and presses on the street.

♫ It's a happy day in Hell! ♫

Charlie waves at a demon who was holding a newspaper before she catches his attention, revealing himself to be a meth addict with a spoon full of meth.

"Hi, mister!" Charlie said

"Go fuck yourself!" A demon yelled

One demon opens his window, revealing his apartment on fire.

Demon #1: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul ♫

"Hello!" Charlie yelled

Demon #2: ♫ And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole! ♫

"Ah, excuse me!" Charlie said

Demon #3: ♫ Doing what is required, we all have our role. ♫

Sinner #1: ♫ I'm not doin' well! ♫

Demons: ♫ Another shitty day in Hell! ♫

Charlie climbs on the trunk of the destroyed car and faces the other direction.

Charlie: ♫ If I can show them the dream I've dreamed. ♫

♫ That any soul can change! ♫

From the Hazbin Hotel, Vaggie comes into the watchtower

Vaggie: ♫ Those angels' minds are hard to change. ♫)

♫ Then they will know everyone can be redeemed. ♫

♫ From the evil to the strange! ♫

Kori: ♫ They're bloodthirsty and deranged! ♫)

♫ I can hear all their stories. ♫

♫ The lost and displaced. ♫

♫ And I know that they're more of an acquired taste. ♫

♫ But! if I open the door and I give them a place. ♫

♫ At my Hazbin Hotel. It'll be a happy day in Hell! ♫

A truck comes by, and Charlie hitches a ride from behind so she can get around the city such as the porn studios, and the Cannibal Town .

Charlie: ♫ From the porn studio. ♫

♫ Where the cinephiles go. ♫

♫ To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows! ♫

♫ To the Cannibal Town. Where they don't wear a frown 'cause. ♫

Charlie was shot in the eye with blood from one of the corpses that the cannibals were eating on.

Charlie: ♫ Holy shit! Ew, my gosh! WHY?! ♫

♫ And I don't give a crow that. His brain's got in my eye! ♫

♫ Cause I know I can spare them. From Heaven's genocide! ♫

♫ I can do this, I just know it! ♫

Sinner #1: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul. ♫

♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫

♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫

Sinner #2: I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole.

♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫

♫ To change their minds. ♫

A slug with a trenchcoat comes into picture, exhibiting his nudist body in front of Charlie, which creeps her out.

Trenchcoat Demon: ♫ And touch my parts! ♫

"Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna..." Charlie says walking away

♫ Fulfill my destiny!♫

"Your loss, bitch!" Trenchcoat demon said

♫ I can already tell! ♫

♫ Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!♫

Charlie arrives at the Heaven Embassy with the watchtower. She opens the door to peek inside, "Hello!" Charlie yelled and her voice echoes

Charlie enters through the door and finds the whole embassy deserted. She walks to the front desk to check in.

"Hello?" Charlie yells again as the voice echoes, "Creepy..."

Charlie comes to the front desk with no one but a single bell. She taps the bell to ring it, and at the instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to her, "Oh, okay..." She said and signed it, "Also creepy."

The scroll and feather flies up before disappearing. The twin doors slide open to show Charlie the meeting room, and she enters inside the dark room with no one around, "Uh...hello? Is anyone here?" Charlie yelled

The lights suddenly switch on, and it reveals two angels at the end of the room, "'Sup!" Adam said

"Holy, shit!" Charlie said and she immediately fell down after getting surprised by the sudden appearance of two angels in the room. She gets back up and readjusts herself to introduce herself properly.

"Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you." Charlie said

"Yeah, I know." Adam said

"Okay, well." Charlie said

Adam eats his rib like a buzzsaw

"It's nice to meet you." Charlie said

"Totally. It's nice to meet you, too." Adam said, he reaches over to give Charlie a handshake, and as she was about to shake his hand, her hand slips right through, revealing him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched, which freaks Charlie out.

"Ha! I fucking got you." He turns to Lute, "Did you see that?"

Lute nods once.

"Ha. Good shit." Adam said

Charlie was trying to get something straight, "Uh...so, wait. You aren't here?" Charlie said

"No, you think I'd come down there?" Adam laughs, "No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! it's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so "eugh", ya know?" He chuckles, "Ew."

"Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-" Charlie begins

Adam puts his finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down for a moment, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you." Adam takes a plate of ribs he's been eating toward Charlie, "Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it."

"Uh...thanks." Charlie went to take a piece of a rib, but her hand passed right through them, also revealing to be a hologram, and Adam laughed.

"I got you again, bitch! Fuckin' hilarious!" Adam laughed

Charlie makes a small unamused chuckle alongside Adam's hyper laughter.

....................................

"Okay, so Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera." Vaggie turns to Alastor, "Alastor?" She said

Alastor snaps a finger to conjure up a camera for Vaggie; however, it's an old camera.

"A video camera?" Vaggie said

"Hmmm." Alastor said

Alastor snaps his finger again to conjure up a video camera that's poorly used.

"Alright! Let's do this!" Vaggie said

The camera switched into the camera point of view recording the bar scene with Husk behind the counter reading a script in his claws with Angel Dust at the opposite counter, "And...Action!" Vaggie yelled

Husk brought the script to face so he could carefully read it, ""Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help with anything?""

""I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place...on the path to redemption!"" Angel said

Husk groans with displeasure and reads the script again, ""Well, you come—""

""Oh, yes!"" Angel moaned

""to the right place."" Husk said

Vaggie stops recording, "Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face."

"I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!" Husk yelled angrily

"Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes." Angel gets closer to Husk's face, "Rrawwr." He purrs seductively

Husk gets irritated by Angel Dust and shoves him out of the counter painfully hard, "Whoops."

"Ha ha ha!" The kids laughed

"Husk, come on." Vaggie said

........................

Charlie props herself on her elbows while listening to Adam exaggeratingly boasting himself and his sex life.

"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!"" Adam said, pointing to his penis down the table. "All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick?" Lute shakes her head, "No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master!" Adam eats a mouthful of ribs sloppily, "So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?"

"Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you...Oh...." Charlie puts the pieces together, "That explains so much." Charlie said in a low voice

"I know. I fucking rock." Adam said, putting up a rock pose

Charlie brushes off the awkwardness from Adam, "Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir."

"Call me, Dickmaster." Adam said

"Adam. You seem like a smart, well, stand up guy." Charlie said

"Uh-huh." Adam said, picking his teeth

"And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A— A genius!" Charlie said

"I mean, your words, babe." Adam said

"Who would really love to put his name on something." Charlie said

"Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!" Adam said

"It's a solution to our biggest problem!" Charlie said

"Oh, Herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch." Adam said

"No! Our... other biggest problem." Charlie said

"Oh...uh..ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem." Adam said

Charlie stares at Adam with deadpan annoyance.

"Ummm..." Adam begins

..........................................

Niffty tries to stab a bug, she tries to stab the bug, but misses, and starts stabbing the bug multiple times, "Stab! Stab! Stab!" Niffty yelled

Kori stops her, "Alright Niffty, Niffty. Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms", okay?" Kori said

"Got it. I'm ready." Niffty said

Vaggie turns the camera to Niffty, "Action!" Vaggie yelled

Niffty freezes and stares blankly at the camera without a breath or blinking from the scene.

Vaggie panels away, looking puzzled. Angel also peers in. Close up on Niffty making a blank stare with an ominous shrinking pupil. Angel slowly backs away, already creeped out.

"Is she okay?" Kori asked

"Uhh, cut." Vaggie said

Niffty snaps out of her trance and returns to her cheerful self, as if she never froze, giggling. "How was that?" Niffty asked.

"Well, Niffty hon, you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again." Kori said

"Ok!" Niffty said

"Action!" Vaggie yelled

Niffty freezes again, leaving Vaggie irritated, as Angel comes close to her face, "You're doing great, Vagina." Angel whispered

"It's called being camera shy, you fucking dillhole." Kori

"Cut! Alright, uhh maybe we can try to fix it in post." Vaggie said

"Do you even know what that means?" Angel asked

"I'll figure it out!" Vaggie angrily yelled

.................................

Vaggie and Kori are sitting in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. She groans with frustration before Alastor enters the room.

"Seems like you two are having a bit of a trouble there, hmm?" Alastor said

"Ugh, este pendejo (this asshole)... Why are you even here?" Vaggie said

Alastor takes a seat on a couch next to them, "For the entertainment." He said

Alastor's shadow slips out of his form before reappearing behind the couch, making laughing gestures, "I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and" The shadow disappears, "fail spectacularly, like you two are doing now. Good job!"

Vaggie was getting ticked off by Alastor she grabs the camera from Vaggie, she stands up and turns the camera toward him, "And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that—" She begins

As Vaggie was viewing the camera scene up to Alastor's face, the video camera glitches violently from green to red and Vaggie freaks out, dropping the static camera on the floor, "

"UGH!" Kori yelled

"I wouldn't try that, my dear. This face was made for radio." Alastor said, pointing to his face, his pupils turn into the shape of radio dials, and the scene goes nearly static before fixing itself back to normal on Vaggie.

Kori has had it with Alastor's insults and walks up to him, "That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so "entertaining"," Kori said imitating his voice, before returning back to normal voice, "to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?"

As Vaggie and Kori return to their chair, Alastor approaches her, "Fair enough. I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal." Alastor said

"Pfft, you think we're that stupid making a deal with a demon like you?" Vaggie asked

"Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again." Alastor said

Vaggie hesitated, contemplating whether to let Alastor take charge, "Or...Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice." Alastor said

Kori and Vaggie turn to each other for a brief moment before making their decision, "Fine."

Vaggie picks up the camera and gives it to Alastor, which he evaporates with a clap of his hand.

Kori grabs Alastor by his shirt, "If I catch you in my shower again fuck face, you and I are going to have a problem. Big problem!" Kori yelled

"Now then!" Alastor yelled, he snapped his finger and transformed the hotel into a film set with the hotel staff into a 50s style film crew. Ink demons conjure up as additional background characters.

"Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial." Vaggie said

..............................

Charlie looked exasperated with another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity. "When you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, "Hey, I thought you wanted equality." Adam said.

"NO! our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!" Charlie said

"Ohh, well that's not a problem! We got that covered!" Adam turns to Lute, "Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?"

"Got a good 275 this year, sir." Lute said

"275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it." Adam raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump, which she did.

"Uh no, not awesome. Those are my people, you know that right?" Charlie said

"Oh yeah. That must suck for you!" Adam bursts into laughter

"But these are souls...Humans souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven." Charlie said

"They're not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation." Lute said coldly

"You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes." Charlie said

"Angels don't make mistakes." Lute said

"You really think that." Charlie said

"I know that." Lute said

"Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life." Adam said

Lute comes around the table, "The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter?" Lute said

"Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it." Adam said

"Oh fuck!" Charlie rushes to present her plan as fast as she could, "Okay I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes."

Charlie coughs as she starts making a fast-talk

Charlie: ♫ I know Hell's population is out of control. ♫

♫ It's a bad situation. ♫

♫ It's taking a toll. ♫

♫ If we rehab these Sinners. ♫

♫ And cleanse all their souls. ♫

♫ At my Hazbin Hotel—♫

Charlie rambles through the stacks of paper to get something, "Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!" She said

♫ Right! Extermination! ♫

♫ I know you guys fly down. ♫

♫ Just to kill once a year. ♫

♫ And it must be annoying. ♫

♫ To schlep all the way here. ♫

♫ If they join you in Heaven. ♫

♫ That trip disappears! ♫

♫ You can wave that chore farewell. ♫

♫ (deep breath) It'll be a happy day in— ♫

Adam: ♫ Let me stop you right there. ♫

Charlie: Oh—

Adam: ♫ Save us all precious time. ♫

"Okay..." Charlie said

Adam: ♫ If what you're suggesting. ♫

♫ Is letting them climb. ♫

♫ Up the ladder. ♫

♫ Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? ♫

"Well, uh—" Charlie said

Adam: ♫ Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates! ♫

♫ 'Cause Hell is forever. ♫

♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫

♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫

♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫

♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫

♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫

♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫

♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫

"Okay, but—" Charlie said

Adam: ♫ Just try to chillax, babe. ♫

♫ You're wasting your breath. ♫

"Hehe..." She nervously laughs

Adam: ♫ Did I hear you imply. ♫

♫ That they don't deserve death?

♫ Are they Winners? ♫

♫ Are they Sinners? ♫

♫ 'Cause it's cut and dry. ♫

"Well, actually, if you take a look—" Charlie interrupts

Adam: ♫ Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! ♫

♫ And when all's said and done (Said and done) ♫

♫ There's the question of fun (Fun) ♫

♫ And for those of us with Divine Ordainment. ♫

♫ Extermination is entertainment! ♫

♫ Bow-now-now-nownow ♫

♫ Guitar solo, fuck yeah! ♫

♫ [Adam sings guitar solo] ♫

Charlie gets up after being knocked down by Adam, "Ugh..." She groaned

Adam: ♫ Hell is forever. ♫

♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫

♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫

Four golden mirages of Exorcists appear, surrounding Charlie from all sides.

"Where the hell did you people come from?!" Charlie yelled

♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫

♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫

♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫

♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫

♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫

♫ Fuckin' Hell's forever. ♫

♫ And it's meant to suck a lot. ♫

♫ So give up your dumb endeavor. ♫

♫ 'Cause you don't have a shot! ♫

Charlie gets so angry that she turns into her demon form.

♫ Long as I've got your attention. ♫

♫ I guess I should probably mention. ♫

♫ That we made the determination. ♫

♫ To move up the next Extermination! ♫

"What?!" She yelled

Adam: ♫ Can't wait a whole year. ♫

♫ To slaughter those little cunts. ♫

♫ I know it's just been a week. ♫

♫ But we'll be back in six months! ♫

Adam grabs Charlie and throws her right out of the door.

"Um, wait, you-you— Ugh, SHIT!" Charlie tries to get to Adam, but the door closes. Charlie slams a fist on the door

........................................

Charlie sadly returns to the hotel. Vaggie runs to her and hugs her, "Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?" Vaggie asked

"Oh, they sure did hear it But-" Charlie begins

"Oh come here, we have something exciting to show you." Kori said

Vaggie leads Charlie to the group.

"Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air." Kori said

"I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!" Alastor said

"Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?" Charlie asked

"Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself." Angel said

"That's... that's amazing." Charlie said

"Sshh, it's starting." Kori said

"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel-" Vaggie started. However, just as the TV starts to play, it abruptly cuts to a news report.

The group except Alastor and Niffty get annoyed and angrily complain.

"Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?" Katie asked

"No, what does that mean, Katie?" Tom said

"It means we're all royally fucked!" Katie said as her eye twitches

Screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days till the next Extermination.

"Wait, what? Why?!" Angel asked

"They can't do that!" Kori yelled

......................................

A drone scours an area until it finds a dead Exorcist corpse with its head missing. The drone scans the corpse.

"We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!" Lute said

"No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But, don't worry, when we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!" Adam said, he destroys the projector, causing its light to disappear only showing Adam's glowing evil smile.