Theme song inspired by the They Talk series created by Zoran Gvojic and James A Jannise

Singer:
Charlie is the daughter to Lucifer and Lilith Morningstar
But her new project was becoming a waste
She was about to give up until her brother came along and helped Kickstart the hotel!
With the help of Vaggie, Husk, Nifty, Angel Dust and Alastor along with her brother
She'll be able to send sinners to Heaven
Thanks to this one named Hotel!-

Charlie: Hazbin Hotel!

Micheal: Why did I do this again?

The episode starts with Us seeing Charlie pacing around in the hotel

Charlie: Okay so the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year so hey what would it be cause if the angels cut our timetable again and again, this will keep happening!

Vaggie: Charlie calm down

Charlie: Sorry, I got worked up.

Angel Dust: Well it was from the start this was never going to be completed. People in the doomsday district are literally running around in fear. Even Val is scared

Charlie: Well we just have to look for it, right?

Angel Dust: Yeah and while you're looking, hell is going crazy. If there was a single sinner willing to show up. They'd be at our door.

Micheal: *offscreen* Did I hear what I just hear?! *appears behind Vaggie and Charlie* That's a way to get sinners to Heaven! If we convince them. We can get every sinner safely in here!

Charlie: Well actually that does sound great!-

Suddenly the walls get blown open as we hear a familiar voice

Sir Pentious: *offscreen* Micheal Morningstar! Alastor! Show yourselves!

Micheal: Oh son of a bitch. *walks outside to see Sir Pentious in his war ship* Sir Pentious! Good to see you again.

Sir Pentious: Oh shut it, where's Alastor? *notices alastor on the balcony above the Entrance* Oh there he is, anyways You two will face my wrath!!

Alastor: *to Sir Pentious* Do I know you?

Sir Pentious: We've done battle 20 times already... I'm the great Sir Pentious? Remember?

Aiden: I don't know why but somehow Alastor doesn't Remember Sir Pentious- *realizes he changed the events* FUCK ME!

Alastor: Huh well if it's true then you'd think I've heard of you.

Sir Pentious: I attacked you and Micheal last week-

Aiden: Actually in my headcanon. Sir Pentious fought Alastor and Micheal 4 years ago-

Sir Pentious: Get out of here! *pushes Aiden offscreen* Anyways, now cower! As I will face you. When I slain you, The Vees will acknowledge me!

Micheal: Bring it on Motherfucker! *grabs a Rocket launcher and shoots at the ship which hits it*

The ship starts to malfunction as Sir Pentious falls to the ground as Alastor makes black tentacles grab onto the ship as Sir Pentious falls out of the ship and hits the ground

Micheal: Thank you Sir Pentious for letting us battle you.

Sir Pentious: ..... Well thank you.... for letting your guard down!

Sir Pentious gets up and tackles alastor as He rips a piece of Alastor's suit as Alastor growls in anger

Micheal: *grabs Sir Pentious and lifts him up* Alastor makes the play and!-

Alastor then kicks Sir Pentious far away from the hotel

Micheal: The Score is good! 1 point for Micheal and Alastor, Zero for Sir Pentious! Woo!

Alastor and Micheal high five

Alastor: *looks to his ruined suit* Great, I have to go to the Tailor, this suit is expensive. I'll be back! *walks away*

Micheal: *notices a drone recording them* Hello Mister drone, or should I say, Vox? *shoots the drone with his pistol* And thats how you get rid of Drones *walks away*

Earlier at the Three V's tower. We see a bunch of ads from the tech company VoxTek as we cut inside the tower to see none other then Vox! (DUN DUN DUN!!!)

Vox: *laughs evilly* Now that's good television!

Then a icon appears on Vox's TV head which he then answers as he uses his power to transferr the call to a screen where we see Velvette

Vox: Velvette, how are you this hellish morning?

Velvet: Oh cut the shit Vox, I need you up here now, your boy toy is wrecking my department, while I'm trying to put together a show and-

Valentino: *offscreen* Fucking bitch!

Velvet: Just get up here! Dammit Valentino!

The TV turns off along with the call as Vox sighs to himself

Vox: I knew this day was coming

Aiden: Are you sure about that?

Vox then goes onto a lift where he then goes to another floor while also passing by a couple of reporters while also entering into a camera somehow?

Aiden: When I saw Vox jump into the camera, I realized Vox could do that.

Anyways we cut to see Velvet's department as we see her looking at four outfits held by her staff members

Velvet: Too boring, boring. You're fired, Wrist ruffles what is this 1785? Burn it like the witches!

Vox: *shows up* Well I see you're busy Velvet, say where has Val gone?

Velvet: Up in his room waiting for a flat face prince to calm him down. After you know he killed one of my staff members

Vox: Okay then, well hope you have a good time setting that show up

Velvet: Yeah. Fuck you too.

Vox: Right...

Vox walks away as we later see him enter Valentino's room where we see Valentino himself. Yep the Valentino

Valentino: Oh fucking finally! *throws his drink down* Was wondering when you showed up! *to a robot Fizzarolli Clone named Kitty* Kitty! Get me another drink!

Kitty runs off and quickly comes back with a drink in her hand as she hands it to Valentino

Valentino: Thank you! Can you believe what that piece of shit did?! The Ungrateful Whore!

Valentino throws his drink at Vox who dodges it as the drink shatters into glass

Vox: Which whore are we talking about this time?

Valentino: It's Angel Dust! The fucking slut walked out on me, me! I fucking made him! Without me he's a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes.

Vox: Angel quit?

Valentino: No its worst, he moved to that hotel run by Lucifer's bimbo daughter and his Ungrateful sexy son who I wish to fuck one day!

Vox: Angel is living with Lucifer's Son and daughter?

Valentino: Yeah those bitches Charkie or Chandler and Mikey or Mike whatever the fuck their names are! She's got this hotel and- by the way which guns make me look Sexier?

Vox: What are you doing Val?

Valentino: I'm going to that hotel to make sure who owns him and then I'll fuck everyone there! I'll kill everyone!

Vox: Val! Think about it, our brand is perfection, what happened if you went after one of your whores, would we lose business?

Valentino: Maybe..

Vox: Exactly! Do you want people thinking you can't control him?

Valentino: No...

Vox: Exactly again! And also hey you have him under contract! He isn't going anywhere!

Valentino: Right... I forgot about that. But I wanted to shoot someone!

Vox: Well maybe someday.

Valentino: you know me too well. Oh and I've also heard that the radio demon is back

Vox: *his eyes twitches when hearing about Alastor* What was that?

Valentino: you heard me didn't you?

Vox: Yes I did. Alastor is back and that wasn't the first thing you fucking told me?!

Valentino: Hey killing alastor is your kink.

The TV turns on showing what happened before as Micheal turns to the drone which was flying as he grabs his pistol and shoots it which destroys the drone and its footage as we cut back to Valentino and Vox

Valentino: So what do you think?

Vox: First Alastor comes back, secondly Micheal destroys my new drone! Oh they'll pay but Alastor has to pay first!

Valentino: Yeah its been seven years and you're still pissed he almost best you at that time?

Vox: Fuck you.

Valentino: Just saying

Vox: Well now I got to send a message to make sure people remember who's in charge now!

Music starts to play as we see Vox enter his monitor room

Vox: Welcome Back
I'm gonna wish that you stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!
And top of the hour we're discussing a certain has-been who's been missing for seven years!
Did anybody notice him at all? No? More on tonight's program!
So the radio demon is back in town
Why is he here?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily I got good news, he's a fossil, a loser
And I don't mean to sound harsh but the Demon is a coward!
You all take that as gospel
Let's hope he had a nice vacation where ever he was
While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video
And now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where was he? Who gives a shit!

Alastor: Salutations
Good to be back on the air
Yes I know it's been a while
But hey sinners rejoice when they hear my voice

Vox: What a dated voice

Alastor: Instead of a clout chasing video podcast
Is Vox insecure pursuing Allure
Fitting between this fad and its not working?
Every day he's got a new format

Vox: You're looking at the future
He's the shit that comes before it!

Alastor: Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it Based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other vees!

Vox: Oh please!

Alastor: and here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team
But I said no and now he's pissy cause of that!

Vox: You old timey prick!
I'll show you suffering!

Alastor: Looks like the TV is buffering

Vox: I'll destroy you, you god damm-

Alastor: I'm afraid you've lost your signal
But let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone
Tune on in
When I'm done
Your status quo will know it's race is run
Oh this will be fun!

The song ends as we hear Alastor's laugh echo as we see Vox

Vox: Fuck!!

We then cut to Vox now with velvet and Valentino

Vox: We have a problem, Alastor is getting a little too close to Little princess Morningstar and Little Prince Morningstar so our main concern now is to make sure no deal is made between Lucifer's brats and The smiling freak

Velvet: Well how exactly are we supposed to stop it?

Valentino: Put something inside of them, that's how I get the bitches to behave.

Vox: You know the idea of having someone as a inside man just popped up in my head. What about Angel?

Valentino: He won't return my calls.

Vox: *gets a idea* You know Valentino, remember how we saw that footage and we saw that snake mastermind Sir Pentious?

Valentino: Yeah?

Vox: Well what if we convinced him to help us get information on the inside.

Velvet: Plus he wouldn't have direct ties to us.

Vox: Exactly. Thats just what we need

Valentino: Vox you smiling prince I'm in on that plan

Velvet: Fine, I'm in too.

Vox: Good.

Meanwhile we cut to Charlie and Vaggie entering the hotel as they sit down on the couch next to Micheal

Micheal: Let me guess, no sinners?

Charlie: Nope. Not a single one.

Micheal: Damm. We're gonna need more improvement.

Suddenly the door gets knocked on

Micheal: I'll get it

Micheal stands up and walks to the door as he opens it to reveal Sir Pentious

Sir Pentious: Why hello there!-

Micheal: *grabs his pistol and aims it at Sir Pentious* Better stay the fuck where you are. What do you want Sir Pentious? We kicked your ass, you back here for more?!

Sir Pentious: no I'm not! Jesus! Calm down!

Charlie: Micheal what's the problem. *notices Sir Pentious* Oh hello again!

Sir Pentious: *waves hi to Charlie* I've heard that you're helping people. People who want to be better. Right?

Charlie: That is right! Welcome to the hazbin hotel! Our home of a resort, and-

Angel Dust: *offscreen* Are you fucking nuts?! *the screen turns to angel who's standing in the doorway* This snake was trying to kill us Six hours ago! And now you want him living with us?!

Charlie: Yes! This place is all about second chances! For Sir Pentious he deserves a second chance! Come on let's go inside!

Charlie leads sir Pentious inside the hotel as Vaggie, Angel and Micheal follow

And later after giving a tour to sir Pentious about the hotel we cut to see Micheal in his room as he lies down on his bed and looks at the voicemail messages from Lucifer as Micheal plays one of the messages

Lucifer: *voice* Hey Son! Happy Birthday! Sorry I couldn't come, work has been too hard on me recently and I was busy, leave a message if you want to talk to me again

Micheal: *sighs* fuck me.

Micheal leaves his room and goes to the bar where he bumps into angel

Micheal: Oh sorry angel.

Angel Dust: No its fine, I was going to the bar to get a drink

Micheal: Hey Me too.

Micheal grabs a bottle off the shelf and drinks it as he hands it to Angel Dust who drinks it as well as the two noticed something

Micheal: The fuck was that?

Micheal and Angel Dust then walk over to what Micheal saw as they see a door open as Micheal looks through the door to see Sir Pentious placing a camera in a bookshelf

Micheal: No fucking way. *to Angel Dust* Sir Pentious is placing a camera in there.

Angel Dust: No way, is he?

Micheal: Yeah. Let's kick the doors open, three, two, one-

Angel Dust: Now! *both he and Micheal kick the doors open as Sir Pentious notices them* You little prick! You're working for the Vees?! We fucking knew there was something Shady about you.

Sir Pentious: I don't know what you're talking about. Whorebug and Prince.

Micheal: You reptilian motherfucker!!!

Micheal grabs Sir Pentious and Throws him into the wall as Micheal barrage punches Sir Pentious while sounding like Bruce Lee until Micheal karate chops Sir Pentious towards Angel Dust as Angel Dust grabs Sir Pentious and punches him until Sir Pentious slaps him

Angel Dust: Ouch. Motherfucker.

The screen cuts away and then cuts back to the fight as Sir Pentious punches Angel in the face and then punches Micheal without looking as Micheal tackles Sir Pentious to the ground as Angel holds Sir Pentious down and tries to punch

Sir Pentious: Get your aggressively average bodies off of me!

Sir Pentious then uses his hypnosis power to quickly disorient Micheal and Angel Dust who get off of Sir Pentious as Micheal shakes his head

Micheal: You done fucked up now!

Charlie: *both she and Vaggie show up wearing their sleep uniforms* What's going on?

Micheal: Mr Pentious here is a traitor! He is!

Sir Pentious: What? No! I would never betray anyone!

Micheal: Then what's with the camera? *points to the camera*

Charlie and Vaggie: *both widen their eyes in shock*

Sir Pentious: Oh no..

Micheal: Yeah, that's what I thought.

Sir Pentious: I'm going now-

Micheal: *grabs Sir Pentious and notices a watch on his wrist* What's this? A new watch?

Sir Pentious: Yes I bought it myself-

Micheal: Bullshit! I know it's from the Vees, turn it on so I can talk to Vox.

Sir Pentious: Okay then. Pocket Sand!

Sir Pentious grabs a bunch of sand from his pocket and throws it into Micheal's eyes

Micheal: Ah!!!!! My fucking eyes!

Sir Pentious: *activates the watch which shows Vox*

Vox: Hey Pentious, Did you place the camera?

Sir Pentious: I did but... I got found out but now I need a extraction!

Vox: Wait you were caught?! It hasn't been a day! I can't believe we hired someone like you who would fuck up! If they don't kill you! Do it yourself! You miserable failure!

The watch turns off

Sir Pentious: I..... I guess make it quick then. Not that I deserve it

Micheal: Gladly. *grabs his knife*

Charlie: Wait... Pentious?

Music starts to play

Charlie: It starts with sorry
That's your foot in the door, one simple sorry
Spoken straight from the core
A path of forgiveness is a twisting trail of hearts
But sorry is where it starts

Sir Pentious: Who can forgive a dirtbag like me
I don't deserve your amnesty

Angel Dust, Vaggie and Micheal: Can't we just kill him?
Shoot him and spill his blood?

Charlie: That's also a option

Angel Dust, Vaggie and Micheal: Works for us

Charlie: but who hasn't been in his shoes?
It starts with sorry

Sir Pentious: Sorry.

Charlie: dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry

Sir Pentious: I'm so sorry.

Charlie: and your journeys underway

Charlie and Sir Pentious: It will take time to cover
My/Your vast multitude of sins
But sorry is where it begins
It starts with sorry

Nifty: *offscreen* Oh no fair! *the screen shows Nifty who turns to sir Pentious* I hated that song! Why are you so lame? Not a bad boy. *walks away*

Charlie: Well that was a first good day. Let's all go get rest.

As Charlie and the others including sir Pentious walk away we see alastor appear as he grabs the watch and turns it on which shows Vox

Vox: What?! *notices Alastor* Oh Hey Alastor! How are you doing?

Alastor: Despite you trying to make sure I stayed gone, I'm doing alright. But you'll have to do more then that Vox.

Vox: Oh you......... good on you but the next time we see each other, it won't be so pretty.

Alastor crushes the watch and laughs to himself as he walks away as the screen cuts to black

Voice Acting Cast

Ned Luke (Singing Voice: Vincent Tong)

Elsie Lovelock

Edward Bosco (Singing Voice: Gabriel C. Brown)

Monica Franco

Alex Brightman (Singing Voice: Kirby Morrow)

Micheal Kovach (Singing Voice: Andrew Francis)

Troy Baker (Singing Voice: Himself)

Nolan North

Lili Cooper

Keith David (no lines or appearance)

Michelle Marie

End of voice acting credits

Woo! That was a doozy but I finished the second episode! Now you're wondering what was the surprise I was talking about? I'll show you, ladies and gentlemen may I present the new theme song for the hazbin hotel show

Music starts to play

Singer: Jump up, kick back, whip around and spin (Starring Charlie)
Ninja- (Go!)
And then we jump back, do it again (Vaggie)
Ninjago! (Micheal)
Ninjago! (Alastor)
And then jump and do it again (Husk, Nifty and Angel Dust)
Ninjago! (Sir Pentious)
Jump and do it again
Just jump up, kick back whip around and spin!

The opening song sings as we first saw Charlie, Vaggie, Micheal, Alastor, Husk, Nifty, Angel Dust and Sir Pentious in their own character showcase as the last we see of them as the group spin around and do a tornado move as the title card shows Hazbin Hotel

Yep! That's right, I'm officially making the Hazbin hotel intro a simple rip off of Lego Ninjago's intros, trust me it's catchy, anyways hope you enjoyed and I'll see you all again soon!