In Asmodeus's palace, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are sleeping together in the same bed. An alarm clock shaped like a rooster with an erected penis goes off, which wakes up Fizzarolli.

He literally punches the clock and stretches his arms out to the kitchen, scaring a laundry succubus wearing an apron and matching black lingerie and knee-high boots, destroying a chandelier, and pours himself some coffee. But, he burns himself so he takes the whole pot back, passing the same laundry woman from before, making her twirl in place, and sets it on a desk. He stretches out and grabs one of his hats, and stretches. Fizzarolli grabs the coffee and drinks it, before putting it back and jumping above the bed while reaching for the curtain bars as he stretches towards Asmodeus to wake him up.

"Rise and shine, Ozzie!" Fizzarolli shakes an airhorn and sounds it off, startling Asmodeus awake as he lays back down and Fizzarolli laughed

"Ugh, again with the horn?" Asmodeus groaned and he turned in bed, covering his head with his pillow.

"Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!" He blows the air horn again.

"M'kay, SO; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators. Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvibrators. And then, you have a nooner with Prince Stolas." As he speaks, Asmodeus gets out of bed and puts on his robe.

"You scheduled me during lunch?" Asmodeus sighed

"Well, you're pretty good at "squeezing things in"." As Fizzarolli speaks he squeezes the robe in, eyeing Asmodeus' butt, before stretching onto his shoulder, "But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!"

"Lemme guess, I'm handling that too?" Asmodeus asked

Fizzarolli got off of his shoulder and said "I mean... unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again."

"Hahahahahaha! No. Never again."

"Whaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!" Fizzarolli said

Asmodeus smiles, "Stoooop...!"

"OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!" Fizzarolli yelled

"No! It's too early for burgers, ya maniac!" Asmodeus said

"Burger time! Burger time! BURGER TIME!" The two laugh together as they exit the bedroom and walk to the kitchen to get ready for breakfast.

In the kitchen, while Asmodeus hums, making breakfast, Fizzarolli opens up a newspaper. An article reads- "King of Ozz—A HYPOCRITE?!" Fizzarolli nervously crumples the paper, stuffs it into a trash bin, then proceeds to throw the entire bin out of a window, but trips before he lies into a flirty pose, much to Asmodeus' content. The bin flies out of the palace windows and hits someone on the street. Asmodeus opens the door to the refrigerator, which lacks milk.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. I can pick up some more while I'm out today." Fizzarolli said

"About that... You're still going to that contest rehearsal? Without me?" Asmodeus asked

"Well, y-you have a packed day today, and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing. So..."

"It's the Greed Ring. One of the cities is literally called Ransom." Asmodeus said

"Ah! You worry too much. You know I ain't afraid of ropes. 'Sides, I'm slippery~."

"I mean, only after I..."

Fizzarolli turns to him, his mouth full, "What?"

"What?" Asmodeus said and blushes

"Come on, Oz! I can be on my own one day!" Fizzarolli said

"But you haven't been to the Greed Ring alone since becoming Mam's big brand figure." Asmodeus said

"Yeah, I guess, but it's not like I'm gonna stick around! Besides, it's not like I'll be alone, Kori's gonna be there to guide me like she always does." Fizzarolli said

"I can get you an escort." Asmodeus said

"Augh! I can handle it! C'mon, Big Daddy. PWEEEEASE?" Fizzarolli pulls puppy eyes on Asmodeus.

Asmodeus snorts and laughs, "Well, you know I can't say no to a face that cute."

"Mhm! That's why I use it." He boops Asmodeus' face

"Just try to stay out of trouble, Fizzy-frog." Asmodeus said twirling Fizzarolli's tail

"Ahh, stop it!" Fizzarolli yelled

"Noooo~!"

Asmodeus picks Fizzarolli up in a tight squeeze, laughing. A small succubus walks into the room holding a stack of boxes.

"Ozz, I have the new shipment of—" An employee said but she stops as she sees the two. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli stare at the worker wide-eyed.

"Ya mind? Trying to have an unemotional bang sesh here!" Fizzarolli yelled

"Yeah! Cuz we're so NOT in love!" Asmodeus said

"Yeah! Love. Is. STUPID!" Fizzarolli said

The succubus sets the boxes down and walks out of the room, staring oddly at the two before closing the door.

"Whew! That was close, huh?" Fizzarolli asked

"Just come right back when it's over, and keep your phone on ya, okay?" Asmodeus said

"Got it riiight here!" Fizzarolli stretches and grabs his phone, "Be riiight back after! Don't worry, Ozz! I'll be super low-key. Nobody will notice me." He said

Fizzarolli sips his cup of coffee, while Asmodeus facepalms in doubt.

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Fizzarolli runs over a cup in a glamorous limo. He and Kori step out onto purple carpet, while speakers and confetti blasters shaped like dildos pop out of the car. The confetti sprays over everyone, while one demon brushes it off, and another demon chokes to death on one of them. Fizzarolli walks off and his hell dogs, called quieves, come out the car and start to feast on the corpse. Fizzarolli claps and whistles to get the quieves' attention to get going. They arrive and spiral around Fizz, spinning him as he laughs. Roller skates come out of his shoes as he blasts off.

"Whoa! Girls, girls!" Fizzarolli yelled

"Fizz, wait you know I can't run very fast!" Kori yelled trying to catch up with him

Fizz laughs and rolls around the block with his quieves, skating at top speed, knocking over demons and hitting a trash can. His visor's built-in wipers clean all the garbage off them.

"Man, it's great not being in the spotlight for once!" Fizzarolli said

All of the demons glare at Fizzarolli.

"Sorry!" Kori yelled running past them

While he is skating, Blitzo is currently getting kicked out of a coffee shop by a Hellhound.

"Look lady, it's not MY fault if you only know how to make coffee that tastes like piss!" Blitzo yelled

Fizzarolli becomes shocked, and hits the brakes on his skates, while Blitzo stammers in fear.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!" Blitzo yelled as he covered his face

Kori eventually comes to a stop as well and she faces Fizzarolli, "Don't you ever do that again."

"Oh, wow. Lookee who it is." Fizzarolli said

"Oh, fuck... You two again..." Blitzo said

"Nice to see you too, Blitzo." Kori said

He then turns to Kori, "And I saw you on a date with the pornstar at Ozzie's. I thought you were with the Radio Demon."

"Oh so you're stalkin' her now, huh?" Fizzarolli said

"Oh, don't fuckin' flatter yourself, clown. I have my own life, y'know, without YOU TWO in it." Blitzo said

Kori walks up to Blitzo, "And that pornstar's name is Angel and we were not on a date! Second of all, even if Alastor and I are back together it's none of your business." Kori said, she shoves Blitzo out of the way and walks off. Blitzo dusts himself off and glares at Fizz and Kori.

"Yeah, well even if you were back together with that piece of shit, he's no fucking good! He fucking left you on your own! And if you think being at that hotel is going to make you a better person it's not fucking working BITCH!" Blitzo yelled

Blitzo has struck a nerve in Kori as she growls in anger. She calms down when their albino queef rubs against her and hands her a bone. She smiles and pets the queef on the head.

"At least I'm trying to be a better person and I'm not pushing away the people I love! And at least I wasn't a coward who runs away from his fucking problems because he's too fucking scared!" Kori yelled

It grows silent for a bit, while Blitzo stands in anger. Before Fizzarolli and Kori could walk away, Blitzo charges at her and they start to get into a street fight.

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Unbeknownst to them, they were near a skyscraper-like building, where Striker and Crimson were having a meeting.

"So, you say you're good? 'Cuz we really need a big score right now." Crimson said

"The best, had a royal on the ropes just last week." Striker said

One of Crimson's mafia members pours him a glass of wine.

"Sure, but not dead?" Crimson asked

"It was... called off. But I have a body count in the hundreds! I ain't afraid to go after anyone. Women, kids-" Striker's speech is interrupted by one of Fizzarolli's quieves getting launched into the window outside, "And cute little-faced puppy-lookin' things. Don't matter!" He looks outside to see what was going on and spots Blitzø, Kori, and Fizzarolli fighting

"Hmm... I'll tell ya what. If you can deliver something of value... I'll consider it." Crimson said

"One moment..." Striker said he opens the window and pulls out his lasso. He ropes the root of the problem, Fizzarolli, Kori, and Blitzo, into the room and slams them against the wall, laughing sinisterly.

"Hired!" Crimson said and then he laughs

Striker pulls out his knife as Crimson's men aim guns at them, "Funny to run into ya' again, Blitzy." Striker pulls out his knife and slides toward Fizzarolli, pointing it under the chin, "And with two famous friends..."

"Oh, fuck me." Blitzo said

"For the record, we are not friends." Fizzarolli said

Kori rolls her eyes, "Right because that's important right now."

Fizzarolli sends her a glare

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The scene cuts to Asmodeus' factory just below his palace, where they manufacture things for , and for general products. Currently, they are creating a new toy to test for the new vibrator shipment. An imp flies away with a box containing the test vibrator, while we pass some painter imps working on dildos. Two more imps fighting with dildos on the job, while we now pass to a different imp carrying the same test vibrator.

"Larger, you can never be too large, you can never be too large." Asmodeus said

A conveyor belt is passing the test vibrator onto a hazmat-suited imp, who flies away to return the final product to Asmodeus.

"Hm... smaller, smaller. Get this spot right there, and that's good! I like... ooh, I like that, that's good, mhm!" Asmodeus now has the test vibrator in hand, before handing it back to the hazmat-suited imp, then looks over a blueprint to see if there's anything else needing to be modified. Two succubi then put the vibrator into the test chamber to see the results. 

After everyone puts on safety goggles, Asmodeus gives the thumbs up and they turn on the vibrator. The vibrator shakes violently and explodes, leaving everyone scorched, and the project is a failure.

Asmodeus groans, sitting alone at his desk, missing Fizzarolli when he looks at a painting of them together. Lightning strikes, as Fizzarolli's eyes strangely glow blue. Asmodeus is startled, both by the lightning, and his watch, signaling an alarm for his noon meeting with . 

Stolas sitting on a couch in the waiting room, until Asmodeus finally opens his doors.

"Stolas! Hey there, birdy babe. Haven't seen you since , how you been? Still gettin' yo' kink on with that feisty imp?" Asmodeus asked

"Aha. Well, um, that's actually what I'm here about. You see, I, um... seem to have found myself with... feelings for him. And I'm not sure if it's a mutual thing." Stolas said

Asmodeus grows unamused, assuming he's looking for something to immorally force Blitzo to love him.

"Well, I can tell ya, if you're looking for a love potion, you came to the wrong fucking guy. I don't fuck with that artificial bullshit! Lust shouldn't be about force... It's an ART! To be earned, and enjoyed. It's all about that journey to Pleasure Town... You feel me?" Asmodeus giggles

As he speaks he picks up two cereals and/or candies shaped like a penis and lips, and shoves the penis through the lips, demonstrating his point. He takes the penis out of the lips and lifts it to where we can see a flustered Stolas through the mouth.

"Oh! No! Never, never that! I just, you see..." While Stolas is speaking, Asmodeus decides to devour his whole bowl of various sex-shaped cereals/candy.

"This imp has a business he runs. He needs to access the mortal realm to carry out his work. I know your demons are some of the only ones who can traverse freely and legally. I was wondering if you could assist me in... finding a way he could too?" 

As he speaks, Stolas uses his powers to conjure up Asmodeus' book and places it on the table, the book surprising Asmodeus as he finishes his bowl of cereals/candy.

Asmodeus gasps, "Oh! Hmmm, Stolas... My heart bleeds for you, but my partner— Uh... Business partner, Fizzarolli, HATES your imp guy. Blitzo, right? Yeah... HAAATES." 

Asmodeus clenches his hand into a fist to demonstrate.

"He does? But why?" Stolas asked

"Not my story to tell, but trust me. I would help if I could, but I can't. Sorry..." Asmodeus notices his phone ringing with a notification of a new message from Fizzarolli's contact, listed as "Froggie 🤍". He smiles and opens the notification, causing the phone to fly across the room in a grand display and project a widescreen version of the message.

"Hello, Asmodeus." Asmodeus and Stolas grow concerned at the appearance of Crimson, and not Fizzarolli. "You don't know me, but you don't need to. All you need to know is I have your little jester here with me." The video shows Striker bringing Fizzarolli to the camera tied up with tape over his mouth. Asmodeus grows enraged at the sight of this and tries to strangely grab the hologram out of anger. "If you want him back alive, you will give me exactly what I want."

"Do you have any idea who you are FUCKING WITH?!" Asmodeus' feathers glow a vivid neon version of his natural colors before his head bursts into red flames, showing his outrage.

"I... think it's a recording." Stolas said

"You probably just asked if I know who I'm dealing with. And, oh yes, I know. The weakest and most non-threatening of the Sins. The king who will do whatever it takes to save the worst-kept secret in all of Hell." Crimson said

Asmodeus grows embarrassed and turns his head away from the video, with Stolas becoming worried for him and looking concerned.

"We both know you won't risk anything happening to the clown. So be a good little bitch boy, and do the thing. My lawyers will be over shortly with the contract of demands. You have until the witching hour to sign it. Hueheheheheheheh! Now, cut. I SAID CUT IT, YA FUCKIN' MORON!" Crimson yelled

The phone falls back on the table. The whole room shakes and Asmodeus ignites in rage. Stolas backs away as Asmodeus roars, making the whole room glow with a beam of fire

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A crew member gives Crimson a lighter to smoke a cigar. He walks off, while a mafia goon throws Fizzarolli in a cage with Blitzo and Kori, which Striker is on top of. Fizzarolli stammers in fear, while Blitzo scoots back.

"Oh, chill out, jester. Christ on a stick, it's like you've never been tied up before!" Blitzo said

"Sure, but not by a buncha psychos!" Fizzarolli grunts and falls down, "And a piece of shit!"

"Am I...? Okay, am I the psycho or the piece of shit?" Blitzo asked

"Both!" Fizzarolli yelled

"Yeah, that checks." Kori said

"How is this happening?! I was just supposed to grab some gas station milk and rehearse some juggling...!" Fizzarolli said, kicking his feet.

"Oh, relax, I'm sure your big royal chicken ain't gonna let anything happen to his peppy lil' fuckdoll." Blitzo said

Fizzarolli gets frustrated, and sits up straight to scoot in front of Blitzo, "Ohh, playin' that card, huh? Ok... What about you? Seems your tastes have gotten more... "regal", lately. Heheh..."

"Yeah, well unlike you two, I fuck who I want, when I want. I'm not gonna be tied down to some big blue-blood asshole or some asshole overlord." Blitzo said

"You could've fooled us the way Princey was cozying up to you at Ozzie's." Kori said

"Hey! Stolas only cares about having a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his mattress, it's nothing... y'know..." Blitzo says

Fizzarolli and Kori give him a look, knowing that he's in denial.

Blitzo sighs, "It's nothing else..."

"Then why were you even there?" Kori asked

"OTHER very important reasons, of course!" Blitzo said sweating

"Whatever, we don't actually care." Fizzarolli said

"I mean Stolas is just a loud, thirsty bitch who loves feelin' the thrill of getting dicked by the lower class. It's a novelty to him." Blitzo said

"...Literally just said we don't care." Kori said

"And then, he'll call me to see how my day was! And he'll pretend to care about me, and comment on my photos, and LAUGH AT MY JOKES—"

"Oh! Well that's "definitely" your clue right there that it's all bullshit." Fizzarolli sarcastically said

"I KNOW, RIGHT?" Blitzo said

"You're really not getting the whole concept of us being sarcastic are you?" Kori asked

Blitzo ignores her and continues on with his rant, "He's just a fake, privileged asshole!"

"Look Blitzo, it sounds like you just hate him for bein' a prince. Because no one, and I mean no one pretends to care that much just for a cheap lay." Kori said

"Point is, royal demons and overlords don't give a shit about people like us. They're all the fuckin' same." Blitzo said

"That's not...! A-always true... But, I guess you're right. They can't all be the same if some have taste, and some wanna fuck you." Fizzarolli said

"Can we talk about something other than my sex life? Satan's taint, is fucking that Lust guy make this what you're all about now?!" Blitzo asked

"YOU brought it up, asshole!" Fizzarolli yelled

Striker bangs on their cage, "WOULD YOU THREE SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY?! Bicker like a couple of teen skanks..." Striker steps down onto some boxes, then leans towards their cage. "As far as I'm concerned, you three are BOTH embarrassments to our kind for meddlin' with blue-bloods and an overlord to begin with. But at least loud-mouth here has the sense to only fuck his rich bitch, instead of bein' a little purse dog and a trophy girlfriend."

"Oh, great. The fuckin' supremacist is on my side, wonderful." Blitzo said

"Neither of you filth bags know what you're even talkin' about. If you think you're superior to ANYONE, then you're no better than any royal—" Kori begins but Striker grows agitated at Kori's words. Before he can continue, he grabs Kori by the neck to stop her from talking.

"DON'T. You. Dare... Finish that sentence, little girlie..." Striker growled

"HEY! Hick-for-hire! I said watch 'em, not fuck 'em. Keep ya hands off the merchandise!" Crimson yelled

Striker frowns at Kori one more time, squeezing her neck before jumping off the cage.

"Eaugh! Ever heard of mouthwash?! FUCK FAAAACCCE!" Fizzarolli yelled

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"Can I just sign it already, like, can we move this along?" Asmodeus asked, looking quite frustrated as he and Stolas stood in front of Crimson's lawyer. The lawyer shrugs it off, and gives him the contract and Stolas glares beside Asmodeus not trusting this shark.

"Sire, you need to know the contents of this contract, you can't just sign it! A deal made with a sin like yourself would be everlastingly binding." Stolas says and takes the contract from Asmodeus. "Perhaps I can look it over, I'm a fast reader." He said and mumbled as he read everything fast.

"Oh! Hmmm... This is a contract giving Crimson all of Ozzie's factory assets. And, giving him permission to use Fizzarolli's head for a wall decorating." Stolas said.

Asmodeus grows outraged and rips the contract out of Stolas' hands, "WAIT, WHAT?!"

"Juuuust making sure you're paying attention!" The lawyer laughs nervously, "Here's the real contract." Crimson's lawyer retrieves a stack of papers and shoves them forward on the desk.

"Oohoohoohoo! This will be fun! I love words!" Stolas said clapping his hands

Asmodeus becomes angry, and burns the fake contract.

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Fizzarolli struggles to escape his imprisonment, while Blitzo and Kori watch it all happen.

"Ya know? You're really bad at this." Blitzo said

Fizzarolli grunts, and falls down again, "Hmmm, ya know? Last time I checked, I was a FUCkING JESTER, NOT an escape arti—" Fizz's struggling gets him zapped due to rubbing his arms together in his wrap. He shoots up, his head slams the cage, leaving an indent, and he falls back down.

"I just wanna go home..." Fizzarolli sniffled

"If only this collar wasn't blocking my powers we all could've been out by now." Kori said

"Hmm... You want me to get you guys out?" Blitzo smirked

"Y-y-yes..." Fizzarolli whimpered

Blitzo smiles as he stands up, raising his foot to extract a knife from under his shoe.

"You had a knife this whole time?!" Fizzarolli yelled

Blitzo cuts the ropes off himself and Kori, then he grabs Fizzarolli by the shoulder, startling him, with the knife pointed in his direction. Fizz whimpers, thinking he's going to stab him, but Blitzo actually cuts the tape off him, freeing his arms. He tosses him the knife.

"Now stop bitchin' while I work this in the meantime help Kori with that collar." Blitzo said

From below, Blitzo observes his surroundings; an imp on a forklift, goons playing on a pool table, a muscular imp stacking a card tower, and a few more demons lounging — from there, he spots the cage's remote control.

"Ahhh, bingo!"

"So what now, geniuses?" Fizzarolli asked

"See that remote?" Blitzo asked pointing below

"I mean, I could stretch down there..." Fizzarolli begins

"No, no... I have a better idea." Blitzo said

Blitzo shakes the cage, causing some boxes to fall. This creates a domino effect, as the boxes collapse nearby a few demons, throwing his beer mug in the air. As the muscular imp finishes his card tower, the rest of the demons cheer, but the moment is quickly ruined as the beer mug knocks it all down; causing the muscular imp, in a fit of rage, to pull out a gun and shoot nearly everywhere and everyone.

"Keep it down! I'm shootin' 8-ball ova here!" The mafia imp yelled

"The fuck's goin' on?" the forklift imp asked

As the gunfire continues, the imp on the forklift gets shot, causing the truck to spin out of control, knocking everything in its way, "SHUT THE FUCK UP—" The imp yelled. He notices the forklift approaching him, "Oh, fuck me..."

The forklift knocks him in the air in slow motion with a few pool balls in motion, while Fizzarolli and Blitzo are observing the whole situation, with Blitzo enjoying popcorn. Amidst the explosion, the white cue ball lands on the scaffolding and rolls closer to the far end of the warehouse. Blitzo, with a drink, shifts Fizzarolli's head to see where this goes, with the cue ball making a stop, right above the remote. As it falls over, it hits the "DOWN" button—but nothing seems to happen.

"Well... That didn't w—"

The cage immediately drops down and collapses. As the smoke subsides, Fizzarolli coughs while Blitzo and Kori dust themselves off while smirking.

"Show offs..." Fizzarolli said flipping them off

The collar on Kori's neck falls off from the collapse, "Yes!" Kori yelled as her powers came back

Suddenly, Crimson and his goons come in upon hearing the commotion. Crimson lifts up a cucumber slice to see Blitzo and Fizzarolli have freed themselves and caused a mess in the process.

"THE FUCK?! GET THEM!" Crimson yelled

One of the goons fire a net gun at Fizzarolli, but Blitzo pushes him out of the way. He grabs his hand to escape from the rapid gunfire. Blitzo spots a nearby gun and fires back.

Kori runs up to one of the goons and wraps her legs around his neck, pulls out two guns and begins shooting at the other goons.

She then runs up another goon, grabs his head and smashes it down on a nearby table, killing him.

While Fizzarolli makes a run for it, two of the goons push down some boxes to prevent him from escaping, causing him to run back where he came from. As a bigger demon approaches him, he throws a juggling stick, and blowing an airhorn. But he still gets caught, then throws a banana peel, but no one slips on it.

"Augh, this usually works! Goddammit!" Fizzarolli yelled trying to break free

One of the Mafia Imps approach him, about to hit him with a cane, "FUCK!" Fizzarolli yelled

Before he can get hit, Fizzarolli manages to slip away, as the bigger demon gets hit instead. Fizzarolli then bumps back to Blitzo and Kori.

"What the fuck, Fizz?! How is someone this flexible, this useless in combat?!" Blitzo yelled he dodges every one of the mafia's attacks with Fizzarolli beneath him.

"I have to agree with Blitzo on this one! My kids are only ten years old and they know how to fight!" Kori yelled as she sliced a goons neck

"I'm a performer! I sing, I dance, I promote products that I don't actually use... I don't do danger!"

With a few of the demons out for the count, Blitzo, Kori, and Fizzarolli make a run for it.

"Well good to know you're still a wimpy circus puss." Blitzo said

The three climb up a ladder while Blitzo quickly shoots a mafia member aiming for them.

"I'd give you a comeback, but that'd imply I give a shit what you think." Fizzarolli growls, he turns away from Blitzo and Kori on the ladder and nearly falls over before Kori pulls him up.

"You always cared what I thought!" Blitzo said

"After what you did to us?" Fizzarolli said

"I didn't do anything! It was an accident!" Blitzø shouts and Fizzarolli and Kori look shocked but it turns into a glare. "AN ACCIDENT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" They yelled

(Flashback)

A younger Fizzarolli balances himself on a circus ball while balancing spinning plates on sticks. A younger Blitzø watches with a sad look.

"You always had it out for me and Kori, because people liked us better!"

A teen Blitzø looks at a teen Fizzarolli enviously as Cash Buckzo hands him a birthday card with the front reading, "Wish you were my son" and "Best daughter ever".

"You wanted us gone, because you were jealous! Just wanting the spotlight!" Kori yelled

A teen Kori who was also 9 months pregnant runs over to Fizzarolli and hugs him. Fizzarolli hugs her back. A teen Fizzarolli looks over to Blitzo with a smile as he waves to him, but teen Blitzo glares at him with envy and hatred as he turns his back on him with the curtains flapping at his wake.

Suddenly, the curtains ignite with green fire.

"I looked up to you, I thought you were my best friend..."

The fire spreads quickly with the other circus performers including Cash Buckzo screaming and dashing for the nearest exits while Fizzarolli was knocked to the ground.

He quickly scrambled away to escape from the advancing fire.

"YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"

Fizzarolli opened a flap to crawl out, but fireworks were on the other side. His eyes widened as the fireworks exploded and the whole circus burst into flames.

"And then you just left us..."

Fizzarolli, mangled and nearly lifeless, drags his bloodied body desperately towards Blitzø, who was standing in front of him with his hand covering one side of his face. Kori was lying on the ground next to him unconscious.

"Kori and I lost so much because of you!"

Fizzarolli's broken horns disintegrate and chip off, his eyes watering with pain and desperation as Blitzø turns his back. He stretches his hand out desperately for help while his whole arm was still caught on fire and badly burning and bleeding, his bones showing as Blitzø ran towards another blazing tent.

"And you selfish piece of shit... YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE!"

End of Flashback

"I DID CARE!" Blitzø turns around to face him with tears in his eyes, Fizzarolli looks mildly taken aback, "It WAS an accident! IT WAS!"

One of Crimson's henchmen climbs up from a nearby aisle with his gun pointed at them. Fizzarolli reacts quickly and grabs Blitzø and Kori as his robotic limbs extend to avoid the numerous bullets the henchman was shooting at them. He then swings himself, Blitzø, and Kori under one of the shelves just as another henchman crawled up next to his comrade.

"Ok, you're right, it was all my fault, ok?" Blitzø says, "I...I should've done more to help, I was...I was trying..." Fizzarolli slowly grows less agitated, "There was so much going on...I was trying to get help, Fizz, I just..." he looks down with a sorrowful sigh, "It was still my fault..."

Kori still gives him a look of disapproval, "Glad you could admit it. Want a medal?"

"Look, I'm sorry, Fizz... Kor..."

Flashback

Blitzø turns away from Fizzarolli, looking down at a letter and rose in his hand meant for the clown imp. He marches off with angry tears as he shoves an imp aside with a birthday cake which causes him to drop the cake and set aflame to the circus tents.

"I am so sorry you and Kori got so hurt..."

Blitzø throws the letter and the rose to the ground and walks away, unaware of the fire roaring behind him. A trio of demon horses flee when the fire spooks them.

"I'm sorry for what you both lost, and I... I know I can never make it right."

Blitzø looks around in a state of shock in front of the tent Fizzarolli was in. Suddenly, the impact of the fireworks exploding inside launches out, leaving Blitzø with several scars.

"But you have no idea what I lost in that fire..."

Blitzø directs the other circus performers before turning over to a specific tent that was engulfed entirely in green flames. He quickly runs over to it as a picture falls to the ground, showing Blitzø and Barbie hugging their mother before the picture burns up.

"I mean it's...it's all my fault, I'd hate me too..." Blitzø sheds a tear, quickly wiping it away as Fizzarolli looks up at him with a sorrowful expression, "I mean I do hate--SHIIIIIIIIIIT!" a goon appears out of nowhere and holds Kori in a headlock with a smug grin.

Blitz pulls the gun under her captor's chin and blows off his head offscreen, with Fizzarolli witnessing it happen and the three imps put their heads back into the game as the duo scampered through the shelf hurriedly.

"So, why didn't you try to tell us any of this? Or come see us? Even once would've been fine!" Kori asked

"I tried... you and Fizz were all I had left, Kori. But they told me you and Fizz didn't want to see me." Blitzo said

"I never told them that!" Kori yelled

"Bullshit... You didn't?" Blitzo asked

"No! And no one told us you came!" Fizzarolli said

"Wait, so then..." Kori trails off before the trio share a look of realization.

"Oooohhh...."

"That fucking bastard!" Kori yelled

A goon climbs up the ladder and grabs Kori's leg, causing her to scream. Blitzo uses his gun to blow up the goon's head, "WAAAOOOHHH, CHRIST ON A STICK!"

"TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKIN' EMOTIONAL MOMENT, HERE!" Fizzarolli yelled

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Stolas and Asmodeus are still talking with Crimson's lawyer about the contract. Asmodeus looks at his watch as time flies by, not looking very happy. Stolas is pacing around the room holding the contract, "Okay, so! I believe this draft allows for some factory ownership, specifically located in the Greed Ring... With allocated funds going to your client for the foreseeable future... While ensuring the safe return of one "Fizzarolli"." Stolas slams the contract on the table and glares, sliding it towards the lawyer.

"Yeah, sure, sounds good...Now lemme just re-read thissssssuh..." the lawyer drinks out of his white coffee mug that says "Live Laugh Law".

"HURRY UP!" Asmodeus yelled

"Yelling won't make me read faster." The greed lawyer said, smugly

Asmodeus starts turning red as his anger and flames grow hotter. Stolas, whose cape gets burned by the flames, quickly stomps them out.

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"What happened to you after the fire, Kori?" Blitzo asked turning to her

"It was challenging, I'm not going to lie. I became an addict but thanks to Charlie and Vaggie they're helping me to become a better person." Kori said and she put a hand on Blitzo's shoulder, "I commend you for taking in my kids and giving them a home to live. It must've been hard especially when you also had Loona to take care of."

Blitzo smiles at her.

Fizzarolli throws a goon as he is helping Blitzø and Kori, "Hate to break up a moment but misunderstanding or no, it's hard to just forgive you." Kori shoots at a couple of goons, "It's BEEN fifteen years and...That's so much time...But!" he flings Blitzø around as the imp continues shooting goons, "I guess you didn't really ruin my life."

"What, you're telling me getting blown up didn't ruin your life?" Blitzo asked

"It was painful-Ha!" he hits a goon with Blitzø, "and challenging, and y'know" he puts Blitzø down, "FUCK YOU STILL. But, it's not like I'm broken, and I now have someone who understands me and-Hyah! Hah! Fuck you!" the trio fight more goons before landing to the ground, "My life has actually been pretty great."

"Yeah, that's lovely. You got a good thing going with that horny rooster fucker, don't ya?" Blitzo asked

Fizzarolli gets flustered, UH, CUZ, YOU KNOW, IT'S A GREAT GIG! And...and...and he's got the BIGGEST COCK! You know? LIKE MASSIVE!"

Fizzarolli starts making gestures with his arms, "I mean imagine like...THE BIGGEST! JUST A GIANT, HUGE, LIKE A KAIJU! But it's a COCK, ya know what I mean? LIKE A BIG MONSTER! It's BIG, it's HUGE-"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, I get it!" Blitzø puts a hand on his shoulder, "I'm happy for ya, Fizz."

Fizzarolli looks at Blitzo's hand on his shoulder and smiles at him, until the goons start to slowly corner them. Striker pushes them aside and walks forward.

"If ya wanna prove yourself, cowboy, here's your chance!" Crimson said

Striker grins and walks towards them, "You been a pain in my ass long enough, Blitz." His eyes glows menacingly, "NOW, I'm gon' break you like a FUCKIN' HORSE!" He grabs his rope and pulls it.

"Ohhhh, don't you dare talk sexy to ME." Blitzo grinned

"You're still on the horse thing?!" Fizzarolli asks in surprise.

Striker laughs as he, Crimson, and the goons corner them more.

"Wanna bet?!" A voice yelled

Striker laughs as he, Crimson, and the goons corner them more.

"Fizz! Kori! Remember how you two used to distract my dad so I could steal his booze?" Blitzo asked

"I mean, yeah? Why?" Fizzarolli asked

"Yeah well, I need to get up to that window there to bust us out." Blitzo points at the window as Striker continues to uncannily and slowly corner them.

"Ohohooo! One distraction, comin' up! Kori, care for an old-fashioned duet?" Fizzarolli makes everyone besides Blitzø look at him as Kori begins playing some music.

Fizzarolli: ♫ When I was a young boy, I never thought it comes to this. ♫

He gets up and is in between three goons, looking at them with his arms around them.

Fizzarolli: ♫ The scars all seem to heal... And soon all I feel is regret. ♫

He grabs onto Crimson before wrapping his limbs around a cart.

Fizzarolli: ♫ And noooow, I'm a grown man. ♫

He slides on the floor in front of the goons, Striker, and Crimson.

Fizzarolli: ♫ I've lost it all again! ♫

He climbs on the boxes, which in this case is his one of many "stages"

Fizzarolli: ♫ But what I'll miss the most... ♫

Blitzo climbs on a box and throws small things of trash like banana peels and candy wrappers, which is being used as confetti, over Fizzarolli.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Pay close attention, while you get a look at... this! ♫

Fizzarolli takes out Blitzo's keychain with a golden unicorn figurine on it. Blitzo then sneaks around as Fizzarolli gets out a treasure map.

Kori: ♫ Yeah, look at this! ♫

Fizzarolli notices Blitzo and stretches to above the mob and turns the heads of two of them in the direction opposite of Blitzo.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Then look at THAT! ♫

Fizzarolli then gets out a funny looking hat and puts it on Kori's head.

Fizzarolli/Kori: ♫ And here's a hat! ♫

Fizzarolli takes the hat off and twirls while in the background Blitzo scoots across.

Kori: ♫ This nonsense mostly doesn't mean a thiiiing! ♫

Striker begins to turn his head but Fizzrolli stretches his hand out to him and turns him back to him.

Fizzarolli: ♫ But, listen closely, maybe it explains EVERYTHING! ♫

Fizzarolli rolls down a projector screen that first shows an Illuminati sign, then an add for Bitcoin. A computer screen with his silhouette then passes as Fizzarolli then does the Squidward interpretive dance.

Fizzarolli: ♫The secret to Bitcoin! Computers and microchips! ♫

He stretches towards one of the mafia members and gives him a gold coin, making his eyes sparkle.

Kori: ♫ The key to the future! ♫

Kori leaps in between the members before landing in between Striker and Crimson.

Kori: ♫ If you only LOOK AT THIS! ♫

Fizzarolli gives Striker and Crimson two gold coins. Striker looks at his blankly whilst Crimson bites into his to see if it's legit.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Riches untold, you'll have dollars of gold! ♫

Fizzarolli stretches up to see Blitzo create a tower of cardboard boxes to the window.

Fizzarolli: ♫ If you focus on me, as the story unfolds! ♫

The screen becomes distorted before revealing Fizzarolli's face in front of the screen.

Fizzarolli/Kori: ♫ LOOK AT THIS! ♫

Fizzarolli leaps to the mafia gang's left and holds up the Necronomicon.

Fizzarolli: ♫ I hold the key to the mystery!♫

Fizzarolli uses his limbs to constrict the whole gang like a snake.

Fizzarolli/Kori: ♫ LOOK AT THIS!♫

Fizzarolli stretches into Crimson's face, random colors appear in Fizzarolli's eyes before going into Crimson's

Fizzarolli: ♫ Look at nothing except for ME! ♫

Fizzarolli releases the mafia gang, whilst making them spin rapidly in place.

Fizzarolli/Kori: ♫ LOOK AT THIS! ♫

Fizzarolli holds a flashlight up to his face making rabid sounds, as his shadow becomes a massive beast and begins growling.

Fizzarolli: That was GIBBERISH!

Fizzarolli sits on a pile of boxes while still holding the flashlight.

Kori: BLITZO, HURRY THE FUCK UP!

Fizzarolli and Kori leap atop of a massive case study and look to Blitzo who is trying to open the window with a blowtorch.

Fizzarolli: ♫ I don't know how long I can do thiiiis! ♫

Blitzo: I'm gonna need another sixty seconds!

Fizzarolli/Kori: AW, FUCK!

Fizzarolli stands up as the goons look up to him.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Okay, the thing I'm trying to say, I will say if you look this waaaaaayyy... ♫

Kori points them all to a large corner of boxes, where a hellspider spins its web. Fizzarolli grows anxious, his armpits sweating, and wiping his forehead with a string of hankies as he thinks of something.

"Ah-uh-uh-y-y-y'know, it's uh, just as Nonna Fizzarolli used to say!" Fizzarolli starts singing in Italian and wearing a wig and boa.

Fizzarolli leaps down, grabbing a wig and fluffy boa as he proceeds to sing in crude Italian.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Puzza lasagna ♫ (Stink lasagna)

Crimson, being a mob boss and therefore fluent in Italian, is disgusted by what Fizzarolli is saying. The reptilian goon becomes lovestruck over Fizzarolli singing in Italian.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Contorni, limoncello ♫ (Side dish, limoncello)

Fizzarolli walked past Crimson and Striker. The former has his hands up and does a "are you kidding" gesture as he looks at Striker, who is equally as confused.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Fortepiano ♫ (Loud, soft)

Fizzarolli stretches his arms and pulls Crimson in as he puts his boa around Crimson's neck.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Buongiorno, ada Vongole ♫ (Good morning, with clams)

Blitzo tries to break the window with the blowtorch, but he drops it and it falls to the ground.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Luigi, Firenze, Bucatini ♫ (Luigi, Florence, Bucatini)

Fizzarolli sheds his wig as he sings atop a pile of boxes, some of the mafia goons including Alessio, who has a tear in his eye while still unfazed) cry at his Italian, clearly not knowing what they mean.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Cingale~ ♫ (Wild boar~)

Blitzo looks to a box across from him labeled dynamite and grabs a stick.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Cingale~ ♫ (Wild boar~)

Blitzo smirks as he shoves the dynamite into the window. At the same time, Fizzarolli gets out a cake and shoves Kori's face into it.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Soooooo, look at... THIS! ♫

Fizzarolli stretches Kori up to Striker with a bouquet of flowers that spray at him, while earth pigeons fly out of his sleeve.

Kori: ♫ PLEASE LOOK AT THIS! ♫

Fizzarolli grows more and more upset, as he grabs Striker by the collar and holds his hands on his head as Blitzo walks the columns above him carrying a push trigger.

Fizzarolli: ♫ I am running out of places I can take this bit! ♫

Fizzarolli juggles while balancing plates atop of sticks

Fizzarolli: ♫ So, look at this! LOOK AT MY FACE! ♫

Fizzarolli stretches up to them revealing smudged makeup, making everyone back away. Fizzarolli cries as he is atop a stack of boxes.

Kori: ♫ I regret every event that got me in this place! ♫

Blitzo throws a stick of dynamite at Fizzarolli and Kori, which not only he notices, but the mafia goons who look up to Blitzo, who flips them off, causing them to draw their guns.

Fizzarolli: ♫ This little song is driving me insane!♫

The gang fire at Blitzo, which Fizzarolli notices.

Kori: ♫ My exhaustion is audible! ♫

Fizzarolli winds up his left arm into a spring before punching Striker in the face.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Now, the ending is probable! ♫

Blitzo pushes down the trigger, and the window explodes into a massive escapable hole.

Fizzarolli/Kori: ♫ CUZ' THIS RUSE IS IMPOSSIBLE to maintain! ♫

Fizzarolli grabs Kori before he stretches up, allowing Blitzo to leap onto his back.

Fizzarolli: ♫ So, fuckiiin'... ♫

Fizzarolli leans back, and slingshots forward into the hole with Blitzo riding on his back, with the mafia gang watching.

Fizzarolli: ♫ BYE-BYEEE! ♫

Fizzarolli, Kori and Blitzo flip everyone else off as they head out. As that happens, the whole building starts caving in. Striker stands there wide-eyed in shock, one of the goons puts his hat to his chest, and Alessio puts his hand in front of a visibly confused yet surprised Crimson as the entire warehouse collapses on top of them all, and catches fire.

Outside, Fizzarolli, Kori, and Blitzo run free, laughing as well. The trio stop, panting.

"You know, you're actually pretty good at this action-hero bullshit!" Fizzarolli compliments.

"And you two really know how to put on a show!" Blitzø gasps for breath, "Which is almost-" he gasps again, "as impressive as the thing you said I was good at!"

Fizzarolli laughs, then stops when the trio find a broken truck.

They give each other a smirk. Blitzo breaks the window as they head over to the truck and jury rig it. Blitzo climbs over the front of the car and opens the door for Fizzarolli and Kori

"I guess, royal jesters and famous musicians first?" Blitzo asked

Fizzarolli bites his lip a little while looking away and somewhat covering his mouth before heading into the passenger's seat until he is dragged away by a rope abruptly.

"Fizz!" Kori yelled

Blitzo screams and looks out the window. He hears Fizzarolli screaming. Blitzo gets on the roof of the car and points a gun at them.

Kori uses her powers to lift up a broken car off the ground.

"Get... Your... FUCKING shit-stain claws off him!" Kori yelled

The smoke clears to show Striker with Fizzarolli in his arm, laughing maniacally with his blessed revolver in his other hand, "You think I'm just gon' let you get away after all this?" Striker said as he spun the revolver in his hand then stuck it in Fizzarolli's cheek, "I'm THROUGH losin' these fights! This worthless little pet REEKS of his over-bloated master... I'll at least enjoy gettin' rid of 'im."

Fizzarolli smiles nervously, "Okay... Is it bad that I'm getting hard?"

Striker digs the revolver deeper in Fizzarolli's cheek as Blitzø spots two gasoline cans behind him, "SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHY'S IT ALWAYS A SEX THING?"

Blitzø sweats a little and shoots the gasoline can. Striker slowly turns away with a scared look and then the gasoline can blow up. Kori tries to activate her forcefield but it explodes and she and Fizzarolli fly and hit a billboard and fall on the ground with green flames surrounding them.

There were flames on Striker as he was on the ground, making weird critter noises before running away. Blitzø looks at Fizzarolli and Kori who are still surrounded by flames. He tried to use his robotic limbs to reach a car being hung above him, but he was too weak as his arm electrocuted.

"FIIIIZZZZZ! KORI!" Blitzo yelled

Blitzo jumps on a barrel and rolls through the yard, jumping and grabbing onto swinging bars and springboarding off cars. He runs across the crane arm and uses his tail to hang onto the crane hook, reaching out for Kori and Fizzarolli.

They successfully grab hands and get flung in the air. They grab onto each other as they are about to fall until Fizzarolli stretches his robotic arm and grabs onto the crane, making them land safely. Blitzo tries to comprehend what just happened until Fizzarolli angrily and violently shakes him while yelling.

"YOU BLEW US UP AGAIN, YOU FUCKIN' PRICK!" Fizzarolli yelled

"I did... But this time, I stuck around." Blitzo said

Fizzarolli pushes him away while looking away, then smiles and pulls him and Kori into a hug with his robotic arms. The two hug him back, Blitzø crying a bit.

"Good to have you back, little brother." Kori said

"Wooooould iiit... Fuck up the moment if we made out right now?"

Fizzarolli leans away and glares at him with annoyance, his arm still wrapped around them. Blitzo gives him a nervous but smug smirk.

"Ugh, let's just go home." Kori said

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Asmodeus checks the time before standing up and slamming his hands on the table, "THAT'S IT!" he grabs the lawyer by the shirt as his face becomes red and his flames grow high, "I'm going to fucking END YOUR LIFE!"

Fizzarolli comes in panting heavily.

"FIZZIEEEE!" Asmodeus shoves the lawyer into the chair and heads to Fizzarolli, who tears up happily.

"OZZIIEEEE!"

Asmodeus scoops Fizzarolli up as they twirl around for a moment, before Asmodeus starts smooching Fizzarolli affectionately.

"Get fucked, little one." Stolas said as leaves

The lawyer puts his briefcase on the desk and tries to close it, but he hears Fizzarolli chuckling. He looks up to see him and Asmodeus standing above him. They smirk at each other before advancing on the shark demon who backs away to the chair, "OH MY SATAN!!!"

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Asmodeus leaves his office with Fizzarolli in his arms as he closes the door behind him, sighing, "I'm so glad you're okay, babe..." he nuzzles the imp, snapping his fingers to turn off the lights, "You ain't never leaving the palace without protection AGAIN." he walks down the hall, the two doing some romantic but not sexual actions as the succubi and incubi give them shocked looks.

Fizzarolli blushes from embarrassment, "Oz...You know there's eyes around..."

"I know. I don't care. Cuz they know if they tell anyone, I'll..." Asmodeus punches a statue of a nude incubus right in the dick, causing a large crack and large chunks to fall off the statue, "...BREAK THEM." After the succubi and incubi hear and see that, they immediately leave the room as Asmodeus presses buttons on the elevator.

"Well, don't worry. Today I learned that I hate going outside!" Fizzarolli exclaims as they get into the elevator.

"You won't have too again." Asmodeus said

Fizzarolli leans against his chest, somewhat frowning and looking down. Their elevator then stops as Asmodeus walks forward and sets Fizzarolli onto a table, "I'm sorry...I got a little messy..."

Asmodeus sets down a box and opens it, getting out a robotic arm to replace Fizzarolli's broken one, "You don't need to apologize for getting banged up, babe, I'm just sorry I couldn't be there."

Fizzarolli smiles, "It's okay, Oz...guess I'm just not used to this kinda thing." the two sigh.

"It's been an intense day. Just, take it easy, okay?" Asmodeus opens a curtain.

"Oh, it's fine, I'm fine, really! You know I bounce back fast!" Fizzarolli giggles but then winces in pain over his broken arm, but still manages a thumbs up. Asmodeus shakes his head in amusement as he grabs the tools he needs, "Soooo...besides my whole scary hostage thing, how was your day?"

"Well, I was stuck with Stolas the whole time who by the way asked me, to give him one of my crystals as a gift for his girlfriend and her boss, that guy you hate! So...I told him, "NO!" Mm-hmm!" Asmodeus softly and carefully cuts around Fizzarolli's sleeve to get access to the broken robotic arm.

"Meh... fuck it. Let him have it." Fizzarolli said

"Excuse me?" Asmodeus asked

"Yeah, why not? You could say...he earned it." Fizzarolli smiles as he looks out at the rain.

"Alright then... ♫Anything for you...♫" Asmodeus attaches the new robotic arm to Fizzarolli, the arm glowing as he starts stretching and jumping around before landing in Asmodeus' arms.

"Now, I don't know about you, but having a violent brush with crime has given me a whole mess of new kinks! You wanna go... "make a mess?""

"You really think that's a good idea right now, Fizz?"

"Sure...don't you?"

"Well...Obviously."

Fizzarolli laughs as he snuggles with Asmodeus, with the doors closing in on them, "Meow, meow, cuddle meow..."